Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 162 On-site inspection of the shocking secret! (asking for monthly tickets)

(All the characters and story backgrounds in this book are set in a virtual movie world and have no connection with the real world. Please do not take it as a code.)
First of all, Lango strongly denied that he had any bias against LeBron.

On the contrary, he even admires LeBron very much. As a player who has never played for a super team, he won not1, not2, and not3 championships, and can maintain a high level of competitive state and media exposure all year round. He deserves the respect of any fan!
As for "eight points of ball release", "six steps", "nomadic dynasty", "executive vice goat", "spread your hands, LeBron James".
This is purely malicious slander from those haters who are unhappy with their lives, and a shameless smear on Lebang’s outstanding achievements.

Therefore, as the historical goat of the NBA, he also believes that no one is more suitable than LeBron to sacrifice himself to save the world!

Coincidentally, there was a playoff game between the Knicks and the Lakers at Madison Square Garden tonight. Rango, who was interested in including LeBron as a sacrifice candidate, naturally would not miss this opportunity. After making a request to Catherine, the woman enthusiastically called LeBron and asked for a few courtside tickets for the Knicks.

At night, the Garden Arena, which carries countless basketball legends, is bustling with people. Fans, wearing various Knicks jerseys, sway to the rhythm of the live DJ, and cheers rise and fall.

"Rango, look! That looks like Rihanna!"

It was Teddy’s first time to watch a game in person. He was instantly moved by the atmosphere and pointed excitedly at the stars around him. Especially when he spotted Rihanna, he was so excited that he drank beer.

"A silly and cute guy from out of the province~A silly and cute guy from out of the province~~"

"Hahaha"

Teddy imitated Rihanna's classic songs, dancing and his funny appearance made the surrounding fans laugh.

Rango looked at Teddy's lively appearance and secretly thanked his choice tonight.

Compared to the cute and clingy Yuumi, he still prefers playing with Teddy. Not only is this kid as open-minded as himself, he can tell all kinds of jokes at will, and he can also serve as his mouthpiece from time to time.

So he deliberately left Yumi at home tonight, and did not bring Gloria and Emma with him. He only took Teddy out to watch the game.

As for McQueen?

This kid must have fainted in the parking lot of the Garden Arena.

On the court, the players were warming up intensively, with LeBron being particularly eye-catching.

This guy first smeared magnesium powder on his hands at the sidelines with a step that showed he didn't care about anyone, then suddenly and exaggeratedly threw it into the air, opened his arms, closed his eyes and enjoyed the kingly demeanor at that moment.

"Fuck, what's wrong with this guy?!"

Teddy coughed a few times due to the magnesium powder and cursed: "I paid to come here to watch the game, not to watch him pose!"

"Hey, speak with some respect, little guy. The man you are talking about is the MVP of last season!" An audience member nearby yelled at him in dissatisfaction.

"Really? Then I also won the MVP in the game of F**K Your Mom!" Teddy raised his middle finger to the bastard wearing the No. 23 Lakers jersey and retorted: "GO F**K yourself! Bronny!"

The game was about to start, and the atmosphere became increasingly tense and heated. The LeBron fans who had been arguing fiercely with Teddy glared at him fiercely and turned their attention to the game.

Perhaps because the game had just started, the defensive intensity of both sides was not up to par, and both sides played in a run-and-gun rhythm, with the goals scored back and forth, looking very exciting.

Rango, who has always been passionate about basketball, couldn't help but watch it attentively. In fact, he had a deep love for basketball when he was in middle school and even joined the basketball team for a time.

However, after an on-campus training match, he resolutely chose to withdraw.

There's nothing else to it, it's just too damn disgusting!
He couldn't stand being tangled up with a few big black guys every day. At least he could wear a helmet on the football team.

“Bravo!!!”

With a buzzer-beating three-pointer, the Knicks successfully overtook the Lakers in a single quarter!
Rango clapped his hands excitedly and cheered for the players' outstanding performance.

Seeing this, Katherine, who had no interest in basketball, smiled and said, "I thought you would support LeBron. He is very famous now and has the momentum to surpass Jordan."

"Walter? Seriously?"

Rango laughed dumbly and said, "Without DW, this guy would still be empty-handed."

After a short break, the game resumed.

When the Lakers came on the court, LeBron deliberately walked to their side and nodded to Katherine.

When the two of them high-fived, Catherine even gently grabbed LeBron from behind, but LeBron just chuckled, glanced at Rango and Teddy, and left without even saying hello.

Rango raised his eyebrows when he saw this. It seemed that what Catherine said was right. She and Lebang had most likely had an in-depth communication.

At this moment, in a community home in Long Island, Emma was boredly changing TV channels when she suddenly stopped at a familiar picture.

Her uncle Rango was sitting by the basketball court, chatting and laughing with a brightly dressed woman, with a teddy bear shaking its head beside them.

"Wow...Uncle is on TV." She shouted in surprise, attracting the attention of Wednesday and Gloria who were combing Yumi's hair nearby.

After they all came over, Emma glanced at Gloria, who looked a little unhappy, and deliberately said, "No wonder uncle came back for dinner and then hurried out again. It turned out that he wanted to watch the game with his new girlfriend."

Gloria took a deep breath and did not respond immediately. Instead, a vengeful smile appeared on her face. "Call him. Can you think of anything that can scare him immediately?"

Emma was instantly excited when she heard it: "Tell him I'm pregnant!"

"Walter?" Gloria immediately refused: "No, he will get angry and blow up the stadium."

She dialed the number and said with a sly grin, "I'll tell him I'm pregnant. Wait until you see the funny look on his face."

As she spoke, Gloria made a call. At the same time, Rango on the sidelines also took out his mobile phone and took a look. Then, under the expectant gazes of everyone, he simply hung up the phone and put it in his pocket, with no intention of answering it at all.

The excited people in the living room suddenly fell silent. Emma smiled provocatively at the confused Gloria and said, "Oh, this is really interesting."

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Inside the stadium, the game was coming to an end, but the atmosphere was completely different from the first half.

The originally evenly matched contest, however, was turned on its head by the Lakers' Big Three in the third quarter, with the score quickly widening to double digits and the balance of victory and defeat tipping, causing many spectators to leave the stadium early, unwilling to witness the home team being ravaged.

The final whistle sounded, the Knicks lost by a large margin, and the game officially ended.

Except for the players who needed to be interviewed, all other players returned to the locker room through the player tunnel, and the sidelines suddenly became much emptier.

"You're sure he'll come by then."

"Of course. We'll see."

Katherine replied confidently, and sure enough, after being interviewed by reporters on the scene, LeBron came to the sidelines to greet some public figures who supported him.

Today, LeBron is the most ticket-selling star in the NBA. The Lakers have countless games broadcast live across the United States, and those singers and movie stars who have some relationship with him also follow him around to get camera exposure.

When they finally got to Rango's side, this guy gave Catherine a warm hug, and the two of them exchanged glances about some interesting things that had happened recently. Catherine even hinted at giving out her room number in front of Rango.

LeBron pulled up the corners of his mouth and smiled, but did not refuse. There were many cameras around him facing this side. He always cared about his public image and did not communicate. He glanced at Rango and Teddy, nodded slightly, and prepared to leave.

At this moment, Rango suddenly asked him: "LBJ, I have a question for you."

LeBron stopped and looked at Rango, then responded in a low and authoritative voice: "I will not answer any personal questions other than the court."

"Hahaha, don't worry, buddy." Rango walked forward and was about to pat him on the back to get closer, but after smelling the rich fragrance, he couldn't help but take a few steps back and asked sincerely: "If, I mean if, our world encountered a devastating crisis, then are you willing to stand up and sacrifice your life to be the hero who saves the world?"

"Ok?"

Lebang looked at Rango as if he was looking at a mental patient. He looked at Catherine in confusion. After seeing the woman's equally speechless expression, he thought for a while and nodded heavily, "Of course! For my family, for those refugees and children who are still struggling with hunger and suffering, I have no choice but to do this."

After saying that, the guy wrapped in a towel raised his arms and waved them around, immediately arousing cheers from countless fans who came to watch the game.

Seeing this, Rango and Teddy looked at each other and saw satisfaction in each other's eyes.

Who else could be the sacrifice for a Goat with such a fearless spirit?
A day later, the doors of the Natural History Museum opened to the public again.

After more than a month of meticulous renovation, it is now open to visitors with a brand new look. Not only have the traces of damage on the exterior walls disappeared, but the precious collections and specimens in the museum have also been restored to their former glory.

Entering the museum, you can see Rango's photo on the right wall. He is wearing a neat suit, with deep and firm eyes. His handsome face attracts the attention of many first-time visitors.
At the railing upstairs, Rango folded his arms across his chest, overlooking the bustling crowd of tourists below.

Most of the people there are students who come to visit as part of school activities, but there are also many tourists who come to visit on their own. In New York, the Museum of Natural History is still very famous.

Many visitors caught a glimpse of Rango's photo when they entered the room, and after recognizing the curator, they looked up and waved to him. Rango responded with a smile and a nod, then stepped into the elevator and pressed the button to the top floor.

From the outside, the museum has a total of four floors, but only their insiders know that there are actually six floors inside, and the top two floors are not open to the public. Their main purpose is to store various collections.

This is actually due to the previous director, McPhee. This old man is rich and loves to play. He spent a lot of his own money to enrich the museum. There are as many as 3200 million biological specimens and prehistoric artifacts alone.

That’s right, more than 32 million!
Even though the museum covers an area of ​​seven hectares, has four floors open to the public, and more than a dozen different exhibition halls, it is impossible to display all the collections one by one.

So two more floors were added to store old specimens.

When Rango became the curator, he discussed with Teddy for a while and decided to pile all the things on the top floor on another floor. If there was no space, they could just sell them at a low price. If that didn't work, they could just put them in the murder house.

Since it cannot be displayed, what is the point of keeping it in the warehouse.

Of course, the low price was just a joke. If Director McPhee knew about it, he would spit out several liters of blood. He spent a lot of money to buy these and donated them to the museum. Without further ado, the elevator door slowly opened on the top floor.

A magnificent corridor comes into view, with display cabinets with bullet-proof glass lined on both sides.

The things inside are nothing else: skeleton arms, lucky rabbit feet, wolf beards, bloody pumpkin heads, sea monster tentacles, the whetstone of the sword in the stone, and the head of a gorgon covered with foot bindings.
He had brought all the exhibits that were originally placed at home here, and their uses were needless to say, they were only used to scare away the dark creatures that came over.

Why scare?
"Password!"

A lazy voice came from behind the closed door at the end of the corridor.

Rango shouted helplessly: "When you hear thunder, don't be afraid~ Find your thunder partner and say a spell~ Fuck the thunder, go eat shit~ You can't scare me, because you are just God's fart~"

After a burst of unrhymed thunder song was sung, the door slowly opened.

The vomit man was yawning and listlessly lying on a chair next to the door. "Sorry, boss, Teddy set the password. Everyone who comes in has to sing it."

"Well, what's wrong with you kid? I remind you that drugs are strictly prohibited in the team. If you dare..."

"Don't worry, Boss. I just have a stomachache these past two days. Fuck, it happens again."

As he spoke, the vomiting man ran out, holding his stomach. Looking at his back, Rango couldn't help but remind him: "Go to the public toilet outside! The museum toilet has just been renovated!"

"That's too late."

Shet!

Rango cursed inwardly. It seemed that he had to install a toilet that could resist strong acid for this bastard.

He turned his eyes to the house again. The original collection warehouse had been transformed into a minimalist space - a sofa, a few chairs, and a TV.
And this is the New York branch of the log house!
That's right, Rango chose to locate the branch directly in the museum. This was not because he wanted to save money or was lazy, but because he was deeply inspired by the exquisite camouflage techniques of the MIB headquarters.

The headquarters of MIB is disguised as being underground in the Bridge and Tunnel Administration. Ordinary people would never imagine that there would be a whole new world underneath an ordinary bridge bureau.

The same is true for the New York branch of the Log House. Who would believe that the top floor of a history museum that receives more than four million visitors every year is a branch of a paranormal resistance organization?

So with this idea in mind, Rango felt at ease to place the branch here, which was both concealed and convenient for operation.

He walked into the warehouse that was arranged as a hall and waved and greeted everyone. However, except for Clare who continued to show her support, everyone else looked at him strangely.

Rango chuckled and spread his hands to explain: "Come on guys, our branch has just started, and it's normal for the environment to be a bit simple. Wouldn't it be more motivated for us to work together?"

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Everyone looked at each other, and finally the youngest Andrew scratched his head and asked, "Well, I remember when we left Texas, didn't Quigmar say that he had approved an initial fund of 5 million US dollars to set up a branch for you? Boss, you didn't embezzle all of it, did you?"

This question made everyone present focus on Rango.

Faced with these doubts, Rango immediately said in dissatisfaction: "Fuck, who do you think I am! I have tens of millions in the bank, do I need to embezzle everyone's money?!"

He coughed awkwardly and pulled up a chair to sit across from them.

"As your leader and superior, I can swear that I will never embezzle a penny from my brothers!"

Rango took out a stack of checkbooks from his pocket, flicked them, and smiled at everyone, saying, "The main reason why I chose such a simple address is because I want to give the five million dollars to everyone as a bonus."

Seeing this scene, Teddy opened his phone tacitly, and a rhythmic dance music instantly filled the entire space:

“Everyday pork chop~~~~La mano arriba cintura sola~Da media vuelta Danza Kuduro~~~”

The song of money-dividing sounded, and Rango wrote a string of numbers on a check and threw it to the four Ninja Turtles. "Da Vinci, this is for the four of you. Spend it!"

When Da Vinci and his companions saw the string of zeros on the number, they immediately huddled together in excitement, jumping up and down and making strange noises.

"Andrew, this is yours." Rango tore off another check. "Find the best hospital for your mother. If the money is not enough, just ask me."

Andrew looked at the number on the check and thought of his mother who had been bedridden for so many years. A smile suddenly appeared on his gloomy face and he looked at Rango with gratitude.

"Big Eater, this money is enough for you to eat several tons of hamburgers. Remember to bring some to the vomiter when he comes back."

"Amanda, use this money to buy 10,000 lottery tickets. If you make any money, remember to give me some."

"Clare, you are still young, I will keep this money for you first."

After the distribution was completed, he looked at his companions in front of him with satisfaction, who were boiling with joy. He felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart: "So, I am not a bad boss, am I?"

"Yeah! Boss you are so cool!!"

"Haha, party! We have to celebrate the opening of the branch!"

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Rango was also infected by the warm atmosphere and couldn't stop smiling. He clapped his hands and prepared to go back to the office downstairs.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the air: "Boss, what about me?"

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At the end of the corridor, behind a simple desk, Heather was wearing a neat business suit. She pulled up the hem of her skirt, then deliberately unbuttoned two buttons of her white shirt, revealing her white cleavage.

Opening the makeup mirror, she carefully adjusted the hair on her forehead, letting it fall gracefully on the edge of her plain glasses. Then, holding the documents in her hand, she gently knocked on the door of the curator's office next to her.

After returning to New York, Rango invited her to work as a secretary and part-time personal assistant in the museum. She really couldn't stay in Texas, so she even put the inherited estate up for sale at a low price.

As she was about to graduate, she accepted the olive branch thrown by Rango without any hesitation. As far as she could see, the work was very easy, and Rango, the boss, was very easy to talk to.

The door opened slightly, and Rango was talking on the phone with someone. The moment he saw Heather, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.

She never wore makeup in Texas, but today she put on a simple and elegant light makeup, her blue eyes were even more deep and charming, and her tight professional suit outlined her graceful figure.
The seeds of lust seemed to be sprouting again.

He waved to Heather, and the secretary came over obediently and sat on his lap, hugged his neck, and leaned against Rango.

While Rango was flirting with her, he was reporting the situation to Quigma on the other end of the phone.

"Yes, we have found the slut, the fool, and the athlete. Now all we need is the wise man and the virgin."

"Hey? I'm already fast enough. I have to make sure these people deserve to die and are willing to sacrifice for the world."

"Yes, in addition to the X-addicted female writer Catherine, there is also the unscrupulous gigolo Squid and the executive vice-chairman Goat Lebang."

"What? LeBron can't do that? Fuck! He made a promise in front of the media that he was willing to sacrifice his life to save the world."

“What kind of excuse is this that public figures have too much influence?”

"Do you have any previous experience? Kobe? WTF?!"

"So Kobe's helicopter accident was also arranged by you during your last sacrifice?"

Soon after, the call was disconnected.

Rango was a little confused and cleared his mind. Quigmar actually did not agree with sacrificing celebrities and public figures, and even used the example of sacrificing Kobe last time to persuade him.
Damn it! He knew that the helicopter wouldn’t crash so easily!

He put Heather down from his arms. Under the woman's strange gaze, Rango walked silently to the window and pounded his chest towards the sky.

RIP Chat!

Thank you for your contribution to the world!
"Lanlango? What happened?" Heather asked curiously.

"No."

Rango smiled and said with emotion: "It's just that today I have a new understanding of my former idol."

He then hugged Heather for a while and asked, "Have you found any clues about the matter you were asked to investigate?"

Heather patted her chest with a flushed face, then nodded and replied, "There is very limited information about the hotel in Brooklyn, but through Director McPhee's resources, I found that the behind-the-scenes shareholders of this hotel are mostly scattered in Europe and the Middle East, and there are many underworld forces behind it. But the strange thing is that they have not been open for business for nearly a week, so we can't know what's going on inside."

Rango nodded slightly when he heard this. According to what Quigmar had said before, this hotel was most likely occupied by dark creatures.

Damn this bastard. If he wants to make it in New York, he shouldn’t come to his place first.

After thinking for a while, he dialed the number of the top floor branch.

"Da Vinci, the four of you brothers should go to the hotel where the dark creatures had a fight and investigate, and gather some information from inside."

"Huh? Us?"

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(End of this chapter)