Alien Dust

Chapter 126: War of words with women
"Uncle, this Bai Ze is quite big. Can we carry it back safely?" Wu Hen asked.

"How can it be so primitive? Do you see these two buckets I brought?" Chong Lishan said.

"Isn't this what we use to hold water for drinking?" Wu Hen asked puzzledly.

"The ladle is actually a gourd. If you tie it with a rope like this, the gourd will come out." Chong Lishan said as he put two ladle together and then tied them up with two circles using rattan silk.

Wu Hen had a strange expression on his face. He didn't understand why Chong Lishan restored the ladle to a gourd. Could it be that this gourd could...

Before Wu Hen could finish his inner complaints, Chong Lishan actually lifted up the makeshift dry gourd and pointed the gourd mouth towards Bai Ze!

Wu Hen was really scared, and Chong Lishan shouted, Bai Ze, I'm calling you, do you dare to answer?
However, what was even more outrageous was that Chong Lishan did not even shout, but just activated an ancient spell, and the very unreasonable gourd actually and very unreasonable produced a stream of fairy air, which sucked Bai Ze, who was fully anesthetized, into this gourd that was extremely lucky!
"Neymar is also possible?" Wu Hen was shocked.

Why does this world of scrolls, especially the ancient people, always give people a sense of absurdity yet reality? It's too wild and unrealistic!
"Take it and keep the purple gold gourd well!" Chong Lishan said.

Wu Hen couldn't calm down for a long time as he held the heavy gourd which still had many saliva stains from when the two of them drank the mountain water.

Being strong is not as good as being brave, and being brave is not as good as having imagination. Wu Hen also began to reflect on himself. He had been exposed to so many strange literature, movies and TV shows, why didn't he think that two ladles could make a gourd, and a gourd could capture monsters? ?

After all, there are no more difficulties than ideas, as long as your thoughts don’t slip!
"Can it jump out by itself?" Wu Hen asked.

"Of course you can. Humans are divine beasts after all, but this gourd is the Gourd of Wisdom of Heaven and Earth. You just need to set a question, and if the other party can't answer it, it will be absorbed again." Chong Lishan said.

"The Gourd of Wisdom..." Wu Hen found the name ridiculous, but the ancient people were indeed like that. The more outrageous, the more reliable they were.

"Hurry up, now give a difficult question. Bai Ze is a species with extremely high intelligence. If you compete with it in martial arts, it may not submit to you, but if you can make it fall into a vicious circle of thinking, it will most likely admire your wisdom." Chong Lishan said.

Wu Hen looked at Chong Lishan with a puzzled look. He always felt that this statement was a bit ridiculous. After all, he was a divine beast.

"Why, you don't believe it? How about I put you in there and then test you? I've said it before, we in the world of painted scrolls don't like fighting. Whoever has greater martial arts skills doesn't count as a skill. We still have to return to our most simple way. Winning the finger-guessing game is more valuable than winning a magic fight." Chong Lishan said.

"Okay, I'm sorry. Then I'll give Bai Ze a math problem from our side. It shouldn't be able to solve it, right?" Wu Hen said.

"Don't be too simple. Bai Ze is very knowledgeable. He knows a little about ancient and modern times, calculations, poetry, and the Eight Studies... Moreover, it can peek into people's hearts. If you have a standard answer in your mind, it will steal it. Even if someone else knows the answer, it can steal it too." Chong Lishan emphasized.

"Okay, I'll come up with a sealing question as soon as possible so that it can't break free from this wise gourd."

"Then let's go back. We have been living in the open air. If it weren't for someone else, I really wouldn't want to teach this taming technique. Fortunately, we have gained a lot." Chong Lishan said.

"Can I use this knowledge to tame other mysterious species in the future?" Wu Hen asked.

"I'm just making a demonstration. I'm not saying it will work. Take this gourd for example. How can you possibly put a divine beast in it with just two ladles outside? Besides, there aren't as many divine beasts as dogs out there. You can't even find them, so how can you expect to catch them?" Chong Lishan said.

"Uncle, is there anything like blood drip recognition, contract signing, future Poké Ball, card summoning, etc. that can directly bind a pet?" Wu Hen asked.

"Of course there is. There is nothing that isn't in the Alien Desert. I've seen the future Poké Ball you mentioned. It should be the technology of the Interstellar Empire. With the help of materials similar to this wise gourd, it has undergone the overlap of two force fields of space compression and telekinesis confinement, and then the consciousness chain was added to form a physical bond between humans and beasts, which is equivalent to taming. When a battle is needed, throw the high-tech Poké Ball out and the monster will appear. And the card you mentioned is nothing more than sealing a strange beast in a talisman, and the talisman's shape is changed to be cooler and made into a card shape. This is simpler than a Poké Ball. The immortal lineage has it..." Chong Lishan said calmly.

He is indeed an ancient man who is well-read and keeps pace with the times.

For a moment, Wu Hen couldn't tell who was the primitive man.

In other words, the people in their own homeland are still in the imagination stage, but other countries in the alien wasteland have already entered into practice and developed a brilliant civilization.

……

Carrying the ladle, Wu Hen and Chong Lishan set out on their journey home.

When they returned to Hongxue Village, the two savages were warmly welcomed.

The art of taming is the highest skill of the ancient people. Many of them cannot even fully understand their other half, let alone figure out the preferences of those mythical creatures and make them obedient.

"Let him out and let everyone see him." Du Mao was also very excited. He followed Wu Hen and Chong Lishan like a village kid who had never seen the world.

Xiao Jiang, a young man from the ancient tribe, also looked envious. He had reached the age but was still unmarried. It was very likely that he was waiting for a girl to come of age. It would be very promising for him to follow Chonglishan.

As Chonglishan's biological son, Chonghua feels a little resentful as to why his father didn't take him to tame the sacred beast... Fortunately, he has already planted the seeds of happiness in his heart and won't mind such trivial matters too much. It won't be long before the entire ancient clan will worship him as the supreme idol and join the Yoyoyo cult.

"Have the restrictions been set up?" Chong Lishan asked Wu Hen.

"It's set." Wu Hen nodded.

"Then let him out."

Wu Hen took out the bound gourd, then rubbed the mouth of the gourd with his hands. Soon a ray of fairy air poured out from the gourd, as if it was about to turn into a beautiful river of air.

In the river of air, the mythical beast Bai Ze slowly emerged. Because the effect of the general anesthesia had not completely worn off, it looked a little expressionless. The majestic and handsome white lion's face revealed an alpaca air, evil, crazy, and arrogant!
"Wow, it's a real divine beast, what a beautiful alpaca!" Chongxue, who had never seen the world, shouted happily. She liked alpacas.

Bai Ze himself has the attribute of Aries. Under the effect of general anesthesia, he can hardly stand up, his whole body is limp, and when he walks, his Aries hips shake like a drunken white succubus. There is no dignity and elegance of a divine beast anymore.

Upon hearing that it was a divine beast, even the fairy Gong Qin came over curiously. She looked at the divine beast Bai Ze carefully, her eyes full of admiration.

Compared with their precious beasts, this divine beast is of authentic bloodline. In fact, the so-called fairy beasts and divine birds owned by their fairy family basically only contain the bloodline of these orthodox mythical creatures. They have been hybridized and reproduced for countless generations, so it is hard to say how much divine blood is left in their blood.

And this mythical beast Bai Ze, even though he looks intoxicated, is definitely the most ancient and purest mythical beast!

"Woman, take away your covetous eyes. How can a filthy woman like you look up to me!" Suddenly, the divine beast Bai Ze spoke in human language and shouted at the fairy Gong Qin.

Can speak human language!!

A magical beast that can speak human language! This really caught the attention of the whole village, and they gathered around, wanting to hear what the magical beast had to say about them.

"Who are you calling a filthy woman!" Fairy Gong Qin was shaking with anger, pointing at Bai Ze, who she thought was handsome just now.

“Cunning man, who am I to require such despicable means? Let me burn you with a breath of my immortal energy... burp~~” The divine beast Bai Ze did not spit out a breath of immortal energy, but instead burped drunkenly.

There was even a rainbow from the drunken burp, and the air was filled with the aroma of tea.

"Hmph, I won't bother with you mortals. Goodbye!" The divine beast Bai Ze waved his holy lion feathers, wanting to leave this group of primates.

But just as it flew into the air, the broken gourd in Wu Hen's hand emitted a strange spiritual chain, which pulled back the divine beast Bai Ze in the air, causing it to bounce back to the ground.

The divine beast Bai Ze fell quite gracefully, like a drunken sparrow sitting on the ground with its long legs spread out, flapping its wings in the opposite direction, and the more it flapped, the deeper it burrowed into the ground.

"You cunning man, untie me..." the divine beast Bai Ze said angrily.

"I have set up forbidden test questions. If you can answer them, you can leave. If you can't answer them, you can stay here for a while." Wu Hen said.

"Hmph, how can such a small problem stump me, the God of Wisdom?" The divine beast Bai Ze raised his alpaca face high. Even though he didn't say those three words, Wu Hen felt as if the other party was cursing him like a parrot!
"I'm sleepy, you take your time to think about it." Wu Hen was indeed tired, he had to go back to the house to rest.

Chonglishan was also feeling sleepy, so he let everyone visit Bai Ze at will while he himself went to have a deep sleep.

"Hey, why are you still coming into my house?" Chong Lishan grabbed Wu Hen and said unhappily.

"Haven't I been staying here these days?" Wu Hen asked puzzledly.

Wu Hen has been staying at Chonglishan's house for a long time. He has become accustomed to the straw mat he spreads on the floor.

"Now that you have a family, you can sleep in your own bed." Chong Lishan pointed to the wooden house that was similar to a cowshed.

Wu Hen turned his head and found that the cabin was decorated with many vines and flowers. It was cleaned inside and out and was quite warm. It was completely different from the cowshed it had been in before.

During the time I was away, Fairy Gongqin actually finished decorating the place? ?
"Uncle, are you serious?" Wu Hen asked.

"What do you mean by serious or not? You two are the mountain and river couple recorded in the stone carvings of our ancient tribesmen. In your words, you have registered your household registration. If you want to go out and explore the world in the future, you have to go out together, and come back together." Chong Lishan said seriously.

"No, I have someone outside..." Wu Hen said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"This is a matter of your personal morality. We ancient people don't care so much."

This means the tube is not that wide?

You guys dragged me here to be paired up like an animal, registered me as a rural collective household for no apparent reason, and still claim that your management is not that strict!

There was no other way out. Since they were all ordered to go out and start their own family, Wu Hen had no choice but to return to the cowshed which was in good condition.

Just as I was about to lie down and sleep, the fairy Gong Qin came towards me angrily with a sword in hand.

Wu Hen thought she was going to kick him out, but he didn't expect that the fairy Gong Qin actually asked him to go and take a shower first!
This made Wu Hen a little surprised for a moment.

He looked around and found that the aunties and grandmas around him all gave him an affirmative look. Although they didn't say anything, it seemed as if they were saying: See, during the time you were away, we helped you train your wife!

No wonder it is so difficult for abducted people to escape. In a closed environment, even a fairy's thoughts will be overwhelmed and persuaded by the powerful offensive of these people.

However, it can be seen that the situation of Fairy Gongqin is similar to hers. She was originally staying at Aunt Ke's house in the neighboring village. After being driven out, she also had to have a house to live in. Now this house in Hongxue Village is legally owned by the two of them and is collectively recognized. If they don't sleep here, they can only sleep on the mud. Outside, there are mythical species everywhere. Fairy Gongqin is weak and sickly, and she can't beat them either.

Wu Hen took a shower, went to the wooden house, and fell into a deep sleep. The divine beast Bai Ze and the fairy Gong Qin were not as fragrant as this little nest.

……

Wu Hen slept well for two days and two nights.

But during these two days and two nights, something big happened in the village.

The mythical beast Bai Ze can speak human language and has clear thinking. It is like a mynah bird that has been in the human world for who knows how many years. If it catches someone passing by it, it will arrogantly comment on them.

"Auntie, you want to be lazy while working. Your man works hard hunting every day, and his clothes are full of holes. Can you weave some leather clothes?"

"Little girl, don't count on the young man Xiao Xing. He likes older sisters who are married. You haven't grown up yet, so no one may be attracted to you. Unless you find someone first, raise yourself well, leave him, and then go find him, maybe there will be hope."

"Old man, give me some roasted pumpkin seeds. Don't think I don't know that your eldest son likes the auntie from the next village..."

"Hey, the men in the village are back. Let me see what prey you have brought back. Pah, what's the difference between these and rotten rats? In the past, I would have covered my nose even if they flew past me, but you guys are so excited to bring them back to eat?"

"Not bad, not bad, the roasted wild boar meat is indeed fragrant. You humans have some cooking skills to show off, but I still love fairy dew peaches and fragrant birds and blue phoenixes the most."

"Send someone to that room to check if that young man is asleep. I can't possibly be his mount, so let him give up on that idea!"

The divine beast Bai Ze is like a female devil imprisoned in a dark abyss. As soon as it sees a person, it goes all out, using its powerful ability to see through people's hearts while examining and commenting on everything...

The people in the entire village are now walking around the mythical beast Bai Ze, for fear that the dark side in their hearts will be revealed in public by Bai Ze's crow's mouth!

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