It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 529: Eighteen Beauties and Eighteen Touches

Under the driver's aggressive driving, after several drifts, the sports car arrived at the door of the clinic.

To Liu Zheng's relief, the Sphinx was already lying in its faithful parking spot.

Although he looks a little depressed, he will recover slowly as long as he is alive.

And, he brought something that could help it recover.

"You didn't even roll your eyes at me. That's not like you."

Liu Zheng walked up to it and said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, the sphinx raised its big head and rolled its eyes at him.

Liu Zheng burst out laughing.

"If you come here just to laugh at me, then I don't mind eating you up as a tonic."

The Sphinx said with an unhappy look on his face.

"I don't have much nutrition, but I brought you something nutritious."

He took out the "meat bones" from the legendary takeout box.

"Take a look, what is this?"

"'Meat and bones!'"

The sphinx stood up immediately, its eyes shining.

Any living thing cannot resist the smell of "meat bones", no matter what race or taste it has.

"Want to eat?"

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Human, don't think you can control me with this. I will not surrender."

The sphinx held back the saliva that was about to burst and spoke firmly.

"I just asked if you wanted to eat? Where did all the drama come from?"

He said in confusion.

"Humph, even if you don't say it, I know what you are thinking."

"I don't even know what I'm thinking. Just tell me if you want to eat or not."

Liu Zheng said.

".think."

The Sphinx hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly admitted it.

"Give."

He handed the "meat bone" to its mouth.

"Really no conditions?"

The Sphinx said suspiciously.

"No. When did I ever put forward conditions when I gave you something?"

"Then you should put forward some conditions. If you don't put forward any conditions, I will almost lose my life. I will feel more at ease if you put forward some conditions."

The Sphinx said.

"Not really. By the way, this is just an appetizer, there will be a main course later. But it's not ready yet, I'll bring it to you next time I come. Come on, ah~"

Liu Zheng made a gesture of opening his mouth.

"You are sick, human, I am not a child."

The Sphinx cursed and opened his mouth.

"Big cats are just kids."

He put the meat bone into the sphinx's mouth, helped to trim its hair, and walked into the clinic.

"You are going too far."

As soon as I entered the door, Dr. Nile said with a stern look on his face.

He had tolerated people borrowing his money, taking his belongings, using his clinic as a shelter, and using him as cheap labor, but now he had even treated his clinic's bodyguards like this.

If he is so unscrupulous before he even becomes a son-in-law, what will happen after he marries Cesar?
"Sorry, sorry, this really happened unexpectedly. I didn't expect to contact the Sphinx's true form. And I brought it 'meat bones', so its strength should be able to recover soon."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"That's pretty much it."

Doctor Nile's face lightened up a little.

"What on earth did you do to cause the Sphinx to be injured like that?"

After calming down, curiosity surged in his heart.

You know, Andros Phinks is considered a strong man among the sphinxes. He has no problem beating people in normal state, but this time he almost died from his injuries, which is simply shocking.

"It's nothing, just breaking a divine barrier, killing an evil god bishop, and slaughtering a divine monster."

Liu Zheng said lightly.

"God's monster! How is this possible? Are you sure you killed it instead of banishing it?"

Dr. Nile was shocked.

As a priest of the god Ra, he knew more about the gods' monsters than he did about cattle, horses and white-feathered chickens.

God's demons are not a race, but a general term for a type of creature like planeswalkers.

The ways in which they are produced vary greatly, but they are often closely related to a certain deity, and often only this deity can tame them.

No matter how high the status of other gods is, they can only suppress or erase them, but cannot establish the kind of connection with them based on the origin.

For mortals, it is extremely difficult to suppress or eliminate them, let alone repel them.

Because any god who is qualified to possess a divine monster is not an unknown person, and is a well-known figure among the gods recorded in the metropolis.

"That's not very clear, but it should be slaughtered."

Liu Zheng briefly explained what happened.

"Who exactly are this Red Ghost and his soldiers?"

Doctor Nile said with difficulty.

The existence of the devil of gods was actually powerless to fight back in front of them.

"I'm not sure either. Doctor, just keep this to yourself and don't spread it around."

he warned.

"I see."

Doctor Nile nodded solemnly.

"By the way, this is the money I borrowed from you last time."

Liu Zheng said as he was about to withdraw money from the system space.

"No need. I made a lot of money from those skilled women in the Pink Kingdom. I'll consider that as your agency fee."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Okay. How are they doing?"

he asked.

"Not very good. Many people have hidden injuries and traces of being eroded by the energy or substances of the guests. These problems are difficult to treat with surgery or drugs alone. They need to rest and take supplements, but they obviously don't have the conditions."

Doctor Nile said.

"Ah."

Liu Zheng nodded and said nothing.

He couldn't say "This is their fate", but he also didn't have the ability to change their fate, so he could only remain silent.

"But luckily, it was me they met."

Doctor Nile changed the subject.

"Eh? Doctor, do you have any solution?"

Liu Zheng said in surprise.

"You forgot that my scarab can transform feces into medicine, and these medicinal feces have a nourishing effect. They are perfect for treating these hidden injuries and chronic diseases."

Doctor Nile said.

"Where do you get all that shit?"

he asked.

"You've eaten so much that now you've forgotten where to get it."

Dr. Nile said, trying not to laugh.

"Oh, I see. It's the sewer."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

Well, he is inseparable from the sewer, especially the shit in the sewer.

"It's good to know. Let's go find shit quickly. Some of them can't hold on any longer. If they can't get the medicine shit anymore, they will have to wait for a few days."

Doctor Nile said.

In fact, the disease can be cured, but he opened a clinic not for charity, and giving discounts to those skilled women for the sake of Liu Zheng's face was already the limit.

"Wait, doctor, can't you go to the sewer too? Can't you find shit yourself?"

Liu Zheng tried to struggle.

"How dare you say that? You've beaten my security guard half to death. If I leave again, who will look after such a big clinic?"

Doctor Nile glared. "Okay, okay, I'll go."

He knew he was in the wrong, so he had to accept the difficult task.

"Damn it, we need to quickly get Niu Daji the right to freely enter and exit the sewers, and let him do this kind of thing from now on."

Liu Zheng thought to himself.

Niu Daji, who was rushing to the destination, suddenly felt a chill.

"It's alright then, I'll leave first."

Liu Zheng said.

"let's go."

Doctor Nile waved his hand as if shooing away a fly.

"Alas, the world is becoming more corrupt and people's hearts are cold and indifferent."

After leaving the clinic, he sighed in a pretentious manner.

"So much nonsense."

The sphinx tied his waist with its tail and threw him into the car.

"Your way of getting on the car is quite novel."

The driver looked at Liu Zheng who was diving headfirst into the passenger seat and said teasingly.

"Ahem, you don't understand this, Colonel. Getting on the bus like this helps to exercise the cervical spine and promote blood circulation."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Really? Then you should get on the bus this way from now on. If it's inconvenient, I can help you."

"That's fine. Too much is as bad as too little. Just exercise occasionally. Let's go to the Funeral Home."

He turned over and said.

The funeral home was a bit far from the clinic, but fortunately, thanks to the excellent performance of the sports car and the driver's superb driving skills, it only took a dozen minutes to reach the destination.

The storefront of the "Dead Happy" funeral home is not very big, and its decoration style is more inclined towards the urban-rural fringe area.

But since the old man asked for it himself, it’s the one that matters, no matter how good it is.

"welcome."

As soon as Liu Zhengyi walked into the funeral home, a round-faced bald man came up to him.

The bald man was wearing a slightly loose suit, black-framed glasses, and a small moustache. He had a hypocritical and materialistic smile on his face, and his small eyes were full of scrutiny and calculation.

"I want to take care of the funeral."

Liu Zheng spoke straight to the point.

"Of course, those who come here are here to hold funerals. Those who want others to hold funerals should go to the black market."

The bald man made a joke.

"What kind of set menus do you have here?"

he asked.

"As soon as he came in, he asked about the set menu. The gentleman is indeed a quick-witted person. But funerals and weddings are important events in life, and we can't rush them. How about we take a look at the cemetery first?"

The bald man suggested.

"You have a cemetery here? Aren't all graves in cemeteries?"

Liu Zheng asked in confusion.

"It's obvious that this gentleman is knowledgeable. Yes, the graves are indeed in the cemetery, but we have an agreement with the cemetery. As long as you choose the grave number and unit type from us, we can send a construction team to do the work immediately, and the burial will definitely not be delayed."

The bald man's voice was up and down, as if he was not selling something but giving a speech.

"Okay, let's take a look."

After all, he has become my godfather, so it’s a bit too much that he doesn’t even choose the apartment type.

"Okay, please come this way."

The bald man brought Liu Zheng to the center of the hall.

"Xiao Lu, show the guests the latest floor plan."

The bald man ordered.

"Okay, manager."

A slightly accented voice came from the ground.

Liu Zheng looked at the ground and saw a woman in a shirt and short skirt embedded in the floor tiles.

After the woman finished speaking, her body bulged and deformed, and soon turned into a sand table commonly seen in sales centers.

"Sir, please look, this is the high-end community we carefully built in the cemetery. It is all about upwind and upwater, an underground CBD, and a back garden for life."

The bald man took out a teaching stick from somewhere, pointed at the sand table and spoke passionately.

Liu Zheng looked at the various cemetery models in the sand table, all of which were numbered.

“Are these the cemeteries you bought?”

he asked.

"That's right. Every owner who moves into our community has been carefully selected and is definitely a high-quality, high-end talent. In addition, we have equipped the community with professional housekeepers who are responsible for resolving the needs of the owners and conflicts between owners, ensuring that the owners enjoy a more comfortable living experience than before they died."

The bald man nodded.

"Is the butler alive or dead?"

Liu Zheng asked casually.

"We adopt a dual-steward system. The steward for the deceased is responsible for handling matters within the cemetery, while the steward for the living is responsible for handling matters outside the cemetery. We ensure that each person has a specific post and handles specific matters. In short, it can be summed up in two words: professionalism!"

The bald man said loudly.

"That sounds good. How much is that set?"

He pointed to a large flat and said.

"Sir, you really have a good eye. This is a rare sunny luxury house with two bathrooms, a large living room, two balconies, and a duplex design."

"Stop, stop, stop. Isn't this a large flat?"

Liu Zheng interrupted the bald man's chatter.

"This is the second floor. The first floor is underground."

The bald man explained.

".Okay, then what is scarce sunlight? Is there sunlight in the cemetery?"

"We have equipped the community with professional beauty-grade sun lamps, which are specifically supplied to homeowners in need."

The bald man said calmly.

".Awesome. I heard you have a lot of exciting projects here, such as 'Eighteen Farewells' and 'Sisters'."

"Is it an old man who passed away in your family?"

The bald man raised his eyebrows.

"How did you know?"

"Nine out of ten people who request both of these are old men. There are several levels of 18-day farewells. Which one do you want, sir?"

The bald man asked.

"What kinds?"

"There are Eighteen Bronze Men, Eighteen Scholars, Eighteen Beauties, Eighteen Martial Arts, Eighteen Weapons, Eighteen Levels of Hell, Eighteen Touches, etc. If you apply for membership on the spot, we also have a hidden project of the Eighteen Arhats."

Baldhead said.

"We also have a cooperative relationship with the Metaverse."

He suddenly leaned close to Liu Zheng's ear and whispered.

"Forget about the Eighteen Arhats, but what are the Eighteen Touches?"

Liu Zhenggang killed a bunch of bald donkeys, and when the Eighteen Arhats come, they will hold a funeral for him.

"Oh, it means eighteen massage masters massage the deceased at the same time, and bury him while massaging him."

Baldhead said.

"Eighteen people, can you stand?"

He said with empty eyes.

Only giants can enjoy this project.

"Sir, you misunderstood. I meant what I said literally. Eighteen massage masters are eighteen hands."

The bald man said calmly.

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There are eighteen damn massage masters, so many hands touching the dead body, those who know it might be a funeral item, but those who don’t would think it’s just a withering corpse.

"What about the sisters?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"We also have two grades of Sisters. Xiaodi, go and take out 'Sisters' and show them to the guests."

The bald man ordered.

"Okay, manager."

The black cloth in the corner of the hall was lifted, and a woman in professional attire walked out.

(End of this chapter)