Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.
Chapter 501 Have you ever heard of airplane sleeping techniques?
Chapter 501 Have you ever heard of airplane sleeping techniques?
The air seemed to freeze at Aqua's words, and everyone in the Adventurers' Guild was taken aback by her bold comment.
Dissatisfaction followed.
The Church of Eris is, after all, the state religion of the Kingdom of Belzegu, and it has truly spread to the point of being ubiquitous. At this time and in this place, there are quite a few believers.
"That's right. Although Eris always pretends to be a dignified, elegant, gentle and considerate goddess, she's actually a terrible goddess who uses breast pads to increase her bust size and wins over her believers with false evil!"
The drunken Aqua completely failed to understand the emotions, continuing to shout and yell, hefting her own weight up and down with a smug look in her eyes, and offering sarcastic comments.
The adventurers around them all looked hostile, and even Megumin, who was engrossed in her meal, noticed something amiss and cautiously tugged at Aqua's clothes.
"Um, Aqua, maybe we shouldn't say anything... The atmosphere around us feels a bit off, Luke, you should try to talk some sense into it... Hey, why are you looking so engrossed in this?"
"That girl actually calls herself a goddess and even dares to speak ill of the goddess Eris!"
"What nonsense are you spouting? The breasts of the goddess Eris are absolutely real! What kind of talk is this that could shake people's faith!"
"That's right, and our faith in the goddess Eris is very strong. Even if the goddess Eris didn't have huge breasts, our faith would only decrease by half at most."
Upon hearing this, Luke looked at Chris, who was in the form of a goddess, with a strange expression.
It's because if your breasts get smaller, your faith will be halved. No wonder Eris pads her breasts. It turns out she wasn't padding her breasts, but her faith!
Chris, caught in the eye of the storm of public opinion, blushed deeply. Helplessly watching the growing commotion around him, even his neck turned pink. He lowered his head, trembling slightly, too ashamed to face anyone.
Aqua is still dealing damage.
The mentally challenged goddess laughs mockingly, making all sorts of ridiculous and funny expressions and movements.
"What? Her actual size is only slightly better than Huihui's, not even a B cup. Compared to her, my goddess's is the real deal, the real deal, no padding at all! Don't underestimate my strength, sir! In terms of goddess weight, I'm three times the size of that breast-padded monster!"
Megumin, who had stepped forward to stop Aqua from her drunken rampage, froze, released Aqua's clothes, hugged herself to her chest, and her eyes welled up with tears, feeling both ashamed and angry.
"Aqua, don't compare your body to mine! Size is only temporary. You'll definitely develop better in the future, even better than Aqua and Darkness!"
Aqua completely ignored Megumin's words, immersed in her own world, and took the opportunity of her drunken outburst to vent her resentment at the fact that the Axis Church had been suppressed by the Eris Church by dozens of heads.
"Everyone's thinking is wrong. Why are you always focusing on luck? Do you really want to win the lottery or make money in a casino? Gambling is a bad thing. If everyone were lucky, wouldn't we all be on the same level? Without luck, life will just be harder. Without water, humanity will go extinct! That's why I'm the more important and powerful senior! To survive, worship the Goddess of Water properly! Everyone, join the Axis Cult!!!"
Bang!
A giant meteor hammer slammed onto the table where Luke and the others were sitting, startling Aqua, who was talking non-stop. She turned pale, sobered up from her drunken state, and hugged herself in terror.
"We all know that the followers of your Axis religion are mentally unstable, but to say such things is simply too much. I must seek justice for the goddess Eris!"
A male adventurer with a mohawk roared angrily and stormed toward Aqua. His actions triggered a chain reaction, causing the other Eris followers to rise as well, and the crowd surrounded Luke and his companions.
"Ugh~ How did things turn out like this... Is it my fault? Is it my fault?"
As the shadow drew closer, Aqua huddled behind Luke, trembling with fear, her eyes brimming with tears, looking as if she were about to burst into tears.
"It's all Aqua's fault for talking nonsense. You're not allowed to talk about breasts anymore, especially not to me!" Huihui also shrank behind Luke and muttered softly. The two women flanked Luke, as if seeking refuge in him.
At that moment, a soft sigh was heard.
"Honestly, I never imagined that our first meeting, which I'd been looking forward to for so long, would turn out like this. I was really hoping for a more interesting meeting..."
The petite Chris had somehow managed to lift up Darkness, who had fainted from excitement. She glanced at Luke with a mixture of anger and helplessness, then pulled a smoke bomb from her pocket and threw it on the ground.
"Cough cough! What's that? I can't see anyone anymore!"
"Don't move yet, lest you accidentally hurt your comrades!"
"Ouch! Who touched my butt, you bastard!"
Amidst the chaotic noise, Chris carried Darkness away, leaving only a clear, melodious, and slightly shy female voice echoing in Luke's ears.
"Next time, I'd like to have a more formal meeting with Mr. Luke on a more important occasion..."
Lu Ke raised an eyebrow, did not answer, and pulled the two little ones behind him out of the crowd, leaving the Adventurers' Guild. After they were out of danger, they returned to the inn.
"Watch your mouth next time, or you won't be allowed to drink anymore. Is that really okay?"
Before they returned to their rooms, Luke flicked a coin at Aqua, who seemed about to cry the whole way.
The water goddess looked at Lu Ke with a pitiful expression and pouted, "I...I know, I've reflected on my actions, and I won't do it again next time."
But Eris's breasts were definitely padded!
"Okay, go back and rest. You've had a tiring day."
After seeing Aqua off, Luke was about to return to his room when Megumin stopped him. The Crimson Demon girl looked at him shyly, glancing left and right for a while before speaking softly.
"Um, does Lu Ke like women with big breasts?"
"I like it." Lu Ke answered without the slightest hesitation.
"So fast! Couldn't you have thought about it for a moment before answering?"
Luke nodded, rested his chin on his hand as if deep in thought, and then answered seriously after a while.
"I've thought it over, and I really like it."
The Crimson Demon girl pouted, put her hands behind her back, drew circles on the ground with her toes, and said resentfully, "Yeah, anyway, you men definitely all like the big kind..."
"It's hard to say about others, but I can say it regardless of size. There are many aspects to a woman's charm, and size is just one part of it."
Lu Ke made no secret of his sexual preferences, speaking candidly: "Besides, smaller ones have their own charm. Strong men really like the feeling of being in control of everything. Hmm... I have pretty big hands, so I can handle most of them. There's no need to specifically choose a smaller one."
Huihui unconsciously recalled the scene of the two of them holding hands in the forest.
The hand reaching out was long and strong; the smooth, delicate skin conveyed a powerful touch, making one exclaim that it was indeed a boy's hand. If that hand...
Suddenly, as if struck by a sudden thought, her face flushed crimson, and she stammered, "Idiot... idiot! Who wants to hear such a detailed explanation!"
The Crimson Demon girl turned and ran away angrily.
A few steps later, she turned around and gave him a rather cute smile, looking at Lu Ke as she moved her lips and teeth a few times, her voice barely audible.
Goodnight, Luke. See you tomorrow.
Lu Ke watched Huihui disappear around the corner of the hotel stairs, and sighed with a hint of regret. The Crimson Demon girl was good in every way, except that she was too young and still needed to grow up.
He returned to his room, took off his clothes, went into the bathroom, quickly washed up, and lay back on the bed, briefly observing the situation on Sato Kazuma's side. The reincarnated man was also lying on the bed, his eyes tightly closed, his hair still damp, his face showing anticipation, but seemingly too excited to fall asleep.
"This won't do, I probably won't be able to sleep all night if this continues... I'll have to use the ultimate trick, a side dish before the main course."
Kazuma Sato suddenly opened his eyes. Faced with the inability to fall asleep, he showed a resolute expression, looked at his right hand, and began to unbuckle his belt with his left hand.
Nothing can stop him from sleeping and dreaming!
No!
Lu Ke; "..."
As expected of you, Kazuma.
Luke snapped his fingers, remotely using a drowsy magic from the world of Frilian to help the reincarnated man, who was about to use the "airplane sleep method" to fall asleep, drift off to sleep. He breathed a sigh of relief.
I almost witnessed something unpleasant, after all, Kazuma Sato is a man who can do anything when he gets serious.
Lu Ke silently complained in his mind, but continued watching the series with great interest.
This is an exciting program that you can't see in the original novel or anime. Even though it's full of twists and turns, today he's going to break through the consciousness of the universe and help Sato Kazuma grow... even if it's just growth in a dream!
Sensing that her target customer had fallen asleep, the succubus who received the "Dreamed?" order also set off from the store, flapping her wings and flying towards the hotel where Kazuma Sato was staying.
A moment later, under the cover of night, the succubus opened the window, flew into Kazuma Sato's room, floated lightly to the bedside, knelt down, and placed her magically glowing hand on Kazuma Sato's head...
squeak~
The door was suddenly opened, but not from Kazuma Sato's side, but from Lu Ke's side.
Darkness, having removed her knight's armor, quietly entered the room and closed the door behind her.
She changed into a moon-like nightgown, her long hair, usually tied in a ponytail, was loose, adding to her feminine grace, blending seamlessly with the soft moonlight streaming in from the window, and her beautiful face was adorned with a charming blush.
Luke asked with some surprise, "Weren't you taken away by Chris?"
"I came back after I regained consciousness because of my promise to you... I am a Knight of the Cross, you know, breaking promises is not allowed."
Darkness stepped onto the bed, her face turning even redder, because Luke was only covered by a thin blanket, his strong body outlined clearly under the soft fabric, almost as if he weren't covered at all.
Darkness suddenly felt that, from the perspective of attractiveness alone, the body of the person in front of her was even more excessive than hers, more proportionate, more attractive, and even made her feel ashamed of her own figure.
This is so strange. The information I heard before was that they would treat novice adventurers like slaves, sell them to construction sites, extract huge sums of money, and let them just loaf around and wait to die...
Darkness pondered this, puzzled.
That's right, it wasn't just two male adventurers transporting a girl covered in slime that was enough to win her over; it was the unscrupulous black market brokers who didn't treat people like human beings that truly attracted Darkness!
Aside from his seemingly laissez-faire attitude towards life, his formidable strength and flawlessly sculpted physique didn't meet expectations...
No problem, though. That declaration that he only sees himself as a pet can end the fight right away. Maybe in the future, there will be scenes where Luke has deep conversations with other women, and he can only watch from the sidelines.
Just thinking about it makes me...happy.
Darkness's eyes welled up with tears, she bit her lip, and slowly lowered her head, disappearing from Luke's sight.
Luke felt a chill on his feet, followed by a new warmth on his body. The blanket in front of him rose, and the female knight's body crawled forward against him, inching closer to his head.
Finally, the blanket was pulled open, and another head emerged from Lu Ke's muscular chest.
Darkness pressed down on him, and upon feeling the super-powerful weapon beneath her, a series of complex emotions rapidly shifted across her face: shock, fear, shame, and finally, intense desire.
To be honest, she felt like she was going to die here today.
But I have absolutely no desire to run away!
Luke slowly straightened up, causing Darkness on top of him to fall down with a start. He stretched his body, his whole body making a series of crackling sounds, and chuckled softly.
"There's no point in asking any more questions now, but I'll still give you one last choice: do you prefer a rougher approach or a gentler one?"
"Be rougher!"
Darkness answered without the slightest hesitation.
The moment she finished speaking, she felt the wind whistling past her ears, and a violent, ferocious, and chilling aura rushed towards her, as a beast-like body pressed her down.
"Understood?"
A muffled sound reached Darkness's ears.
…………
As dawn breaks, it illuminates the town of Axel as usual.
Luke lay lazily on the bed, with Darkness in his arms, breathing steadily and with a satisfied smile lingering on her face. A dirty blanket covered their bodies.
The Crusader's defensive capabilities are commendable, and Darkness, as he's known as a stamina idiot, certainly has his own unique strengths.
At this time, there was a knock on the door.
Kazuma Sato's frustrated and angry voice rang out from outside the door:
“Luc, open the door, I want to talk to you about something.”
"Yesterday, I... failed. I was just one step away from entering the adult world, but at the most crucial moment, Aqua discovered the succubus!"
Although the poor but dedicated succubus managed to escape and avoid being purified by the goddess thanks to his efforts, the matter naturally came to nothing.
"Damn it, how come it can detect the succubus's presence at such a crucial moment when it's usually so useless..."
"Luke, are you there? Moshi moshi~"
Oh, so it failed in the end?
Lu Ke blinked, then remembered what was going on with Kazuma Sato.
With Darkness's arrival and things getting back on track, I thought there wouldn't be any surprises. But it still stopped at the last step?
Sato Kazuma, waiting for no one to open the door, pushed it open and came in. At first, he looked dejected, but after seeing the horrific scene in the room and the two people lying on the bed, he was shocked.
A few seconds later, Sato Kazuma, realizing what had happened, touched his head and ran out, while a wronged and indignant question rang out from outside the room.
"Damn it! This is too much! Why do I have to be interrupted even when I'm having a dream?!"
(End of this chapter)
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