It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 589: Oxen and Horses: Now that things have come to this, let’s take a shit first
"Hello, Mr. Liu."

Li Ziming called out politely, with excitement still lingering in his tone.

"Hello, Xiao Mingzi."

Liu Zheng said.

"Uh, it's Xiao Ziming."

Li Ziming couldn't help but corrected.

"Oh. Did you have fun, Mingzi?"

he asked casually.

"It's fun! The creatures in the sewers are really weird, even the fish are crooked. But they taste really good. I ate three of them by myself."

Li Ziming said with satisfaction.

"Just have fun. What about what I asked?"

"I found out that there are three groups of people who are looking for trouble with Fengma Mirai."

Li Ziming replied.

"Tsk, this girl is so unlucky. Which three groups of people?"

Liu Zheng sighed.

"One is the leader of her class, one is the most beautiful girl in the class next to her, and one is the top student in her grade."

Li Ziming said.

"What's the reason?"

"The big sister in her class is looking for trouble with her because the class hunk in the next class likes her, and the big sister likes the hunk in the next class."

"The class hunk next to her is causing trouble for her because the class hunk next to her likes her, but she doesn't like the class hunk next to her."

"The top student in her grade is giving her trouble because the top student in her grade is the top student in almost all subjects except math."

Li Ziming said one by one.

".Is your Chinese composition score quite low?"

He said with empty eyes.

"Yeah. Wow, Mr. Liu, how did you know that?"

Li Ziming said in surprise.

"With your low-level writing skills, it would be strange for your composition to get a high score."

He rolled his eyes.

"hey-hey."

Li Ziming smiled embarrassedly.

Although he spoke in a long-winded way, he still made the situation basically clear.

"Then why don't the big sister in her class and the class next door fight each other? Why bother her?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The big sister in her class thinks she is not worthy of being liked by the class hunk next to her, and the class hunk next to her thinks she is not worthy of not liking him. Of course, the most fundamental reason is that she has no one and no money."

Li Ziming shrugged.

As the chief of the Hundred Ghosts Group, Mr. Hachijo is quite rich.

But he and Oma Mirai have a fatal problem, that is, they do not have city household registration.

Most of the students in private schools are children of rich people. If you want to be the boss in a village, you have to be very rich or have very good connections.

It is obvious that Oma Mirai has neither of them. Even if she did, she, being a filial child, would not spend the money on such things.

"Money is not the problem, people are."

Liu Zheng's voice was drawn out.

“People aren’t the problem either.”

Li Ziming answered obediently.

"Can it be done?"

he asked.

"Boss Liu is asking you guys, can you handle it?"

Li Ziming seemed quite high-spirited.

"That's not a problem at all. I've been annoyed with those idiots in the senior year for a long time."

"He's still fucking a horse. I'm going to fuck him today."

"Tell Mr. Liu that if we can't fix this, all of us will go to the sewer and eat shit."

His cronies responded in a noisy manner.

"Very good, then I'll leave this matter to you. Tell me if you need anything. I just want one result, and that is that Ouma can study peacefully in the future and take the college entrance examination."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Yes!"

Li Ziming and his cronies responded loudly.

"Finally I don't have to do the work myself."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng laughed at himself.

Although I was commanding a group of little kids, at least I got to experience the feeling of being a leader.

"It's about time to go to Du Kang Winery."

He took out the shopping list and took a look at it.

Now the white-feathered chicken has to complete the purchasing task, the cow horse, the sycamore tree, the ghost hand, the skinny horse, and the gravekeeper all need to drink fine wine. It is still very cost-effective to complete several commissions in one trip.

It seems that everyone in the metropolis is a drunkard.

But if you are going to go, should you use the three hours allocated for the shopping list, or go during the time it takes for the food to be delivered?

From the perspective of cost-effectiveness, you should definitely go during the delivery time. This way, not only will you get the bonus of the legendary vest, but you will also have more time to do other things.

But since Du Kang Winery is related to dreams, the speed of time flowing there may not be the same as in reality.

If the wine isn't sold out by the time the delivery deadline comes, then we're screwed.

"Let's confirm it."

Liu Zheng called Baiyu Chicken.

"what's up?"

There was a sound of chopping bones from the other end of the line.

"Boss Chef, I want to ask if the speed of time in Du Kang Winery is the same as in reality?"

he asked.

"Different."

The white-feathered chicken's answer was what he expected.

"What is the specific ratio?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I don't know. Sometimes the buyers feel like a whole year has passed, but in reality only ten minutes have passed. But sometimes the buyers feel like only a few minutes have passed, but in reality two hours have passed."

The white-feathered chicken replied.

"What if my three hours aren't enough?"

"If it's due to legitimate reasons, then it's fine. But if it's due to procrastination or personal matters, then you're dead."

The white-feathered chicken said coldly.

"Okay. Oh, and I also got some dill seeds. They're different from regular dill seeds. Are you interested?"

"What's different?"

The white-feathered chicken asked.

"It is said that the fruit is produced by the dill planted by the Great Witch herself. It is infected by her magic power and has an exceptionally rich and special taste."

He repeated what was in the note.

"Wait."

Baiyuji was indeed interested and hung up the phone.

"Open the door."

A minute later, he arrived at the door of the lounge.

"I'm coming."

Liu Zheng quickly opened the door.

“What about dill seeds?”

The white-feathered chicken went straight.

"here."

He pulled out a dill seed bag and handed it to the white-feathered chicken.

"Hmm, this flavor is perfect for making Provencal stew. It also goes perfectly with the giant maggots of the God's Monster."

The white-feathered chicken opened the bag and sniffed it, a look of satisfaction appearing on its face.

"As long as you're satisfied."

"what do you want?"

The white-feathered chicken tied up his pocket and asked.

"I want salmon to go out with me."

Liu Zheng said.

If we have the help of salmon, the journey to the Shiwan Mountains will be more successful.

"No, there's no good reason."

The white-feathered chicken refused without hesitation.

Although the kitchen staff are not almost nailed to the restaurant like the people in the customer service department, their opportunities to go out are also very limited.

Apart from regular purchasing tasks, everything else depends on luck.

This is also the biggest advantage of the takeaway department compared to other departments.

"Then I want to ask you for a light."

Liu Zheng settled for the next best option.

"What fire?"

"Any fire will do, as long as it's of high quality."

he replied.

"How much?"

"Not too much. It's not for use against the enemy."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"The boss also knew about this and gave me a flame."

he added.

"okay."

Hearing this, the white-feathered chicken readily agreed and was about to leave with the bag.

"Wait a moment, Chef."

Liu Zheng quickly called out to it.

"What else?"

"Well, could you please leave some for me? I want to give some to the chef who competed with you in making soup last time." He said embarrassedly.

"This isn't suitable for her, it will just be a waste."

The white-feathered chicken shook its head and refused.

"OK then."

Just as Liu Zheng was feeling regretful, Bai Yu Ji took off his chef's hat again and took out a piece of dried kelp from it.

Liu Zheng took the kelp and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: A Melancholy Kelp"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: The more depressed the eater is, the tastier it tastes.”

“Note: Wow, why do people say I’m kelp? I’m obviously kelp.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"System, you didn't let it go either."

He looked at the name, then at the notes, and couldn't help but complain in his heart.

I feel that the system is sometimes quite tricky, and I don’t know if it’s the same for all players.

"Thank you, Chef Boss."

Liu Zheng thanked him.

White-feathered chickens are generous in doing things, no wonder cows and horses have a good relationship with them.

"Ah."

The white-feathered chicken nodded slightly, then strode away with its head held high.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at this style, look at this square step."

He whispered in praise loudly.

As soon as he finished speaking, the white-feathered chicken's square steps became even squarer.

"Are you jealous? I envy you for being its younger brother."

The big head of the ox and horse came over at some point and spoke in a bad tone.

"How can I compare to you, Napoleon?"

"What's wrong with me?"

Liu Zheng smiled flatteringly, but before he could say anything, the white-feathered chicken suddenly flashed back to the door.

"Napoleon is still slightly inferior in terms of physical strength."

His expression remained unchanged and he took it naturally.

"Humph."

The white-feathered chicken didn't pick a fight with him, but looked at the cows and horses.

"You are indeed injured."

"Bullshit, I'm very strong and fierce, where am I hurt?"

The cows and horses shouted.

"You can hide it from others but not from me. If you weren't injured, you would have come out to join in the fun just now."

The white-feathered chicken sneered.

"I've become more stable, haven't I?"

"You have indeed gained weight. You are at least 200 pounds heavier than before this new person came."

The white-feathered chicken glanced at it and nodded.

"I haven't pooped yet. I'm sure I won't weigh that much after I poop."

Niuma said with some guilt.

"Boss Chef, my boss went to the garbage disposal plant to deliver a takeaway meal."

Liu Zheng took the opportunity to speak.

"A waste treatment plant? Okay, sure."

The white-feathered chicken suddenly looked happy.

"No, I didn't die in there, why are you so happy?"

The cows and horses were a little confused by its laughter.

"If you die in there, I won't have such good ingredients. Come on, follow me back to the kitchen."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Do you think I look like a fool?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

Since it is an ingredient, how could it go to the kitchen? Wouldn't that be like a meat bun hitting a black claw, going there and never coming back?

"I'm just cutting a piece of your flesh. How can your injury heal without removing the rotten flesh? You don't have to go back. Just let me in."

The white-feathered chicken took a step back.

"No."

The cows and horses shook their heads wildly.

"Hurry up, or your takeaway staff meals will only be filled with feces and foot sweat."

The white-feathered chicken threatened.

“Whose feet are sweaty?”

Niuma asked subconsciously.

"Haha, of course it's Bigfoot's."

"Fuck, old hen, you are too vicious, aren't you?"

The cow and horse were so shocked that they shouted out the name they had cursed the white-feathered chicken for.

Is Bigfoot's sweat drinkable? If you pour it on a rock, the rock will vomit it out.

"What did you call me?"

The white-feathered chicken said in a sinister tone.

"I mean, brother Napoleon, given the relationship between us, there's no need to be so cruel, right?"

The cows and horses immediately changed their tune.

"That depends on whether you cooperate or not. In fact, even if you don't, I will ask the boss to ask you to cooperate."

"Oh, it's my bad luck. Come in."

Niuma said helplessly.

"You're smart. Give me 'Angry'."

The white-feathered chicken swaggered into the lounge and stretched out its claws towards Liu Zheng.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng quickly gave "anger" to it.

As soon as the rusty knife fell into the white-feathered chicken's claws, it immediately ignited a raging fire, which made Liu Zheng envious.

"Where is the injury?"

The white-feathered chicken asked.

It can only sense that the cattle and horses are injured, but it doesn't know the exact location.

"here."

The cow and horse reluctantly turned their bodies to the side, revealing the wound on the outside of their hind legs.

“Oh, it’s cucumber sticks.”

"What the hell do you know about biology? It's called the biceps glutealis."

The cows and horses cursed.

"I don't know anything about biology, I only know about food science. Don't move!"

The white-feathered chicken suddenly roared, and its anger rolled up like a thread, and then disappeared, leaving only a long and wide strip of red meat on the knife.

"Now it's your turn. Give me two of your tentacles."

It turned around and said to Liu Zheng.

"It's no problem to give it to you, but which one should I give it to? Chef Boss."

The latter smiled bitterly.

At this moment, in Liu Zheng's eyes, the scene in the lounge had become a mess.

Countless white-feathered chickens of different sizes and shapes appeared everywhere in the lounge, and even many grew in the bodies of cows and horses.

The cows and horses are not much better, and the style of the painting has directly turned into an abstract version of Picasso.

"Ok?"

In the eyes of the white-feathered chicken, there was nothing unusual.

But it knew that Liu Zheng had no reason to lie to it, so it immediately took off its chef's hat and tried to seal the strip of meat in its hand.

However, when it looked into its claws, it found that it had taken off its own head.

"puff!"

The blood gushed out like a geyser, but when it fell it turned into glass-like fragments.

"It's quite interesting. It's worthy of being a garbage disposal plant."

The white-feathered chicken's tone was not one of fear, but rather excitement.

Then it crushed its own head, and then its entire body exploded like a glass statue.

Then, a terrifying suction force emerged from the chef's hat, sucking everything in the lounge into the hat.

“Don’t be confrontational.”

The sound of a white-feathered chicken came from the hat.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng responded and relaxed his body as he was told.

The closer he got to the chef's hat, the smaller his body became. By the time he reached the top of the hat, he was only the size of a small white mouse.

The size of cows and horses is actually smaller than him, only as big as a cockroach.

Just when Liu Zheng thought he was going to swim in the chef's hat, the suction force suddenly stopped and turned into a repulsive force, which flung him and the cows and horses out.

"grass!"

Liu Zheng was hit hard against the wall, and a big bump appeared on his head.

He rubbed his head and looked around, and found that the scene in the lounge had returned to normal.

But the chef's hat was lying alone on the ground, and the white-feathered chicken did not show up.

"Boss, what do we do now?"

He looked at the cows and horses that had returned to their original size.

"Um"

Niuma hesitated for a few seconds and walked in front of the chef's hat.

"It's come to this, let's take a shit first."

Its big buttocks sank and it was about to sit down.

(End of this chapter)