When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!
Chapter 260 Zhao Kuangyin: If the donkey cart can outrun the motorcycle, you will survive!
The three of them stared blankly at the creature that appeared in front of them with their eyes wide open and their mouths opened wide enough to fit an egg. They couldn't believe their eyes no matter what - what walked out of the warehouse was actually a donkey!
Zhao Kuangyin looked bewildered, as if struck by lightning. He stammered, "Does this... does this mean that a donkey has ascended the throne of our Song Dynasty? What a joke! If this is true, it must be a ridiculous thing done by Zhao Guangyi's lineage."
Zhao Dezhao, who was standing by, was in shock. His brain froze and he didn't react for a moment. "Father, calm down. I guess that perhaps an emperor was riding a donkey and somehow suddenly traveled to this place."
"Hmph, nonsense! I naturally understand this, but who is the emperor who is related to the donkey? I seem to have heard of this before, but I can't remember it now." Zhao Kuangyin scratched his head hard and tried to recall, but the shock brought by the donkey made his brain go blank at this moment.
At this moment, Zhu Ming rushed forward and grabbed the donkey cart that was about to run away. He took a deep breath and said slowly: "If we talk about donkeys, I can roughly guess who is sitting in the cart. Old Zhao, I think the boxing gloves you brought this time may not be useful."
When Zhao Kuangyin heard this, he immediately became alert and asked anxiously: "Xiao Zhu, do you really know who is in the car? Tell me quickly!"
Zhu Ming nodded slightly, his face showing confidence, and replied: "Well, I am about 80% sure. However, we can't guarantee that it is another emperor who is idle and driving a donkey cart around, so we need to go in and investigate to know the specific situation."
The three entered the warehouse.
I saw a man walking slowly not far away. He looked very embarrassed, especially with an arrow stuck in his butt. As he limped forward, the arrow swayed slightly.
When the man approached the door, Zhao Kuangyin took a closer look and couldn't help but become furious. The veins on his forehead bulged as if they were about to break through the skin.
He clenched his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "Zhao Guangyi, I never thought it would be you!"
When Zhao Kuangyin saw that the person in front of him was Zhao Guangyi, he couldn't help but recall that painful history.
According to historical records, it is very likely that it was his own brother who murdered him.
For this, he even contributed an idiom that caused Zhu Ming to be deducted too much points.
Thinking of this, Old Zhao immediately ordered his men to thoroughly investigate Zhao Guangyi's whereabouts and actions.
After an in-depth investigation, it was discovered that Zhao Guangyi was ambitious and had always coveted the supreme throne.
Thinking about how much he loved and trusted Zhao Guangyi in the past, he unexpectedly betrayed him and hacked him to death with an axe in the end.
Old Zhao was not soft-hearted and got rid of Zhao Guangyi who was where he was.
I thought the matter was over, but I never expected to see another Zhao Guangyi here today.
At this time, Zhao Dezhao narrowed his eyes and stared at Zhao Guangyi in front of him.
He just said coldly: "I was wondering who it was, it turned out to be my uncle."
Zhao Guangyi was stunned at first, then turned his gaze to Zhao Kuangyin.
When he saw who was coming, his eyes suddenly widened so wide that his eyeballs almost popped out.
He pointed at Lao Zhao with a shaking hand, opened his mouth wide, and stammered, "Brother, how could it be... it could be you? Didn't you... you already died a long time ago? Could it be... could this be the underworld?"
Just now, the surroundings were pitch black, and you couldn't see your hand in front of you, which was terrifying.
Just when everything was silent, a bright light suddenly appeared, as dazzling as lightning across the night sky.
Zhao Guangyi squinted his eyes, trying to adapt to the sudden change in light.
After his vision gradually became clear, he walked towards the door without hesitation.
He thought to himself: Who is outside the door? Maybe it's the cunning guy Yelu Xiu'ge, or the brave and skilled general Yelu Xizhen. Of course, it could also be the loyal Song soldiers under his command.
But no matter what, Zhao Guangyi never expected that the person standing outside the door would be Zhao Kuangyin!
Looking back on the past years, it was precisely because of that thrilling incident that Zhao Guangyi contributed a popular idiom to future generations.
He had already secretly ordered people to send Zhao Kuangyin to the underworld. His body must have been chopped into several pieces. He was dead and there was no way he could survive.
At this moment, Zhao Kuangyin's eyes were wide open, burning with rage, and he gnashed his teeth and roared: "Humph, you traitor actually still recognize me as your elder brother! My dear brother, as the saying goes, 'brothers are united, their strength is strong', but you really lived up to the saying 'if you are a brother, come and chop me up'!"
When Zhao Guangyi heard this, his face turned pale as paper in an instant, cold sweat dripped down his forehead, and his legs began to tremble involuntarily.
He stammered in defense, "No... Impossible! I understand, this must be a nightmare. I must be in a dream now, big brother, don't get close to me, what happened that day was a pure misunderstanding! I originally asked those people to protect you, who would have thought that they would kill you by mistake. Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt has its creditor, big brother, if you want to seek revenge, you should go find the real murderers!"
After saying that, Zhao Guangyi completely ignored the severe pain coming from his buttocks and retreated desperately.
Compared with the aggressive Zhao Kuangyin in front of him, at this moment he even felt that Yelu Xiu'ge seemed more friendly and lovely.
Old Zhao rushed forward as fast as an arrow. He originally planned to punch Zhao Guangyi, but just as he was about to strike, his eyes inadvertently swept across the dangling arrow on Zhao Guangyi's buttocks.
In a flash, Lao Zhao took a step forward, stretched out his hand and grasped the arrow tightly, then turned it without hesitation.
All that was heard was a heart-wrenching scream from Zhao Guangyi: "Ah!"
The piercing pain instantly spread throughout his body, making Zhao Guangyi break out in a cold sweat.
"Hmph, you still dare to say you are dreaming? I will make you wake up completely now!" Old Zhao opened his eyes wide and shouted loudly.
At this time, Zhao Guangyi's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief, and he muttered to himself: "How is this possible? It is absolutely impossible. You, my brother, have clearly died long ago. This person must be someone else pretending to be me. I understand. You, my nephew, must have evil intentions and wanted to usurp the throne, so you specially found someone to pretend to be me. You are such a disobedient and unfilial bastard! I asked you to be responsible for the supervision of the country, and you dared to rebel!"
Zhao Guangyi was now in extreme fear and anger. He could not accept that the person in front of him was Zhao Kuangyin. Therefore, he was certain that there must be a conspiracy, and the mastermind behind it was undoubtedly Zhao Dezhao.
Facing Zhao Guangyi's accusation, Zhao Dezhao quickly waved his hands and explained: "Uncle, this matter has nothing to do with my nephew. Please don't make up stories and put this crime on my head at will. Besides, even if it was done by my nephew, it was not an act of rebellion, but revenge for the late emperor, to restore order and justice!"
As he spoke, he followed his father's pace and rushed forward quickly.
He stretched out his right hand and grabbed the tail of another arrow like an eagle's claw. Then, he exerted force on his arm and turned it fiercely. There were several creepy "crunching" sounds, like the sound of bones being crushed.
"Ah!" A shrill scream, like the howling of ghosts and wolves, resounded throughout the space. The scream was filled with endless pain and despair, which made people shudder.
Even Zhu Ming, who was standing next to them, couldn't help but squeeze his buttocks together, as if he felt the pain himself.
At this moment, Zhao Guangyi's face turned pale, beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead, and his body was shaking constantly.
He looked at Zhao Dezhao in front of him with horror and stammered, "Nephew... I had originally planned... to pass the throne to you after I return this time... As long as you can let your uncle go... I will write an imperial edict now... and pass the throne to you!" There was a hint of pleading in his eyes, and he had lost his former majesty.
Zhao Dezhao was not moved at all by his words.
He looked at Zhao Guangyi coldly and said sarcastically: "Things about the throne? Uncle, don't worry about it. I'm already the emperor!" After that, he didn't stop his movements. He still held the tail of the arrow tightly and kept spinning it with increasing force. Zhao Guangyi was shocked: "What? You're already sitting on the dragon throne. How is it possible? How could the court officials agree to it!"
It was hard to explain, so Zhao Dezhao just smiled and said, "You don't need to worry about this. You should focus on the current situation first."
When Zhao Guangyi saw this, he cursed in his heart.
He knew that the situation was critical. If he could not satisfy Zhao Dezhao, he would probably die here and be buried in this dark corner.
If you can satisfy the other party, maybe you can still survive, and you may have a chance to make a comeback in the future.
I thought to myself that if that day really came, I would repay the humiliation I suffered today double.
I regretted even more in my heart that I did not follow the example of Emperor Taizong of Tang and send all my nephews away. Otherwise, nothing would have happened today.
But at this moment, he had to bow his head and beg for mercy: "Nephew, please forgive me! I was wrong in the past, but now that things have come to this, there is no point in regretting. If you are willing to let me live, I will reward you handsomely in the future!"
Zhao Dezhao shook his head: "No, you are also Emperor Taizong in history. I am afraid that one day you will learn from Brother Li."
The corners of Old Zhao's mouth rose slightly, revealing a cold smile. Along with this sneer, his strong and powerful arms exerted a little strength, and with a light "puff" sound, an arrow on Zhao Guangyi's buttocks was pulled out.
Old Zhao looked at the bloody arrow in his hand jokingly, then turned his gaze to Zhao Guangyi and said jokingly: "Brother, look at the sharp arrow in your buttocks, it is really not symmetrical. Come on, come on, I will kindly help you adjust the position!"
Before he finished speaking, Old Zhao suddenly exerted force and the arrow in his hand stabbed towards Zhao Guangyi's other buttock like lightning.
In an instant, Zhao Guangyi let out a pig-slaughtering howl, and the warehouse was almost broken.
Zhao Guangyi twisted his body in pain and begged bitterly: "Brother, please let me go. I will never dare to do it again..."
Old Zhao snorted coldly, "Let you go? It's not like you didn't have a chance in history. If you, Emperor Taizong of Song, could be as good as Emperor Taizong of Tang, I would have accepted it. But in the end, you are only slightly better than Zhu Qizhen and were not captured. And look at the litter you gave birth to, each one is more useless than the other. The Northern Song Dynasty ended with the Jingkang Shame, and the Southern Song Dynasty started with Wanyan Gou. The reputation of the Song Dynasty was ruined in your hands. How can I let you go?
I was just startled by the donkey cart speeding past on the road.
I just remembered now that you also have the famous title of Gaoliang River Driving God!
It is said that you are the originator of donkey cart drifting. I used to think it was just nonsense, but after seeing you today, I find that your reputation is well-deserved!
Judging from your ability to drift the donkey cart, I think your driving skills have reached the level of perfection. I'm afraid they are even better than my boxing skills!
How about this, Big Brother is not a heartless person. As long as you can successfully avoid my pursuit by driving that rickety cart pulled by a stupid donkey, then I will let you go today! How do you think? "
Hearing this, Zhao Guangyi, who had originally felt hopeless and determined to die, was like a person who was about to be completely swallowed by darkness and suddenly saw a ray of light. A glimmer of hope flashed in his dull eyes.
Zhao Guangyi's face was filled with astonishment and suspicion. He asked in a trembling voice with an unbelievable tone: "Brother, are you serious?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Old Zhao laughed with a hint of joking: "Hahahaha! Of course, I am a big brother and I always keep my word. How could I go back on my word?"
At this time, Zhao Guangyi's gaze slowly shifted to Zhao Dezhao, thinking secretly in his heart.
In his opinion, the person who can really make the final decision here should be Zhao Dezhao. As for the other two, they are just assassins who follow orders. "Nephew, what do you think about this matter?"
Zhao Dezhao heard this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a faint smile, and said softly: "Okay, as long as you can successfully escape this pursuit, I will let you go safely!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Guangyi's eyes flashed with light for a moment.
Recalling his previous experiences, he had no idea about his driving skills, but after the thrilling Battle of Gaoliang River, Zhao Guangyi was pleasantly surprised to find that he was actually quite talented in this area.
Even the famous Yelu Xiu'ge was left without a trace by his superb donkey cart drifting. Now it should not be difficult for him to escape from the pursuit of this fake boss and his men.
Thinking of this, Zhao Guangyi's confidence increased, and he immediately shouted: "Where is the donkey cart!"
Zhu Ming had a faint smile on his face: "It's outside, but it's not appropriate to have a chase scene here, let's go to another place."
Outside the warehouse, a dilapidated donkey cart was tied firmly to a pillar nearby by Zhu Ming.
Zhu Ming waved his arm gracefully, and in an instant, a space-time channel as dark as ink slowly emerged.
Zhao Guangyi was so shocked that his mouth opened wide, his eyes widened like bells, and he stammered, "What kind of magical trick is this?"
Zhu Ming replied calmly: "Don't worry about it for now. You will understand it naturally when you get there."
After saying that, he led a group of people and the donkey cart through the time and space channel and instantly arrived at the Jianlong Song Dynasty founded by Zhao Kuangyin.
Zhu Ming made another trip without stopping, and this time he actually got three motorcycles.
Old Zhao jumped up nimbly and landed steadily on the seat of one of the motorcycles. He held the handlebars with both hands and fiddled with various buttons and levers skillfully. His movements were smooth and flowing, and it was obvious that he was an old hand.
"buzzing"
A deafening roar sounded, and the motorcycle was like a roaring beast, ready to go.
Old Zhao turned to look at Zhao Guangyi and shouted, "Brother, the donkey cart is right over there. Now you have a chance to drive it away. Don't say that your brother won't let you live. I will let you run one mile first, and the time limit is half an hour. If I can't catch you by then, you are lucky to survive!"
On Lao Zhao's side, there are quite a few cars and motorcycles sent by Zhu Ming.
Cars are sometimes limited by terrain, so Lao Zhao usually prefers motorcycles.
All kinds of fancy moves can be done.
Zhao Guangyi trembled as he lay on the donkey cart, and glanced at the few people. Although he was a little curious about the motorcycle, he was not afraid as long as it was not a BMW. There was confidence in his eyes: "I will let you know what a car god is! Da'er"
The donkey cart reached thirty miles per hour in a few seconds.
Soon he ran a mile away.
Old Zhao smiled coldly, lifted the front wheel to perform the Dragon Raising Head Strategy, and rushed out with a buzz.
Upon seeing this, Zhu Ming and the other man immediately followed.
It has to be said that Zhao Guangyi’s donkey cart driving skills were quite good and his speed was not slow.
But compared with motorcycles, it is not in the same league at all.
The distance between them is rapidly shortening.
Lao Zhao could clearly see the tail of the arrow on the other person's buttocks. (End of this chapter)
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