It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 546 Liu Zheng: Do you have any unspeakable secrets?

"Okay meow, just tell the boss when the time comes meow."

The calico cat finished the rest of the drink in one gulp.

"Yeah. Here."

Liu Zheng took another piece of strawberry chiffon cake and gave it to it.

"This is for you alone. You can share the box with them later."

he warned.

"I got it, meow. Liu Zheng is the best, meow."

The calico cat rubbed against his tentacles, then walked away carrying the box.

"I remember this cat is also female, right?"

The sounds of cattle and horses drifted over.

"Don't think about everything that way, okay? Boss, have you ever had a pet?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"No, let alone keeping a pet, I've never been a pet."

Niuma replied.

"Then you can ask Napoleon, he has experience."

"Okay, I'll say you asked me to ask."

Niuma said.

"Well, forget it then."

The white-feathered chicken that he was asked to fry was its former owner. Isn't it courting death to bring up such things?
"Hehe, you are a coward sometimes."

The cows and horses laughed.

“I’m not always a coward.”

Liu Zheng thinks he is a coward, and sometimes he appears arrogant but it is just a negotiation skill.

“Only cowards live longer. Come here and give me a press. I was exhausted helping you deliver this takeaway just now.”

The cow and horse turned over and changed from lying on their side to lying on their stomach.

"Boss, I see you don't seem to be injured."

He said after examining the bodies of the cows and horses.

"Nonsense, if I get hurt just by delivering a takeaway, no matter how many lives I have, it won't be enough."

Niuma said unhappily.

"Shut up, you're a freak, you're not included in the statistics."

Lian Liu was about to speak when Niu Ma immediately interrupted him.

Liu Zheng shrugged and began to massage the cows and horses.

His basic attributes have now improved a lot, and he has a deeper understanding of the bodies of cattle and horses, so he can understand them clearly.

After just a few howls at the beginning, the sounds of the cows and horses turned into the humming of puppies sucking milk, and then they fell asleep.

Liu Zheng did not perfunctorily proceed and insisted on completing the entire process before stopping.

With the muscle strength of cows and horses, Liu Zheng was exhausted just to clear the blockage.

He simply sat down on the haystack, then leaned against the cows and horses and closed his eyes to take a nap.

This closure lasted for half an hour.

"The upper limit of the player's rationality value has been increased by one point, and the rationality value has been restored by three points."

Half asleep and half awake, he was awakened by the system prompt.

"The upper limit of rationality value has been raised? Why?"

After ruling out the possibility of items on the person and system bugs, there is only one answer.

Liu Zheng looked at the haystack.

No wonder cattle and horses love this haystack so much. Just the effects of increasing the upper limit of rationality and restoring rationality make it a priceless treasure in this bizarre metropolis.

I don’t know how much the upper limit of the rationality value of cattle and horses has increased after sleeping for so many years. I’m afraid that facing the evil god directly will be like a piece of cake for them.

However, the effects of the haystack should not be able to be stacked infinitely, and the cattle and horses may have reached their limit now.

I'll find a chance to ask later. If that's the case, maybe I can exchange the haystack.

Such treasures are in great demand whether you use them yourself or exchange them with other players.

While he was thinking, Liu Zheng's cell phone suddenly rang.

He glanced at the number and quickly answered the call.

"Wait a moment."

He whispered, glancing at the cows and horses guiltily.

Fortunately, the latter could only move its drooping ears and had no intention of waking up.

"what's up?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Mr. Deliveryman, the company would like to ask you, are the wife and daughter of the chairman of Hongsen Culture in your hands?"

Wang Manni said on the other end of the phone.

"No, he was probably kidnapped by another group of people other than the three of us. Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that someone from Hongsen Culture or your company staged this incident themselves."

He shook his head.

"Okay. That's how I'll reply to the company."

"and many more."

Liu Zheng called her.

"Tell your company that it's inconvenient to talk on the phone. If you want to know, we can talk in person."

He rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, why?"

Wang Manni was puzzled.

"Nothing, I just want to get a takeout order."

Liu Zheng had nothing to hide from her.

"Pfft."

Wang Manni couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at? Do you know how hard it is for me to go out?"

he said angrily.

Although there will always be new takeout orders, what is predictable is always better than what is unpredictable.

"Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Delivery Man. Now I'll think about how to tell the company."

Wang Manni suppressed her laughter.

"Tell them to do it as soon as possible. If they don't want to order it, I will let Hongsen Culture order it."

Liu Zheng said.

"Ok."

Wang Manni hung up the phone.

Before he could turn off the screen, the next call came.

"Manager Xu, is there any problem?"

He asked as he answered the phone.

"Mr. Liu, your godfather has been buried. Do you think it would be convenient for you to come over?"

The bald manager said.

“Is this a necessary process?”

Liu Zheng asked.

"It is necessary. The first is to consider the mental health of the deceased. The second is that the identity of the officiating person will also affect the life of the deceased."

The bald manager said.

"Okay, I'll come over later."

Good people do it to the end and send Buddha to the West.

Since his cheap godfather finally gave him a rare item, he, as his cheap son, had to give him face.

"Okay, we'll wait for you here."

"Do you need to bring anything?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"If possible, it's best to bring a elegiac couplet. The more powerful and prestigious the person who writes the elegiac couplet, the better."

The bald manager said.

"Then can I ask the gravekeeper to write it for me?"

"I'm afraid it's not appropriate. Funeral couplets can only be written by the living, and you, the gravekeeper, may not meet the requirements."

The bald manager said.

After being the spokesperson for the cemetery for so many years, even if he was once alive, he is now half dead.

"Are there any requirements for the materials of the elegiac couplets?"

Liu Zheng asked again.

"Of course, the more precious this is, the better."

"I have a blank black talisman paper made from the core of a thousand-year-old dark wood. Is that okay?"

He thought about Garcia's legacy.

"Of course you can. It just so happens that our funeral home also has a precious blank black talisman paper in its collection. If Mr. Liu needs it, we can reluctantly give it to him."

The bald manager thought for a moment and said.

"how much is it?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"If Mr. Liu wants it, the cost price is 100,000 yuan."

The bald manager said.

"Then what good can I do?"

He asked very directly.

The earthbound spirit has become a Buddha, which shows that he has done a very good job. It's icing on the cake, but if there is no benefit, there is no need to make a big fuss.

"this one"

The bald manager fell silent, seemingly struggling over whether to speak or not.

"Manager Xu, do you have any unspeakable secrets?"

Liu Zheng asked proactively.

"That's true. This is a secret of this funeral home, and no employee below the manager is qualified to know it."

The bald manager said frankly.

"Oh, Manager Xu misunderstood. That's not what I was asking."

He shook his head.

"Then who are you?"

"What I'm asking is, do you have any unspeakable secrets?"

Liu Zheng said in the tone of a caring elder brother.

(End of this chapter)