It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 545 Liu Zheng: I am the buffet

"Does Nuwa's intestines know?"

Hishikibu asked.

"I know Nuwa, the one who repaired the sky and created humans. I don't know about her intestines."

Liu Zheng replied.

"That's just a myth from the outside world. Anyway, the humans in Metropolis were definitely not created by her."

Hishikibu retorted.

"Whatever, love is whoever it is. Go on."

He doesn't care.

People beyond five generations are not considered relatives, not to mention that this happened so many generations ago.

"There are ten gods named Nuwa's intestines. They turned into gods and lived in the Li Guang wilderness, crossing the road. The Nuwa's intestines clan is the descendant of Nuwa's intestines. As for which of the ten gods they are, only they themselves know."

"Anyway, the Wachang tribe moved to the metropolis a long time ago. Although they are mysterious and don't like to deal with outsiders, they are also considered old-fashioned nobles, and their strength and foundation are still very strong."

Hishikibu said.

"You don't like interacting with outsiders, so how did you get to know him? Aren't you also quite socially anxious?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Bullshit, who told you that I'm socially anxious?"

Hishikibu said angrily.

"I don't know who just envied me for having so many friends."

"That's contempt, contempt!"

Hishikibu shouted.

"Okay, okay, you can look at me any way you want, even sideways. Go on, go on."

he reassured.

"Hmph. There is a rumor that the Wachang Clan participated in the construction of the Bloody Restaurant and the sewers."

"Generally speaking, gossip is true, so this Wachang tribe is really something."

Liu Zheng touched his chin and said.

Being able to participate in the construction of two landmarks, even if he is just a subcontractor foreman, is very impressive.

"It's a pity that their clan is not very prosperous. By the time of Wachang Mingming, the boy in pajamas you mentioned, he is the only one left. Moreover, he is already over 300 years old this year, which is already middle-aged according to the average life expectancy of his clan."

"If he can't have another child, the bloodline of the Wachang clan in the metropolis will be cut off."

Hishikibu said.

"My goodness, you don't know anything at all, you've even exposed their underwear."

He smacked his lips.

"Do you know why?"

"Please give me some advice, Master Hishikibu."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Eh? You're so arrogant at first but so respectful later, you bastard, what are you doing?"

Hishikibu said alertly.

"The wise are the teachers. No matter how much we argue, we still have to respect our teachers."

he said with a smile.

"Heh, you're human as expected. You change your face faster than you change your sex. You know that the Wachang tribe loves to eat intestines, right?"

Hiashikibu said after making a mocking remark.

"I know. He even gave me a buffet."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Tsk, the black goat kid's bloodline is really good, it's still alive. Anyway, their tribe likes to eat fresh intestines, and their taste is very picky. Ordinary intestines can't satisfy their requirements."

"And the intestines of the demons raised by our Oe family are like 5A-grade wagyu beef to them. Not only do they taste great, but they are also in stable supply. So the relationship between our two families has been very close for a long time."

"It's just that as the number of people in the Wachang tribe has decreased, the demand for ghosts has also decreased, and the relationship between the two families has gradually faded."

Hishikibu continued.

"The Oe family? Ghosts? What's the relationship between your family and Oeyama?"

He was keenly aware of the key words.

"A long time ago, our family's fiefdom was near Mount Oe. We fought against those monsters every few days, and they came to harass us from time to time. However, the two sides did cooperate. For example, part of our family's tradition of raising ghosts came from the monsters of Mount Oe."

"After our family gave up our fiefdom and came to the city, there was no more involvement between the two sides."

Hishikibu said.

"I see."

I didn't expect that Hishikibu would have two relationships at once. I can only say that this world is indeed a small one.

"Then can you help me convince Wachang Mingming to write a recommendation letter for me?"

Liu Zheng said.

"I only have two ghosts, but I don't have any extra to help you with the gifts."

Hishikibu said.

Her main job is writing novels. She raised the Blue Ghost and the Red Ghost for self-defense. It is impossible for her to ask her family for them just for a wild man.

"I have. I prepared a bunch of intestines of lesser gods."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"How come you have everything? Are you from some hidden clan?"

Hishikibu asked suspiciously.

Lower-level gods are still gods. If they can’t be attacked, they can hide. They are not to the extent that they can be slaughtered at will.

The point is that this guy still has a lot to say, how many low-level gods has he killed?

"I found it in a legendary takeout box after I left the country last time. Maybe I'm just lucky."

Liu Zheng said half-truthfully.

“Have you ever been abroad?”

Hishikibu was surprised.

"Didn't the novelist tell you that?"

"No. Is it fun abroad?"

she asked curiously.

"Xiao Fei!"

Liu Zheng didn't say anything, and the novelist gave Hiashikibu a slap on the head first.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I won't talk to you this year."

The novelist said angrily.

With her intelligence and understanding of Hiashikibu, how could she not know that her best friend was setting a trap for her?

For immortals like them, a year is equivalent to a week for mortals.

Of course, this threat is also very severe.

"Just turn your elbow outward. Alas, it's true that a girl cannot be controlled by her mother when she grows up."

Hishikibu sighed.

"You are obviously ten years younger than me, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The novelist gave her another one.

"What's wrong with me being older than you mentally?"

Hishikibu said confidently.

Immortals like them would not pretend to be young, but instead would want to make themselves look older, because age means wisdom and strength.

"Stop messing around and get down to business."

The novelist said helplessly.

"What's his business? Hehehe, oh, where are you touching? Stop, stop, stop."

Hiashikibu suddenly let out a giggle.

It is not difficult to imagine how fierce the "battle" over there is.

Liu Zheng watched his ears and nose and his nose and his heart, trying not to use his imagination in strange ways.

"Okay, okay, I can help him, but there is no guarantee of success."

Hishikibu was defeated by the novelist's attack.

"Can Wachang Mingming order takeout by himself?"

He suddenly had an idea.

"You want to eat and take at the same time, right? Hehehe, okay, okay, I'll give it a try, okay? Don't touch me, or I'll go wild."

Hishikibu threatened in return.

"Thank you for your help, Master Hishikibu."

Liu Zheng pretended not to know what they were doing and spoke sincerely.

"You don't think I'll help you for nothing, do you?"

Hiashikibu sneered.

"Of course not. If you need anything, just tell me. As long as it is within my ability, I will do it."

Afraid that the woman might suddenly have a seizure, he left a gap in his words.

"A cunning man. I haven't thought about it yet. I'll tell you when I think about it."

Hishikibu said. "Okay, I'll leave it to you then."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

People with Hishikibu's temperament and status generally don't promise to do anything for others easily, but if they promise, they will basically do it.

Therefore, he finally got the honorary owner medal of Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City.

Considering the outstanding people and beautiful scenery of this community, this medal is of great value.

If he could convince the pajama boy to order takeout, he could also do other things at the same time, killing two birds with one stone.

"What are you grinning about there?"

Just as Liu Zheng was immersed in beautiful fantasies, the cattle and horses came back from outside.

"I thought of happy things."

He replied casually.

"What happy thing?"

Niuma also asked casually.

"Your wife is going to have a baby."

Liu Zheng wanted to say this, but considering that he would be beaten into a pulp by cattle and horses if he was too naughty, he chose to speak normally.

"I'm about to get another honorary owner medal."

"You really need to bother with that stuff. You might as well go pick up some girls instead."

Niuma complained.

"Each has its own uses. It's better to have it than not to have it."

He didn't explain in detail.

Cows and horses do not follow the same path as he does, and what is suitable for him may not be suitable for cows and horses.

"It's the same as not saying it."

The cows and horses rolled their eyes and lay back down on the haystack.

"You kid, did you secretly sleep in my bed again?"

As soon as it lay down, it started barking.

"No, I just saw some dust on the haystack, so I helped you clean it up."

Liu Zheng said pretending to be innocent.

"Bullshit, my haystack is impervious to water and fire, dust and dirt. There is no way there will be any ash."

The cattle and horses pierced him.

"That means I sleepwalked there. Don't be angry, big brother. I will tie my hands and feet up next time I sleep."

He immediately changed his tone.

"You've been making up stories all day. Come here and let me break your legs, then I'll believe you."

The cows and horses cursed.

"Ah, that's not necessary, is it?"

Although short legs can be lengthened, it will be painful.

"Hurry up, if you let me pass it won't be a matter of two legs."

Niuma said grimly.

"Alas, if the boss wants me to die, I have to die."

Liu Zheng moved reluctantly towards the direction of the cattle and horses.

"Dong dong dong."

Just when he thought he could not escape, there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

"I'll open the door."

He immediately pounced on the door like a hungry tiger.

The cows and horses rolled their eyes but didn't stop him.

When I opened the door, I saw Salmon standing outside holding a packed food box, looking very well-behaved.

"Liu Zheng, I'm here to give you something, meow."

It said, shaking its head.

"Yeah, salmon is really capable."

Liu Zheng took the food box and took the opportunity to rub its head.

"The drink order is in there too, meow. Check it out. If there's nothing wrong, I'll go back."

Salmon said.

"Don't worry, since you're here, take the kitchen's portion back."

Liu Zheng turned around and carried out two boxes.

He didn't know how many people were in each department, so he could only roughly estimate the number and set aside the food.

Considering the relationship between the takeaway department and the kitchen, it is natural to ensure that each person in the kitchen has a portion. If there are not enough dishes left, there is nothing that can be done.

"Come, drink while you wait."

Liu Zheng took out a cup of yellow apricot iced tea for Salmon.

"Okay meow."

Salmon held the cup and drank.

“Salmon is so good.”

He touched it again and then opened the lunch box.

In the lunch box were two steamed, swollen, purple feet, which, judging by their size, must have belonged to a baby.

Liu Zheng frowned and looked at the item introduction.

"Name: Steamed Oedipus's Foot (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restore a small amount of physical strength to make up for deficiencies."

"Effect 2: The next time you guess the riddle, you will definitely guess it correctly (it cannot exceed the player's ability limit)."

"Note: This special meal is made from the feet of a man who killed his father and married his mother, using the secret technique of rejuvenation. It has a miraculous effect when fed to the sphinx."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"The note this time is finally not the Riddler."

he complained.

Of course he knew Oedipus, a typical tragic character in Greek mythology, who was abandoned by his father because of an oracle that he would kill his father and marry his mother. As a result, because he did not recognize his own parents, he actually killed his father and married his mother.

After learning the truth, he could not accept it and chose to leave his country. As a result, his mother hanged herself, and his two sons also died in the fight for the throne. It was a complete tragedy.

Oedipus was the one who solved the Sphinx's riddle and made it ashamed of its money, so it makes sense that the Sphinx liked to eat his feet.

However, these two feet are obviously not authentic, but fakes made using the feet of people with similar fates.

Considering the need to stick to the myth as much as possible, this unlucky guy must have killed his father and married his mother without knowing it.

It's quite troublesome to find one, and it's not easy even if you raise one yourself. No wonder white-feather chickens are very expensive.

"what?"

In that case, this technique is very similar to the one used by the Quill Pen Club to produce "Extreme Joy Leads to Sorrow".

"As expected, all crows are black."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Although he felt disgusted by the behavior, he had no intention of destroying the meal.

This is the horrible state of the metropolis, and he can only turn a blind eye to it and save whoever he sees.

Putting away the "Steamed Oedipus's Foot", Liu Zheng picked up the drink order and took a look at it.

The entire page is densely packed with hundreds of types.

“What about payment and delivery?”

he asked.

The alcohol and drinks purchased by the Bloody Restaurant are naturally not cheap. The payment for goods of this magnitude would be at least tens of millions, which he cannot afford to pay for.

"The accounts are settled uniformly, and the goods are also delivered by the winery itself."

The calico cat said.

"That's fine."

"The boss said that you can choose to buy goods while delivering food, or you can choose to buy goods on a special day. If you buy goods on a special day, you have three hours to buy goods. If you don't finish the purchase by the time, the boss will make you into black goat kid meat sauce."

The calico cat continued.

"When does the three hours start?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It starts from the moment you told the boss that you were going out to buy some goods, meow."

The calico cat replied.

"That's it"

Hearing this, he fell into deep thought.

If he uses the time for delivering the takeaways to complete the purchasing task first, and then tells Baiyuji to go get more stock, then he will have three hours of time to go out.

If we add the time for delivering the takeaway, then maybe there will be enough time to go to the Shiwanda Mountains.

(End of this chapter)