It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 680 Liu Zheng: I'm Not Clean Anymore

"There's no need to be so formal. I'm actually very approachable."

Britain spoke up.

Its tone of voice is still strange; before, it was feigned gentleness and deliberately acted rough, but now it is rough with an unconscious femininity.

It's not so much disgusting as it is just unsettling.

"It wasn't that I was being reserved; the British minister's imposing presence was like the blazing sun overhead, making me afraid to look him in the eye."

Liu Zheng said.

"Do you usually flatter people like this?"

A slight smile appeared on Britain's lips.

"That won't do, my boss will kick me with his hooves."

he laughed.

"Hahaha."

Britain understood his double entendre.

“Niu Ma, let me have this newcomer. Our customer service department is in dire need of someone with such a good sense of humor.”

Britain said to the cattle and horses.

"Sure, I don't mind. Go to the boss and submit a report, see if she approves it."

Niu Ma sneered.

"What? The delivery department can't operate anymore without one new person?"

Britain said this deliberately.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm just a useless piece of trash now. I can't get anything done without a new guy, so what?"

He said in a loud and boisterous manner.

"You're a department head, can't you have some shame?"

Britain was also quite helpless about the direct deployment of cattle and horses.

"Nonsense, you dress smartly every day, eat and drink well in private rooms, people would think you're the customer, of course you care about your image. I wear a yellow vest every day, delivering food in the wind and sun, what do I need to care about my image? If I cared about my image, I wouldn't be delivering food, I would be working as your subordinate in the customer service department."

The ox and horse said in a sarcastic tone.

"Forget it, the customer service department is too small to accommodate someone as big as you. Besides, I've finally managed to straighten out the atmosphere in the customer service department, I can't let you corrupt it again."

Britain shook its head.

"From what you're saying, you're very dissatisfied with your previous job in Ottawa."

The ox and horse seized upon the loophole in its words.

"That's a chronic problem left over from countless customer service department heads, not just a problem with Minister Ottawa's goose. Instead of sowing discord here, you should reflect on why your delivery department is struggling to survive."

Britain sneered.

Although the delivery department has few employees, it's not always a two-person operation, and often there's only one person in charge.

"Can you blame me? It was like this when I first came to the delivery department. The new recruits after me were all terrible at it. I gave them the easy orders, but they still failed every time I delivered one."

The cattle and horses cried out in protest.

"The new employees in the restaurant are all screened, and their quality shouldn't differ too much. How come we can manage the new employees well, but you can't? As a leader, you should first reflect on your own problems."

Britain does not accept its claim.

"Really? You want to see this kid repeat what you just said?"

"It's just a matter of time," Niu Ma said calmly.

"He's an exception."

Britain looked at Liu Zheng, who had an innocent look on his face, and didn't know how to explain it for a moment.

He's only been with the company for eleven days, but he's already quite well-connected inside the restaurant, and apparently he's doing very well outside as well.

What was it doing eleven days into its employment? It seems it was still listening to those second-class waiters bragging.

"Humph."

The ox and horse grunted smugly twice, then pretended to go to sleep.

"Ahem, Minister of Britain, this is just a small token of my appreciation, please accept it."

Seeing Britain's face darken, Liu Zheng quickly presented the boiled elephant whip.

Britain opened the lunchbox, glanced at its thickness and length, and nodded in satisfaction.

"That's thoughtful of you. So, what do you need from me?"

it asked.

"No, no. It was just to express my admiration for you."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Oh? I've heard that you humans have a saying that it's better to burn a cold stove than a hot one. Do you think I'm a cold stove in your eyes?"

The British language is barbed.

"For me, there is no such thing as a cold or hot spot, only whether or not someone is worth befriending. And you, Minister Britain, are undoubtedly a senior figure worth befriending."

He replied calmly.

"Not bad, really good."

The British applauded enthusiastically, making no attempt to hide their admiration for Liu Zheng, in every sense of the word.

"However, I don't like accepting gifts from others for nothing, because it's troublesome to remember favors. Hmm, you're lucky, this is all I have with me."

It touched its pocket and took out a handkerchief folded into a triangle.

"gave it to you."

Britain handed the handkerchief to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng took the handkerchief, and the item description immediately popped up.

Name: British Private Handkerchief (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: When used, it can remove a specific status effect from a player, but cannot exceed the player's ability limit."

Note: Who says handkerchiefs have to be used to wipe your face?

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"nice one!"

His eyes lit up.

The ability to specifically remove buffs is already quite useful, and the fact that it doesn't have to be a negative buff makes it even more useful.

After all, there are no fixed formations in warfare, and water has no fixed shape; sometimes, positive buffs can have negative effects.

"Thank you, Minister of Britain."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

"These things aren't given away for free. Keep an eye out for suitable candidates for me while I'm out there; you know the criteria."

Britain gave him a knowing look.

"Huh? That rich woman's impotent?"

Liu Zheng was shocked.

Even a super-sexy auntie who can suck up dirt while sitting down can't stand Britain, is that secondhand big root that strong?

"It'll be soon. Besides, it gets boring doing the same person all the time; we need to change things up."

Britain made no attempt to hide its opinion.

"Understood, I will keep an eye out for you."

He said bravely.

"Very good. Remember, this is not only helping me, but also helping yourself."

Britain patted him, said hello to the cattle and horses, and then turned and left.

"yue!"

After it walked away, Liu Zheng immediately tore off a piece of paper and vigorously rubbed the spot that had just been touched.

"Hahaha, serves you right. Serves you right for being so eager to please. I bet you'll get what's coming to you one day."

The cows and horses were laughing so hard they could hardly breathe.

"Boss, if you keep gloating, I'll make a life-size replica of you and give it to it."

He said it expressionlessly.

"You dare!"

The cows and horses immediately stopped laughing.

"Humph."

Liu Zheng smiled noncommittally and then walked out of the lounge.

Opening the food box on the food cart, you'll find a plate of sliced, roasted lamb kidneys, about a dozen slices in total.

On the surface, they look like ordinary lamb kidneys, but they are quite large, each about the size of a fist.

Name: Grilled Lamb Kidneys (One Serving, Single Use)

Type: Item

Quality: Average

"Effect: Restores a small amount of stamina after use."

"Note: If you're rich, you have to eat kidneys!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"It doesn't even improve sexual performance."

He curled his lips.

Liu Zheng realized that the food delivered under duress was of a higher quality than what was ordered voluntarily.

What is this, a last meal before someone's execution?

After leaving the restaurant and getting into the hearse, his first stop was not the clinic, but the Taipei Gold Building again.

Upon arriving at the entrance, I saw that the security guard had been replaced by a middle-aged man with slanted eyebrows.

The man with the slanted eyebrows seemed to sense Liu Zheng's gaze and looked up to meet his eyes.

"Captain, Captain, that delivery guy is here again!"

The man with the bushy eyebrows suddenly picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted.

Less than a minute later, the orc security captain arrived at the door with a large group of security guards.

"You little brat, you dare to come back? You really don't take us seriously."

The orc captain's eyes widened, and white steam billowed from his green nostrils.

"What is this leader's name?"

Liu Zheng asked with a smile.

"What the hell do you call me?"

The orc captain said angrily.

"Captain, Captain, don't swear, it's a five hundred yuan fine for each offense."

One of the team members whispered a reminder in its ear.

"Ahem, what do you call me?"

The orc captain coughed twice, then changed his tune.

"Let's get to know each other. Having more friends means having more options. I'm not here to deliver food this time. Look, I don't have any food on me."

Liu Zheng opened the delivery box to show it.

"If you don't believe me, you can search me," he said generously, fearing the orc captain still wouldn't believe him.

"No need. If you're not delivering food, what are you doing here?"

The orc captain asked with a hint of disbelief.

"I promised the person I was delivering food to that I would fulfill her last wish if she died, so I came to check if she was dead."

Liu Zheng replied.

"He's not dead. If he were dead, I wouldn't be wasting my breath talking to you; I would have just arrested him."

"The orc captain said irritably."

"You should know her office phone number, right? Could you please help me get in touch with her?"

He needs to confirm this himself.

"inconvenient."

The orc captain said without hesitation.

"Is it convenient?"

Liu Zheng stuffed a wad of money into its pocket.

"If I make things convenient for you, then things become inconvenient for me."

The orc captain softened his tone, but still refused his request.

“There’s nothing inconvenient about this, right? You must have encountered similar situations before. You can call Manager Huang and ask her if she’d like to talk to me.”

He persisted.

"this one"

The orc captain's expression shifted.

"By the way, where did that two-headed ogre security guard go?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You have the nerve to say that? It's all because of you that he's been fired, and we've had half a month's salary deducted from our pay."

The orc captain got angry again.

"It's alright, I'll make up for whatever amount was deducted."

He comforted.

"You? Do you know how many security guards we have?"

"The orc captain said dismissively."

It knew this kid had a little money, but the entire security team's salary for half a month couldn't be covered by tens of thousands of yuan.

"It's okay, just give me a number."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"Are you serious, kid?"

The orc captain looked at him suspiciously.

“I never fake anything. It seems my reputation isn’t well-known enough in your security circle; you’ve never even heard of my exploits.”

he said regretfully.

But thinking about it, it makes sense. After all, the Metropolitan Area is so big, and he only blew up a few floors of an office building, not an entire building.

"Forget it, if I take your money, the company will just deduct even more from it later."

The orc captain hesitated before speaking.

"what?"

The team members were somewhat reluctant to part ways.

"What do you mean, 'eating a pie falling from the sky'? Aren't you afraid of being poisoned?"

The orc captain roared.

It's clear that it has a high level of prestige.

After it roared at them, the other team members dared not utter a sound.

"I understand. Could you please tell me the address of that two-headed ogre?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You've already caused it to resign, and you still want to completely destroy it?"

"The orc captain roared."

"You misunderstood. I was planning to introduce it to a job."

He explained.

"What job?"

“I have a friend who owns a large bathhouse on Bath Street. I can introduce him to a job as a security guard there. The salary and benefits will definitely not be worse than here.”

Liu Zheng said.

"What bathhouse?"

"Haha, have you ever heard of that?"

he asked.

No, have you heard of it?

The orc captain turned around and asked.

"Captain, I know, I have a relative who works on Bath Street, which seems to be one of the top ten baths."

One of the team members raised his hand and said.

"Are you really that kind?"

The orc captain could hardly believe it.

"I will repay the same kindness to anyone who has helped me."

Liu Zheng said.

"How could there be such an idiot in the Metropolis?"

The orc captain said instinctively.

"I don't think so. The bigger the storm, the more valuable the fish. If I can make a path that no one else can take work, my profits will naturally be greater than everyone else's."

He shook his head.

"He's crazy. Old Feng, Xiao Ma, you two stay here and watch over him."

After the orc captain finished cursing, he went inside.

"Yes, Captain."

The two security guards who were named stayed behind, one of whom was the relative who worked on the bathhouse street.

"Thank you Captain."

Liu Zheng bowed to the orc captain, regardless of whether the orc could see him or not.

"please."

The two security guards cleared the way and became much more polite.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng followed them to the work area, where one of the security guards picked up a phone and dialed a number.

"Manager Huang, a deliveryman from a bloody restaurant is looking for you. Do you want to answer the phone?"

"I asked the security guard."

"Okay, then I'll give him the phone."

The security guard handed the microphone to Liu Zheng.

"You really came back."

Manager Huang's voice sounded very weak.

"If you didn't believe I would come back, you wouldn't have agreed to my conditions, would you?"

"Ha, did I even have a choice back then?"

Manager Huang sneered.

"At least you chose the right one. Write down my number."

He gave out his number.

"Although you're not dead, I can still do you a small favor. Contact me if you need anything. By the way, my name is Liu Zheng. What's yours?"

he asked.

"My name is Huang Jie."

After a moment of silence, Manager Huang spoke.

"Okay, I got it. Goodbye."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

"Mr. Liu?"

The older security guard hesitated before calling out.

"No need to be so polite, just call me Brother Liu."

he laughed.

"Don't dare."

The old security guard said hurriedly.

Those who can work in a place like the Taipei Gold Building are naturally good at reading people.

Now that it's confirmed Liu Zheng isn't here to cause trouble, their attitude has naturally made a complete 180-degree turn.

“Gurgle lives in Unit 2, Building 7 of Sunshine Community, basement 102. It should be home right now.”

The old security guard said.

Since the orc captain had allowed them to stay, he naturally acquiesced to them telling Liu Zheng the address of the two-headed ogre.

"Do you have a pen and paper?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Now that he has more and more things to do, he no longer blindly trusts his memory.

"There are some."

The old security guard handed him paper and a pen.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng wrote down the address and put it in his pocket.

"Just a small token, nothing more."

He took out a few banknotes and put them into the notebook.

"No need, no need, we're very strict here."

The old security guard gave him a wink.

"Alright then, I'll have Gugu Lulu treat you to a meal later."

Liu Zheng did not insist.

"This works, this works."

The old security guard agreed with a broad smile.

"Thank your captain for me, I'm leaving."

He walked out of the Taipei Gold Building and drove to the clinic.

(End of this chapter)