It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 498 The restaurant is giving out benefits
"You've been gone for too long, haven't you?"

The cows and horses complained.

"I can't help it. My boss won't let me leave."

Liu Zheng returned to the lounge and spread out his tentacles.

"Is there another job assigned to you?"

The cattle and horses reacted immediately.

"I was born to be a hard worker. Every dog ​​on the street would ask me to find a bone for it."

He laughed at himself.

"I delivered takeout twice while you were away."

The cows and horses complained.

"Thank you, sir. How about I give you a massage?"

"Forget it. You seem to be busy enough. You definitely don't have the energy to press it properly. I'll just lie down by myself."

The cow and horse muttered a few words, turned over and continued to lie there.

Liu Zheng smiled and was about to go over to give it a massage when the phone rang.

"Senior, are you okay?"

He pressed the answer button and the novelist's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"It's okay, I'm already back in the restaurant."

Liu Zheng said.

"That's good. I called you several times during this time, but I couldn't get through. I was very worried."

The novelist breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, it's not like I've had nothing to do. I took on several more jobs along the way. Oh, forget it, I won't mention it. It makes me feel overwhelmed."

He sighed.

"You've worked so hard. Do you want me to order some takeout and go shopping with you to relax?"

The novelist suggested.

"Forget it, you're not that delicate. Besides, you just had it not long ago, and no matter how healthy you are, you can't stand this kind of torture."

Liu Zheng refused without hesitation.

"Senior, you are really awesome. Then I'll let Hishikibu order."

The novelist said in a gentle tone.

"Hey! It's fine if I go to jail with you, but you won't let me go even if I die, right? Woman, aren't you going too far?"

From the side came the dissatisfied voice of Hishikibu.

"I'll place an order for that limited edition Black Swan miniature theater set you liked last time."

The novelist said.

"Of course, for my own happiness, I can't let go of my best friend, not to mention my parents. Order now, quickly."

Hishikibu changed the subject.

“What is a micro-theater?”

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"It is a miniature theatre company that can perform writers' manuscripts in the form of stage plays. It is very useful for writers who are more inclined to drama and those who like to write action scenes."

The novelist explained.

"The actors in the troupe?"

"They are specially bred miniature people. Each of them has multiple personalities and strong emotional perception, and can be very good at recreating the characters. However, their lifespan is generally not long, and the more frequently they are used, the shorter their lifespan. Replacing them is expensive, so only great writers and wealthy people will buy them."

"However, the Black Swan Limited Edition comes with a 30-year free replacement service. If you use it frequently enough, it will be more cost-effective than the regular model."

The novelist introduced patiently.

“Do they know they’re just actors?”

"The actors can't say anything about this, but I think they should know about it."

The novelist said frankly.

"Okay. I won't buy it yet. I'll tell you when I need it."

He said after a moment's silence.

"Okay. Then you have a good rest. You can contact me anytime if you have any questions."

"You too, you just came out of the dark room. Take some time to calm down. Maybe you'll get the idea and write a good beginning."

Liu Zheng warned.

"Yes, I will let you review it first."

The novelist said happily.

"Boss."

After hanging up the phone, he suddenly shouted.

"What? I'm warning you, if you try to show off your beautiful, rich, white girl, I'll really kick you."

Niuma said vigilantly.

"Why do you think life is so hard?"

Liu Zheng shook his head and said.

"Life is full of suffering. Of course, death may not bring happiness either."

Niuma didn't expect him to say this, and spoke after a long silence.

"Look at the pile of dead bodies in the cemetery. If you don't have enough obsession, you will destroy yourself. But the stronger the obsession, the more pain you will suffer."

“Who is happy in the metropolis?”

he asked again.

"A chaebol? A high-ranking official? A rich and powerful immortal? Who knows?"

The cows and horses turned over.

"Anyway, for me, as long as I have meat to eat and wine to drink, and enough money to pay off the mortgage and go to a brothel to have some fun, I can get by."

"Other things are things that you, who are destined to die early or live forever, should think about."

It said as it scratched its belly with its hoof.

"Eternal life? I never thought of becoming a god."

"You talk as if you can get the position if you want to. You are just bragging every other sentence."

The cows and horses looked down on him.

"I don't think you are lucky enough to be a god. Try to live forever in other people's memories. That can also be considered eternal life."

"Then let others live forever in my memory. If immortality is impossible, being an immortal species is not bad. A thousand-year-old turtle is ten thousand-year-old tortoise. At worst, I can ask the salmon's owner for its shell and turn into a turtle spirit."

Liu Zheng said half-jokingly.

"Then what about your bloodline? A black goat cub mixed with a turtle-man?"

"Hahaha!!!"

Perhaps because they thought the name was too funny, the cows and horses burst into laughter.

"Boss, could you please stop laughing so loudly? It's hurting my eyes."

He picked at his ear piercing and said expressionlessly.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"

The cows and horses laughed even louder.

"Throwing thunder."

Liu Zheng gave it a middle finger in his heart.

"Clap!"

The ghost hand that crawled in from outside looked at the cow and horse in confusion, pointed at it, and then made a ton ton ton gesture towards Liu Zheng.

The meaning is obvious, this guy is drunk?
"Hahaha!"

This time it was Liu Zheng's turn to laugh.

"Screw you, come back and bring me some coffee, or I'll beat you to death."

Niuma threatened.

"understood."

He waved his tentacles and took out the damaged dragon fishing rod.

"???"

The ghost pointed at the dragon fishing rod and opened his mouth wide.

Where's my beer bottle? Where's my big, green beer bottle?
Liu Zheng gave it an apologetic look and didn't say much.

The ghost hand was burned by Si Xue's golden liquid last time, so he should be able to recognize her breath.

After touching the dragon fishing rod with heartache, the ghost hand stretched out a finger towards Liu Zheng, and then made a ton-ton-ton gesture.

Liu Zheng guessed that this probably meant a bottle of wine in exchange.

After all, the ghost hand can’t get out, so it’s useless to fish with a dragon rod.

As a beer bottle of perfect quality, what can be exchanged with it is naturally wine of perfect quality.

"I owe another bottle."

He sighed.

His inventory was increasing, and his debt was also increasing.

If it was a perfunctory deal, Liu Zheng could still run away and deny the debt.

But most of the debts he owes now are half-borrowed and half-given as favors, so he would be embarrassed to default on them even if he wanted to.

"Oh, forget it. Too many lice won't itch, and too many debts won't worry you."

While hypnotizing himself, he picked up the takeout order from the ground.

“Food: One serving of potato cake”

"Address: Jiahe New Residence Property Management Center" "Orderer: Manager Huang"

"Time limit: one hour"

"A new home in Jiahe again?"

Liu Zheng’s first reaction was to take the initiative to place an order.

But when he thought about the fact that the teething stick had been returned, there should be no more disputes between him and Jiahe's new home.

It's impossible to ask him to return the honorary owner medal, right?

"Um"

Thinking of the honorary owner medal, Liu Zheng was thoughtful.

As the only community where he currently holds the honorary owner medal, he was assigned the order for Jiahe New Home just after he came out of his boss's office, and the order was sent to the property center. This made it difficult for him not to suspect that it was intentional.

As to whether it was deliberate making things difficult or deliberate letting the opponent off the hook, Liu Zheng was more inclined to the latter.

After all, he has now taken on the big job of pulling the Nine Dragons Coffin. Once it is completed, it will be good for everyone. Neither the Bloody Restaurant nor Si Xue have any reason to make things difficult for him.

"Why not just set a three-day time limit? And the food is actually fried potato chips, how stingy!"

Liu Zheng complained.

Thinking about how Si Xue had set a seven-day delivery deadline when she first made the move, and even gave him a day off for free when she came back, this time it was probably the work of the Bloody Restaurant.

"Forget it, it's better to have it than not to have it."

He shook his head and walked out of the lounge.

After opening the lunch box, a golden and slightly black potato cake appeared in front of Liu Zheng.

"Name: Hash Browns (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Ordinary"

"Effect: Restore physical strength."

"Note: Liu Zheng, if you don't want to live, just say so. There's no need to irritate me in this way."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Good boy, this time you directly mentioned the name."

He twitched the corner of his mouth.

But swear to God, this has nothing to do with him this time. It's the restaurant that is stingy. If you have the guts, go and find them.

You pick the softest persimmons to squeeze, and you pick the softest bugs to peck, right? You deserve to be treated harshly.

Liu Zheng put the lunch box into the legendary takeout box while cursing.

The green light is on, and the food is fine.

It's also conceivable that an employee who could make problems with frying potato cakes should have become food long ago.

After exiting the takeaway channel, Liu Zheng got directly into the sports car, and the driver sat in the driving seat.

Since it was a welfare bill, he would naturally make full use of the delivery time.

"Where to go first?"

Liu Zheng looked at the map and began to think.

First of all, he must go to the store that sells dragon dung.

The restaurant had originally given him the order in order to help him complete the Nine Dragons Coffin Project. If he stopped doing his job and went to do something else, the restaurant would definitely be unhappy.

Although Liu Zheng was more on Si Xue's side, he would not offend the restaurant unless they had a falling out.

Secondly, he must also go to the sewer.

If he could repair the dragon fishing rod, he would have an extra powerful piece of equipment of perfect or even legendary quality, which would be of great help in his subsequent actions.

Then, you also have to go to the drugstore that sells Di Yejia.

The takeaway channel is the only way for Liu Zheng to go in and out of the restaurant every time, and it is obviously not a good idea to put it off.

As for places like Du Kang Winery, Shiwandashan, cemetery, funeral homes, etc., we can only wait for a while.

"Let's go to Rose Street first."

After some thought, Liu Zheng made a decision.

When he arrived at Rose Street, he greeted the plane trees from afar and dived into the sewer.

"Where's the stuff?"

When he saw the fisherman, the latter didn't waste any words and asked directly.

"here."

Liu Zheng took out the dragon fishing rod.

"It's such a good thing, how did it become like this?"

The fisherman stroked the dragon fishing rod and said with heartache.

“Because it’s all put to good use.”

He was worried about violating the rules by being too specific, so he could only speak vaguely.

Fortunately, the fisherman was not stupid and he easily understood what he meant.

"Well, apart from our clan, only this kind of treasure can be used to catch dragons."

The fisherman nodded.

"Could your clan be the spirits formed from fishing gear?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"How should I know? How about I send you to hell to ask the ancestors?"

The fisherman said unkindly.

"That's not necessary. Just ask the ancestors to tell you in a dream later."

He declined the fisherman's suggestion.

"Humph, all you do is talk nonsense all day long."

"Yes, yes, yes. So can this treasure be repaired?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It can be repaired, but it's impossible to restore it to its original state."

The fisherman said.

"How to say?"

"This dragon fishing rod was originally a semi-finished product and was damaged. If we want to repair it, we must use other forces to fix it. But after it is fixed, its effect will definitely be affected by the subsequent forces."

The fisherman replied.

“So can we selectively retain the existing effects?”

"Which effect do you want to keep?"

the fisherman asked.

"One Fishing for the Universe."

"All I can say is try your best."

The fisherman didn't dare to guarantee it.

"However, I can temporarily repair it so that you can use Qiankun Yijiao once and the dragon fishing rod will not be damaged. But this item will be temporarily unusable."

"That's not bad."

He said with surprise.

Dragon power and dragon fishing are just icing on the cake, but Qiankun Yi Fishing is the strategic effect.

"Well, your mirror is ready too. I'll give it to you later. Wait."

The fisherman said this and walked into the lower river.

After waiting for about ten minutes, he came out of the river again, holding a dragon fishing rod in one hand and a Sanke mirror in the other.

"Take it."

Liu Zheng took the fishing rod and mirror, and the item introduction popped up again.

"Name: Temporarily reinforced dragon fishing rod"

"Type: Equipment"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect 1: The player gains the 'Dragon Power' status."

"Effect 20: When the player fights a dragon, all attributes are increased by 20, and damage is increased by %."

"Effect 3: The player gains the skill 'Diao Kun Yi Diao'. After using it, the item will be temporarily unusable."

"Note: We were born from the same egg, why are you so anxious to catch each other?"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Name: Santa Mirror (One-time use)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After use, the dark side of Shajiang will be summoned. The player can impose a command on it. After completing the command, the dark side of Shajiang has a higher probability of attacking the player. The duration is one minute."

"Note: I've told you so many times that you can't use the Santa Mirror to have children with yourself, you idiots!"

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Good fellow, you even attack me."

After seeing the effect of the Santa Mirror, his eyes twitched.

Fortunately, he chose Shajiang instead of the fisherman.

The probability of killing a big boy like Jiang who looks sunny and cheerful is relatively high. If it were the fisherman, he would definitely kill him.

Although the effect was full of flaws, Liu Zheng was still very happy. Now he finally had another trump card to use.

(End of this chapter)