Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 500: Eris's breasts are padded!

“Welcome~”

As soon as you step into the store, your vision is filled with a subtle pink hue. Several succubi with amazing figures come over wearing barely any black camisoles and greet you with sweet, cloying voices.

"These two gentlemen are new faces. Shall I introduce them to you?"

The pink-haired succubus, who was in the lead, glanced back and forth between Lu Ke and Sato Kazuma before walking straight up to Lu Ke and sticking close to him. The other succubi, who were a step behind, looked regretful. After leaving one succubus to greet Sato Kazuma, they dispersed.

"I'm not a new customer, I just don't come here often. Could you explain things to this guy next to me in more detail?"

Lu Ke skillfully lifted the succubus's face, gently scratching her chin like stroking a kitten, releasing her amidst her shy coquettish reproach, and beckoning to Sato Kazuma, who was blushing and her heart pounding beside her.

"Just act casually and fill out the form following the succubus's instructions."

Sato Kazuma blushed and nodded, looking at the other succubus in front of him with a professional smile, secretly glancing at the large expanse of snow-white skin exposed by the other, his face full of anticipation.

The two followed the succubus's guidance into the form-filling area, seeing many familiar faces along the way. Each male adventurer wore a knowing, ambiguous smile, and occasionally gave each other a thumbs up.

"Is this... the adult world?"

This is terrible, it feels like this town is doomed!
Sato Kazuma blushed, thinking that he probably wouldn't dare come to a place like this if he were alone. Seeing Lu Ke standing leisurely beside him, he couldn't help but ask:

"No, why do you seem to know it so well!"

"Probably because I'm an adult, ah... I didn't mean to imply that, but in this world, fifteen is the age when you can get married and have children."

Lu Ke casually stroked the succubus's cheek, causing her entire body to flush slightly. This was probably due to the change in her charm after awakening her cheat ability. He saw a kind of infatuation and adoration on the succubus's face that he had never noticed before.

It seems pretty good. If he gets pursued by women or if the difficulty of winning them over is significantly reduced, even someone as unmotivated as him might be willing to put in some effort...

He then wrote down a vague dream like "All the men in the world have disappeared, leaving only me. All the monsters have turned into human form and come to serve me," reminding the succubus to come back tomorrow night. Luke crossed his legs, closed his eyes, and waited for Sato Kazuma next to him to finish filling out the information.

"Um, I saw an option to customize it on the form..."

Sato Kazuma, filling out the form for the first time, asked cautiously.

"Yes, because it's a dream, you can set your own image. In fact, many male adventurers have wanted to try becoming women, and quite a few adventurers want to be young boys who are overthrown by strong older sisters..."

The succubus lady gave him a detailed introduction to various human desires, including scenarios where the character possesses magical software, uses powerful weapons to seduce widows, and forbidden, unspeakable love affairs…

In short, dreams represent the limits of human imagination.

Kazuma Sato almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but the thought that such wildly imaginative ideas could actually be realized expanded his mind again.

He lowered his voice and whispered in the succubus's ear, "Um... can weapons be customized?"

"Of course, it's just a dream after all. Whether it's a weapon exclusive to another race or upgrading your own weapon to MAX, it's all fine."

The succubus smiled knowingly, revealing an expression of understanding, and took out a booklet. "This is a weapon catalog for various races. You can choose whatever you like."

Kazuma Sato took the weapon catalog and glanced at it. Seeing the screen full of weapons, he immediately felt an eyesore and closed it, then unconsciously asked with a hint of curiosity:
"Um, which style is more popular?"

The succubus placed her hand to her lips and nodded: "Well... the animal family is not bad, canines and snakes are popular choices."

"The most popular is the dragon. After all, it is the strongest monster species. Its attributes in all aspects are top-notch. Its attack speed, critical hit rate and durability are all excellent. Its unique weapon also looks quite cool. Everyone is both afraid of it and likes it."

She changed the subject: "But actually, the most popular weapons are still those designed for humans. After all, dreams are about immersion. If they're too far removed from reality, even the most realistic dream will lose its immersive quality."

"Understanding and empathy are indeed very important."

Kazuma Sato nodded seriously, then glanced at Luke, who was resting with his eyes closed, and quickly filled in a few numbers on the form. Finally, he wrote "A hot, shy, and approachable older sister" and handed it to the succubus in front of him.

"Oh dear~ the setting is quite common, but, guest, this data can also ruin the immersion, even for humans with some beastman blood..."

"No, humanity has that potential!"

Kazuma Sato looked at the succubus with unwavering determination and seriousness: "Please do not underestimate humans. Humans are the strongest race that rules this world. In other words, their physical potential is enormous... Although it may seem like fake data at first glance, it is real!"

"Maybe I'll grow to that size someday!"

"..."

If I hadn't added that last sentence, she might have believed it.

The succubus lowered her eyes and glanced at Kazuma Sato's armory. The mocking smile that had been playing on her lips was forcibly suppressed by years of professional training, and she gave a perfunctory nod.

"Understood. Please wait patiently. Remember not to drink too much alcohol, or you'll have trouble sleeping."

After explaining the precautions, the succubus ladies left with their watches. Luke also slowly got up and led Sato Kazuma, who was still in a state of excitement, away from the pink-themed store.

…………

The reward for defeating the One-Strike Bear was much higher than the original reward, amounting to a full one million Eris.

Miss Luna, who was checking the mission, said that the mission target that Luke and his team accepted was actually a baby Kuma. The adult Kuma was beyond the capabilities of a novice adventurer team. The team exceeded expectations and the reward was much higher.

The sudden addition of 60 Eris made the team's atmosphere more lively, and dinner became much more lavish.

Aqua brought out her treasured premium shochu to share, cheerfully using her banquet skill "Flowers, Birds, Wind, and Moon" to entertain, while Megumin, who had consumed a lot of energy during the day, buried herself in her rice...

These two were completely unaware that there were two companions at the dinner table trying to "climb the social ladder".

Kazuma Sato ate a little something, refusing anything that might be a distraction, remaining unmoved by the temptation of fine wine, and resolutely preparing for the night.

Darkness, who was also preparing for the night, was absent-minded and didn't even notice when Megumin stole the food from her plate.

She waved her knife and fork, glancing at Lu Ke intentionally or unintentionally, then quickly lowering her head when he looked at her, her face flushed all the way to the roots of her neck.

Lu Ke was a little curious about how this female knight, who both wanted to be treated roughly and was exceptionally innocent, had developed such a twisted personality.

However, if anyone dared to come to his room, Lu Ke didn't intend to show any mercy; there's no reason not to take advantage of something that's offered up.

At that moment, a figure walked towards the group's dining table. As he passed Lu Ke, his right hand moved with lightning speed, deftly stealing the money pouch from Lu Ke's waist.

The thief had neat, short gray hair and beautiful light purple eyes. Her face was very cute, and her petite frame gave her an endearing appearance, yet she surprisingly acted with competence. "Yo, Darkness, long time no see~"

The thief, with a sly smile, approached Daknis, startling the female knight who was experiencing a yellow storm in her mind, causing her to scramble to her feet.

"This is Chris, my good friend. He's a thief by profession and a very reliable adventurer."

Darkness cleared her throat twice to compose herself, and then introduced the situation to the others with a smile, "Because Kazuma said she wanted to learn a skill, and she happened to be nearby, we invited her over."

Chris's gaze lingered briefly on Aqua before he smiled and waved to Luke and the others, "It's nice to meet you all."

Kazuma Sato nodded politely. "Hello, I'm Kazuma Sato. Chris, could you please teach me a few useful skills?"

After leveling up, he already had several skill points. To prevent them from being useless like today, he also learned one or two basic skills from a few adventurers in his spare time. However, after testing them, he found that they were difficult to use in actual combat, so he asked Darkness for help.

"no problem."

Chris readily agreed, sharing the skills he could teach with Kazuma Sato, allowing him to choose freely.

After thinking for a few seconds, Kazuma Sato, who planned to upgrade his build towards a magic warrior who doesn't use a shield, chose [Enemy Sense], [Stealth], and [Steal], which is considered a core skill.

The "Steal" skill, which determines the target and success rate of theft based on luck, combined with his extraordinary luck, is bound to be a divine skill!

But he doesn't have time for experiments today; something more important than life awaits him!
After learning the skills, Kazuma Sato hurriedly thanked Chris and left without stopping, saying that he planned to go to bed early that day.

I didn't mean anything by it, I was just sleepy!

With her mouth full of food, Huihui raised her head, quickly swallowed, greeted Chris, and then lowered her head again to struggle with the food.

When it was Aqua's turn, the mentally challenged goddess, who had drunk shochu, mumbled incoherently:
"I don't know why, but I just feel a bit disgusted looking at you... Oh well! I'm Aqua! The embodiment of the water goddess worshipped by the Axis Cult~"

Darkness apologized to Chris, whispering, "Sorry, my partner isn't quite right in the head..."

Claiming to be a goddess is a blasphemous act, and it would cause trouble if devout believers heard it. Fortunately, there were no Axis believers nearby.

"It's okay, I understand."

Chris smiled considerately, revealing a gentle smile, and fixed his probing gaze on Luke. His light purple eyes held a strange emotion, and his voice carried a hint of shyness and expectation:
"Hello, I'm Chris, nice to meet you."

"No need to introduce yourself again, I know your name."

Luke spoke calmly, silently staring at the reliable goddess in front of him who was completely different from Aqua.

That's right, a goddess!
The thief who calls himself Chris is actually the human incarnation of Eris, the goddess of fortune.

Darkness, a devout follower of the Church of Eris, was unable to make friends due to her XP. Feeling too lonely, she prayed to Eris day and night for a friend, and that's how "Chris" came to be.

The thief's accusation basically has two tasks: one is to become Darkness's friend, and the other is to retrieve the artifacts that the reincarnated person brought to this world.

Before I awakened my cheat ability, I prayed to this bitch goddess so many times, hoping to get some benefits from being a reincarnated, but she didn't do anything. Now she's appeared!
Lu Ke clicked his tongue lightly, his opening remarks immediately astonishing everyone present.

“I am Luke, the master of your friend Darkness…”

"Pfft-cough cough cough!!!"

Darkness, who was drinking, coughed violently, her face turning bright red, and her body began to tremble. She looked at Chris in utter panic.

"That's not how it is... I... he..."

She frantically tried to explain, but stopped halfway through, overwhelmed by shame, yet also incredibly excited...

They even wanted something more exciting.

"Yes, Luke is...my...master, the master who can treat me however he wants, and today I'm going...going to his room!"

Darkness stammered out those words, her breathing growing heavier and heavier, her breastplate heaving violently. Overwhelmed with excitement, she fainted and collapsed onto the table with a thud.

Many eyes were drawn to Luke and the unconscious Darkness. Apart from a few who were jealous, most of the gazes were filled with envy, regardless of gender.

Chris's adorable face was filled with shock. It took him a while to recover, his face full of embarrassment, and he gave a stiff smile.
"Mr. Luke is such a joker, and Darkness too. Taking games too far isn't good either~"

Luke propped his head up with his hand, his gaze lingering on Chris's face: "I'm not kidding. I swear in the name of the goddess Eris, Darkness did indeed willingly become my slave."

Chris stammered, "Why...why did I swear an oath to the goddess Eris...?"

"Perhaps it's because Darkness is a devout follower of Eris, and I used to be one as well?"

Luke sighed, "But since praying to the goddess was completely useless, he gradually lost faith in Eris."

"How could that be! The goddess must notice every devout believer. Mr. Luke has been living well all these years. When he was short of money, he was lucky enough to find a money bag. When he started to lie down, he met someone who could take care of him. Even if he did something that would get him sacked, he always managed to escape disaster!"

Chris lowered his head, his eyes darting around, and fiddled with his fingers. "I think Mr. Luke has always been watched and cared for by the goddess, but openly helping him doesn't quite suit the goddess Eris's taste... Hmm, that's my guess."

Lu Ke paused for a moment, seemingly lost in thought.

He has indeed been quite lucky over the years, encountering virtually no troubles. He became friends with the powerful lich Wiz as soon as he settled down and grew up peacefully.

Under normal circumstances, in a world like Konosuba that seems carefree but is actually dangerous, he should have already activated his cheat ability.

Could it be that we've wronged this... cough, wronged Eris?

Luke's gaze softened slightly, and just as he was about to speak, the dizzy Aqua seemed to be stimulated by the continuous "Eris," and she raised her head with a hazy look in her eyes and shouted.

"Lucy, don't trust Eris!"

Luke: "I didn't..."

"Eris's breasts are padded!"

Chris: "..."

Don't say things like this in public!
(End of this chapter)