I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Yu Huanshui: "Well, let me ask again, how many years have you beaten her more than 20 times?"

Man: “Three years.”

Yu Huanshui was stunned: "She hasn't updated this intelligence website for three years? She keeps talking about this one thing, and every time you hear it, you beat her up?"

Man: "That's not true. I always beat her when she's alone."

Yu Huanshui: . . .

Man: "I am the only one who gets up early every day. The first thing she does every morning is to sit at the entrance of the village and scold me. Her family has also called the police. Uncle Hat came to find me, but I refused to admit it.

Anyway, I only fight when there is no one.”

Uh. .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"The old lady hasn't updated her intelligence website in three years, hahahaha."

"If my buddy is with his sister-in-law and the old lady finds out, she will start a new round of intelligence, and then he and his sister-in-law will beat the old lady together (dog head)."

It's so immoral hahahaha.

"Punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten. This sentence has finally taken shape (laughing and crying)."

"I just had a fight with my husband and he laughed like a pig. He thought I was not convinced and beat me up again (crying to death)."

You,

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui also stopped smiling and looked at Lin Feng with a look of help.

"Boss, this..."

Lin Feng held his belly and sat back in front of the screen, smiling and saying, "I didn't expect that the old lady would still have this hurdle when she turned 80.

Man, I thought it was about you and your sister-in-law, but you said this.

I was convinced too.

Brothers, do you see what a real man is?

A real man can go without saying a word about love!
But dignity, he can talk about it all day and all night."

man:. . .

Raymond Lam: "Come on buddy, just tell me your problem."

Man: "I just want to ask how can I get this old lady to stop chewing my wife's tongue?"

Lin Feng waved his hands and said, "No way, buddy, chewing on wives' tongues is a culture, they chew out the nostalgia for their hometown and the warmth and coldness of the world.

When I was a child, I enjoyed sitting at the front of the house and listening to the old ladies chatting.

Just sit there for a minute and you can get the latest information about the village.

They had been sitting there for less than five minutes and they had already said bad things about eight people.

After sitting there for half an hour, you can know everything that happened in the village in a year.

Based on my observations over the years, I have come to a conclusion that when the old ladies at the entrance of the village are not talking, you should never walk past them, or you will be the next one to talk. "

Uh. .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Brother is sitting at the front of the room listening to the old ladies chatting, hahahaha."

"Brother: I am proud of this (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"Every village and town has its own intelligence center (laughing and crying)."

"They have been saying bad things about eight people in just five minutes sitting at the entrance of the village. I am really impressed, hahaha."

"The most powerful intelligence agency in Dragon Country - Village Intelligence Department 6. It can make you famous in an instant, but it can also destroy your family in an instant (sunglasses)."

So true.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "You must ask me what to do?
Dude,

All I can say is look at it more positively.

It doesn't matter who she's talking about. She's not just talking about you.

Anyway, she is over 80 years old, so you might as well wait her out.

If you can't beat them, join them.

Join forces with the old lady and go and talk about other people's wives."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"If you can't beat them, just join them and chew on other people's wives together, hahahaha."

"What a strong alliance (laughing to death)."

"I'm not afraid of a lot of bad guys, I'm just afraid of them gathering together, hahaha."

“Male: I finally found an organization, and I’m letting myself go (omitted).”

Ha ha ha ha........

"Okay, I'll think about it."

The man left the microphone with a muffled voice.

Lin Feng smiled and said: "It doesn't matter who's gossiping, whose daughter is going to have a miscarriage, whose daughter-in-law scratched her father-in-law's face, you can offend anyone but not the old ladies in the village.

Anyway, it's impossible to beat him, otherwise he would have been beaten into submission after more than 20 beatings in three years.

If you can't beat them, just join them.

I tell you,
If you want to have a good reputation, you must have good relations with the old ladies in the village.

Anyway, you don’t have a wife, so maybe you can actually get one by chewing on it.

How nice! "

After taking a puff of cigarette, Lin Feng said to the live studio: "Speaking of the countryside, there are two things that impressed me the most, one is the old ladies in the village chewing their wives' tongues, and the other is fighting.

Let me tell you, don’t be fooled by the yellow-haired guys riding will-o’-the-wisp fires, they all look like gangsters.

The really fierce fights are all in the countryside.

When people in the countryside fight, the whole village comes together.

I remember one year during the Lantern Festival, there was a famous dragon lantern in the village next door, so I ran over to see it.
There happened to be a fight between two villages that day, and I was standing nearby watching. I was 13 years old and in junior high school at the time, and I remember it very clearly.

People thought I was from their village, but I actually walked from a nearby village to see the dragon lanterns.
I'm not from that village at all.

As a result, I was beaten up in a fight among his villagers.

When my father found out, he was very angry and brought a group of people from the village to look for me. When they saw that they had hit the wrong person, they apologized to me.

The other party apologized and even paid some compensation, so my dad just let it go.

When I came back, my dad scolded me for being stupid for not running away when people were fighting.

To be honest, it was the first time I saw so many people fighting, so I just watched the fun.
I was holding a chestnut in my hand at the time, the sugar-roasted chestnut. I was standing by and eating while watching the fight, but in the end I was also beaten.

My dad said I was an idiot and deserved to be beaten.

Actually, I think it's pretty good, because, if someone hits me, I might get angry.
But there were so many people beating me together, I didn’t see clearly who was beating me, so I just pretended that no one was beating me.

Once I adjusted my mindset, I no longer felt angry.

After they apologized to me, my dad took me to buy a bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts and some toys. I was still very happy. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I got beaten for watching the fun, hahahaha."

"When I was a kid, I also loved to watch people fight while holding a meal, but I knew to stand far away (laughing and crying)."

"Others stand far away to watch the fun, while the big brother stands in the middle of the team (dog head)."

“Not at all (covering face).”

Hahahaha.

“I didn’t see who hit me = no one hit me hahaha.”

"Ah Q's spiritual victory method. If one person hits me, I will be angry. But if so many people hit me, and I don't even know who hit me, I won't be angry anymore. (Sunglasses)"

Big brother is a talented person, hahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "I saw so many people preparing to fight and cursing at each other. It was fun to watch, so I was very happy.

I was eating chestnuts, and I deliberately asked you to move closer,
I thought they would abide by the moral code of martial arts and fight among themselves, and it had nothing to do with an outsider like me.
I didn't expect that they admitted their mistake and beat me up too.

I was 13 years old at that time, in puberty, and full of vigor and vitality.

If someone hits me, I will be very angry and I will definitely hit him back.
But there were so many people beating me. They were all from the same village, so crowded together that I couldn't see clearly.

You said I was angry.

The only disadvantage was that the people from the other village thought I was from this village and beat me up.

He who is from this village thought I was from that village.

So I felt like both gangs were beating me up.

There were so many people that I couldn't see their faces clearly.

I saw the one with the red sleeves on his arms was beating me, and the one with the black pencil case on his arms was also beating me.
So in the end I couldn't tell who hit me.

So I would like to give you some advice. If you go to the countryside to watch folk activities or something like that, and see a fight, as an outsider you should stay away from them.
Because the other party really can't tell whether you are from the opposite village or not."

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I saw a fight and deliberately moved forward, hahahaha."

"I'll beat you up for watching the fun and bringing your own snacks (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"The one with the red sleeves was beating me, the one with the black bag was beating me, both sides were beating me together (laughing and crying)."

“That’s so miserable, hahahaha.”

"Why did I laugh so happily when my brother got beaten (covering my face)."

"Really, I feel sorry for big brother, but I also want to laugh (haha)."

"Because I'm happy when I eat the melon (raised eyebrows)."

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)