It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 566 Liu Zheng: No one is allowed to take the whip of my boss!
"Congratulations on the successful bidding for 'Flower of the Thousand-footed Flower' and 'Super Large Radiant Blood Gem'."

Captain Penguin announced the results and exchanged the collections.

Liu Zheng held the blue gem and seemed to feel the hardships of the old gem dragon from the light that kept shrinking and blooming.

"Name: Crystal Stool of the Elderly Gem Dragon"

"Type: Miscellaneous items/equipment"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect 1: When holding this item to defecate, if you are constipated, there is a certain chance that you will receive help from the resentment of the Elderly Gem Dragon. If your bowel movements are very smooth, there is a very high chance that you will be attacked by the resentment of the Elderly Gem Dragon."

"Effect 2: Can be used to create extraordinary items or cast extraordinary abilities."

"Note: I can't be dead, I just took a shit, how can taking a shit kill me?!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"It's too awful."

Looking at the notes, he couldn't help but feel sympathetic.

I feel like if this gem dragon were still alive, it might have a lot in common with sewers.

"Speak of it."

Liu Zheng took out a green hexagonal gem.

"Name: Crystal of Nature's Grudge (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: After contacting the target's body, it will continuously absorb the target's vitality to grow plants, and cause continuous resentment attacks on the target's soul."

"Effect 2: After contacting the target's soul, it can continuously absorb the other party's resentment and grow soul flowers (when the resentment is sufficient, it will produce soul seeds)."

"Note: This is shit in every sense of the word."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

“These two things seem similar.”

he mused.

They are both shit full of resentment, but the former is debris and the latter is a prop.

So can we use the crystal of the Elderly Gem Dragon to strengthen the Crystal of Nature's Resentment?

Thinking of the temporarily reinforced dragon fishing rod and the giant crescent-shaped blood gem that he had never had the chance to use and was almost forgotten about, he felt that he really needed to find a craftsman.

“The last round of bidding was really wonderful. Both the auction items and the bidding items showed the level of our Met collectors. I hope that the next auction will continue to work hard and set new records!”

Captain Penguin said passionately.

This time, the collectors present did not make a fuss, but nodded slightly, because this auction was indeed exciting enough.

"Next, we will proceed to the eighth round of bidding. Let's take a look at the items for this round."

Following Captain Penguin's order, a new projection appeared in front of it.

"Oh? A cloak made of red dragon skin."

"Ok?"

Liu Zheng widened his eyes and stared at the projection on the auction table.

"It looks like it's made from the skins of three red dragons: a mature, young, and baby dragon. The material is OK, but the craftsmanship is average. Let alone the spider weaving clan, even Kavas can sew better than it."

"Okay, let's start the bidding."

Captain Penguin introduced perfunctorily.

It can be seen that it was not satisfied with the item, and the collectors present also seemed to be uninterested.

Then, the next second after it announced the start of the auction, someone started bidding.

And this person is not Liu Zheng.

"I'll give you this one."

Peacock, dressed in a Chanel-style urban beauty outfit, held up the sign.

She wore nude makeup today, with only a little blush on her cheeks. Her off-white woolen clothes made her look nothing like the domineering look she had in Dijing Villa. Instead, she looked a little lazy and casual.

Perhaps because of this, Liu Zheng didn't notice her existence at first.

Of course, the more likely possibility is that Peacock did not intend to let everyone know of her existence from the beginning.

The competing items that Peacock casually took out were a shiny black spiral ox horn and a majestic horse whip.

"Um?!"

He knew without even thinking that this was definitely taken from cattle and horses.

With Peacock's methods and ruthlessness, it will definitely not just be physical damage, it will definitely take down the essence as well.

In other words, what is hung under the cattle and horses is always a fake one.

No wonder it has not been successful in the re-inspection.

"grass!"

When Liu Zheng thought of the life with a wife, children and a warm bed that Niu Ma had imagined, his eyes reddened.

Blood vaporized by high temperature spurted out of his nostrils, and the skin on his body cracked inch by inch, revealing the increasingly solid muscles inside.

What is even more eye-catching is the burning sun flame on his body, which looks like a human torch under the shadow of the plane tree canopy.

"What's got you crazy all of a sudden?"

The plane tree was startled.

The sun is a loving mother to plants, but sometimes it can become a strict father.

Chilie Yangyan discovered that you had used all his private money to buy cigarettes, and he told your mother's father.

"Don't talk about this when my boss comes back later."

Liu Zheng pointed at the cow horns and horse whip and said.

He was now very glad that the cattle and horses were sent to deliver the pyramids, otherwise it would have been difficult to hide it with his appearance.

"Oh, that's why. I was about to laugh, but you interrupted me. No, I'm going to laugh at it when it comes, and let this damned cow sell me fake wine."

The plane tree said bitterly.

"Dai Lego!"

Liu Zheng suddenly shouted loudly.

"Who gave you permission to call me by my first name?"

The plane tree was stunned for a moment, then spoke loudly.

"Not only will I call you by your name, but if you insist on telling me everything, I'll beat you up."

His tone became stronger.

"Just you? Don't think you're great just because you inherited a little of that guy's legacy. I'm much more powerful now than I was back then. I don't even need tree roots to kill you."

The plane tree sneered.

"Then you underestimate me. I have suffered a lot in Metropolis. It won't be a problem for me to throw out everything on me and turn you into a telephone pole."

"Besides, if I can't beat you up, someone else will. I'll use all my connections in the city hall. Do you think I can get the fire mage to come up and stroll around for half a minute?"

Liu Zheng threatened.

With the strength of a fire mage, half a minute is enough to turn the plane tree into a set of furniture.

"You're threatening me just for a cow or a horse? Who gave you the human bone crutch so that you could deliver the takeaway on time? Have you forgotten?"

The plane tree questioned.

"I haven't forgotten. In my heart, you are my best friend. But the cow and horse are also my best brothers. It was because of me that its horns and whip were cut off. I can't let it be humiliated again."

"I'm responsible for selling you fake wine. You can do whatever you want to me. I'll do whatever you want me to do. But you are not allowed to leak this matter, otherwise I will be really angry."

"the same as you."

His eyes swept over the projection man, as if they were burning with fire.

"Don't worry, Mr. Liu, I know nothing."

The projector assured.

His revenge still fell on Liu Zheng. He must be crazy to do something that hurts others and himself.

"If it were you, I would say the same thing to the cows and horses."

Liu Zheng turned his gaze back to the plane trees.

"It sounds better when spoken than when sung." The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"If you want to hear me sing, I can sing for you."

He smiled and said.

"Forget it. You're so ugly and you can't sing well."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"Hey, personal attacks are a bit too much."

Liu Zheng yelled.

"What's wrong with personal attacks? I'm going to physically attack you too!"

A root of the plane tree stretched out.

"Then come, if it will relieve your anger. Come, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower."

He just lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and looked like he was ready to be picked.

"yue!"

The plane tree is making a vomiting gesture.

"Don't think I will be fooled by you, treacherous human. You must be trying to scam me and ask me for extraordinary items as medical expenses."

It said proudly.

"You have guessed all this. You are indeed the wise and knowledgeable French nobleman, Lord De Lego."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Just now he was wearing Lego, and now he's acting like an adult. Humph, that's how you humans are. You change your face faster than the weather changes."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"The essence remains unchanged, only the form changes. Thank you, Your Excellency De Lego."

He bowed deeply.

Although the French plane tree did not agree, its explicit refusal was a tacit consent.

"Humph."

The plane tree moved its face to the other side again, showing him only its bark.

Anyway, its face is just a symbol, and it doesn't really see things with those two wooden eyes.

Liu Zheng smiled and then looked at the auction.

At this time, more and more people participated in the auction, but the items they offered were relatively ordinary, at most the same as cows, horses and whips.

Living dragons and dragon-like supernatural items are two completely different things. There are quite a few dragons in the metropolis, and many of them are also involved in the business of selling dragon-like supernatural items.

After all, some extraordinary materials can be recycled or reused.

"What's the last one?"

Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.

You can't go all in at the beginning. First, it will be too obvious, and second, you will have to buy time and wait for the Fool to come back.

But it can't be too bad, at least it has to be better than a cow horn and a horse whip. If you can succeed in stealing the chicken, you will make a lot of money.

"Mr. Dalego, do you think these two things together are enough?"

He licked his face and asked the French plane tree for help to judge.

The items Liu Zheng took out were the Yin fish and the Yang fish.

These two extraordinary fish were given to him by the fisherman. After eating them, he can obtain the combined skill "Yin and Yang Power", which increases his physique and strength by 10, and also causes penetrating damage and explosive damage when attacking.

"I'm going to Du Kang Winery to buy some wine soon. You can drink whatever wine you want then."

He went on to say.

"You've already said this."

The plane tree rolled its eyes but turned its head back.

"more or less."

It said after taking a glance at the Yin fish and the Yang fish.

"Got it."

Liu Zheng immediately handed the two items to the projector.

"Oh? Extraordinary fish from the sewer, and a species I've never seen before. This is another new thing. The effect is average, but it looks good. It looks like it will taste delicious."

Captain Penguin slurped his saliva.

Cats eat fish just for fun; the only ones who really love eating fish are penguins.

“I’ll add another one.”

Before Captain Penguin finished speaking, Peacock raised the sign again.

This time she took out a palm-sized European-style round bird cage made of brass. Each cage bar was engraved with spells smaller than rice grains.

"Wow, this is the legendary cage in the palm of your hand. You can put the enemy in the cage, and after a long time, the enemy's body and mind will be transformed into a bird, but the previous memory will be retained. It can be called a magical weapon to humiliate the enemy."

"It is said that three cages were made, but the maker destroyed the other two because his favorite bird was jealous. In other words, this one is the only one. Mr. Peacock, where is the bird inside?"

Captain Penguin asked.

"I just killed him."

Peacock casually threw out the body of a cockatiel and said lightly.

"Oh, what a pity! If we can keep this bird that can only instigate its owner to destroy other bird cages, the value of this cage in the palm of your hand will increase even more."

Captain Penguin said regretfully.

"I think that's enough."

Peacock didn't explain much, just said lightly.

"Well. A big collector like you certainly doesn't lack this little extra value."

Captain Penguin said, shrugging his flippers.

The expressions of the people present varied, but most of them were not good.

Those who can participate in this auction are all well-known figures in various industries. Naturally, they cannot stand Peacock's domineering and pretentious style.

But Peacock was a well-known figure in the entire metropolis, so they had to hold back their dissatisfaction.

Unless someone comes across something they really like, no one would want to compete with her.

As Captain Penguin said before, the value of a collection mainly comes from its interest and rarity, and the interest and rarity of this palm cage are undoubtedly very high.

Therefore, when Peacock took out this competing product, the atmosphere in the venue immediately cooled down, and it was time to enter the closing phase.

However, they could just sit back and watch, but Liu Zheng couldn't.

No matter what Peacock takes out today, he can only resist it.

Even if he failed to win the bid in the end, he wanted to let Si Xue see his attitude, otherwise he would be turned into an octopus calf when he returned.

"What can I use to support it?"

Liu Zheng didn't hesitate too much and directly took out the monkey's paw that couldn't make a wish.

"This is... Oh my God, this can't be the wishing monkey's paw? How did it become like this?"

Captain Penguin recognized one of the metropolitan city's urban legends immediately.

"After being shot through by the gravekeeper's bullet, he declared it guilty and burned it."

He said it succinctly.

However, the fewer words, the more information there is.

As soon as these words were spoken, there was an uproar in the venue, and those who were participating in the auction remotely also showed shocked expressions in front of the projection.

It has been many years since the gravekeeper last took action, or rather, has he really taken action?

A cemetery is no different from other landmarks. It is almost impossible for anything that violates the rules of a landmark to appear there.

Even if there is, due to the special nature of the cemetery, it is impossible for outsiders to go in and explore.

And the dead living here do not have the courage or ability to reveal the secrets of the cemetery.

Therefore, the strong men in the metropolis only knew that the gravekeeper must be very strong, but they did not know how strong he was.

And now, a specimen that had been attacked by the gravekeeper was right in front of them, and it was even the monkey's paw in the urban legend of Metropolis.

Wait, how did these two entities come into contact and clash?
The same question flashed through the minds of everyone present.

As a gravekeeper, is there any wish that he cannot fulfill?
Even if there really is one, can the Monkey's Paw complete it?
(End of this chapter)