Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse.

Chapter 31: The Master and the Disciple Are Being Watched
"Suck ~ suck~"

Dashi gradually regained consciousness and felt the warmth coming from his butt. He forced open his blurry eyes and looked behind him.

Tang San said in surprise:
"Teacher, are you awake?!"

At this time, Tang San's lips had turned purple from sucking so much, and the area around his mouth was a mixture of venom and blood, which was almost solidified.

Yu Xiaogang's vision had not fully recovered at this time, and he could only vaguely see a pile of solid-liquid mixture near Tang San's mouth.

Just as doubts emerged in his unclear mind, Tang San's head lowered towards his butt again.

The wet man was suddenly startled. What was Xiao San doing? She aimed her mouth at my ass and sucked it full of it. Could it be that
Dashi's stomach churned, and he quickly tensed all his muscles, trying to shake off Tang San. However, his ability to move had not yet recovered, and his body was stiff. In his anxiety, his sphincter suddenly became uncontrollable, and a stream of true energy gushed out along his rectum!

collapse!
Tang San was trying hard, when suddenly, a gas gushed out from the door that was nearby, covering his entire face. The incomparable smell rushed into his nasal cavity frantically, almost making Tang San faint on the spot.

boom!
Tang San fell to the ground and said angrily:

"I'm sucking out the toxins from you and you fart and explode me?!"

Yu Xiaogang farted and his head became much clearer. He instantly realized that his good disciple was saving him!

"Xiao San, the teacher didn't mean it. The teacher couldn't control herself! Ouch, the teacher's body is numb, come and help me turn over!"

Bai Yu suppressed his smile, regretting that there were no cameras in this world, and said to Tang San:
"Xiao San, Dashi probably didn't do it on purpose. He can still fart, which means he has almost recovered!"

Hearing this, Tang San immediately thought of his reputation for sacrificing himself to save his master after returning, and he no longer cared about being angry. He turned Yu Xiaogang over and said with concern:
"Teacher, are you okay?"

Yu Xiaogang held Tang San's hand and asked weakly:
"Xiao San, was I poisoned just now?"

Bai Yu took the lead and said:
"Yes, Dashi, your butt was scratched by the teeth of the mandrake snake. In order to save you, Xiaosan used her mouth to suck out the poison for you."

When the master thought of the scene just now, he felt a chill in his heart and couldn't help shaking all over.

Even though he knew Tang San was saving him, he couldn't help but feel disgusted by that posture.

But in order not to disappoint Tang San, Dashi still forced a smile and said:
"Thank you, Xiaosan. Thanks to you, I was able to save my life."

Tang San shook his head and said:

"No, teacher, if it weren't for hunting spirit rings for me, you wouldn't be poisoned. This is what I should do!"

He pretended to be very upright, as if the person who wanted to kill and silence the witness was not him.

After the master and the apprentice had been playing tricks on each other, Bai Yu could no longer bear it and said with two dry coughs:
"It's very dangerous in the Soul Hunting Forest, and it's getting dark. I think we should go back quickly."

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang finally came back to their senses from their movie star state, and the three of them quickly left the Soul Hunting Forest.

Bai Yu was not in a hurry to try out the spirit ring, as he would have plenty of time for that later.

. . . . . .

As soon as the three of them arrived at the gate of Notting College, they were shocked to find that a group of people had gathered at the gate, including people pushing carts selling melon seeds, drinks and mineral water. It was quite lively.

"Is this what happened?"

Tang San said doubtfully.

Dashi was also very confused, and walked over with Tang San, wanting to find someone to ask. However, when the group of people saw him, their eyes suddenly lit up and they surrounded him.

"Master, I heard that you took your apprentice to hunt for spirit rings?"

"Did it work? Let's see!"

"Let us admire you and your disciple!"

Yu Xiaogang instantly realized that this group of people were here specifically to humiliate him!

Tang San beside him secretly clenched his fists, wishing he could kill all these guys who were taking advantage of his misfortune!
Bai Yu was smarter and did not follow the two of them to watch the fun. He was watching from the outside of the crowd.

Someone said to Tang San:

"Hey, you are the disciple of the master, right? Don't be shy, let us see your powerful spirit ring!"

"Yes, yes, the disciple of Master must have a hundred-year spirit ring, right?" Tang San's face turned pale and he looked at Master, who also looked at him. The two of them had the same idea at this moment:

They cannot be shown Tang San’s one-year spirit ring, otherwise the two of them will go down in history from now on!

As a joke, of course!

Dashi clenched his fist and said:
"What do you mean? Xiao San and I have just returned from the Soul Hunting Forest with great difficulty. We haven't even had time to rest yet, and you guys are laughing at us?"

Someone laughed and said:

"What are you mocking? We are here to admire you, Master. Your Wuhun Wanda theory is now well-known throughout the country! We idiots must come to admire your achievements! After all, any theory you make up is worth two gold soul coins, we can't compare!"

Yu Xiaogang's face froze. He was very angry and wanted to beat this man up, but with so many people looking at him with mocking expressions, he didn't have the courage to do anything.

At this time, Tang San stood up, clasped his fists and said:
"Dear teachers and students, my teacher and I have just returned from the Soul Hunting Forest. We encountered a 400-year-old mandrake snake and fought with it. Now we are exhausted and need to rest. Please don't stop us."

Someone said in astonishment:
"Four hundred year old Mandrake snake? How did you survive?"

When this was mentioned, Yu Xiaogang suddenly became proud, with his hands behind his back, and said proudly:
"You never thought that we not only survived, but also killed it!"

"Killed it? Could it be that Tang San absorbed the four hundred year spirit ring?!"

Someone couldn't help but ask.

This question made Yu Xiaogang's face freeze instantly!
It’s over. I was just thinking about showing off. How could Xiao San have a 400-year spirit ring?

Tang San's face looked even uglier. He had just been secretly pulling Dashi's clothes to tell him not to talk nonsense, but Dashi didn't notice at all.

Everyone was excited when they learned that the master and disciple had hunted down a four-hundred-year-old mandrake snake and had a high probability of absorbing its spirit ring.

"Little Tang San, quickly show us your spirit ring. It's a four hundred year old spirit ring!"

"Let us see it quickly, otherwise the four hundred year old Mandragora Snake must be fake!"

Tang San's face was pale, and Yu Xiaogang's face was also pale.

It is true that he killed the four-hundred-year-old Mandragora Snake, and it is also true that he absorbed the four-hundred-year-old spirit ring. But the problem is that the final spirit ring is not a hundred-year-old spirit ring. Who would believe it if I told others about it?
Yu Xiaogang said in a deep voice:

"Xiao San is too tired, he can't show his spirit ring now"

"Oh, it's just a flash of the spirit ring, what's the big deal?"

"That's right, it will only take a moment! Or were you guys just lying and there is no such thing as a 400-year-old mandrake snake?"

Yu Xiaogang was at a loss and in a panic.

At this moment, Bai Yu outside the crowd suddenly said loudly:

"I testify! The four hundred year old Mandragora snake is real! Dashi and Tang San did hunt down a four hundred year old Mandragora snake!"

Everyone's eyes immediately turned to Bai Yu:

"Boy, what evidence do you have?"

Bai Yu smiled and said:

"In order to hunt him, Dashi was poisoned by a snake, and it was his apprentice Tang San who helped him to remove the poison. Is this considered evidence?"

Everyone nodded and said:

"Calculate!"

Then they looked at Yu Xiaogang, meaning to ask him to show his wound.

Yu Xiaogang looked pale.

How the hell am I supposed to show off with so many people?!

(End of this chapter)