Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 211: Drag the deaf old lady away and sing a war song

He Yuzhu was delighted to see the lively atmosphere in the courtyard, because marriage is meant to be festive!

As long as nothing goes wrong, he is happy!

"Haha, okay, I will definitely bring what Brother Sun and Brother Chao say!
Let's raise our glasses together and wish our motherland prosperity and strength. Cheers! "

He Yuzhu interrupted at the right time and raised his glass to toast!
"Dry!!!"

"The second cup, I wish everyone good work, promotion every year, and everyone will be a senior worker. Cheers!"

"Dry!!!"

"The third cup, I wish everyone a happy life, the elderly good health, the children good academic progress, happy growth, men get promoted and make money, and women get younger and younger. Cheers!"

"Dry!!!"

He Yuzhu said only auspicious words and everyone was very satisfied. Such expectations resonated with many people!

After He Yuzhu and Qiuyue toasted and apologized, they went back to their room. Everyone expressed their understanding!
They would tremble with fear if any one person from the main table was picked out, let alone several people!

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“Haha, the fighting power of this courtyard is very strong!
It’s a bit difficult for us to leave in a proper manner today!”

Old Li laughed out loud. Drinking? He has never been afraid of anyone!
He is having a day off today, and if someone really challenges him, he won't be scared!
Walking into such an occasion, he seemed to have returned to his youth!
He was just a young man at that time, but later when he was slaughtering the chicken in the basin, he became a resourceful commander!

Of course, apart from his old comrades, few people knew that he was also a good drinker!
"Haha, if Lao Li is interested, I'm happy to accompany you. To be honest, I haven't had a good drink in a long time!"

Seeing that Lao Li wanted to drink, Lou Zhenhua was naturally happy to accompany him!

Forget about He Yuzhu, there are more important things to do tonight. We can’t let the groom get drunk, otherwise they will definitely blame us!
He has been in the business world for so many years, and his mental ability and drinking capacity have grown the fastest!

As a businessman, socializing is inevitable, and one cannot do without a good alcohol tolerance, especially in a place like China!

"Haha, so heroic, what do Lao Yang and Lao Wang say?
I haven't drunk for a long time. Let's take advantage of Qiuyue's wedding today and get drunk?"

Seeing that Lou Zhenhua was interested, Old Li turned to ask Yang Weimin and Wang Dana for their opinions!

"Okay, since you guys want to drink, I definitely can't give in!"

Yang Weimin faced the smile with a strong desire to fight. As a man, he would rather lose the battle than the drinking. In one word, let’s do it!

"Haha, since you all want to drink, I'm naturally happy to accompany you!"

Wang Dana also said with a smile that his young disciple was getting married, and he was also happy. Wouldn’t he like to have a couple of drinks?
Several big guys had the same opinion, but Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong were secretly complaining!
The two of them have no right to offer opinions, they can only be prepared to sacrifice their lives for the gentleman!

As for Director Wang and the master's wife whispering to each other, they seem to have become close friends in such a short period of time!

The master's wife is a typical Beijing girl, straightforward and heroic!

Director Wang comes from a military background and he likes dealing with people like this, so he can get along with them easily!

He Yuzhu watched this scene with a smile, he had prepared himself to cheat, but in this situation, it seemed that he didn't need to take part!

To be honest, if he doesn't want to drink, no one can get him drunk, because he has the cheating device called Space!

Today is a big wedding day, and he doesn't want to miss the long-awaited wedding night. How can he get drunk into a pulp?
The atmosphere in the house was lively. As the guests, Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong would definitely go first in the first round. Since they were drinking, they had to play drinking games to decide the winner!
"Since the guests are interested, let's play a drinking game. I'll go first, and Lao Liu will follow!"

Xu Fugui stood up confidently and prepared to wait for another round!
Liu Haizhong shuddered. He couldn't drink much. He felt guilty when he drank with his leader after winning. He also felt guilty when he drank by himself after losing.
Liu Da was in a dilemma, but the arrow had been shot and he had no choice but to go ahead!

"Okay, I'll take the second round!"

Regardless of whether he feels guilty or not, he must not lose in temperament. From He Yuzhu's perspective, he looks a bit like the wind whistling and the Yishui River being cold!

"I'll just call you Lao Li for now. Please bear with me if it offends you!"

Xu Fugui's right palm is facing up, with four fingers slightly bent, and his left and right palms facing up, and his right arm joint is raised, a typical starting posture!
"Haha, hello, call me Lao Li. Come on, let me see how your courtyard's drinking game works!"

Old Li was overjoyed. Such a scene was so refreshing. He turned his right palm upwards, with four fingers slightly bent, and touched the four fingers of Xu Fugui, indicating that he wanted to fight!

"Hello, brothers. Everything is fine!"

At the beginning, the two people are asked to extend five fingers, then make a fist, and the drinking game begins!
"Respect with one heart, good brothers, three stars shining, four fortunes, five champions"

"Six sixes, seven tricks, eight horses, nine links, all here!"

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Middle Court Head Table
While people were playing drinking games in the house, Yi Zhonghai was worried!

It was not until now that he realized that these two people were actually introduced by Director Wang!
Does Director Wang think so highly of He Yuzhu?

Cai Qiuyue is an excellent student. Not only is she beautiful, she is also the child of a martyr!

What did Director Wang think so highly of him?
Wouldn't it be even more difficult to deal with them if they work together in cahoots?
What is the relationship between Director Wang and Cai Qiuyue? How did Cai Qiuyue fall in love with He Yuzhu?

A hundred thousand questions popped up in his mind, and he couldn't sleep or eat until he figured them out!

Deep down, he still hadn't given up the idea of ​​conquering He Yuzhu. People are like that. Once a fixed impression is formed, it is difficult to change!

Even though He Yuzhu is now at the peak of his career, Yi Zhonghai still regards him as the same person he was more than a year ago!

He Yuzhu is still the same person who allows himself to be manipulated by him. He has never changed!
He hoped that He Yuzhu would get into trouble, and then it would be the time for him to regain control of the pillar!
"Old Yan, who is sitting at the main table? They are arranged in the house, it's so mysterious!"

Although Yi Zhonghai really wanted to figure out those problems, he didn't know where to start!

The old lady should be able to find out clearly, right? Sitting at the same table, even if she doesn't say it, she can get a general idea!

“Well, Director Lou, and another team leader named Yang;

Director Wang and his wife, Zhuzi's master and his wife, the first and second uncles;

Zhuzi and his wife, that's all they have!"

I have finished eating Kung Pao Chicken, and now it’s time to eat Shredded Pork with Fish Flavor, and next should be stir-fried seasonal vegetables and Mu Shu Pork!

Yan Bugui answered Yi Zhonghai's question while muttering about the dishes to come!
"Even you weren't allowed into the main table? They both went in, but left you outside?"

Yi Zhonghai tried to sow discord. As long as Yan Bugui had resentment in his heart, they would definitely be able to form an alliance!
At worst I can give you something. I have to vent my anger!

“Haha, there are enough people, I took the initiative not to go!

Once you get in, will you still be able to enjoy your vegetables and meat so happily?"

Yan Bugui laughed loudly, he understood Yi Zhonghai's purpose!
But what Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that he was secretly happy and didn't go!

"So that's how it is. By the way, didn't you notice that an important person was missing from the main table?" Yi Zhonghai shook his head in disappointment, and then realized something was wrong!

I didn’t hear the deaf old lady’s name. Could it be that the old lady was not at the main table either?

He looked at Yan Bugui uncertainly, Did you miss someone?

"No, it's these few people. Xu Fugui said they were perfect. Yes, it's these few people!"

Well, after the hot stir-fry, we have the Four-Happiness Meatballs, and we must eat two!
Braised carp is also a must. When the meat was served, he looked at it and saw that the fish was so fat and delicious. He didn't know where it was caught from!
It's time to put away the fishing rod. It's nice to go fishing when you have nothing to do. It not only makes money but also satisfies your cravings.
You must eat at least one chicken leg for the crispy chicken, and you must get the skin of the Dongpo pork elbow first, because the quick ones will get it!
Yan Bugui was only thinking about the food, so he had no time to observe Yi Zhonghai's expression!
At this time, Yi Zhonghai looked up, trying to find the deaf old lady at a table in the compound!
Unfortunately, he was disappointed and found nothing!
Does that mean that the deaf old lady has also been forgotten? He was originally unhappy, but suddenly he was happy!
Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong did a poor job. If he doesn't take advantage of them, wouldn't it be a waste of such good conditions?
Thinking of this, he stood up decisively, walked behind Jia Dongxu, muttered for a while, and then returned to his seat as if nothing had happened!
The old lady must be furious after losing such a huge amount of face, so he just has to wait and see!
This is a brilliant operation, killing three birds with one stone!
Not only will it make He Yuzhu unhappy, it will also make Director Wang feel that the two of them are not doing their job well, and it will also make everyone see clearly that weddings and funerals will not be possible without him, and there will definitely be trouble!
Yi Zhonghai took a bite of the Mu Shu Pork with great relish, and the dish, which originally tasted like chewing wax, became delicious!

It's a pity that Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady forgot one fact, or they are still living in the "glory" of the past!

He and the deaf old lady are no longer the same as they were more than a year ago!

More than a year ago, he was Master Yi, a man with high prestige and a close relationship with the deaf old lady. But because of his age, everyone was wary of him!
But now, not only are they both well-known as prisoners, but their “capitalist” nature is also something people avoid!
Under such circumstances, how could anyone invite them to sit at the table and make it the main table?
It would be fine if they didn't make a fuss, but if they do, no one will stand on their side and they will just be bringing shame upon themselves!

The deaf old lady who was waiting anxiously and Yi Zhonghai who was ready to watch the show were probably destined to be disappointed!
Jia Dongxu was responsible for serving the dishes. After receiving the message from Yi Zhonghai, he wanted to find an opportunity to get this done!
We must listen to Yi Zhonghai’s words, on the contrary, we must listen more obediently and unconditionally!
This guy is a little older, so Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng go on more classes and he goes on less!

Besides Auntie Yang Ruihua, there were only him and a few little kids at the table!
He glanced at the three aunts, saw them fighting, slowly stood up, and disappeared!
When Yang Ruihua finished eating and picked up some food, he found that Jia Dongxu had disappeared. He didn't worry about it, but was secretly happy. It was a great opportunity!

"Wow, the cow is flying in the sky. Whoever can find it will get a reward!"

As Yang Ruihua shouted, the children reflexively looked up to see this wonder!

Unfortunately, I didn’t see the spectacle and the Mu Shu Pork on the table disappeared!
The moment the children looked up, Yang Ruihua quickly packed the Mushu meat into a special cowhide bag and handed it to Yan Jiefang. The second son took it and ran, disappearing at the Chuihua Gate in an instant!
This skillful movement was noticed by senior brother Sun Hao!
He shook his head and smiled. Maybe this family had rehearsed it at home.

Otherwise, why would the child react so quickly?
Then I ignored it. There are people like this everywhere.
There are people everywhere who are only concerned with packing up their own food to take home and eat alone. There are also some in their village, but they just see the truth but don't say anything!

Such people are not only despised by others, but also very risky!

If you meet someone with a good temper, you may just laugh it off and it will become a topic of conversation later!
If you meet someone with a bad temper, not only is it embarrassing to start scolding him on the spot, but no one will sit at the same table with him in the future. Moreover, such glorious deeds may be passed down from generation to generation, bringing disgrace to the family tradition!
Yang Ruihua didn't notice this scene, and even if he did, he probably wouldn't blush, right?

Jia Dongxu slipped to the backyard without leaving a trace and conveyed Yi Zhonghai's words to the deaf old lady. The old lady was furious!

She said she had been waiting for such a long time, and finally someone came to invite her!
So, those two bastards Liu Haizhong and Xu Fugui are the ones causing trouble!

The deaf old lady's face turned pale. She straightened her clothes, took her walking stick and went out!
She must seek justice, otherwise such situations will happen again in the future!

It's so embarrassing. When I thought about how I was putting on airs and fantasizing about eating half an elbow, others were already eating it with hearty pleasure. I'm over 60 years old, and I've never felt so embarrassed!

Seeing the angry look on the deaf old lady's face, Jia Dongxu had already run away!
He didn't want to get involved. If Yi Zhonghai hadn't ordered him to do so, he wouldn't even bother coming here!

The old lady at this moment is a waste, and it makes him feel sick just to look at her for any longer!

Yan Bugui was looking at the Four-Happiness Meatballs and was getting a little impatient!
Unfortunately, I ate too fast and burned my mouth. In a panic, I saw the angry deaf old lady!

Then I remembered that I didn’t see this person, and I immediately felt bad!
He stood up and ran as fast as he could to Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng who had just served the dishes, and muttered to himself!
The two men nodded, put the plates next to the table legs, and quickly ran towards the deaf old lady!
In addition to serving dishes, they also have an important task, which is to prevent anyone from making trouble!

Yan Bugui said that the deaf old lady was going to make trouble, so she had to be dragged away!
The two men ran to the deaf old lady, and before the old lady could react, one on each side, held her armpits and ran away. Yan Bugui nodded with satisfaction!
Yi Zhonghai was stunned. Could it be that he had expected this?

If Jia Zhang was there, he could still think he was on guard against Jia Zhang, but Jia Zhang was not there at all, so who could he be on guard against?
The action was so quick, surely it must have been rehearsed?

Could it be that Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong already knew that someone would cause trouble?
Based on this reasoning, wouldn't it be logical not to invite him and the deaf old lady?

He Yuzhu doesn't have the time. The only ones who can plan this are Liu Xu or Yan who eats meatballs!
Yi Zhonghai was furious, but he didn't dare to vent his anger. It would be even more embarrassing if he was also dragged away!
Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi dragged the deaf old lady to her home. As soon as they went out, they saw that the old lady seemed to be persistent!
"Guangqi, what should we do?"

"Haha, just keep an eye on it and wait for me!"

Liu Guangqi's eyes lit up, he shouted, turned around and ran!

After searching through all the drawers and cabinets at home, I finally found the big lock for the door!
Liu Guangqi locked the deaf old lady's door from the outside, clapped his hands and smiled triumphantly!
"Haha, Guangqi, you're really awesome, let's go over there quickly!

It’s probably time to get to the elbow, and the elbow must be ours!”

Yan Jiecheng was overjoyed, as the problem was solved once and for all. Then he thought of the banquet and the pork elbow and became eager!

"Let's go. We haven't eaten the main course yet. Take the pork elbow directly to the kitchen and we'll eat it after it's served!"

"That's right, that's right!"

The two went back happily, but the poor deaf old lady hadn't eaten or drunk anything except the breakfast that Qin Huairu brought her!
Thinking about how everyone was eating and drinking so much that she didn't even get to drink the soup, and that the little bastard was locked in there, she immediately got furious and started cursing!

Yi Zhonghai observed the movements in the backyard and saw Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi coming back happily, and he sneered!
The old lady is not someone who gives up easily. Just wait, this matter is not over yet!
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Xu Fugui hummed "The Sun Rises" with a red face, and Liu Haizhong was even more unbearable when he sang "I Stand on the City Tower!"

Wang Dana was in a similar situation. He had a low alcohol tolerance to begin with, and was defeated when faced with three wine jars!
The scene became a 'gathering of heroes' of Lou Zhenhua, Yang Weimin and Lao Li. Even He Yuzhu admired the drinking capacity of the three of them, as he could never compare to them!

The three ladies covered their heads and ate meat, completely ignoring the people who were drinking!

At this time, the hot and sour soup came. After the main course, it was time for the soup!

He Yuzhu stood up and made sure everyone had a bowl of soup. The hot and sour soup has the effect of stimulating the appetite and relieving greasiness, and it is just right to drink it at this time!
I have to say that the order in which dishes are served at a banquet is quite a science. After the main course comes the soup, with hot and sour soup and egg soup being the main dishes!
After the soup dishes comes the beets, as the name suggests, the essence of which is sweetness!

Under the current conditions, we can only have candied sweet potatoes, otherwise candied bananas will be fine!

As time went by, the three of them had drunk almost enough!
As the saying goes, after three rounds of dishes and five kinds of wine, how can we not sing a song?

"We haven't seen each other for a long time. We're having a good time drinking this time. How about singing a song?"

When Lao Li saw that everyone had almost finished drinking, he wanted to disband. Since they were all comrades, they must end the party by singing a song!

Even though Lou Zhenhua could be considered a comrade-in-arms, the scene of delivering supplies under the artillery fire is still vivid in my mind!
"Haha, okay, sing a song!"

Yang Weimin and Lou Zhenhua sang in unison. In this situation, they had to sing a song!
Not for anything else, just for happiness. I haven’t had such a good drink in a long time!
"Our soldiers are winning victory after victory, let's sing this song!

Be strong, be brave, be ready! "

"With great vigor and vigor, we cross the river..."

Yang Weimin and Lou Zhenhua started singing immediately, Lao Li also joined in, and even the three people who were slightly drunk joined in!

This is no longer singing, it's a roar, a roar from the chest!

With the joining of these three people, the number of voices echoing gradually increased, and finally it turned into a chorus of everyone in the compound!

He Yuzhu stood up and walked to the door. He saw that all the old people and children in the compound were singing loudly. The eldest brother Sun Hao was also singing while tapping a spoon. Everyone was singing!
Some women have started sobbing, probably because they are thinking of the cutest people!
We sang it over and over again. What we were singing was not a song, but a song about our lovely soldiers. What we were shouting was not a song, but a shouting at the people who bullied us!

The patriotism of the Chinese people is engraved in their bones. No matter how time passes, it has never changed. Just look at the scene and you will know!
Only He Yuzhu knew that soon they would welcome that group of lovely people, because victory was about to come!

Of course, there are also many soldiers who sleep on the battlefield. It will not be until sixty or seventy years later that they will return home solemnly wearing the national flag!

Monthly tickets, monthly tickets, I haven't seen monthly tickets for a long time. It's almost the end of the month, brothers, please give me some monthly tickets! Thanks from the Lone Wolf!
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