Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 161: Choosing a sacrifice! (asking for monthly tickets)

"Fakmi!!!"

"OMG yess"

"NO! STOP!"

"Stop! I can't hold it anymore."

Outside an office deep in the museum, Yumi curled up her body, her ears nervously capturing the movements inside, her eyes occasionally glancing at the magic book floating beside her.

"It seems that the master and that woman have a great hatred. Several hours have passed, and the woman's wailing has not stopped."

Upon hearing this, the magic book floated up and down for a while, and then the pages of the book flipped, stopped at a certain page, and appeared in front of Yumi.

Yumi stared at the pictures of men and women in strange poses in a daze. Her face instantly turned red. She screamed and ran away, leaving behind a flustered sentence that echoed in the air:
"Grimoire, I'm only over 200 years old, I'm not old enough to read these things yet."

"."

inside the room.

Rango opened the window slightly to let in some fresh air. The room was filled with a strong scent of heather mixed with a salty smell, which was really uncomfortable after smelling it for a long time.

He lit a cigarette, took a puff, and then looked down.

The philatelic writer Catherine, who had flirted with him in the conference room not long ago, was now lying on the floor helplessly.
It's not his fault that he was so ruthless. It's just that Catherine was too annoying. She had just given the radioactive metal that had been in McQueen's mouth for several months to Dr. Brown as compensation. After discussing the experiment with him, she returned to the museum and prepared to call the curator to go out and celebrate together.

As a result, as soon as the man came in, the woman came up to him. Seeing this, the curator pointed at him and smiled. He no longer mentioned the celebration, gave up the office directly, and took Princess Mary home first.

After they all left, Catherine immediately took out a series of props from her handbag and looked at him with excitement and expectation in her eyes.

Unable to refuse the kindness, Rango had to treat her like the ungrateful female star in his previous life and give her a good scolding.

But now it seems that the hand is a bit heavy
He kicked the woman with his foot, "Hey, you're not dead, are you?"

“Well, I almost died.”

Catherine's eyes wandered empty on the ceiling. The aftershocks in her body had not yet completely subsided. She endured the pain and raised a bohemian smile at the corner of her mouth: "I was right. People with superpowers like you are real men. You are much stronger than those black people or even the male stars in the San Fernando Valley."

"Walter-Fuck?!"

Hearing this, Rango was furious. He suddenly stepped forward and stepped on her face, questioning in his tone: "Have you communicated with Ni Ge and the Ai V male stars?"

"Hahaha, that's not the case. I've tasted men of all races."

Catherine was not afraid, but even more unbridled. She licked the soles of Rango's shoes and laughed provocatively: "Do you know about collecting, Rango? You men like to collect star cards, cassettes, and records, but I like to collect YJ."

"Cocks?"

"Yes."

Catherine pointed at her brain and boasted, "They are all here. The number of YJs in my memory is enough to open a museum. Every night, when I close my eyes and recall them, I will arrange them alphabetically and dust them off."

"Why are they covered in dust?" Rango asked curiously.

"Haha, it's not important, Rango. What's important is that I've found the treasure that's worth the museum." Catherine looked at Rango and licked her lips. "In the museum in my mind, your penis is as important as the Mona Lisa in the Louvre, the Admonitions of Court Instructress in the British Museum, and the Madonna in the Hermitage."

".OK."

Rango loosened his feet speechlessly. He finally realized that this woman was a crazy woman with a sex addiction.

She is beautiful and rich, but she satisfies her desires in a morbid way by collecting stamps.

Thinking of this, Rango couldn't help feeling disgusted and unhappy. He had become one of her many "collections" and was being collected in reverse.

Rango put on his clothes, ignored Catherine who was still slumped on the ground, and leisurely toured the spacious office.

Because of retirement, the curator has moved out almost all the things in the room, leaving only simple tables, chairs and bookcases.

But the space is large and the lighting is good. Rango is very satisfied with this office and has no intention of changing it. He bit the cigarette butt and began to think about the call from Quigmar in the morning.

When he was about to leave this morning, the guy called and said he needed his help with something very important - finding a prostitute.
Of course, prostitute is just a term. Besides that, we also need help finding stupid people, strong men, smart people and virgins.
It was obvious that something must have gone wrong with the people that Quigmar had found for sacrifice, so the task fell on him.

According to him, the sacrifice would begin in at most a week, when organizations from all countries around the world would begin the sacrifice. But at this critical moment, he suddenly discovered that the virgin he had found was actually a fake!
This guy installed a hidden camera in the house and saw a man staying overnight at the woman's house. As a result, the selected virgin was directly scrapped and could no longer be used.

The other four people who are related to her daily life and have deep intersections with her are also no longer available. They must find the sluts, idiots, strong men, smart people and virgins living in the same circle in the shortest time possible.

For this reason, Quigma issued a death order to many staff members, and also asked him to help with the search. Although the sacrifice he found might not be used in the end, it could be used as a backup plan if something went wrong again.

These five types of people are actually not difficult to find, but there is a very mandatory requirement, that is, the five people must live in the same circle, be familiar with each other, and the order of death cannot change.

They must die in the order of "slut" - "idiot" - "athlete" - "scholar" - "virgin".

If anything goes wrong in any link, the ancient god will wake up in rage and destroy the world.

Rango tapped the table slowly with his fingers. Compared to the panic he had felt when he first heard the news about the cabin in the woods, he now seemed remarkably calm.

That's right, when Yuumi came out, he already had a perfect escape route.

Even if the sacrifice failed, he could still bring his family and a large group of people into the magic book and travel to another world.

It's a good world to see people with super powers as idols. After this passes, maybe I can become a superstar that is popular all over the world.
Ahem, I've gone off topic. In short, Rango now has a way out that 99.9% of the people in this world don't have. Of course, even so, he still has to find a way to appease that damn ancient god. After all, no one wants to see the world they have lived in for decades suddenly disappear.

"Slut. Slut"

Rango muttered to himself, his eyes slowly sliding down to Catherine who was still lying on the ground, a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth!
Isn’t this a ready-made slut!

She becomes horny as soon as she sees a man, accepts all who come, and also loves to play heavy-mouthed games. This female writer is much more slutty than the woman in the original film!
"Hey, Catherine." Rango looked at her with a smile and asked, "If our world is destroyed one day, are you willing to be the one to save it?"

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Catherine was stunned at first, then she let out her signature wanton laughter: "Of course, if the world is destroyed, how can I have fun with men?"

OK, it's your turn!

Rango nodded with satisfaction, walked up to her, stroked the woman's face and asked, "Speaking of which, I have always been curious about your upper-class circle. Unfortunately, as a street kid from Queens, I always find it difficult to fit in."

"It won't be that soon, dear. You are now the director of a history museum with a net worth of tens of millions, and you have old McPhee endorsing you. Many wealthy people in New York want to meet you." Catherine rubbed his palm and replied with enjoyment.

Rango's smile deepened, and he continued to ask: "Is the upper class circle also filled with all kinds of characters like our civilian circles? For example, that... um, like a fool, a smart man, a strong man who loves fitness..."

“Hahaha,” Catherine couldn’t help laughing and said, “You described it very vividly. Do you remember that silly Will at the board meeting?”

"Will?"

Rango recalled the middle-aged man who was like a wooden man. That guy's whole face looked like he had been injected with dozens of hyaluronic acid injections, and he always had an expressionless look.

"He shouldn't be stupid." Rango frowned and said, "How can there be a fool sitting in the board of directors?"

“NO, NO, NO,” Catherine shook her head and said with disdain, “That guy got to know the daughter of an insurance company owner by chance because of his licking skills, and then became a venture capitalist by relying on his gigolo. But in fact, he knows nothing about investment and relies on his father-in-law to give him resources.”

"But his good days are coming to an end. There are rumors in the industry that the tax bureau has set its sights on his father-in-law's company, and that the old man is cooking the books and preparing to push Will out as a discarded pawn. It's ridiculous. That fool still thinks that the reason he was able to expand his business and gain his father-in-law's appreciation is because of his noble squid bloodline, hahahaha."

After hearing this, Rango nodded slightly, and a smile also appeared on the corner of his mouth. It turned out to be the self-righteous Squid.
"There are too many smart people, you know Rango. There are not many stupid people in our class, except for that idiot Will. As for the strong men who work out..."

Catherine didn't know what she was thinking of, and she smiled evilly and said, "Speaking of this, I just talked to a strong man not long ago. He has been secretly texting me these past few days."

Rango perked up immediately, "Who is it?"

"LeBron James."

"Oh haha."

(End of this chapter)