It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 565 Liu Zheng: So I am so arrogant?
All buyers have added competing products, and this round of auction has entered the final stage again.

This time the seller did not hesitate and made a decision quickly.

“Congratulations on the successful bidding for ‘Death List’ and ‘Old Man’s Joy’.”

Captain Penguin announced.

The auction house does this very well. They only announce the successful items, not the successful bidders.

Those who go to the auction are assumed to have voluntarily revealed their identities, giving them the opportunity to show off in public.

"it is good!"

Liu Zheng couldn't help but wave his "fist".

Three auctions and biddings were successful in a row, and basically all of them were small wins with big risks. Even if there are no more items that I’m interested in later, this auction will not be in vain.

As long as I can get that "Red Dragon Cloak" again.

"Very good, this round of auction is also satisfactory. Next, let's proceed to the seventh round of auction."

Captain Penguin said after exchanging the collections.

Liu Zheng was too lazy to complain about its idiom level that was exactly the same as that of cows and horses, and went to get the pyramid that was teleported to him.

Then, the pyramid remained motionless.

"Good weight!"

He let go of the pyramid and shook off the strained tentacle.

Fortunately, Liu Zheng did not bend his waist and use all his strength to sit on the horse, otherwise he would have sprained his waist.

This shrunken pyramid is definitely not as heavy as the original one, but it still weighs at least ten tons, which is beyond his ability to lift now.

Moreover, this thing is not an item recognized by the system.

The plane tree should be able to lift it, but it can't help him deliver the goods.

"How to do it?"

Liu Zheng looked at the cattle and horses in the distance.

"What are you looking at me for?"

The cattle and horses on the streets at night are obviously more sensitive than those during the day.

"Boss, can you help Dr. Nile send this back?"

Liu Zheng said.

"It's just a small thing, why don't you just keep it in your pocket?"

Obviously, the cattle and horses were not paying attention here.

"This is a miniature version of the pyramid. I just tried it and it weighs at least 10 tons. I can't carry it with my small body."

He explained.

"You don't exercise regularly. Look at how skinny you are. So just leave it there and let him come and get it himself."

Niuma took the opportunity to belittle him.

"The Sphinx is injured, and he has to look after the clinic alone. It would be bad if someone robbed his house when he came to get something."

Liu Zheng said.

"Then leave it there and let him come over during the day."

Even the cows and horses refused to take the job.

"Hey~ Is this okay now?"

He took out a wad of banknotes and placed it on the pyramid.

"Why don't you just do this earlier? Why do you have to play the emotional card?"

The cows and horses came over, swallowed the money, and nimbly carried the pyramids on their backs and walked towards the clinic.

"You really followed a good boss."

The plane tree retracted its eager roots and mocked Liu Zheng.

"Everyone has flaws, and loving money is not a flaw. Taking money but not doing anything and only caring about money are flaws. I don't have these two flaws."

He defended the cattle and horses.

"Really? What's the point of taking my money and selling me fake wine?"

The plane tree asked sinisterly.

"Well, as the saying goes, people make mistakes and horses stumble. When I was young and ignorant, it was understandable that I would make mistakes and regret it forever."

Liu Zheng tried hard to maintain the face of his boss.

"Humph. If it weren't for you, I would have just hung this damn liar up and bled him."

The French plane tree said bitterly.

"So I am so popular with you?"

He smiled slyly.

"You'd better not make a mistake, idiot human. I will give face to anyone who is willing to help me evolve into a phoenix, not because I have any special feelings for you as a person."

The plane tree sneered.

"I don't look at what should be, I only look at what is. Besides, I'm the only one in the entire metropolis who is willing to help you evolve into a phoenix and give you freedom."

The rest either want to make it into food or use it as fertilizer in tea gardens.

"Humph!"

Seeing that he couldn't win the argument with Liu Zheng, French Plantain turned his face away and ignored him.

“The items for the seventh auction are”

"What is this???"

Captain Penguin deliberately dragged out his voice, intending to give a passionate introduction.

When it saw the auction items clearly, only a bunch of question marks remained in its head.

It was a solid structure that looked like a bamboo shoot, with sections thick at the bottom and pointed at the top.

Its overall shape is relatively round, but the edges of each layer have extremely sharp corners.

If its color was yellow, Liu Zheng could confidently declare that it was a pile of frozen shit.

But the color of this thing is not only blue, but also shining brightly, like a huge gem.

"This is the feces that an old gem dragon excreted after suffering from long-term constipation. Not long after excreting it, it died of heavy bleeding. Therefore, this pile of feces not only absorbed a part of the old gem dragon's power, but also contained most of its resentment."

"This incident is considered a great shame by the Gem Dragons, so it's best not to be seen by them. However, there aren't many Gem Dragons in the metropolis, so it's not a big problem."

"The necromancer can use this pile of gem crystal shit to directly summon an undead dragon, or combine it with the corpse or skeleton of a dragon to create a rot dragon or a bone dragon."

"But it is recommended not to defecate in front of them or bring up topics related to defecation, otherwise it is likely to cause them to rebel."

"In addition, it can also be used as material to create extraordinary items."

"Wow, this is another interesting collection. It makes me want to bid for it."

Captain Penguin said with shining eyes.

It likes this kind of props with a spoof nature, especially the more unlucky the previous owner was, the more it likes it.

Unfortunately, as the owner of the auction house, it cannot participate in the bidding.

This is the iron rule of the auction house and it cannot be changed no matter which boss changes.

Of course, even the strictest regulations have loopholes.

For example, Captain Penguin can let others participate in the auction and let him bid on their behalf.

But this also requires preparation in advance. Now that the auction has begun, it is too late to arrange people.

"I'll give you this one."

A giant Zerg in a suit took out a card. The card showed a ragged, skinny beggar, and a hand throwing a gold coin into his broken bowl. The coin was engraved with a hexagon.

"Wow, it's this card. I haven't seen it in a long time."

Captain Penguin looked surprised.

"The attribute equalization card, after using it on the enemy, can divide the current character attributes of both parties equally, making the character attributes of both parties the same."

The projector introduced the function of this card.

"What if the enemy dies?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It will take effect until the duration ends."

"That's awesome."

He said sincerely.

This card is not only a powerful tool for turning the tables in single combat, but is also equally powerful in team battles.

Imagine that you used this card against the opponent's strongest player. The opponent's strongest player became weaker, but you became stronger. This would be a big blow to the opponent's morale.

If the enemy has any extraordinary items that require certain attributes to be used, then this card may kill the opponent directly.

Liu Zheng stared at the poverty card closely, with "want" written on his left eye and "!" written on his right eye.

But the crystallized feces of the Elderly Gem Dragon is not bad either. Can’t Doctor Nile use feces to make medicine?

Such a good pile of shit can definitely be used to make good medicine.

“What do you use to bid?”

Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.

First, exclude the remaining perfect quality items. They are all going to be used to bid for the Red Dragon Cloak and must not be consumed.

Although he had the help of three non-human people, the ox-horse, the plane tree and the fool, he was still not used to pinning all his hopes on others.

Secondly, exclude the ones he just photographed and those required for the task from the excellent quality.

“There shouldn’t be much left, right?”

Liu Zheng was searching in the system space while listing the remaining high-quality items one by one in his mind.

Headless mandarin duck purse, ultra-premium autumn johns, legendary delivery man's ration cigarettes, insecticide voodoo dagger (sublimating), divination compass, Yin fish, Yang fish, Jesus' chest wrap, dog shit plaster, Longjing shrimp and pig heart, crystal of nature's resentment, restaurant elevator floor keys, fragments of killing stone, initiation gold needle, heart of the ocean (strengthened), unformed blood gem, centipede flower, super large radial blood gem, self-eating spirit, Ottawa's special perfume, psychic vision pills, true vision pills, aviator sunglasses, sick note, lucky clown card.

"Fuck!"

He couldn't help but scream.

It turned out that he had accumulated so many high-quality items without realizing it.

Moreover, Liu Zheng also found two items of perfect quality that he had almost forgotten about.

That is the Chaos Club Gold Card given to him by Ghost Hand and the giant crescent-shaped blood gem he got after killing the Moon Demon.

Adding what Liu Zheng had on him and what he had used, he was simply a human treasure trove.

I got so many extraordinary items in the novice copy, and there is also sei? He asked, there is also sei? !
"Why not just exchange the Chaos Club Gold Card?"

Liu Zheng had an evil thought in his heart.

This thing is a hot potato. Even the city hall doesn't know how to deal with the fecal stone.

But if he really were to be replaced, how would he explain to Ghost Hand when he returned?

After all, even if the other party was not a legendary delivery man, he was still a big shot who dared to stab Si Xue and had not been killed yet.

Moreover, he was also afraid that after he exchanged it, this thing would be returned to him in a way he didn't want.

After all, that's how it's played out in horror movies. To deal with a cursed item like this, you either have to destroy it completely or simply do nothing.

Trying to escape will only make them angrier or more excited.

After discovering that his treasury was enriched, Liu Zheng fell into a new round of entanglement.

First of all, equipment such as the Headless Mandarin Duck Purse, Super Fine Autumn Pants, Insect Killing Voodoo Dagger (under upgrading), Heart of the Ocean (enhanced), and Self-Eating Spirit cannot be exchanged.

Secondly, very useful props such as the legendary delivery man’s ration cigarettes, the divination compass, the restaurant elevator’s floor keys, sick leave notes, and the lucky clown cards cannot be exchanged.

Well, speaking of it, the floor buttons of the restaurant elevator might actually have great collection value.

After all, short of breaking in, becoming the boss, or becoming an employee, this is probably the only way to actively gain access to the interior of a restaurant.

But considering that the restaurant or Si Xue might cause trouble for him later, he gave up this very tempting idea.

After some thought, Liu Zheng listed the items obtained from the trip to Art as the first choice.

These items from abroad have their own collection value.
"I'll offer these two items."

He quickly made his decision and handed over the Millipede flower and the oversized Radiant Blood Gem.

He has to keep the unformed blood gem to use with the giant crescent-shaped blood gem and cannot replace it.

"Oh? There's a new bidder. Let's see what he submitted."

Captain Penguin looked at the new projection that appeared in front of him.

"What is this thing? Well, I feel the power of blood and a breath similar to that of a god from it. But this breath is very strange, unlike the ones I have seen before."

It looked very confused.

As a former legendary agent of City Hall, it has seen more gods than many residents of Metropolis have ever worshiped.

"Could you please introduce some to us, bidder?"

Captain Penguin asked.

"Mr. Liu, the boss hopes you can introduce your collection."

The projector said.

"This is something I got when I went on a business trip to the border. I don't know how I got it, but an important person I know told me that this can be used to add extra effects to weapons. If you crush it directly, it can restore a power that is unique to that place."

Liu Zheng said after considering his words.

In terms of his status in the system or the Hell Game, he is definitely one of the most important figures in the metropolis.

"It's actually an item obtained from abroad, which is really rare. What about this one?"

Captain Penguin pointed at the flowers of the millipede and said.

"This one is the same. The effect should be to improve mental attributes, but there is a high probability of entering a 'hallucination' state, a high probability of reducing rationality, and a small probability of permanently reducing the upper limit of rationality."

He described the properties of the millipede flower without reservation.

"Wow, two items from abroad, this auction really gave me so many surprises. I really regret being the boss now, otherwise I would definitely buy them all.

Captain Penguin beat his chest and stamped his feet.

Although it is mostly performance, it does reflect the joy of it.

After the dismal performance at the last auction, it thought its career as a boss was coming to an end, but it didn’t expect that this auction would give it such a big surprise.

Now, during the quarterly board meetings, it can dance on top of those antiques and have diarrhea.

"Hey, that unknown collector. Take back your two collections. I have something better to exchange with you."

cried an anxious collector.

"Bullshit! Now that you've already participated in the auction, you can't withdraw at the last minute. Host, close the auction, close the auction!"

This round of sellers also became anxious and urged quickly.

“Did I give too much?”

Seeing this scene, Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

But he immediately dismissed the idea.

When you are desperate, you will naturally try to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, but in normal times it is better to be safe and quit while you are ahead.

(End of this chapter)