It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 679 Goodbye Britain

"That was more than ten years ago. Speaking of which, it has something to do with Red Pig."

Niu Ma, holding the wine offered by Liu Zheng, began to tell a story.

"Oh? What's your relationship with him?"

Liu Zheng is responsible for the straight man role.

"Back then, wasn't it trying to smuggle itself across the border? Although I didn't approve of its idea, I would scout out the location for it when I had time."

The ox and horse spoke cryptically.

The so-called "reconnaissance" naturally refers to finding places where the border management bureau's defenses are relatively lax.

"Once when I was scouting the area, I noticed a guy acting suspiciously, so I secretly followed him."

It went on to say that...

"Boss, how can you say someone's acting suspiciously?"

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"Mind your own business. Do you want to hear this or not?"

The ox and horse glared at each other.

"I want to hear it, I want to hear it, you tell me, you tell me."

He quickly replied.

"Shut up if you want to hear it, or I'll shove the bottle in your mouth."

Niu Ma shook the wine bottle in his hand and threatened.

Liu Zheng made a gesture as if he were sewing his mouth shut.

"I followed him around for hours, and then he couldn't hold back anymore and asked me why I was following him."

"At first I thought he was bluffing me, but when I saw him staring in the direction where I was hiding, I knew I had indeed been exposed."

"Since that's the case, I'll show myself then, and I'll get straight to the point and ask him if he also wants to smuggle himself out of the country."

"He said yes, so I said we can cooperate and share intelligence."

"He said okay, but the next second he threw a spell at me."

"How could I tolerate this? First, I dodged the spell with a quick, powerful move, then I used a powerful downward strike to pin him down, and then a farmer punched him so hard that even his own mother wouldn't recognize him."

The ox and horse described it vividly.

"What's the end?"

Seeing that there was no further explanation, Liu Zheng pressed for more details.

"Finally, of course, we searched the body. I must say, that old guy had a lot of good stuff on him, enough to save me ten years of hard work."

"I'm so proud of myself," Niu Ma said smugly.

Actually, that's an understatement; at least half of its current strength comes from that wave of sudden wealth.

"Is there anything related to iron-eating beasts?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Are you deaf? I just said I've never even seen a metal-eating beast, how would I know anything related to them?"

The ox and horse remained silent.

"Haha, I forgot, I forgot. Wait a minute, I'll have the doctor take a picture and send it to you."

He gave an awkward laugh and called the doctor.

"Doctor, please take a picture of Abao and send it to my boss."

"That's what Liu Zheng said after the call connected."

"it is good."

The doctor hung up the phone and quickly sent a multimedia message to Niu Ma.

"Oh, so this is a metal-eating beast. I must say, it does look quite chewy."

The cattle and horses are getting a little hungry.

"This is the only one left, so don't even think about it, boss. I'll get you something more substantial later. Do you remember now?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I do remember now, but the item is no longer in my possession; I sold it to Napoleon."

Niu Ma scratched his head and said.

"What is it?"

"A complete skin."

"The ox and horse said."

"Damn, has it already turned into aspic?"

He considered the worst-case scenario.

"How would I know?"

The ox and horse shrugged.

"Boss, quickly call my Napoleon and ask if the leather is still there."

Liu Zheng said urgently.

"It's just a pelt, it's not alive, what's the rush? Are you planning to give it to it so it can remember the bear?"

"The cows and horses complained."

"At least it's something to look forward to. You have a family, clan, and future, boss, but you should also consider those who don't."

"You're lecturing me now?"

Niu Ma glared at him, but still called Bai Yu Ji.

"Hey, do you remember the piece of leather I sold to you a few years ago?"

"That bearskin, black and white with patterns."

"Yes, that one. Do you still have it?"

"Why would I need that thing? It's for the newbie. He just took in a new underling, who's the same race as that skin, something like Iron-Eating Beast."

"Now that the entire race is wiped out, I want to take the hide back as a keepsake."

"None of your business. My underlings are my underlings too. You want to recruit outsiders as your underlings? Do you even have the ability?"

Niu Ma retorted and then hung up the phone.

Seeing his expression, Liu Zheng wisely refrained from asking what Napoleon had said.

After waiting a few minutes, there was a knock on the door.

He hurried over to open the door, and there stood Bai Yuji outside, carrying a snakeskin bag.

"You've come at just the right time. I'm preparing to make a batch of aspic for later use."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"That's perfect. Head Chef, name your price."

Liu Zheng laughed.

"No need, that will settle your claim for purchasing the wine."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Thank you, head chef. Actually, I'd like to buy another piece of leather from you."

He told it about the Black Skull's request.

"Have."

The white-feathered chicken nodded.

"What about the price?"

"I don't need money. If you want the leather, you have to trade it for the leather."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"What kind of skin does the head chef need?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Anything is fine, as long as it's high-quality. If you can get another skin of a god or monster, I can give you the most suitable skin for painting."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Then let's forget about it. It doesn't really need to be that nice."

Last time, even with three helpers—White Feather Chicken, Dragonfly Captain, and Sphinx—he used up all his trump cards before finally defeating the Divine Monster.

If this happened again, his newly accumulated wealth probably wouldn't be enough to sustain him.

"You always say that, and the result is... haha."

The white-feathered rooster gave a mocking laugh, threw down the snakeskin bag, and turned to leave.

"Wait, boss, what did that laughter mean just now?"

Liu Zheng was inexplicably annoyed.

"hehe."

The cattle and horses let out the same laugh and went back to lie down in the hay.

"A bunch of weirdos, I curse you to always have diarrhea when you're constipated."

He mentally gave himself two middle fingers.

Open the snakeskin bag, and inside is a folded piece of iron-eating animal hide.

The skin is very intact and well-preserved. Once it's stuffed inside, it will become a lifelike iron-eating beast.

"I must say, he does look quite like your new underling."

The cattle and horses saw it from afar and said.

"Really? I didn't see that coming."

Liu Zheng looked at it carefully and said.

After all, they are all pandas, and apart from their size, they look pretty much the same.

In reality, zookeepers can distinguish which pandas they are responsible for, but it is difficult for them to distinguish which ones are not under their responsibility.

"What kind of eyes do you have? What kind of eyes do I have? Is there any comparison?"

The ox and horse took the opportunity to give him another look of contempt.

This guy's progress is too exaggerated. If we don't take advantage of him while he's still in the newbie phase, he'll be the one being mocked after he leaves the newbie phase.

"Okay, okay, you have big eyes, so you've sucked on some garlic."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

He examined the hide again and discovered that it belonged to a female iron-eating beast.

According to Niu Ma, this iron-eating beast should be A Bao's relative, or even its mother.

Why does he keep doing this kind of thing—delivering the corpses of his loved ones to others? This is the third time, including the red pig's wife and the cow and horse's father. Considering he's an orphan himself, it all becomes rather darkly humorous.

"Ugh."

Liu Zheng sighed and put the iron-eating beast hide into the headless mandarin duck pouch.

He was about to go back to his little horse to sit and play some games when Yuan Bao'er called.

"Mr. Liu spent 200,000 yuan to personally deliver takeout; that's quite a generous gesture."

The call connected, and Yuan Bao'er teased.

"President Yuan, please stop making fun of me. Besides me, what other fool would want to spend money on a job, and so much at that?"

Liu Zheng smiled wryly.

"Haha, isn't that what makes you stand out from the crowd, Mr. Liu?"

Yuan Bao'er smiled.

"Actually, I've always wanted to interact with you all as an ordinary person, but unfortunately, my strength doesn't allow it."

Since she wouldn't let go, Liu Zheng simply started pretending too.

"Alright, alright, stop bragging. I've got the money ready. When are you coming to collect it?"

Yuan Bao'er couldn't take it anymore.

"Send someone to deliver this to me, and order some takeout while you're at it."

He said confidently.

He allocated a quota of 40 million to Yuan Bao'er, who could earn at least 20 million, more than enough to buy takeout once.

"Okay, then I'll send the fourth brother. Where should we meet?"

Yuan Bao'er asked.

"The clinic, Fourth Brother knows the place."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and then said.

"Okay, then I'll get ready to go."

Yuan Bao'er hung up the phone.

"If you dare to embezzle my share again, I'll shoot you out with my arrows."

The oxen and horses raised their hooves in a threatening manner.

"Don't worry, I guarantee you'll have plenty to drink."

he replied.

After playing games on the stool for a while, Ghost Hand pushed open the movable wooden board.

This time it didn't even come in; it just dropped the takeout order and ran away. It seems Liu Zheng scared it quite a bit last time.

"Is it really that exaggerated? It makes me feel like there's a monster or a flood."

He walked over silently and picked up the takeout order.

"Dish: One serving of roasted lamb kidneys"

Address: 'Imhotem' Clinic

"Orderer: Manager Si"

Time Limit: One Hour

"Another lover of aphrodisiac ingredients."

Liu Zheng shook his head, opened the Legendary Delivery Box, and took out a copy of the previous delivery order.

Name: Blanched Elephant Whip (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: Restores a small amount of stamina upon use, permanently increases sexual ability slightly, and has a certain probability of entering a 'heat' state when attacking."

"Note: Elephants are of course reasonable, rhinoceroses are not out of the question either, but isn't a crocodile a bit too much? And what the heck is a cheetah?"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Eros: The player will become estrous to any living or non-living thing in front of them that meets their basic estrus conditions and will make a will check. If the check fails, the player will temporarily lose control of their body until their sexual desire is satisfied."

"this thing."

He stared at the "thing" in front of him, which was thicker than his arm, and fell into deep thought.

Permanently enhancing sexual ability is certainly a good thing, as it can strengthen the two powerful skills of "sexual excess leading to disaster" and "permanent cure through circumcision".

However, the added "heat" status is a bit of a problem. Not only does it affect combat, but if the heat is successful, then both of his skills are useless.

"Forget it, I can't bring myself to eat it anyway."

Liu Zheng finally decided to give up.

There are plenty of items in the metropolis that can enhance sexual performance; there's no need to use something with side effects.

"Speaking of which, it's been a long time since we've had any dealings with Britain."

He secretly thought.

After all, the other party is one of the three giants, and as long as he works in the restaurant, he will inevitably have to deal with the other party.

Furthermore, the customer service department also produces cosplay costumes, which are top-notch items for supermodels.

"Hey bro, do you want this?"

Liu Zheng showed the elephant whip to the oxen and horses.

"Who are you calling a jerk? I'm incredibly strong right now, I don't need this kind of thing."

The cattle and horses resolutely refused.

"Then you call Britain for me, and I'll deliver it there."

He said.

"What do you want from that dead eunuch this time?"

The ox and the horse asked.

"Nothing's wrong."

"Why are you fawning over it for no reason? You're crazy."

The ox and horse cursed.

"Human relationships are a slow and steady process. If you don't burn incense regularly but only pray to the gods when you need something, the gods will either strike you with lightning or raise your prices."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Tch, as long as you're strong enough, you don't need to worship gods at all. It's more like the gods are worshipping you."

The ox and horse pursed their lips.

"We need to do both things well. Hurry up and fight, I still have to deliver food."

He urged.

"This is fucking annoying. Give me another bottle of Gold Label, or don't expect me to make a call for you next time."

The cattle and horses took the opportunity to extort money.

"It's easy to talk about."

It's just a bottle of gold label; he could afford a hundred bottles now.

Of course, if Niu Ma wanted a hundred bottles of Gold Label, it wouldn't be a matter of just making a phone call.

"Hey, the new guy needs to talk to you."

After the call connected, Niu Ma said one sentence and handed the phone to Liu Zheng.

"It's been a while since I received your greeting, newbie."

"Britain said in a rough voice."

"I'm sorry, Minister of Britain, it's my fault for not being able to balance my daily work with serving you."

Liu Zheng said respectfully.

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The British were speechless for a moment, while the cattle and horses stood in awe.

Having worked in the restaurant industry for so many years, he had never seen anyone flatter him to this extent.

"Since your attitude was somewhat sincere, I will forgive you this time, but this will not happen again."

Britain barely managed to suppress a laugh.

"Thank you for the British minister's kindness."

Liu Zheng even bowed.

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Britain asked.

"I managed to get my hands on a plate of boiled elephant penis. After much thought, I realized that only a macho man like you, Minister of Britain, could enjoy it, so I made this special call to you."

He said.

"Yes, your consideration is correct. In view of your sincerity, the minister will come and collect it personally."

Britain pretended to ponder.

"You've worked hard, Minister."

Liu was waiting for Britain to hang up the phone.

But soon, it attacked again.

"Open the door."

Britain only said two words before hanging up the phone.

"They were already at the door, couldn't they just knock? Why did they have to make a phone call? What a show-off."

The ox and horse cursed.

"Alright, alright, here's another bottle of Gold Label for you."

Liu Zheng reassured her.

The ox and horse immediately shut their mouths.

He smiled, walked over, and opened the door.

A minotaur dressed in a magnificent suit stood outside, looking down at him.

It was adorned with an equally magnificent gold belt, but its position was slightly lower and its bulge was also a bit higher.

Despite being minotaurs, the British don't have the same honest and savage feel as Niu Daji. Instead, they are like a letter opener, reserved yet sharp.

"Thank you for taking the time to come, Your Excellency British Minister."

Liu Zheng withdrew his gaze and bowed deeply.

(End of this chapter)