It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 497 Si Xue: You are dumber than the sewers.

"Don't be so stingy."

There was no movement from above, but Si Xue seemed to have received a reply.

"If the Writers Association really collapses, what good will it do to you? Even if that person can keep the stall going again, this period of time will be enough for others to tear off some pieces of your flesh, right?"

She said with confidence.

"Looking at the long-term, each landmark and each department is said to be eating from its own pot, but the rice still has to be cooked in the big kitchen of the metropolis, right?"

"If you don't help others make up for their mistakes today, others will come to steal your food. You're always hated for delivering food, and if something happens, I think you'll be the first one to be blamed."

"This kind of thing that is free of charge and can earn favors from big people, even a sewer can figure it out, you can't be dumber than a sewer, right?"

Si Xue continued.

"Crack!"

Before Liu Zheng could react, the chaise longue turned into a pile of powder and he fell into the lake.

The flapping tentacles stirred the lake water, and countless eyes, either curious or greedy, locked onto him through the water.

The next second, there was the sound of surging water breaking.

"grass!"

Liu Zheng felt his scalp tingling when he saw the vaguely visible figures of the treasures.

He felt as if he had turned into a ball of bait, and those dark shadows were the hungry fish waiting for the bait-making immortal.

Fortunately, this bunch of shit has grown legs.

Liu Zheng took out the express delivery slip and tore it up immediately when the treasures came close.

He had a crazy idea in his mind. If he caught a treasure and used the express note, could he take the treasure out?
Just when Liu Zheng was hesitating whether to try to get something for free, a hand reached into the lake and pulled him out.

"I've turned into an octopus, but why are I still so bad at swimming?"

Si Xue laughed at his embarrassed look.

"Boss, you are being a bit speciesist. Just because something has tentacles doesn't necessarily mean it's an octopus."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"I mean it, or do you really want to turn into an octopus?"

Si Xue's eyes turned cold.

"No, no, I think it's fine now. A land octopus sounds very special and cool."

He said quickly.

"Humph. Remember, don't let your favor get you into trouble. I'm not the easily intimidated female boss in those porn movies you watched. I have plenty of strength and means."

Si Xue pinched the skin on the back of his neck and said.

"Don't dare."

Liu Zheng said somewhat embarrassedly.

To be honest, Si Xue was worrying too much.

Not to mention that he is not the kind of person who would confuse artwork with reality. Even if he is, that is based on the premise that the other person is a human being.

No one really thinks they can trap Sadako by turning off the phone and then do whatever they want to her, right?
No way, right?

"Boss, have you reached an agreement?"

Liu Zheng changed the subject.

"Of course. As long as it's not a real idiot, it won't refuse my proposal."

Si Xue said with disdain.

He shrank his head and didn't dare to answer.

What should an employee do when a boss and his boss’ boss fight?
That, of course, is to reduce one's own presence.

Si Xue walked barefoot on the lake. The treasures that had swarmed in like a school of bloodthirsty sharks just now were now swimming desperately towards the bottom of the lake, fearing that they would be targeted by this female devil.

It was a pity that they were doing nothing because her goal today was very clear.

"Where's your indestructible beer bottle?"

Si Xue asked.

"it's here."

Liu Zheng quickly took it out.

As for why Si Xue knew about this, he was too lazy to think about it.

"You humans are really keen on making things that sound awesome but are actually useless."

Si Xue took the beer bottle and complained.

"Actually. Well, we humans are like that."

Thinking of a craftsman in real life who "can't be said to be useless, but is truly useless", Liu Zheng could only admit it.

"And they used seventeen encryption methods. What's the point?"

After Si Xue investigated for a while, she complained again.

He remained silent, fearing that Si Xue would vent her anger on him.

"Humans are such a psychopathic race. I really don't understand why that person loves you so much."

Si Xue shook her head and cut her wrist.

Golden blood flowed down and dripped into the mouth of the beer bottle.

The indestructible beer bottle slowly melted and then mixed with the golden blood, turning into a ball of gold and green liquid.

Si Xue gathered the golden-green liquid with both hands and rolled it like noodles, making it rounder, thinner, and longer, until it became a thin stick about three meters long.

"Well, it's almost there."

She nodded in satisfaction and threw the stick into the lake.

"Zi!"

The lake water instantly began to evaporate into thick steam, like clouds and mist, enveloping the two of them.

Si Xuexin waved her hand, and a gust of wind blew away the steam, revealing a thin stick.

The stick is emerald green all over, and is dotted with golden sand, which looks magnificent.

"We still need a fishing line."

Si Xue said as she looked at Liu Zheng's tentacles.

"Boss, how many do you want? I'll cut them myself."

He said immediately.

Just a few tentacles, better than anything else targeting him.

"You should keep it for yourself. It has a good bloodline, but its strength is too weak to be of any use."

Si Xue shook her head and pulled out a tuft of her hair.

"hiss!"

A cry of pain.

"I'm pulling my hair, why are you screaming?"

Si Xue said unhappily.

"I feel the same way."

"You're such a jerk. Just stay here and behave yourself. If you start acting like a jerk again, I'll make you work as a jerk in the customer service department."

Si Xue rolled her eyes at him.

"Boss, I was wrong."

Liu Zheng decisively admitted his mistake and made a gesture of closing his mouth.

Si Xue ignored his performance, twisted her hair into a bun, and attached it to the tip of the jade fishing rod.

The black hair immediately merged and extended, turning into a long thin line.

"It's still missing a fishhook. Where's your boning knife?"

Si Xue asked again.

"it's here."

Liu Zheng presents it respectfully.

Si Xue held the boning knife in her hand, and the blade quickly melted into a ball of molten metal, which made him feel distressed.

Although he used the Boning Knife less frequently after he got the Butcher Knife, it was still his first high-quality equipment and it was very practical. It had great commemorative value and usage value.

"Don't worry, you won't suffer any loss."

As Si Xue spoke, she tied the fishhook that had formed into a shape onto the fishing line.

"It's done."

She swung the fishing rod, and the silver hook dived into the treasure lake with a sharp sound of breaking wind.

The black fishing line continued to stretch, as if it would never run out, heading deep into the lake.

Si Xue shouted.

The jade fishing rod was tilted high, the black fishing line was quickly retrieved, and the lake water began to churn violently.

"Ow!"

A dragon head as big as a locomotive emerged from the water. It had a camel head, rabbit eyes, cow ears, a snake neck, a majestic lion-like mane, and two long whiskers under its jaw that moved without wind.

But Liu Zheng noticed that it had no dragon horns.

"What do you call a dragon without horns?"

While he was thinking, the dragon's entire body was pulled out of the water, and its size rapidly shrank and turned into a white dragon-shaped jade talisman.

Si Xue grabbed the jade talisman in her hand and swung it three times in a row.

The clawless dragon, the one-horned dragon and the coiled dragon, three more dragons were fished out of the water and turned into jade talismans that fell into her hands.

"Lake God, why is there still one missing?"

Si Xue asked with a frown.

"The other dragons were chosen by Peacock last time. Have you forgotten?"

The lake water solidified into a transparent human figure and said.

"It's that sick chicken again. She can really eat anything. She's not afraid of suffocating to death because of not being able to defecate."

Si Xue cursed.

These dragon-shaped jade talismans are made of dragon materials and are nurtured with spirituality in the Treasure Lake, so it is not impossible to say that they are real dragons.

But treasures are not living things after all, so they won’t taste very good if they are cooked into dishes.

The peacock's purpose was not so much to eat as to disgust Si Xue.

As for the four dragons in the obsidian pillar, they are Si Xue's personal property and can only be used with her consent.

The lake god did not respond and simply collapsed back into the lake.

Si Xue can scold the peacock as she pleases, but it can't.

What if Peacock becomes a restaurant owner one day?
Although the probability of such an event happening is infinitely close to 0, given its almost infinite lifespan, as long as the probability is not 0, it is bound to happen.

"Then you can get the remaining dragon yourself."

Si Xue said to Liu Zheng.

"Ah I?!"

He looked shocked.

Even Si Xue's fishing dragon caused blood to drip and hair to be pulled, and she also consumed one of his perfect quality and one of his excellent quality items. How could he get them all by himself?
"Why are you panicking? The Nine Dragons Carrying the Coffin are originally nine dead dragons. If you take a dragon egg or a young dragon and swallow them, it will naturally catalyze the formation of an adult dragon."

Si Xue said.

"Dragon eggs and baby dragons aren't that easy to deal with, right?"

Liu Zhengcai would never be fooled by her.

If there was any in the kitchen, Si Xue would just ask him to go to the kitchen and get it.

How could it be easy if there wasn’t even any food in the kitchen?

"Why would I need you for anything? With such a huge benefit, do you think it's so easy for you to share it?"

Si Xue glanced at him and said.

The opportunity to sell favors to a big shot like the president of the Writers Association is rare, and this is not just a small favor like saving face for the opponent or getting some useful items, but a big favor that concerns one's own vital interests.

The more share Si Xue takes, the more help she will get.

If she really didn't have that many dragons, she would have wished she could raise all nine dragons by herself.

"Okay, I'll think of a way."

Since Si Xue said so, Liu Zheng had no choice but to agree.

He remembered the store where Niu Daji bought dragon dung, and there might be clues there.

"What about these dragons?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Come back after you get the Nine Dragon Coffin and the last dragon. If you take it now, you won't be able to control it or keep it."

Si Xue replied.

"Okay, boss."

He was secretly disappointed.

These four dragon-shaped jade talismans are guaranteed to be items of perfect quality, and the quality of the four living dragons will only be high, not low.

If he gets it and settles the copy, he will take off on the spot.

With the snowball effect, maybe all the subsequent copies can be easily passed.

Although Liu Zheng rarely uses cheats when playing games, reality is not a game, and the more cheats the better.

"This one is yours."

Si Xue weighed the jade fishing rod in her hand and handed it to him.

Liu Zheng took the fishing rod and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Damaged Dragon Fishing Rod"

"Type: Equipment"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect 1: The player gains the 'Dragon Power' status."

"Effect 20: When the player fights a dragon, all attributes are increased by 20, and damage is increased by %."

"Effect 3: The player gains the skill 'Diaoyu'. After using it, the item is completely destroyed."

"Note: We were born from the same egg, why are you so anxious to catch each other?"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Dragon's Might: The player gains the dragon's deterrent aura. All attributes of creatures suppressed by the dragon's might are reduced by 15%. All attributes of dragonborn creatures or creatures that regard dragons as their natural enemies are further reduced by 10%."

“Qian Kun Yi Diao: After using, the fishhook will hit the target. At the same time, the player and the target will have a lucky confrontation. The loser will be imprisoned. The intensity and duration of the imprisonment are positively correlated with the difference in luck attributes between the two parties.”

"Brilliant!"

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up in his heart.

As expected, it is something made of multiple items and Si Xue’s body materials, the effect is overbearing.

Effect one alone is already amazing, and effect three is even more amazing.

The single-point strong control is sure to hit the target. If it is equipped with items that enhance the luck attribute, it will be a pain in the ass to fish for anyone, right?
He not only recalled the last fishing competition with the Ama, but also thought that if he had used this fishing rod at that time, he might have caught more than just the eggs in the sewer.

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“Why is it damaged?”

Liu Zheng asked.

Isn't this made from an indestructible beer bottle?
"Do you really think you're fishing? If it weren't made of that beer bottle of yours, this dragon fishing rod would be broken into pieces by now, even more broken than white pepper."

Si Xue said unhappily.

This subordinate is good in every way except that he is too weak and has a narrow vision. He cannot see the beauty of her moves just now.

If Niu Ma were here, he would have seized on the key points and praised them highly.

It can be seen that flattery is like doing things, you need to do both the hardware and the software, and both hands must be strong.

"Can that be fixed?"

Liu Zheng asked distressedly.

It would be a shame if such a good thing broke after one use.

"I just made this thing casually. It's impossible for me to make a new one, let alone repair it. You can find another way."

Si Xue shook her head.

"Okay. Thanks, boss."

He looked at it for a while but couldn't find any damage, so he put the dragon fishing rod into the system space.

Liu Zheng decided to call the pond owner and ask him if he could fix it. If he couldn't, he would ask the fisherman.

"you can go now."

Si Xue said to the lake.

As soon as she finished speaking, a hint of cold air immediately emerged from the surface of the lake, and the water quickly froze into thick ice, turning the cave into a world of ice and snow.

Si Xue held Liu Zheng's neck and walked up step by step, and a series of icy steps formed under her feet.

By the time she sat on the dragon throne, an iceberg had grown under her feet.

"Tell me, what did you talk about at the Fool's house?"

Si Xue flew to the platinum throne, put Liu Zheng at her feet, and asked calmly.

(End of this chapter)