Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 212: The deaf old lady hits him twice, and Yi Zhonghai collapses
The resounding war song seemed to awaken the remaining passion in everyone, and they all echoed loudly!

He sang and clinked glasses with people around him. No matter what he was like in normal times, when it came to his feelings for his country and family, he was still a young man!

Many people have witnessed the ups and downs of the capital over the past thirty or forty years, and have also experienced its former darkness!
They might not have dared to resist back then, but who hasn't fucked a chicken in a basin several times in their heart?
Who hasn't spit on the Japanese behind their backs? They don't dare to resist because of their family or their own cowardice, but they can't say they don't love them!
In the past thirty or forty years, the flags on the city walls have changed, and those in power have been replaced one after another, but they are still struggling for their lives!

Even though there is a possibility that one’s life may be in danger at any time, as long as one sees the morning sun, one will still be busy with the daily necessities of life!

We have finally made it to this point, and have finally won victory and achieved peace. Just when we were about to enjoy a peaceful life, the Eagle Sauce comes again!
They were furious and wanted to tear into pieces those bastards who had once been so arrogant towards them!

Unfortunately, they are ordinary people after all. Those who want to sign up to kill the enemy are already too old, and they are reluctant to send their sons to the battlefield. They can only bury all the grievances deep in their hearts!

At this moment, the heroic and roaring war song in the main room completely ignited everyone's emotions, and they sang along loudly. Almost everyone had tears in their eyes, and their faces and necks were red from singing!
Maybe this is the only way they can show their passion? After all, they still have to fight hard to survive after today!

The war song ended, the blood was released, and everyone woke up from the struggles of that year. They smiled at each other, and life had to go on!

The guests at the main table are about to go back. They have eaten, drunk and sung. It’s time for the party to end successfully!

For them, attending a wedding is personal!
In general, this wedding was a 'successful' and 'victorious' wedding!

He Yuzhu and his wife escorted the guests to the door, and Director Wang and his wife whispered to Qiuyue what to do;
What Wang Dana and his wife said was not just an admonition, but a threat. Yes, it was a naked threat!
If anyone dared to bully Qiuyue, his legs would be broken. Even though his master's wife did not stand on He Yuzhu's side, he instantly felt that he had no love left!

Looking at the guests going away, they both breathed a sigh of relief. He Yuzhu wanted to hold Qiuyue's hand and walk into the gate hand in hand, but it was obvious that he was overthinking!

Qiuyue blushed, glared at him, and walked away quickly. He Yuzhu touched his nose awkwardly!

It’s because you haven’t cultivated yourself well enough. You get carried away when you’re too proud. How could you forget the special characteristics of this era?
Compared to everyone's excitement, some people may not be so happy, such as Zhou Jin, the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai!

The involvement of Zhou Jin was caused by his quick words at that time, which led to hidden dangers!

At this moment, he was boasting proudly, as if he was the most powerful person in the world!
Suddenly, a malicious voice was heard, which instantly froze his high spirits!
He thought these people had forgotten and lost their vigilance, but this bastard suddenly brought it up. What should he do?

"I seem to remember someone saying that if Sha Zhu could marry Cai Qiuyue, what would he do?"

Not only is Zhou Jin invincible in the bar, he also brags about his achievements to the extreme!

It’s nothing, he’s a man after all. But how can you tolerate someone saying that he’s bad at drinking?
The masters of Beijing just refuse to accept the defeat. If they lose, they lose. They just drink. To despise their drinking orders is equivalent to slapping them in the face!
If you don't slap back, are you still a man?

Just when Zhou Jin was about to start his high-spirited mode, he was instantly quieted down by this voice and turned into a quail!

But the owner of the voice obviously didn't want to let him off so easily, and continued:
"Well, I still remember this. Someone said it in public. It was said that he was going to...
Oh my god, this is so disgusting. Some people are just not picky about food, but it’s so disgusting!

If I hadn’t had some tea to hold it down, I would have vomited it out!!”

Li Si hadn't finished speaking when he probably remembered something unspeakable and ended up feeling sick to his stomach, causing everyone to burst into laughter!
As for the women in the compound, they have already started packing, which is also an old "tradition"!

Everyone has long been accustomed to it. To put it bluntly, as long as the host serves it, it basically has nothing to do with the host!
Even the leftover vegetarian dishes will be packed up and taken away, without any hesitation!
Even if the shrew Jia Zhang was in power, she would not dare to stop people from packing up, otherwise she would become the target of public criticism!
Everyone takes their turn, and this is how it is when it’s their turn, and it’s definitely the same when it comes to other families. This is how packing started, and it later became a tradition!

Of course, what’s left in the kitchen belongs to the owner and is not included in the package!
They don't have time to get involved in the intrigues between men. All they care about is the food on the table!

Men are most concerned about their reputation in front of women and will not accept any rebuttal!

Seeing that the female comrade did not come over, Zhou Jin realized that it was indeed he who said this. A grown man should not be shy!

"Neighbors, it was my fault, Zhou Jin, who made the mistake!
But who knew it was true? It's not my fault, right?
If you want to blame someone, then blame Shazhu. Who made him so capable, right? Haha. . .

Of course, if you really want me to implement it, I can only apologize, but it is impossible anyway!"

Zhou Jin is a man who can take it or leave it. Since he has said it, he has to admit it!

Now that it has been mentioned, so what?

You definitely can’t eat it, do whatever you want, haha…

"Ha ha..."

Everyone was successfully amused by Zhou Jin's expression that he wouldn't eat no matter what you said!
No one cared, they just watched Zhou Jin blowing it all over the place and tried to disgust him!

Do you really want your family to implement it? Zhou Jin dares to implement it, but they may not dare to watch it. It's disgusting!
Now that Zhou Jin's momentum has subsided, he naturally doesn't bother to find fault! ~
Everyone had a satisfying meal and drank happily today. The main thing at this moment is to have fun. We cannot overshadow our predecessors. Nothing else matters!

When Liu Qian brought the packed dishes back, she found the door of the deaf old lady's house banging!

She didn't care about it. She pretended not to see what happened in the old deaf man's family. This was her usual practice!

The dishes on their table were divided fairly. Without the troublemaker Jia Zhang, the table was much more harmonious. They could eat this dish for one or two meals tomorrow. It was delicious!

As for the old deaf man, no one bothered to pay attention to him. Only Yi Li treated this old man as a treasure! !
"Bang bang bang!"

Liu Qianshi is not willing to do it anymore, but it won’t stop!

Old man, you have nothing to do, so you smash the door for fun?

"Bang bang bang!"

"Old lady, can you please stop banging on the door? We just had a banquet. Are you full and feeling bloated now?"

It happens once and twice, but it won’t happen again for a third time. You can’t just stay quiet for a moment!
I have to go to the central courtyard to clean up later, and I have to restore it to its original state at night. There is no time to waste!

Otherwise, when the men go to work tomorrow, won’t it all be their business?

"Liu Haizhong's family, you are all bad people. I will never let you go!"

The deaf old lady was completely furious. Liu Haizhong did not invite her to the banquet, and that bad guy Liu Guangqi locked the door.

It would have been fine if Liu Qianshi didn't open the door, but she was showing off that the banquet was over. Was she poking her in the lungs?

She had prepared for a long time, even putting on her best clothes, and looked more energetic than ever!
In the end, she was not even included in the long-awaited banquet. Who can understand this feeling?

During this period of time, she was almost speechless!
I hinted to Qin Huairu several times, but there was no response at all, so I had to give up!
Now she finally has the chance to satisfy her craving, but she misses it. Is she willing to accept this?

"Old lady, we usually give in to you because you are older. You can't make trouble out of nothing, right?
What did our Liu family do to you? Are you going to stop?

I tell you, things are different now than before. It’s not unreasonable to make up something out of nothing!
Besides, if you annoy me, I'm not someone you can easily mess with! "

Liu Qian stood at her door and cursed loudly. If she wasn’t so old and in danger of being cursed to death, she would have gone all out!

Swearing? She has never been afraid of anyone. If she didn't have some shame, there would be no market for the Jia Zhang family in Siheyuan, let alone you, an old man!

In the past, besides being afraid of age, I also didn’t want to be that middle-aged man in a Zhongshan suit!
It has been more than a year now, and the man has not appeared. The deaf old lady has become a "capitalist". It would be strange if she continued to endure it! The indignant Liu Qianshi did not even notice that the old man had her family's big lock on his door!
If she sees it, she must be familiar with it because she uses it every day!

"Come and take a look yourself, Liu Guangqi, that bad guy from your family, locked my wife in the room. Is this called making trouble out of nothing?"

The deaf old lady was so angry that she became furious whenever she thought of this!

How many years had it been since she had suffered such humiliation? It seemed that she herself could not remember!

I was so embarrassed today. Not only was I dragged away in public, but I was also locked up in my own home!
In the past, this was the treatment that Jia Zhang received. Has she fallen to this point?
As a person of high moral character, she would receive such treatment. Who can understand the psychological gap?
"Huh? My house is full of locked doors? Impossible, old man, don't wrongly accuse a good person!"

Liu Qian was furious. If the door was locked in broad daylight, she would still believe it!

As for Guangqi, she would never believe it even if she was beaten to death. Guangqi was the least troublesome and would never play a prank!

If he really did it, he must have his reasons, yes, that must be it!
It’s one thing to think about, but you still have to watch it. What if the old guy is making it up?

"Humph, I'm already old, how can I wrongly accuse someone?

Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng are two little bastards, I will not let them go!"

The deaf old lady was too lazy to pay attention to this idiot and just talked nonsense openly. Is this her style?

Seeing that the deaf old lady did not seem to be lying, Liu Qian became skeptical, because she knew that Liu Haizhong had arranged two people and Jia Dongxu to help maintain order!
Half believing and half doubting, she walked over to take a look, and wow, it was indeed the lock of her house!
Hurry home to find the key and unlock the lock. If something happens to the old man, he will have to suffer the consequences. Isn't that a loss?
This kid too, the banquet is over, why didn't he untie it? Bad luck!
"Old lady, I've opened it for you. I advise you not to blame my Guangqi. Investigate the matter thoroughly first!

You know our Guangqi's temper. He would never lock the door without a special reason!"

Liu Qian opened the door and said slowly that she was sure that the old man wanted to cause trouble, but was locked up by Guangqi Jiefang and the other man!

Then I was surprised at the deaf old lady's 'fine dress', a satin blouse with buttons of almost the same size;

The pants were Dacron and the cloth shoes were brand new, never worn once!
Wow, this outfit is something I would only wear during the Chinese New Year!

He was the only one in the compound who had such clothes. The clothes of other people were either made of cotton or leftover fabrics, but there was no silk!
"Humph, I can't tell you that!"

The deaf old lady left a word and walked towards the central courtyard with her cane, as if she was ready to call for an explanation!

Liu Qian was curious. They packed up their food right after the banquet, and Guangqi and the other man had no time to come and lock the door!
The man had drunk three rounds of wine and eaten five kinds of dishes, and was smoking and chatting. How come he was locked in the house after such a short incident?
Suddenly, she thought of a possible reason: Could it be that she didn't attend the banquet at all?
Driven by curiosity, she quickly followed. The gloating expression on her face was so obvious that she didn't even bother to pretend!
Eat and drink to your heart's content and then watch a show. How could you miss such a wonderful opportunity?
The guests have left, and Zhuzi’s wedding procedures have been completed, with only the last step left!

At that step, no one could help, so it can be said that it has been successfully completed. The old man's trouble is nothing, and it also adds a new program. Not bad, really good!
Thinking of this, I didn't delay any longer, and for fear of missing the show, I trotted after him!

At this moment in the middle courtyard, the items on the dining table have been removed, and the table has also been wiped clean!
The men sat there chatting, and from time to time there were bursts of laughter and booing!
The women were washing and cleaning, and the giggles could be heard one after another. It was such a prosperous scene!
The literati and poets may once again compose a poem to record the beautiful moment!

But it’s different for some people. It’s all so ironic. This harmonious scene seems to have nothing to do with her!
The deaf old lady was so angry that she was almost dying. With so many people around, didn’t they notice her absence?
Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai slowly took out a cigarette and lit it. He didn't say a word, nor did he stand up. Instead, he showed a meaningful smile!
At He Yuzhu's wedding banquet, he realized that everyone really didn't care about him, otherwise he wouldn't be treated like this!

If there were anyone unhappy at this wedding, they must be him and the deaf old lady!
He couldn't lose his temper, otherwise he would only add to the joke and might even become the target of everyone's criticism because he was full!

You can't just eat from the bowl and then put it down and smash the pot. People will despise you and spit on you!
But the deaf old lady was fine. Not only did she get to eat at the wedding banquet, but her age also helped her to be invincible!
"Oh!"

The deaf old lady slammed her cane on a table, and the scene became quiet!
Then they went back to their own conversations and returned to normal, as if no one had seen anything. Only Yan Bugui was sobbing with heartache!

The deaf old lady became even angrier. Couldn't you see that she was furious?

Why is there no one cooperating? At least someone could ask why!

There is always a supporting role in crosstalk, but why does it feel like a one-man show with her?

"Oh!"

A ruthless look flashed across the deaf old woman's eyes, and she smashed her cane on the table in front of her again!

This time everyone stopped, even the women who were cleaning up the place came over!
What is this old man doing? Looking for trouble? Looking for trouble when everyone is having a good time? It's really a downer, isn't it? No wonder he is disliked!
"Oh, my old lady, you want to express your happiness by smashing the table, can you try something else?
"Don't take your anger out on my table, okay? It's the only perfect table in my house. This really hurts my heart!"

Yan Bugui touched the table top at home with a painful feeling, but there was only one table, and if it wasn’t for a wedding or funeral, he would really be reluctant to take it out. Today he was really in trouble!
"Ha ha..."

Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again when seeing Yan Bugui's distressed look!
This old lady Bi is also very good at beating people in seconds. If you don’t know her, you would think that it was a deaf old lady beating Yang Ruihua!

The anger of the deaf old lady was like the surging waves of the sea, one wave higher than the other, one upon another!

Can't these people see that she is angry? Or has she lost her dignity after not being out and about for a long time?

After the truth was uncovered and the composition was redetermined, she was silent for a while!
Later I found out that this didn't have any effect, and my uneasy heart finally settled down!

At this moment, she put all her thoughts behind her, and no longer had the thought of being cautious and reducing her presence!
She suddenly realized that if this continued, no one in the compound would take her seriously!

How can this be possible? She is the 'ancestor' of the compound!
Thinking back to a year ago, when she was standing in the courtyard, who dared to sit? When talking to her, who was not respectful?

What about now? After smashing the table twice, these people still did what they were supposed to do. She seemed to be nothing. How could she tolerate this?

"Stop laughing, is it funny?"

Her face was extremely gloomy and she scolded in a low voice!
Unfortunately, the past is gone forever, and we still haven’t stopped!

Brothers Sun Kui and Zhang Chao laughed so hard that tears came out!
"Shut up!"

The deaf old lady's body was shaking and trembling, as if she would close her eyes, kick her legs, and start playing the suona at any moment!
"Ha ha..."

Unfortunately, it still did not work. Not only did the laughter not disappear, it became even louder!

"Okay, stop laughing!"

When the deaf old lady was at her wit's end, He Yuzhu appeared beside her out of nowhere!
With just a soft word, the laughter immediately disappeared and the scene became silent!

Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady's eyes narrowed, especially the deaf old lady, who felt so disappointed!
Once upon a time she could do this, but that is now a thing of the past!
Has Silly Zhuzi grown to this point? A whisper is more effective than her smashing the table.

"Old lady, I'm getting married today, and you're smashing the table and yelling at everyone, what does that mean?"

He Yuzhu looked at the old man in front of him expressionlessly. He was deliberately causing trouble!
Qiuyue seemed a little anxious at first, and was making fun of her in the bridal room!

Tonight, a young girl is about to disappear, and the women's team will grow again!

Under such circumstances, it is understandable that Qiuyue feels uneasy!
Unlike women, men are excited!

After all, this is the proudest step in life, and from now on you will step into the gate of heaven!
How many men have fantasized about their wedding night, about going to Wushan with the goddess of their hearts, and never disappointing the Buddha or the lover?
Some people may argue that He Yuzhu would not, because he has imagined discussing the wonderful scene of life with Qiuyue many times!
Brothers, this month is almost over, and I haven’t seen monthly tickets for a long time. Friends who have monthly tickets, please feel free to give them. Thanks, Lone Wolf!

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