It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 584: The God Who Accepts Everyone Like a Street Prostitute
"Human, do you know what you are talking about?"

Yaksha was almost laughed out of anger by him.

"You just said you wanted to have sex with us, and now you want me to accompany you to deliver food. I am really amazed by the inconsistency of you humans."

"How is this so capricious? Let me ask you, are we enemies?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You have prevented us from recovering the bodies of the Wood Elf kings."

Yasha did not answer directly.

"The bodies of the Wood Elf royal family have been completely absorbed by the French plane tree. Even if you burn the French plane tree, you won't be able to burn out any remains. The target of the contradiction is gone, so the contradiction will naturally disappear."

He shook his head and said.

"Then you force us to obey your command, or else you will destroy us before entering the Shiwan Mountains."

Yasha said again.

"Have you decided now that you will never obey my orders?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"No comment."

Yasha replied coldly.

"No comment means the decision has not been made. If it has not been made, it will not count. Besides, even if we want to eliminate you, that will be tomorrow. It will not affect our partnership today."

He said confidently.

".You beat me in debate, but you can't convince me. I hate you, human, so don't even think about me helping you beyond the agreed terms."

Yaksha couldn't argue with him so he chose to overturn the table.

"It may not be up to you."

Liu Zheng suddenly smiled evilly.

"What? Are you going to use those connections of yours to threaten me again?"

Yasha laughed disdainfully.

"Do you think we can gain a foothold in the slave market without our own connections? Don't let your fish die while our net remains intact."

"If you don't have a good command of idioms, don't use them randomly. It's embarrassing."

He said with empty eyes.

"I don't want to hear any more of your nonsense, human. Contact me when you have something serious to say."

Yasha said as he was about to hang up the phone.

"Have you ever heard of praying incense?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"What it is?"

Yaksha's attention was indeed attracted.

"A rare treasure. As long as you light it and chant the honorific name, any god will help you."

"If I ask the great Bloody Cain to destroy you, do you think he will agree?"

He said maliciously.

"Foolish human, do you think a mere stick of incense can compare to our faith in the Lord of War?"

Yasha sneered.

"What if I also offer my faith to him? He shouldn't only accept the faith of you dark elves, right?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

Generally speaking, these gods that sound crazy at first glance often have no stance at all. They will bless whoever makes them happy.

"Naive human, you don't think that if you offer your faith to God, God will definitely respond to you, right?"

Yasha was amused by his stupidity.

There is a very strict set of rituals for worshipping gods, especially for gods like Red Hand Kane who are close to esotericism.

In a metropolitan city where gods are not welcome, holding a successful sacrifice requires more preparation.

Of course, there are gods who accept everyone like street prostitutes, but the great Lord of War is definitely not among them.

affim!

"But if I use the incense to invite the gods, He will definitely respond to me. Isn't what He wants blood and killing? As a delivery man for a bloody restaurant, these are the things I have the most."

"I have killed gods, gods' monsters, and company executives. I will be leaving the country soon, and it is not impossible for me to massacre an entire world by then."

"And I don't want anything else but your death. Do you want to experience the feeling of being crushed to death by the god you believe in?"

"And the reason is not even because of your blasphemy or betrayal, but because of your arrogance and incompetence."

"Really, it's sad just thinking about it."

Liu Zheng stared at the screen of his mobile phone, as if he was staring at the dark face of Yaksha.

"And funny."

He casually delivered one last powerful blow, hitting the opponent's heart.

"Human, if you..."

"Stop, I'm not finished yet."

Liu Zheng interrupted Yaksha.

"Of course, for my friends, I always respect their culture and beliefs."

he continued.

"Especially a race like the Dark Elves, with such a long history and prosperous civilization."

"If you could hold a grand sacrifice to invite the great Bloody Hand Cain to come, and then let him smell the incense while watching you offer him an unprecedented sacrifice."

"Oh, I don't even dare to think about what kind of reward you can get."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

He let out a grandiose exclamation.

"What kind of unprecedented sacrifice do you mean? Do you have a way for us to leave the country with you?"

Yasha asked.

"Of course not. But I believe you should have a way to collect sacrifices on my behalf, right?"

"Yes, but I find it hard to trust you, human. So far, all you've given me is empty promises."

Yasha said.

"Then put aside your arrogance and suspicion and cooperate with me for once. With the monsters of Mount Oe as a stepping stone, our trust will be much stronger."

Liu Zheng took the opportunity to speak.

"If you are strong enough, human."

After talking so much, Yaksha finally gave in.

"Okay, I'll leave now. You go to Ether Alley and wait for me."

He hung up the phone and left the lounge.

Opening the food box on the dining car, one could see an extra-large enamel pot filled with boiling oil, and in the oil were rows of burnt yellow maggots.

Each maggot is half the size of a fist, with a round body covered with wrinkles, and each wrinkle has tiny and sharp teeth.

"Name: Supreme Oil Seal Giant Maggot (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restores a large amount of physical strength."

"Effect 2: Make up for a small amount of defects."

"Effect 3: Immune to the negative effects of disorderly environment, lasting for ten minutes."

"Note: Maggots are cultivated from the meat of the God-Monster. They are fragrant and soft, bursting with one bite, and are so delicious that you will inhale them like a storm and stamp your feet."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Exemption from the negative effects of disorderly environment? It sounds like it would be useful at the garbage disposal plant."

Liu Zheng was just about to close the lunch box when a large maggot suddenly swung its head and tail, jumped out of the boiling oil and flew directly into his face.

"Damn, he's not dead yet. White-feathered chicken, can you do it?"

He cursed in his mind.

The dish is confit of giant maggots, not giant maggot sashimi.

Despite all the complaints, Liu Zheng quickly pulled the big maggot back.

He is now in a state with the bonus of the legendary vest, and his control of strength is extremely precise.

The pull just happened to pull the big maggot into the enamel pot, causing only a little oil splash.

Then he immediately picked up the lid and closed the enamel pot tightly.

"boom!"

The enamel pot shook for a moment and then returned to calm.

"I wasn't afraid of you when I was alive, and now that I'm dead and turned into a maggot, you still want to cause trouble?"

Liu Zheng sneered.

He put the enamel pot into the legendary takeout box, and to his surprise, the green light came on.

"That's right. We're already eating maggots stuffed in oil. Who cares if they're alive or not?"

Liu Zheng felt ashamed of his shallowness.

"Huh? Maggots seem to be bugs, right?"

He suddenly thought.

So should this food be used to exchange for box spiders for spiritual silk, or should it be saved for use at the garbage disposal plant?
After thinking about it, he decided to give it to the box spider.

After all, the Phoenix Cape would be a perfect quality item if it was sewn again, and it might even be able to achieve a synergistic effect with the French plane tree. The time to go to the garbage disposal plant has not been determined yet, so at worst, they can just order this braised maggots for takeout.

With the amount of meat collected from the white-feather chickens last time, it should be no problem to make dozens of servings.

"Colonel, bring us a car for the special attack against witches."

Liu Zheng called the driver and said.

"Are you sure you're driving and not driving?"

The driver confirmed.

"A literal car. This trip is to Ether Alley to deliver food to Witch Volva."

"I haven't heard of it. The car you want that can attack witches is not available, but there is a car that can defend against dark magic and a car that can defend against white magic. Which one do you want?"

the driver asked.

"The one that's specially protected against dark magic, right?"

He thought for a moment and said.

Judging from the customs of the old city, the people who settled there would not be good people who use white magic.

"it is good."

When I came out of the takeaway channel, a carriage was already parked at the door.

The car body is very small, probably only big enough to fit a refrigerator, and it has no roof.

The horse was also very small, only slightly larger than an adult Alaska, with gray and yellow fur, and ears that were much thinner and longer than those of an average horse, making it look more like a donkey.

"boarding."

The driver, sitting in the groom's seat, raised his chin towards him.

"It's a bit unnecessary to whip such a small horse with such a big whip, isn't it?"

Liu Zheng got on the carriage and complained about the whip on the driver's arm, which was thicker than a nine-section whip.

"Really? Then you can try using your tentacles."

the driver said.

"But I will be charged with damaging the restaurant's property later, right?"

He said alertly.

"If you can break it, I'll give it to you."

The driver pointed to the discipline button on his chest and said.

Liu Zheng took a closer look and found that it turned out to be a miniature cannon model.

Looking more closely, it looks like an old locomotive with a gun barrel inserted on it.

"Name: Miniature Gustav Railway Gun (disposable)"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Perfect"

“Effect: Fire a powerful artillery attack. The shorter the distance the player retreats under the reaction force, the stronger the power of the artillery attack. If the player does not move, the artillery attack will become penetrating damage with a magic-breaking effect.”

"Note: As long as the range is far enough, there is no need to transport it to the front line! So how do you aim it, Dr. Krupp?"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Good guy!"

Penetration plus magic breaking, the youth version has real damage.

If this is fired, wouldn't the cows and horses be covered in bruises?
"It's a word."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles and whipped the horse's butt hard.

"Snapped!"

There was a crisp whipping sound, and the pony didn't move.

"Pfft~"

Perhaps it thought this was impolite, so it farted in response.

"yue!"

Liu Zheng was almost suffocated by the smoke.

"Your horse grew up eating Houttuynia cordata and drinking soy milk, right?"

He fanned away the polluted air and said speechlessly.

"It eats steel, drinks motor oil, and bathes in black magic."

The driver replied.

"You're still so unkempt even after taking a shower. Your hair is all tangled up."

Liu Zheng complained.

"Yeah, it's because I didn't use black magic to take a shower that I'm so dirty."

the driver said.

"唏伦~"

Xiao Ma turned around and nodded seriously.

"So you're taking this opportunity to get your car serviced?"

"It's horses. To be honest, it's all thanks to you. If you weren't stupid and rich, I don't know how often they would be able to come out for a walk."

The driver patted his shoulder, and the pony nudged his tentacles with his head.

"Since you are sincere, Colonel, I will not mind your bad words about me."

Liu Zheng touched Xiao Ma's head and found it was indeed hard.

"set off!"

He said with great vigor.

"Sit tight."

The driver whipped hard, but instead of hitting Xiao Ma, he hit the air.

But the pony obediently spread its hooves and ran in the direction pointed by the whip.

Soon, the carriage arrived at the door of the clinic.

The sphinx was lying on the ground, using its tail to wrap around a ball of yarn and throwing it into the air. After the ball of yarn fell, it caught it with its tail and threw it into the air again, repeating this cycle over and over again.

After feeding a few dried fish, Liu Zheng walked into the clinic.

"Where's Niu Daji? Why didn't he come back with you?"

Dr. Nile asked.

Cleaning lady Xiaomei is only responsible for odd jobs in the clinic, so Niu Daji is really indispensable for running errands.

"There was an accident on the road."

Liu Zheng told him about his encounter with the Arrakis sandworm and took out the ball again.

"This is the nerve ganglion of the Arrakis sandworm. There should be a lot of 'spice' in it. See if you can use it."

"It can definitely be used, but I have never used this type of medicinal material. It will take a long time to develop a new medicine. And once this ball is opened, its value is fixed and is likely to depreciate. I suggest you sell the whole thing."

The Nile doctor's advice was similar to the driver's.

"Do you have a suitable buyer?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Didn't you already make a deal with it?"

Doctor Nile asked rhetorically.

"You mean the doctor bee?"

"Yes."

Doctor Nile nodded.

"It even took my medicine jar and didn't return it. I feel like this guy isn't very reliable."

He complained.

"Of course they will take advantage of some small bargains, but there is nothing wrong with the overall situation. It is a long-standing brand in the field of addictive drugs, and it knows how to skirt the rules. It is much safer to sell 'spice' to it than to anyone else."

Doctor Nile said.

"Okay. What's a good base price?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask someone."

Dr. Nile walked into the inner room with his cell phone and came out after a while.

"According to the market price, the reserve price of your ganglion can be set at five million. But considering that you will still have to deal with the medical bee in the future, you should set the reserve price at three million. After the transaction, you can tell it the truth, and it is up to it to decide whether to open it or sell it."

"Okay, I'll listen to you, doctor."

He nodded.

It's better to give face to the Buddha than to the monk. It's okay to earn two million less for the sake of Doctor Nile's face.

"Ah."

Doctor Nile was very satisfied with Liu Zheng's attitude.

"By the way, the poisonous shit is ready. Do you want it now or what?"

he asked.

"I want it now."

Liu Zheng said.

Of course, it is more reassuring to get the trump card as soon as possible.

(End of this chapter)