I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 219 The network cable was connected incorrectly, Meng Po even did a live broadcast
Chapter 219 The network cable was connected incorrectly, Meng Po even did a live broadcast
Hang up the mic,
Raymond Lam said to the live studio:
"Brothers, remember, marriage is not about dragging each other down, but about giving each other encouragement in life.
When you encounter problems, you can have someone to discuss with.
When life is tiring, we comfort each other.
I can have someone to eat with when I get home from get off work.
If you are wronged outside, you can get a warm hug when you return home.
This life is too long, there must be someone who understands and accompanies you through this life.
What is happiness?
I drive the car, you sit in the passenger seat, our favorite music plays in the car, and we go home together after buying groceries.
In fact, a good marriage is not about you earning money to support the family and me being responsible for being beautiful.
But work together.
You are very good, and I am not bad either.
I can understand your hard work, and you can understand mine.
And what is the best state of marriage?
Your heart is full of me, my eyes are full of my child, you are the sky for me and my child, and my child and I are your home."
. . . . .
On the barrage
"This life is too long" "There must be someone who understands and accompanies me throughout this life"
aweason!
"Let's work together. You're good, and I'm not bad either. We're evenly matched, and we'll get through this hell on earth together."
Awesome!
"15 years of marriage has proven that as long as the couple is united in purpose, everything will be fine."
“So, the best state for a couple may not be to enjoy happiness together, but to struggle together, get through the hard times, drive away the cold winter of life, and walk into the spring when flowers bloom together (hug).”
"Haha, let alone 15 years, the novelty has worn off in two years. Each of us plays with our own phones and never talks to each other. Love turns into family affection, and then family affection turns into ruthlessness."
"Because a good marriage also requires luck."
"If not, then this person must be wrong. Military advisors often say that love must be a two-way relationship, a relationship of mutual growth and mutual achievement."
"Come on, the novelty only lasts a year or two."
"So the military advisor said that love needs to be managed."
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "I saw someone on the barrage saying that they don't want to suffer with their husbands and want a divorce, I want to say you're dreaming.
You are a rich lady and your husband is a poor boy, so you have to suffer with your husband.
If you earn 6,000 yuan a month and spend 20,000 yuan, and your husband earns 20,000 yuan a month and spends 600 yuan, then your husband is suffering for you.
There is a very realistic problem in reality, that is, women's consumption capacity is greater than that of dogs, and greater than that of men.
Do men really earn less?
Doesn't he have spending power?
You little fairies, please read less chicken soup for the soul.
When you feel that your husband is not good enough, reflect on yourself.
I have repeatedly said that we should understand and respect each other. What does mutual mean?
When you look at the other person, you should also look at yourself.”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"It's so true. Some women don't even have a job, but they just say they want to accompany their husbands through hardships. It really makes me laugh to death."
"Their thinking is, if I give up many rich men for you, it means I have to suffer with you (dog head)."
"The main point is that if I can't get it, I'll give it up for you."
"Wow, I suddenly understand."
"My family is like this. I only spend a few hundred dollars a month on my 20,000-plus budget. My wife has no income. Besides the mortgage, we not only spend all our money, but we are also in debt. The key is that she thinks I am always suffering with her, and she wants a divorce for no reason (sigh)!"
"What's the matter, buddy? Doesn't your Civil Affairs Bureau handle divorce cases?"
Well. . .
"I went on a blind date with a woman who made 3,000 yuan a month and I made 15,000 yuan a month. She said she was afraid being with me would lower her quality of life. I don't know what she was thinking. How could she say that when she only made 3,000 yuan?"
"People make 3000 yuan on night shifts, that's a daily wage, how can I work night shifts if I'm married to you (dog head)?"
"3000 is the base salary, and there is a commission for every extra hour (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, raising children is hard enough, so husbands and wives should stop wasting time.
There is no mother in the world who doesn’t work hard.
No dad has it easy.
If everyone was talking about how hard they were working, life would be unbearable.
The best state of marriage must be to face the outside world together and work together to deal with this messy world.
Instead of messing with each other's mentality in this messed up world.
As long as the couple think alike, work together, understand and tolerate each other, life will eventually get better.
What about some people? Just be jealous.
It's obvious that you chose the wrong person, but you have to argue with me about how your marriage is wrong.
If you say you are not living a good life, you must prove to everyone that no one is living a good life.
You are not pure, you are sick.
You have to bear the consequences for the mistakes you made when you were young.
Don't blame others, and don't complain about society.
The road is under your feet.
You've gone astray.
I don't have the ability or courage to correct it.
Spreading negative energy and creating panic all day long.
People like you deserve to be unhappy."
“Who can’t be happy?”
Yu Huanshui came back with a frying pan, smiling.
Lin Feng stood up and took a look. Grilled fish!
"Oh my god, is it so rich?"
Come put this!
Place the baking sheet on the table in front of your computer.
Plump and tender grilled fish, and various red, green and yellow side dishes.
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Brother Shui made this midnight snack, isn't it okay, brothers?"
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Wow! Grilled fish (drooling)!"
"Poisoning late at night (hum)."
"Brother Shui's cooking skills are really good. It looks delicious (gluttonous)."
"I'm trying to lose weight recently. I feel so hungry watching you guys eating."
I want to eat!
. . . . . .
Two people sat in front of the screen and started eating.
Yu Huanshui: "There just happened to be a fish left in the refrigerator, but it took some time to thaw it."
Lin Feng ate happily: "It's okay, it's okay. Good food is never too late. It's delicious."
Yu Huanshui ate a piece of fish, pointed at the barrage and said, "One live broadcast in exchange for a lifetime of inferiority complex, what does that mean?"
Lin Feng took a look and laughed out loud.
"Brothers, don't talk nonsense. I'm only 28 and I'm in good health. It's just that I have an irregular schedule and I get tired easily. I'll go see a Chinese doctor. There's nothing serious wrong with me."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Don't mention Chinese medicine to me. I saw a Chinese doctor eight years ago. He took my pulse and said I was narrow-minded. I still remember it (humph)."
"You know how to judge people by whether you should say it or not."
"Eight years, several months and several days, I guess he still remembers (the dog head)."
“So accurate, hahahaha.”
“I don’t dare to see a Chinese doctor because he really dares to say anything.”
"Really, last year I went to have my pulse checked, and there were a bunch of people queuing up behind me. The old doctor took my pulse and said I was a very lustful person. I ran away. This quack doctor is misleading people (sunglasses)."
"The Chinese doctor who treated me last time was very handsome. When he felt my pulse, he told me not to beat my pulse so fast (smile)."
"The Chinese medicine doctor's mouth, hahahaha."
. . . . .
"Brother Shui worked hard making midnight snacks, so eat more fish."
"Okay, you should also eat more."
The two were enjoying the meal when the live broadcast interface suddenly split into two.
It’s time to PK again.
When Lin Feng was curious about who it was this time, the picture gradually became clear and scared him.
WTF?
I saw a white-haired woman sitting in the dark room opposite. She was wearing a hat, had big lipstick on her face, and her face was extremely pale.
Yu Huanshui was also shocked.
What's going on?
Glancing at the ID of Director Meng on the opposite side.
Director Meng grinned at the two confused people and said, "Hello, congratulations on successfully connecting to the Hell's live broadcast room."
Yu Huanshui: "Where?"
Director Meng: "From the underworld."
Lin Feng's expression was particularly wonderful: "Director Meng, right? I want to ask, why am I connected to you?"
Director Meng: "Because others are down-to-earth, but you are directly down-to-earth."
Lin Feng was amused: "Then I'm pretty good!"
Director Meng: "Of course. You are unlucky among the lucky ones."
Lin Feng: "No, then no one in the world of the living does live streaming?" Director Meng glared: "What? We in the underworld are not allowed to do live streaming?"
Lin Feng: "Didn't you say no? Then why did you connect to it?"
Director Meng smiled: "Doesn't that prove that you are down-to-earth?"
Lin Feng: "It's not possible to be so down to earth, it's directly connected to the 18th floor underground."
Director Meng: "It's because you took it too far and directly brought it to our underworld."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Go Down to Earth" and "Go Directly to the Underworld"
Hahahaha.
Xiao Wan: "What kind of anchor is that on the other side? It's really scary."
Gouzi: "Didn't you hear me? You are the work of the underworld (dog head)."
Mr. Xu: "Why are the people above included? The military advisor is afraid of being taken away, hahaha."
Brother Long: "You can be down-to-earth, but you can't be down-to-earth (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Director Meng: "I heard from downstairs that you sing well?"
Raymond Lam: "Oh yes, I'm a talent show host."
Director Meng: "We are in need of talented anchors in the underworld. How about you come to our underworld and do a live broadcast?"
cough cough. .
Lin Feng shook his head: "You heard wrong, I'm not a talent show host."
Director Meng frowned: "Why did you change your mind so quickly?"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly: "I'm fucking scared."
Director Meng: "You haven't done anything wrong, what are you afraid of?"
Lin Feng: "I just do live streaming to earn some money. You told me to go down and do live streaming. What for? I can't spend the money you make."
Director Meng: "Young man, you don't know that you have to make an appointment in our underworld now. If you don't make an appointment in advance, you won't have a seat when you come later."
Lin Feng: “Is that so?”
Director Meng: "Yes, how about we both follow each other and I'll come to see you every day."
What the hell!
There is no way to continue talking today.
"Brother Shui, you go ahead!"
Yu Huanshui was trying to hold back his laughter when he was suddenly pulled in front of the camera. He was completely stunned.
Director Meng looked Yu Huanshui up and down and said, "Brother, your skin is quite fair. I think we are a good match. How about adding WeChat? I will visit you every day."
Yu Huanshui shuddered: "Sister, please don't look for me, please be a human being."
Director Meng threw a coquettish glance and said, "Brother, I am not a human. I am Director Meng of Meng's Beverage Group in Naihe Bridge, the underworld. I am no longer a human."
Yu Huanshui was stunned: "You, Meng Po?"
Director Meng: "That's right, why don't they look alike?"
Yu Huanshui clasped his hands together: "Like, like, like, then can you be a good Meng Po?"
Director Meng: "I'm fine. I sell soup every day."
Yu Huanshui: "How many bowls have you sold today?"
Director Meng: "I just came out, and I haven't sold a single bowl yet. Otherwise, we are destined to be together. If you two buy two bowls, I'll give you a discount."
Yu Huanshui: "Then let me ask, how much is a bowl of Mengpo soup?"
Director Meng: "25 billion per bowl."
Yu Huanshui's mouth twitched: "I didn't even spend 25 billion on my grandfather's grave, I can't afford it."
Director Meng: "It's almost the end of the month, and the sales volume hasn't come up yet. Do you have any black fans? Send them to me."
Yu Huanshui: "Let me show you."
Looking at the public screen again, everyone was silent, except for anyone who was speaking.
Lin Feng, who was standing next to him, was amused by this.
Director Meng: "If you don't have any haters, you can come. I will go to greet you personally."
Yu Huanshui's face turned pale: "No, I want to go to the human world, not the underworld."
Lin Feng leaned over and said, "Why don't you tell us what the process of going to the underworld is like first."
Director Meng: "That's easy. You have to pass the Earth God Temple first, then our Yellow Spring Road, then the Wangxiang Terrace, then the Evil Dog Ridge, the Golden Rooster Ridge..."
Lin Feng: "It's so far, can we take a taxi?"
Director Meng: "No need to take a taxi, we'll pick you up."
Lin Feng: "No, I mean I don't want to go anymore, can I take a car?"
Director Meng: "Normally, when you get to Huangquan Road, people will just walk around on their own. You won't be allowed to take a car."
Lin Feng: "What if I can't walk?"
Director Meng: "You have to move even if you can't. There's a little devil behind you with a big whip."
Lin Feng: "Can I let him carry me?"
Director Meng: "You have to carry him on your back."
No,
Why are you so stubborn? Are you coming or not? If not, I will go find you myself!
Go to hell!
As expected, Raymond Lam turned off the pk.
He exchanged glances with Yu Huanshui: "This thing at 12 o'clock in the evening is too fucking scary."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Why do Jinji Ridge and Evil Dog Ridge sound so familiar?"
"Have you ever used Daxing'anling, Gongzhuling, Badaling, etc. (dog head)?"
"I'm not taking a taxi, I just want to ask if I can float if I can't walk (sunglasses)?"
"Even without discount, Mengpo soup is still 25 billion per bowl."
"That's not right. I remember it was 15 yuan a bowl. The price has increased too fast."
"No buddy, how did you know?"
"Hehehe, guess what (ghost)."
"Don't dare to talk nonsense, it's very weird. Some things can't be disbelieved. When I was a child, there was a period of time when I always felt an inexplicable force grabbing my neck and it was difficult to breathe. I saw many doctors but it was useless. Later, I found the most famous local Taoist priest, and he found out that I was wearing my sweater backwards (dog head)."
puff~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
After the PK, Raymond Lam and Yu Huanshui ate grilled fish while talking to the live studio:
“I wonder if you brothers have heard of the legend of Meng Po.
Legend has it that a long time ago, a man and a woman were chosen by the Jade Emperor to be the god of heaven and the god of the underworld, namely Yue Lao and Meng Po.
After the two fell in love, the Jade Emperor was very angry.
He ordered that wherever Yue Lao stepped, thorns would grow from the ground and pierce his feet.
Meng Po was punished and became extremely ugly.
In order to be together, the two of them fled to the underworld, the Forgotten River.
However, the reflection in the water of Wangchuan River made Meng Po see her own ugliness.
Meng Po couldn't face herself, so she walked away silently.
But Yue Lao kept chasing her, but the thorns under his feet pierced his feet.
The blood flowed and red flowers bloomed in the underworld, which were called Lycoris radiata.
Finally, Yue Lao's pursuit was fruitless, so he returned to heaven to match people up for marriage.
Meng Po made Meng Po soup by the Wangchuan River and became Meng Po.
A person who gives love potion to others but cannot forget his own lover.
One can matchmake others with lovers, but cannot hold on to his own lover.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"After all, one is tied to love, and the other is cut off from the world."
"Yue Lao: Even if I pull thousands of strings, I can't pull you.
Meng Po: Even if I greet millions of people, I still can’t see you. "
“I’ve learned something new.”
"Yue Lao: Tie these two together, tie those two together, and let them all be together.
Meng Po: One more mouthful, one more mouthful, forget it all. "
"You kid (laughing to death)."
"According to what you said, they both work at the Civil Affairs Bureau."
"One is for marriage, the other is for divorce (laughing to death)."
"No, why would the Jade Emperor get angry when someone is in love?"
"He would also be angry if the Seven Fairies fell in love. He would really be very angry (dog head)."
"I don't know what's wrong with him pretending to be angry."
"Let the monkey beat him to death."
"I support the Great Sage, too."
Hahahahaha.
Attached
[Military Advisor’s Comments: The greatest tragedy in a relationship is to fall in love with someone you cannot be with.
I can like you openly, but I can't approach you openly.
I can like you openly, but I can't truly own you.
What exactly is it to love but not be loved?
I miss you when I’m not there, but it’s not right to see you.
Perhaps thinking without speaking, remembering without forgetting is the best ending. . . 】
(End of this chapter)
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