Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse.
Chapter 32 A Tailor-Made Deadlock
Chapter 32 A Tailor-Made Deadlock
Yu Xiaogang was embarrassed, and Tang San was also a little embarrassed. If his teacher took off his pants and exposed his butt in public, wouldn't he, the disciple, also be embarrassed?
He was somewhat resentful of Bai Yu, but at this moment, Bai Yu pushed through the crowd and walked in, whispering to Tang San:
"Xiao San, don't worry about being embarrassed. No soul master can guarantee where they will be injured during a battle. Your teacher's injury was an accident, but helping him detoxify can show your sincerity. The more shameful your teacher's injury is, the greater you are!"
Tang San's eyes lit up, what Xiaoyu said made sense!
I sacrificed so much to help my teacher detoxify. Doesn't this just prove that I, Tang San, value friendship and loyalty?
Tang San looked at Dashi with burning eyes, and he was almost about to say to Yu Xiaogang, "Teacher, just take off your pants!"
Yu Xiaogang felt Tang San's gaze and felt annoyed. How the hell could I take off my pants in public?
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is unwilling to take off his pants and show his wound in public]
Bai Yu removed the word "no" and changed "unwilling" to "willing".
As Bai Yu made the changes, Yu Xiaogang suddenly had an inexplicable idea in his mind. He wanted to take off his pants, he really wanted to take them off. He was not afraid even if there were people around. The more people, the better!
Yu Xiaogang bent down and took off his pants without saying a word!
The crowd screamed in surprise, the girls covered their eyes one after another, and the men were more confused than each other, not understanding why Yu Xiaogang took off his pants.
Don't you want to show the wound?
What’s the difference between this and being a hooligan?
Yu Xiaogang said loudly:
"Look, my wound is on my butt!"
He stuck out his butt, revealing the hideous but healing wound.
Everyone's eyes left his pitifully small penis and turned to the wound on his butt. Someone nodded and said:
"Well, it does look like the toxin from the mandrake snake."
Yu Xiaogang shook his butt and said proudly:
"Really? We have been hunting the Mandrake snake for four hundred years. Would I lie?"
At this time, someone asked again:
"You just said that Tang San helped you detoxify. How did he do it?"
Tang San was very embarrassed, but for the sake of his own reputation, he still raised his head and said loudly:
"The situation was urgent at the time, and I helped the teacher suck out the toxins!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense. Just when everyone was about to die of embarrassment, someone suddenly sighed:
"Tang San sacrificed himself to save his master. What a good disciple!"
When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief and echoed:
"Yes, Tang San is such a good disciple!"
"The great wet is blessed."
"Yeah yeah."
Tang San's vanity was greatly satisfied. He turned back subconsciously, only to find that Bai Yu was gone.
At the same time, at the edge of the crowd, Bai Yu, who was leading the sighing, quietly left the place.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were like victorious generals, one was so vain because of his fame, and the other was so satisfied because he took off his pants in public. They strode together to Yu Xiaogang's office.
The crowd made way for the two people with subtle expressions. After watching them walk into the office, the scene was quiet for a few seconds, and then became noisy again.
"Oh, I just remembered that I haven't put away my clothes yet. I'll go put them away, hehehe."
"I haven't washed the dishes yet, I'm going to wash them, hahahaha"
"Ahem, let's go, hehehe"
Everyone left with Nanbang’s smile.
In the office, Tang San looked through the window at the crowd outside dispersing and frowned:
"That's not right. Why did they disperse so quickly?" According to his idea, they should continue to spread his good name!
At this time, Yu Xiaogang also came over. Tang San subconsciously turned his head to take a look, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.
"Teacher, can you put on your pants?"
. . . . . . .
The next day, when Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were walking in the school, they suddenly heard a lot of bad rumors.
"Have you heard? Yesterday a pervert took off his pants in front of the school gate!"
"real or fake?"
"Really? I heard it's pitifully small!"
Yu Xiaogang's face froze.
Tang San's expression froze.
The master and the disciple looked at each other, bewildered.
How could it become like this?
. . . . . . .
"How did it turn out like this? Haha, two idiots."
In Bai Yu's small single room, he sat by the window, admiring the scenery, and said in a voice that only he could hear:
"Isn't this nonsense? Tang San, this guy, thinks that he will be praised by everyone for sacrificing himself to save his master? You think too much. Yu Xiaogang is not a positive character, but a clown who brags without thinking! Sacrificing himself to save a clown, and still expecting to be praised?"
"Of course, if Tang San is smart, he can release the news bit by bit and guide public opinion, and it is possible to establish the person. Unfortunately, Tang San and Dashi are both people who want to save face and are both in power and in a position, so they can't be so patient."
"Under my modification, Dashi took off his pants on the spot, and Tang San said on the spot that he helped Dashi absorb the toxins. Naturally, everyone would associate their postures with each other, and the rumor would spread. After all, both of them have a bad reputation."
"Besides, what can Tang San use to prove that they hunted down the 400-year-old Mandragora Snake? A 4-year spirit ring? Even if everything went well before and everyone was moved by his deeds of sacrificing himself to save his master, but he can't produce a 400-year spirit ring, everyone will immediately think that everything is a story made up by the two of them."
Bai Yu thought so, with a smile on his face.
With Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's IQ, they would have to count the money for him even if they were sold out by him.
Of course he had to help Tang San publicize his deeds. After all, he was Tang San's good brother. Tang San sacrificed himself to save his master, so he must publicize it and let everyone know!
But how the world views and spreads this matter is none of his business. After all, Tang San and Dashi have very bad reputations, so everyone will subconsciously think of everything that happens to these two people in a bad way, and public opinion will naturally begin to discredit this master and apprentice.
This is the same as the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy. If the winner wins, there will be great scholars to debate for him. If the loser loses, then the winner has the final say.
If Tang San and Yu Xiaogang had a good reputation, there would be great scholars who would debate for them. But unfortunately, their reputations were not good, and very bad, one was a homosexual, and the other was a lunatic.
Moreover, after a while, when Tang San’s four-year spirit ring comes out, even a small group of spectators who stand on Tang San’s side with the mentality of “not against the person but against the issue” will instantly turn against him.
After all, you, Yu Xiaogang, said that you were poisoned because you were hunting the Mandragora Snake. You said that you successfully hunted the Mandragora Snake, so where is the soul ring?
No spirit ring? What the hell!
This is a dead end, a dead end that Bai Yu tailored for Tang San and Dashi!
Bai Yu could foresee that in the next period of time, Tang San and Master would be completely ruined. And he, Bai Yu, would become the only good brother that Tang San trusted, pushing Tang San into the abyss step by step, and finally making Tang San completely perish in obscurity!
After all, both of them are time travelers, and neither of them is willing to live under someone else's roof. So there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and there will be a war sooner or later. This is destined.
In other words, the two have been enemies from the beginning, but Bai Yu is trying to use Tang San to improve himself as much as possible, and then find an opportunity to kill him at the end!
(End of this chapter)
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