It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 528 Driver: Get ready, I'm going to speed up

Chapter 528 Driver: Get ready, I'm going to speed up
"I want to hear what you can fart."

The cow and horse snorted.

"Look, no matter who calls Britain Grandpa, in the end there will be three types of people: the customer service department, the department that has never called the customer service department Grandpa, and the department that has called the customer service department Grandpa, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yeah, that's right."

Niuma nodded.

The white-feathered chicken thought about it and nodded.

"Then the department that called the Customer Service Department "Grandpa" must be a head lower than the Customer Service Department, right?"

he asked again.

"Correct."

There was no need to think about it, the cows, horses and white-feathered chickens all nodded immediately.

"Then the status of the three departments was basically equal. Now the customer service department has been called grandpa by one department, but the other department has not been called grandpa by this department. Doesn't the department that has not been called grandpa be inferior to the customer service department?"

"To put it simply, the three departments have become a grandfather, son, and grandson relationship. Do the two bosses want Britain to be your grandfather or father?"

Liu Zheng asked, trying not to laugh.

"Don't want to, don't want to."

The cows and horses shook their heads like rattles.

"That's right. The customer service department is our biggest concern. As the two supervisors of the customer service department and the kitchen, you should work together to make money and face the outside world in a harmonious way."

He advised earnestly.

"For the sake of this human, I'll let it go this time. If you call me a yin-yang chicken next time, humph!"

The white-feathered chicken snorted heavily.

"So what if I scold you?"

The cows and horses still seemed unconvinced.

"Then the staff meals in your kitchen will only contain salmon cat litter and shark urine."

The white-feathered chicken said coldly.

"Fuck, Plague Chicken, are you serious?"

The cattle and horses were frightened at that time.

"Then do you admit defeat?"

"I lost. Just ignore what I just said."

The cows and horses gave in decisively.

"I know Salmon, but who is Shark Dagger?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"The employee who made the seasoning had the stinkiest urine I've ever smelled. It stinks worse than a fart in the sewer."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Ugh, that really stinks."

Fortunately, Niuma gave in, otherwise if the employee meals were really changed, he would definitely eat them all.

"Let's get down to business. After paying the rent for 'Wrath' and my fee, there is still some money left for the monster meat. Do you want food or something?"

The white-feathered chicken said.

"There is such a good thing."

Liu Zheng was a little surprised.

He had already assumed that the monster meat was the spoils of the White-Feathered Chicken, but he didn't expect that the other party still counted his share.

As expected of the rooster standing at the top of the metropolitan chefs, he really has style.

"Hurry up, I don't have time to waste on you. There's soup simmering on the stove."

The white-feathered chicken urged.

"Is there anything that the sphinx likes to eat?"

Liu Zheng asked without much thought.

The Sphinx has made great efforts this time and must be compensated.

"Yes, there is, but it's very expensive. After you give it to me, we'll be even."

The white-feathered chicken said after he finished calculating in his mind.

"no problem."

He nodded.

"By the way, I want twelve more bottles of fine wine."

"This does not."

The white-feathered chicken shook his head.

"Please be flexible, Chef Boss. Money is not a problem."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

Having just received a huge sum of more than two million, he immediately received another large sum of remuneration. He is now very wealthy.

"It's not about money. I've sold you too much wine during this period. It will be difficult to balance the bill if I sell you more."

The white-feathered chicken's attitude was very firm this time.

"Okay, is there any other solution?"

"Yes, I can arrange for you to go to Du Kang Winery to purchase the goods. How much you can buy will depend on your ability."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Come on, come on, Chef, sit down and eat while you talk slowly."

Liu Zheng was very tactful and moved his stool over and handed over a few dried fish.

"You bribed me with a salmon snack?"

The white-feathered chicken glanced at him.

"Our takeaway shop is small and we don't have many people. We can't help but feel that the hospitality is a little shabby. Please forgive us."

He said cheekily.

"Ah."

The white-feathered chicken sat down on the stool, took the dried fish and stuffed it into its mouth.

"People who go to Du Kang Winery to buy wine must first pay for the beautiful dreams as a ticket. The more beautiful dreams you have and the higher the quality, the better the wine you can buy and the higher the discount."

"What happens if you pay for your dream?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's hard to say. Everyone's reaction is different. Some people will feel depressed, some will become slow to react, and some will lose some of their memory."

"The most serious case was one who couldn't sleep and died suddenly after working so hard for a while."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"My goodness, is this a winery or some kind of brainwashing laboratory?"

He twitched the corner of his mouth and said.

"How can being the beverage supplier for a bloody restaurant not be unique?"

The white-feathered chicken sneered at his fuss.

Even those second-rate wineries have their own specialties, either the raw materials, the brewing techniques, or the gifts.

"What if there are no sweet dreams?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's okay to have nightmares instead of good dreams, but the requirements for nightmares are very high. If your nightmare does not meet the standards, Du Kang Winery will help you have a nightmare, and it is guaranteed to be evil and fierce enough."

"As for whether you can bear it or not, that is not their concern."

The white-feathered chicken replied.

"Sure enough, no one who has anything to do with the restaurant is a good person."

he sighed.

"Where can the good people in the metropolis come from?"

The white-feathered chicken sneered.

"To live you must fight and rob, otherwise you will become someone else's slave or food."

"It's too profound. I don't understand. I just follow my boss and hold on to his big thick legs."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"Bah, you made my legs thinner. When I quit my job, you'll be the only one in the takeout department. Let's see whose legs you'll hug."

The cattle and horses spat at him.

"A boss is a boss. Except for you, everyone else is just a boss. Not to mention leaving the restaurant, even if we leave the Metropolitan, you are still my boss and you can't get rid of it."

Liu Zheng said with a grin.

"Yue, you should tell your women about these disgusting things."

The cows and horses looked disgusted.

"Salmon will deliver the food and drink orders later. Humph!"

The white-feathered chicken was too lazy to watch the two of them acting out the "father dies and son laughs" drama, so he turned around and left.

"Phew, that scared me. I thought it was going to take back its anger."

Liu Zheng put away the stool and closed the door of the lounge, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

As knives of perfect quality, "Anger" is more suitable for him than "Gluttony".

With "anger" in hand, his normal attack power will be improved by several levels, not to mention the ultimate move of transforming into an "angry demon".

"If it wanted to take it back, it would have just called instead of coming in person."

Niuma curled his lips and said.

"You still understand it, big man."

Liu Zheng said admiringly.

"That's right. Look how many years I've been dealing with it. Did you make a lot of money this time?"

Niuma asked suddenly.

"Ah, no. Alas, I have used up all my cards. I only earned a little hard work fee. It's a big loss."

He sighed deeply.

"Stop pretending to be stupid and saying 'money is not a problem'. You must have made a lot of stops this time. Come on, share the money."

The cow and horse stretched out their hooves. "You didn't help again this time."

Liu Zheng protested.

"Bullshit, if I'm not in charge of the takeout department, how can you get the chance to go out and earn extra money? Hurry up, or you won't be able to pick the orders next time."

Niuma blew his beard and glared.

"Alas, a higher-ranking official can crush a person to death."

He reluctantly took out one hundred thousand and put it on the hooves of the oxen and horses.

"That's it?"

The cattle and horses were not satisfied.

"It's really gone. It costs money for me to maintain connections."

Liu Zheng said loudly.

"You kid, I don't know that every time I spend money, I have to earn the same amount back. I'm never one to suffer a loss. Hurry up, or I'll take it myself if you keep dawdling."

Niuma threatened.

He took out another 100,000 yuan with a speechless look on his face.

"I'm really dead this time. How can I make money without leaving some capital?"

Liu Zheng emphasized.

"Hmph, forget it this time. Be more disciplined next time. How can a younger brother need his elder brother to urge him to pay tribute? He really doesn't know the rules."

The cows and horses glared at him with their noses, then went back to the haystack to count their money happily.

"嘁~"

He raised two middle fingers at Niu Ma in his heart, then picked up his stool and returned to his faithful corner to sit down.

After reading the newspaper for a while, a ghost hand crawled in from outside the door.

After putting down the takeaway order, it opened its palm towards Liu Zheng, obviously wanting food and drink.

Liu Zheng tentatively took out a piece of alien insect meat, and the ghost hand clenched his fist in disgust.

He had no choice but to take out a few more dried fish.

Ghost Hand ate the dried fish reluctantly, then hammered his hoof hard, causing him to almost jump up in pain, as if he had been hit by a pile driver.

The ghost hand smiled silently, then skipped out of the lounge.

"grass!"

Only after it left did Liu Zheng dare to shout out.

"Hahaha, you deserve it. Now you know it's not that easy to make friends with big guys, right?"

The cows and horses laughed with glee.

"Sacred gold."

Liu Zheng was too lazy to pay attention to it. He picked up the takeaway order and looked at the contents on it.

“Dish: One serving of hot ice cubes”

“Address: Rose Street, near the plane trees”

"Ordered by: William"

"Time limit: one hour"

When he saw the address, he was sure it was the Green Shade Cultural Spot.

Although the time limit is only one hour, fortunately it is close, so there is still time to do something else first.

"I'm delivering food, boss."

Liu Zheng said hello, then picked up the legendary takeout box and walked out of the lounge.

Opening the lunch box on the dining car, a plate covered with red oil and chopped ice cubes appeared in front of him, and it was also covered with seasonings and side dishes such as ginger slices, garlic slices, and green onions.

But the strange thing was that there was no chill coming out of the ice. Even when his tentacle was just a millimeter away from the ice, he did not feel the chill.

"Name: Explosive Ice Cube (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After use, the mental attribute is temporarily increased by 3 points, which lasts for one hour."

"Note: Just eat them. They are delicious with a crunch."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Fancy."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes at the effects of the items, put the food into the refrigerator, and took out the previous meal to eat.

After eating a plate of "stomping fish head", he quickly felt two turbulent currents rushing towards his legs, making the tips of his hooves slightly itchy.

"The explosive power of my legs has improved."

As the system prompt sounded, a green light lit up on the legendary takeout box.

"very good."

Liu Zheng put on the takeaway box and called the driver.

"Colonel, please rent a sports car and be the driver yourself."

He said.

"no problem."

The driver readily agreed.

When he walked out of the takeaway channel, a brand new Koenigsegg One-1 stopped at the door.

"How's the car?"

The driver patted the steering wheel and said.

"handsome!"

Liu Zheng said sincerely as he looked at the silver and black car body.

The extreme curves of the car make it look like a giant snake, and the two headlights are the evil eyes of the snake.

"This is my personal collection. I would never open it if you hadn't rented it to me."

the driver said.

"The Colonel is a man of honor."

He gave a thumbs-up sign with all four tentacles.

"You don't need to praise me. You just need to tell me how you escaped."

The driver waved his hand.

The fact that he was able to forcefully send him away along with his tank showed that his strength was not comparable to those small fry they had encountered before.

"He didn't run away. I killed him head-on."

Liu Zheng told the driver about the battle.

"Captain Dragonfly, why have I never seen such a person before?"

The driver asked in confusion.

"Maybe it's because he never appears in public except for hosting games."

he guessed.

"A monster of God. I saw it once when I visited the Black Magic Research Institute. I remember it vividly. At that time, I wanted to let my troops fight it, but the scientists refused. They said that they had finally got one and it was not for us to play with."

"I didn't expect to encounter it again this time. I was not able to fight it again."

The driver felt deeply sorry.

"There will be a chance."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Speaking of which, shouldn't you equip those chariots with anti-teleportation devices?"

he reminded.

"I'm just a soldier, not a scientist. Where do I get all these advanced technologies?"

The driver rolled his eyes at him.

"That's all I can do. Next time you run into an interesting enemy like this, you'll have no choice but to listen to my stories~"

Liu Zheng deliberately dragged out his voice.

"Hmph, wait till I get back and think of a solution."

Although the driver knew he was trying to provoke him, he still fell for it.

The main reason is that this guy is really good at causing trouble. He has only been here for a few days and he has already encountered things like divine monsters. Who knows how much fun he will cause in the future.

If he couldn't participate every time, it would be more painful for him than erasing his existence.

"Hey, hey. Let's go to the clinic first."

Liu Zheng said.

"it is good."

The driver started the sports car, and the roar of the engine like a giant beast exploded in the street.

"Wuhu~"

He stood up directly, feeling the speed coming towards him with his body. His four tentacles danced wildly in the wind like a mad monster.

"Is it exciting?"

the driver asked.

"Stimulate."

"Want something more exciting?"

The driver asked again.