I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Ding~
"Hey bro."

It's a boy.

Lin Feng: "What's up buddy? It was you just now. I saw this ID has been sending me private messages in the background."

The boy said with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's me. I've been waiting in line for three days and it's still not my turn, so I'm a little anxious."

Lin Feng: "What's the matter? Tell me."

Boy: “I just have a question for you, see if you can give me some advice.

Because I am divorced, I have a bad reputation in the village now, and people in the surrounding villages know my reputation.

Now I have a sister-in-law who is older than me. She wants to follow me, but I look down on her because I think she is a little too old. "

and many more!

Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt, "Sister-in-law? Do you call her sister-in-law by honorific title, or sister-in-law by seniority?"

Boy: "Seniority!"

Lin Feng: "Does that prove that you have an older brother?"

Boy: "An elder brother from the same family."

Ok.

Lin Feng turned to the live broadcast room and said, "Brothers, get the electronic wooden fish ready, the wicked one is coming."

Uh. .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage

"The electronic wooden fish is ready to come, hahahaha."

"Another one who paid to get scolded (grin)."

Impressed!

. . . . . . .

Man: "Brother, don't scold me first. I have been watching you for three days and I know you hate mistresses the most.

But I’m not a mistress, so I definitely won’t come here to get scolded.

Just listen to me first."

Lin Feng smiled: "You still know the rules. Okay, go on."

Man: "My brother and his wife have been married for more than ten years, and their children are already in their teens. But her in-laws treat her badly and look down on her, and she can't leave for some reason.

So when she saw my situation, she wanted to follow me, but I looked down on her, so I kept rejecting her. ”

Lin Feng squinted and asked, "So you two are okay?"

Man: “Yeah, that’s okay, I want to talk about something else.

Because there was a theft in the village last year, everyone thought it was me, but it wasn't me.

My dad called and scolded me, and he thought it was me. "

Lin Feng: "Why do the villagers think it was you who stole the things? Do you have a criminal record?"

The man shook his head: "No, I'm just a little bit idle."

Lin Feng: "Have you done anything out of the ordinary in this village? That would make them think that you must have done this bad thing."

Man: "I haven't done anything too outrageous. Apart from finding a prostitute, I haven't done anything else."

Raymond Lam: "Have you ever cheated anyone out of money?"

Man: "No, I earned everything myself. Although I am in debt now, I have never asked my family for a penny."

Lin Feng: "Then your village has a bad reputation. Let me ask you how this bad reputation came about."

Man: "Now I remember, I have a criminal record too. I beat up an old lady in the village."

???

"What did you fight?"

"An old lady from the village."

puff~
Hahahaha.

This sentence inexplicably hit Raymond Lam's funny spot.

I held my stomach and couldn't stop laughing.

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"A bachelor who doesn't work properly. His criminal record is beating up an old lady in the village (dog head)."

"Beat the old lady, hahahaha."

"I thought it was a moral story that would destroy your worldview, but I never expected it to be a story about 'beating an old lady' (grin)."

"I suddenly seem to understand why my brother laughs like that."

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

“Sorry, I’m not laughing, hahahaha.

cough~

I can't do it anymore.

I need to take a break.

Brother Shui,

Come on. "

Raymond Lam stood up and left the camera, but netizens could still hear his laughter.

Yu Huanshui also smiled and leaned over to the screen and asked: "Then why did you beat the old lady?" The man: "Every village has an intelligence agency. The old lady knew that I had been with a prostitute, so she kept scolding me. Then I got angry, so I went over and beat her many times, but she didn't change."

? ?
Yu Huanshui: "How many times have you hit her?"

Man: "About 20 times."

???

You beat her 20 times?

"No, how old is this old lady?"

Man: "Over 80."

Yu Huanshui: . . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I was shocked when I heard him say he beat the old lady. Then I laughed like a pig when I heard him say he beat the old lady more than 80 times even though she was over 20 years old."

"Merit -1 Hahahaha damn."

"I finally understood. He ignored his sister-in-law who was chasing him. He just wanted to chase the old lady and beat her up (grin)."

puff~
I laughed so hard that I vomited, hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui was shocked: "If it wasn't me, how did you fight?"

Man: "I slapped her in the face, hit her on the head, and kicked her. Each time I beat her, it lasted for more than ten minutes."

Yu Huanshui: "Fuck! Are you going to kill me, bro?"

Man: "Yes, I was very angry. I got divorced and found a prostitute. She told everyone in the village about it and I was very angry.

She always scolded me, and she scolded me dozens of times, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore.

I thought to myself, I might as well beat you to death.

In the end, I hit her once and nothing happened, she didn’t die, I’m very puzzled, she is still alive now.”

Yu Huanshui: . . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"She's still alive now (grin)."

"The old lady is really tough, hahaha."

"Old lady: People like us who work in intelligence are tough. We have been beaten more than 20 times but still refuse to give in (slightly)."

“So those who work in intelligence are all hard-headed people.”

Absolutely
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: "No, buddy, his family didn't look for you?"

Man: "Yes, his family members contacted my dad, but my dad said he couldn't do anything about it. He's crazy now."

Yu Huanshui smacked his lips and said, "Dude, your mental state is indeed different from that of an ordinary person. Let me ask you, would you ride an old lady across the road?
man:. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Riding an old lady across the road, hahahaha.”

"Those two guys must have taken control of the entire village."

"I finally understand why Zhang Fei was able to scare off Cao Cao's millions of troops at Changbanpo (sunglasses)."

"What scared you? Did the horse ride on Zhang Fei's neck? (grin)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: "Okay, okay, your small step is a big step for mankind, this is a manifestation of social progress.

It not only promotes the physical and mental health of the elderly, but also brings the elderly and young people closer together.

From being unrecognized to becoming one of the best.

You guys are having so much fun together and we feel loved by you.”

man:. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“From not being recognized to becoming one of them, hahahaha.”

"After fighting for more than 20 times, we finally became one (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"This old lady is also very loyal. She didn't try to cheat him (covering her face and laughing)."

"So, there is a young man in our village who likes to beat up old men. The old man said: I am over 70 years old, and you still beat me? How can you have the heart to do that?

The young man said: 70? I’ve beaten 90 at the age of 3, so you’re considered young.

The 70-year-old man remained silent.

"No buddy, let me ask, is the young man in your village who specializes in beating up old men called Guo Degang (grin)?"

Case solved.

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)