It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 583 It’s hard to deliver orders in the old city
"The most cost-effective one is to go to 'Du Kang Wine Shop' and buy wine specially made for spirits."

The gravekeeper said.

"If you get drunk, you won't wake up."

“Is this cost-effective?”

Liu Zheng was a little suspicious.

"You're going there anyway, right? It's just on the way."

"You don't want me to bring you a bar, either?"

He suddenly had an idea.

"You can drink it."

The gravekeeper nodded.

“It’s drinkable.”

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes in his heart.

Of course he knew that the gravekeeper could drink it, but the wine that even the gravekeeper couldn't drink was more than enough to poison an entire farm of cattle and horses.

"Then what kind of wine do you like to drink? I'll buy some for you."

Liu Zheng said.

I am not afraid of the boss asking for too much, I am afraid of the boss not asking for anything.

Compared to other requirements, buying wine is relatively simple.

"I want a light drink."

The gravekeeper said.

"What kind of wine is Guangjiu?"

It sounds like something unusual when you hear the name.

"Where those 'worms' exist, the light wine is not wine, but life itself. Where the light wine flows, life will flourish."

"In the metropolis, the birth and development of life follow their own laws. There are no such forms as 'worms' and 'light wine'."

"But there was once a brewer at Du Kang Winery who was an insect master who moved in from abroad. He relied on his abilities and knowledge about insects to brew a metropolitan version of 'light wine'."

"Just one drop can bring back the dead. Drink the whole cup, and even a mayfly that lives for a day can become an immortal."

The gravekeeper introduced.

"But you are an immortal, right?"

he wondered.

"If there is no life, there is no death. But if I drink a glass of light wine and warm myself by a big fire, I can feel alive again."

The gravekeeper said.

“How long can I experience this?”

"I don't know. But it doesn't matter how long I can experience it. As long as I can experience it again, I will remember it for a long, long time, until the end of my death."

There seemed to be some kind of madness lurking in the gravekeeper's calm tone.

"I don't quite understand, but since it's your request, I'll do my best to meet it."

Liu Zheng scratched his head and said,

The troubles of these big shots were too far away from him.

"You won't suffer any loss. The City Hall is very cautious in exploring the place where the 'worm' is. They may not send people there for hundreds of years, and even if they go there, they may not be able to bring back the 'worm'. Not to mention this extremely rare 'dream'."

"Give this pillow to Du Kang Winery, and not only will you get the wine for free, you may even get the highest purchase quota."

The gravekeeper said.

"So this is what you meant by the best value for money."

"Isn't it? I don't think that resentment is worth more than a glass of light wine. The rest is pure profit for you."

The gravekeeper said.

"Maybe. My Chinese teacher taught me math, so I don't understand it and I'm too lazy to do it."

Liu Zheng smiled and said.

"I only know one calculation, that is, apart from being alive, nothing is more worthwhile than being happy."

"You're not going to kill me just because I can't bring back the light wine, are you?"

he asked cautiously.

“No, this is another requirement.”

The gravekeeper shook his head.

"That's fine. Thank you for your kindness, Mr. Gravekeeper."

Liu Zheng smiled brightly.

"I am always kind to cows that can produce milk. Send him back."

The gravekeeper waved his hand, and the skinny horse that was hanging in the air fell down, lying on the ground with its limbs spread out.

"Mr. Gravekeeper, can I go to the Red Pig's grave first?"

he asked quickly.

"Okay. But."

The gravekeeper paused as if hesitating whether to speak or not.

"But what?"

"I don't think it's a good idea for you to give the pillow to that ghost right now. Their sanity is on the verge of collapse at any time, and they are likely to behave irrationally."

For example, forcing Chihaya to sleep causes the host's soul to be awakened.

"I see. Thank you for your reminder."

"Ah."

The gravekeeper nodded slightly, then disappeared from sight whistling melodiously.

When the skinny horse saw his master leaving, he immediately stood up with a somersault.

"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Ma. How about I give you a massage?"

Liu Zheng said attentively.

"Xilulu?"

The skinny horse looked at his own bony body, then looked at his tentacles, his eyes full of suspicion.

"Don't worry, there are massage methods for strong people and thin people, and we guarantee that you will get the massage right."

He patted his chest and said.

The skinny horse seemed to believe what Liu Zheng said, and fell to the ground with its hoof twisted.

"唏伦~"

It blew twice with its thick lips, as if saying, "Come on, let's see how capable you are."

"Just watch me."

Liu Zheng flexed his muscles, waved his four tentacles and started to grab the skinny horse.

Now that he doesn't have the bonus of the legendary vest, his strength attribute is greatly reduced, so he has to use all his strength every time he presses the button.

Even so, this force is still too light for cattle and horses, but it is just right for skinny horses.

"Let's live together!"

After a while of massage, Liu Zheng patted the horse's butt hard. At this time, he was so tired that he was sweating all over, just like he had just finished taking a hot spring bath.

"Are you satisfied, Ma?"

He asked with a smile

"唏伦~"

The skinny horse blew his lips arrogantly, meaning it was just so-so.

"I'm not in good condition this time. I'll come over and give you a good massage next time I deliver food."

Liu Zheng said.

The skinny horse nodded slightly, then motioned Liu Zheng to sit on its back.

After Liu Zheng sat down, it rushed forward and brought him back outside the bloody restaurant.

"唏伦~"

The skinny horse said hello and disappeared without a trace.

"It's great to have teleportation."

Liu Zheng expressed great envy.

If he had the ability to teleport, I wonder how much more he could do in the time it takes to deliver a meal.

And after finishing one task, he can take on more tasks, and this will continue to be true for his descendants without end.

"Um"

Thinking about it this way, there seems to be nothing to envy.

When I returned to the lounge, Niuma was gone.

“Another takeaway?”

Liu Zheng was slightly surprised.

But thinking about it, he seemed to have stayed outside for a long time, so it was indeed time for takeout.

But Niu Ma is not here, so I can call the Jiwei team.

"What are you doing?"

After the call was connected, Liu Zheng asked.

"Looking at houses."

Guokou Tangzi asked.

"Looking at a house? Are you moving?"

he wondered.

"Look at the house used for an izakaya, baka."

The soup in the pot rolled his eyes.

Although she was cursing, her tone was noticeably softer than before.

"Don't you have a Jiweilou? Buy it back."

Liu Zheng said.

"It's easy to say, the Jiwei Building has now been converted into a private club, and the housing prices have increased many times."

"How much? No, I can help you get the money together."

he asked.

"At least 30 million." Guokou Tangzi replied.

"Okay, just pretend I didn't ask."

Liu Zheng decisively admitted his mistake.

He tried his best but only managed to get less than 10 million, and there was still a gap of 20 million that he couldn't make up.

"I didn't expect you either."

The soup in the pot muttered.

"First, we will buy a small shop and open an izakaya to raise the flag of the Jiwei Group again. Then, we will expand the store little by little, and finally take back Jiweilou."

She talked about her plan.

"Not bad, pretty down to earth."

Liu Zheng praised.

"That's right. Do you really think I became the boss because of my bloodline?"

"You guy, I scolded you once and you still hold a grudge."

He shook his head helplessly.

"Hmph. Tell me, what do you want from me?"

"Help me clean up someone."

Liu Zheng told Guokou Tangzi the information about Huang Jiongjiong.

"Do it or what?"

Guokou Tangzi asked.

"No, just keep him indoors for a year or so."

He shook his head.

If you think about it carefully, Huang Jiongjiong's crime does not deserve the death penalty.

Moreover, although it would be a relief for him to kill Huang Jiongjiong, it might not be a good thing for Niu Ma's wife.

After all, the other party is not without a background, and a dead person and an injured person are two completely different concepts. It would be bad if the investigation was traced back to Niu Ma's wife.

Let him be unable to go to work for a year or two. Even if he is not fired, he will not be a threat to his wife after he returns to work.

"Okay. Do you want a deterrent or an unexpected one?"

Hearing that there was no need to kill anyone, Guokou Tangzi agreed readily and took the initiative to ask.

"What's the difference?"

"The deterrent type is to tell him that he has offended someone, and when you beat him up you will also create a fear effect. The accidental type is to make the incident look like an accident, so that he thinks he was just unlucky."

Said the soup from the pot.

"Awesome, awesome! As expected of an old gang, they are still professional in their work."

Liu Zheng applauded.

"That's right. So which one do you want?"

"The unexpected type."

He thought about it.

Neither the ox-horse nor its wife probably wants to make a big fuss.

"it is good."

"so good."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng sighed subconsciously.

The Extreme Flavor Group is going to sell its store and reopen, Niu Ma's wife has solved her work troubles, and Doctor Nile has found new tribesmen.
These "people" who helped him also started a new and better life with his help.

Sometimes Liu Zheng would think, why not just continue living like this in the metropolis until the system forces a recall or he is forced to settle accounts when faced with a life-and-death crisis.

Of course, that’s just thinking about it.

The last time the Red Ghost prevented him from completing the copy, it reminded him that if he continued to stay in the metropolis, sooner or later he would encounter more beings that would render his trump cards ineffective.

And those "people" might not be as easy to talk to as the Red Ghost.

So for the sake of your life, you should just wait until the time is right to complete the copy.

At worst, you can use the money saved in the metropolis to voluntarily go to other dungeons to kill people, snowball your advantage, and then have a big fight when you have the chance to return to the metropolis in the future.

When the time comes, he will be the first to convert the bloody restaurant into a public toilet, and all the white-feathered chickens, big white geese, British animals and the like will be turned into night soil collectors.

As for Si Xue, let her be a public toilet manager reluctantly.

While I was fantasizing, a ghost hand crawled in from outside.

Liu Zheng took out a few boxes of packaged food and two bottles of beer from the legendary takeout box and placed them in front of it.

This was something he brought specially for Ghost Hand. After all, this guy couldn't speak, and he didn't know what to give it other than food and drink.

Fortunately, the ghost hand is also easy to satisfy.

While it was enjoying the meal, Liu Zheng picked up the takeaway order on the ground.

“Dish: One serving of Supreme Confit Giant Maggots”

"Address: No. 666, Ether Alley"

"The person who ordered the meal: Witch Volva"

"Time limit: one hour"

“This order seems difficult to deliver.”

Looking at the information on the takeout order, he had a bad feeling.

He took out the map and looked it up, and found that Ether Alley was in the old city. This ominous premonition became even clearer.

Without thinking, Liu Zheng called Niu Ma directly.

“Beep! Beep! Beep!”

After a few short beeps, the call was automatically hung up.

"Where were the cattle and horses sent?"

he wondered.

But since he didn't die in sending him to Dijing Villa, he shouldn't die in any other place either. He should just worry about himself first.

“Old Town”

Liu Zheng thought about it and called the queen of the "Pink Kingdom" again.

"Man, what do you want from me?"

The Queen's tone was not affectionate, but it was not cold either.

"Ask me something. Do you know this place called Ether Alley?"

He said straight to the point.

"Yes. It's a place where a bunch of crazy people like wizards, witches, sorcerers, witch doctors, etc. live."

The Queen also answered very straightforwardly.

"Do you know the witch Volva?"

Liu Zheng asked again.

"I don't know him. We are just poor people doing the flesh trade. We don't want to and dare not deal with those dangerous guys."

The Queen shook her head.

"You are honest enough this time."

"Although I hate men, I'm not a fool. I can tell who is good to us and who is bad to us."

The Queen said.

"Then can you lend me Tomoko?"

he asked tentatively.

"If you don't leave the old town, then yes."

The queen hesitated for a moment, but finally agreed.

"Okay. I'll call you then."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone and called Yaksha, the priestess of the dark elves.

"Who?"

"How are you, Master Priest?"

he asked with a smile.

"So it's you, the human who delivered the food. Are you finally going to fulfill your promise?"

Yasha asked back.

"It will be soon. I have reached a deal with the Stone Spirits of the Shiwan Mountains. They will serve as our guides. I will set off for the Shiwan Mountains tomorrow at the latest. I called you to let you be prepared."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Okay, I will definitely bring the best warriors and offer the most grand blood feast to the great Bloody Hand Cain."

Yasha said excitedly.

"But let me be frank with you. Once you enter the Shiwan Mountains, you must obey my orders. Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless."

He poured a basin of cold water over him.

"Human, I don't think you are qualified to command us."

Yaksha naturally would not agree.

"Whether you are qualified or not, you will know when the time comes. If you disagree, we will have a fight first. Anyway, what you want is blood, and yours is the same."

Liu Zheng said coldly.

Uncontrollable teammates are more terrifying than predictable opponents, and he must solve internal problems before entering the mountains.

"I agree with your suggestion, human."

Yasha sneered back.

This arrogant human was right about one thing. What the great Bloody Hand Kane needed was blood and killing, and it didn't matter to Him whose blood it was.

"Then the second thing. Do you know the witch Volva from Ether Alley?"

Liu Zheng asked again.

"Yes. She was a very powerful witch who had bought slaves from us and had also exchanged witchcraft knowledge with us."

Yasha said.

"That's perfect, respected priest, please accompany me to deliver a takeaway."

He said with a grin.

(End of this chapter)