When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!
Chapter 261: Donkey cart falls apart, Liao barbecue
Zhao Guangyi lay tightly on the donkey cart, his body rising and falling as the cart galloped. The howling wind blew past, causing pain on his cheeks, but Zhao Guangyi was unaware of it, his heart full of anticipation for the upcoming freedom and survival. The lightning-fast speed made him very excited, as if this skinny donkey could lead him to break through all constraints.
At this moment, Zhao Guangyi showed a smug smile on his face, and the smile became stronger and stronger. His heart, which was not good at external fighting but good at internal fighting, had already started to work rapidly, thinking about how to implement the grand plan of regaining the power of the court once he successfully escaped from this place.
Zhao Guangyi thought to himself that since Zhao Dezhao dared to so blatantly tear his face off with him, there must have been a huge change in the court. Maybe, the ascension to the throne mentioned before was not impossible.
However, Zhao Guangyi was confident that he did not think he would lose to anyone in terms of cunning and scheming.
Thinking of this, Zhao Guangyi couldn't help but gain more confidence. Although he was in trouble at the moment, he firmly believed that as long as the donkey cart ran fast, he would be able to make a comeback. What's more, over the years, there was a group of loyal confidants who were willing to follow him through life and death and advance and retreat together. The existence of these people made Zhao Guangyi feel extremely at ease, and also became a strong guarantee for him to realize his ambitions.
At this moment, the donkey cart under him suddenly jolted.
Zhao Guangyi was caught off guard, and his buttocks hit the hard wooden board hard. A piercing pain instantly spread throughout his body. He couldn't help but groan and cursed in his heart: "Damn you, broken donkey cart! I will pay you back tenfold for the pain you have suffered today!"
Just as Zhao Guangyi was secretly complaining, he suddenly heard a noisy buzzing sound coming from behind.
He endured the severe pain in his hip and turned his head to look back. This sight almost made him drop his jaw.
The few people who I thought I had left far behind actually appeared only thirty steps away from me. Especially Zhao Kuangyin, the leader, whose handsome face was covered with a weird smile, which made people shudder.
Zhao Guangyi said in disbelief: "How is it possible? They are not riding war horses, how could they catch up? Could it be that they are riding some mysterious mounts?"
Zhao Guangyi stared at the motorcycle in confusion. He never imagined that such a magical thing was a high-tech product from thousands of years later.
In his eyes, it was just a unique skill peculiar to some distant foreign country.
The donkey cart was shaking more and more violently at this time, as if it would fall apart at any time, but Zhao Guangyi didn't care about that. He only wanted to speed up again and leave the pursuers behind him far behind.
There was a bend ahead. Seeing that the speed of the car did not decrease at all and one side of the donkey cart was already lifted up high, Zhu Ming felt that it was definitely going to overturn; ugh.
However, at this critical moment, an amazing scene happened - Zhao Guangyi skillfully controlled the donkey cart and completed an extremely beautiful drifting action, passing the bend smoothly without any danger. Zhu Ming was stunned by this operation and couldn't help but blurt out: "Awesome! He is worthy of being the driving god of Gaoliang River. He didn't even get thrown out like this. It's understandable that Yelu Xiu'ge couldn't catch up!"
Although Zhao Guangyi's donkey cart was not slow, it was nothing compared to the lightning-fast motorcycle. The difference between the two was not a little bit. No matter how hard Zhao Guangyi tried to drive the donkey, Old Zhao always followed steadily behind, like a shadow.
"Crack!" Suddenly, accompanied by a crisp breaking sound, the donkey cart finally couldn't hold on while passing through a bumpy road full of potholes and fell apart completely.
The donkey that had been running wildly all the way suddenly fell to the ground due to severe exhaustion. It lay on the ground gasping for breath, its four hooves spread out weakly, unable to move at all.
Zhao Guangyi covered his butt with both hands, grimacing in pain, and couldn't help cursing: "What kind of rotten car is this? It actually fell apart in the middle of the road. I will confiscate the family of that carpenter who built it. And this damn donkey, I will cut you into pieces!"
At this moment, Lao Zhao, with a smug smile on his face, slowly stopped and came to Zhao Guangyi's side, saying leisurely: "It's only been two quarters of an hour, the time is not up yet, brother, why don't you let you run a little longer!"
Hearing this, Zhao Guangyi became furious and snorted coldly: "Hmph, if you have the guts, kill me now! If I frown, I will take your surname from now on!" At this moment, how could Zhao Guangyi not know in his mind that the other party was clearly teasing him deliberately, it was a game of cat and mouse.
Old Zhao smiled indifferently and responded, "I hope you can change your name and surname from Zhao! But dying is not that easy. I need to take a good look at what good or bad things you have done during your reign. Once I figure it out, I will naturally arrange the most suitable way for you to die."
When he was transported to the imperial study, Zhao Guangyi was tied up tightly and could not move at all.
Old Zhao seemed to feel that he was not satisfied yet, so he specially ordered someone to find the imperial physician in the palace to come and treat him. The imperial physician first carefully examined Zhao Guangyi's injured buttocks, then took out a bottle of alcohol and carefully began to disinfect his wound. Every time he wiped it, Zhao Guangyi would tremble with pain, but he forced himself not to scream.
After everything was settled, Lao Zhao finally asked, "Okay, tell me, what was the situation like over there before you came here?"
Old Zhao actually didn't care much about Zhao Guangyi's life or death. But no matter what, that place was also the world of the Song Dynasty. As the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty, Old Zhao was still very concerned and concerned about national affairs.
Zhao Guangyi's eyes rolled around, and a look of confidence and pride appeared on his face. He said loudly: "I will lead the army in person. The morale of the soldiers on the front line will surely be high. We will be invincible and unstoppable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "puff" sound, and Old Zhao, who was sitting next to him, suddenly spat out all the tea he had just drunk.
He wiped the corner of his mouth with his hand and said with a sarcastic smile: "Just you? How come you don't know anything about yourself! The strength of our Song Dynasty soldiers is indeed quite good. If you hadn't insisted on leading the army in person, we might have been able to win. You think you can boost morale by leading the army in person, but in fact you are just dragging them down. An incompetent general can tire out the entire army. I'm talking about you!"
Hearing this merciless mockery, Zhao Guangyi's heart suddenly surged with anger, and a trace of vicious light flashed across his eyes. If anyone dared to talk to him like this in the court, no matter who it was, they would not be able to escape death.
Zhao Dezhao nodded slightly and said slowly: "In fact, looking back carefully at the past wars of our Song Dynasty, we have generally lost more than we won. If we could have met a wise and powerful monarch to lead the overall situation, we would definitely not have ended up with such a tragic ending in the long river of history. It's a pity that since the second emperor ascended the throne, the entire court has been like a rotten egg, getting worse and worse!"
Zhu Ming, who had been listening quietly, smiled softly: "High winning rate? We are blocked at our doorstep every day. If the winning rate was lower, we would have been destroyed long ago!"
As soon as these words came out, Lao Zhao and his son simultaneously cast a cryptic and complicated look at Zhu Ming, thinking to themselves: What does it mean to be blocked at the border? If someone else said this, let the other person experience the father and son fighting.
He turned his head and glared at Zhao Guangyi and asked, "You were riding a donkey cart, it must be the battle of Gaoliang River. Tell me how your army, led by yourself, was invincible in the face of the Liao people, and what happened to the arrow in your buttocks."
Zhao Guangyi was about to speak.
Old Zhao said with a cold face: "I advise you to tell the truth, otherwise, I don't mind shooting a few more arrows at your other face!"
Hearing this, Zhao Guangyi's heart trembled, knowing that the other party could really do it.
I had wanted to describe a great victory to deceive the other party, but now that is no longer possible.
The defeat on the battlefield could not be concealed at all, and it would spread throughout the Song Dynasty in no time.
"According to my plan, the Song Dynasty was about to win and annihilate the Liao people. However, a few generals were greedy for merit and acted rashly, and did not act according to my plan, which ultimately led to defeat. It was not because the Song Dynasty was weak, but because the enemy was too cunning."
"Humph, you won't cry until you see the coffin."
Old Zhao went up and slapped Zhao Guangyi a few times, then turned to look at Zhu Ming with a smile on his face: "Xiao Zhu, I'll need your help next. Although the Song Dynasty was defeated, the Liao people are also out in full force. If we can wipe them out in one battle, it will save a lot of trouble."
"No problem. I'll go find Zhu Di now and see who will be the emperor."
After hearing the news, Wan Chao Zhu Di stood up excitedly and said, "Great, great, finally there is another war to fight. I have been so idle lately that I am almost going moldy, fighting wars on the computer every day."
"How many troops can you dispatch now? As expected, Zhao Guangyi was defeated. It is not clear to what extent, and Zhao Guangyi has already staged a donkey cart drift." Wan Chao Zhu Di blurted out: "Recently, because of the football match, many soldiers need to go back to practice. They can just take turns to take leave. At present, 500,000 troops can set off at any time."
Zhu Ming nodded: "With the weapons and equipment of the Ten Thousand Dynasties coalition, 500,000 troops are enough to sweep across the Liao Dynasty."
Basically, every time a new emperor appears, the same process must be followed.
Both Zhu Di and all the soldiers of the Wanchao Allied Forces were very familiar with it.
The army was teleporting leisurely.
A donkey cart was speeding around Gaoliang River.
Yelu Xiu Ge cursed: "Damn it, I didn't expect the Emperor of Song to be so good at driving a donkey cart. I have been chasing him for so long, but I still can't catch up."
Like Zhao Guangyi, Yelu Xiu'ge was injured in the battle and could not ride a horse, so he could only ride a donkey cart with Zhao Guangyi.
The result can be imagined.
Seeing that there was no one around, Yelu Xiu Ge cursed angrily: "What bad luck! This donkey must be from the Song Dynasty. It is shy, otherwise how could it escape? We should go back quickly and have the soldiers search for it. It has been shot in the ass by several arrows, so it must not be able to run far. If we can catch it alive, we will make it cry out to open the gates of the Song Dynasty!"
Zhu Di of Wan Dynasty stood on a high slope, behind him were 30,000 troops densely and neatly arranged.
Each of these soldiers was in high spirits, holding sharp blades and carrying spears, looking forward with firm eyes.
Following Zhu Di's order, this mighty vanguard army marched into the mysterious space-time channel in a mighty manner.
After a flash of light, they successfully arrived at the Taiping Xingguo Song Dynasty ruled by Zhao Guangyi.
Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Dezhao naturally followed, holding Zhao Guangyi, who looked terrified.
"Do you know this place?" Zhao Kuangyin asked loudly.
Zhao Guangyi opened his eyes wide and his mouth opened wide, as if he couldn't believe what was happening before his eyes.
Just a moment ago, he was in the military camp of the Allied Forces of Ten Thousand Dynasties.
But in the blink of an eye, I found myself in this deserted suburb. This sudden change was really hard to accept.
This was not the first time Zhao Guangyi had experienced such a strange thing.
It was the same thing not long ago. I was near a farmland, but suddenly I was teleported to the wilderness and started driving a donkey cart to escape.
After finally coming back to his senses, Zhao Guangyi calmed himself down and began to carefully observe the surrounding environment.
He frowned, thinking that this place seemed familiar: "Here... I seem to have been here before in a donkey cart."
Hearing this, Wan Chao Zhu Di's eyes flashed with joy, and he immediately ordered: "It seems to be correct, soldiers listen to my order! Form groups of ten and start running the map!"
The military order was as powerful as a mountain, and the 30,000-man army moved in an instant, rushing in all directions like a tide. Riding on war horses, the figures quickly disappeared in the vast wilderness, leaving only clouds of dust flying in the air.
The emperor fled in his carriage, and the soldiers of the Song Dynasty were leaderless for a while.
The Liao army seized the opportunity and defeated the Song army in one fell swoop.
The army was defeated like a mountain.
The scouts responsible for scanning the map soon encountered the fleeing Song soldiers.
Soon they found out where the main force of the Liao army was.
Several teams quietly came near the Liao army and watched with binoculars.
Ever since the army that was running around the map scattered, Zhu Ming began to send the army and military supplies here in batches.
Just came back with a cartload of flour.
Wan Chao Zhu Di hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Zhu, wait a moment, the main force of the Liao army has been found!"
Zhu Ming was a little surprised: "So fast?"
"After all, this place is not far from the battlefield. If you teleport us there first, we will definitely catch them off guard!"
The place where the Liao army was stationed.
At this moment, I am immersed in the joy of victory.
The Emperor of the Song Dynasty personally led an army of hundreds of thousands to attack the Liao Dynasty.
I originally thought it would be a tough battle, but I didn't expect to defeat the Song army so easily.
Moreover, after the Song Dynasty suffered this defeat, the Liao Dynasty enjoyed peace of mind for decades.
There are bonfires everywhere, and there is plenty of beef and mutton, including whole roasted lamb and whole roasted cow, which makes people salivate.
Suddenly, tens of thousands of troops appeared not far from the camp.
Zhu Di looked around and laughed: "Xiao Zhu, there is no need to bring military rations. The Liao meat has been roasted for us!" (End of this chapter)
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