It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 472: Champion Cattle and Horses’ Offal Soup

Chapter 472: Champion Cattle and Horses’ Offal Soup
"Name: Champion Horse and Cow Offal Soup (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 5: Strength and Constitution +."

"Effect 2: Immediately gain a champion ox-horse or ox-horse's skill, which lasts for one instance."

"Note: Too filial, really filial to the point of killing cattle and horses."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Boss, this is..."

Liu Zheng looked towards the cow and horse, only to find that the latter had disappeared.

"Parts of the entrails of a champion cow and horse plus its own blood, do you know the value of this soup?"

The white-feathered chicken suddenly spoke.

"At worst, I can pay it back with my life."

He smiled and said nonchalantly.

"That's a nice thought, but your life is not yours alone. You haven't even completed my commission yet. If you dare to die, I will stew your soul into soup."

The white-feathered chicken said coldly.

"If you say so, I have a favor to ask."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

"explain."

"Can you make me a cosplay costume and let me make a leather suit based on you?"

He said.

He had used cattle and horses enough, and it was time to try white-feathered chickens.

In terms of size, cosplaying as a white-feathered chicken is also more convenient for movement and sneak attacks, and it may also come with superb cooking skills.

"Why?"

The white-feathered chicken asked directly.

"I have thought of a perfect way to take revenge for you."

Liu Zheng said with confidence.

"Tell me about it. If you don't satisfy me, I'll use your offal in my next pot of soup."

The white-feathered chicken grabbed the knife next to it.

"How about sending him to the sewer to mutate, so that he can drink urine and eat feces to defecate for the rest of his life?"

"If you're still not satisfied, I can also arrange for him to be a toy for those sewer creatures."

He said.

"Are you sure you can get him into the sewer? After all, he was once a member of the special operations team. Even if he retired due to disability, his strength wouldn't be that bad."

The white-feathered chicken objected to his strength.

However, this also shows that it is still satisfied with Liu Zheng's plan.

"This will require your cosplay costume. As long as you get it for me, I promise to complete it for you. When the time comes, I will take Salmon to the sewer to buy fish, and then let him witness it for you with your own eyes."

Liu Zheng said, patting his chest.

"If you don't do it, I will kill you even if the boss gives the order."

The white-feathered chicken said after thinking for a long time.

"Don't worry, Chef. You've known me for so long. When have I ever fired a blank?"

he said confidently.

"I've only known you for a week, not as long as I've known that fish."

The white-feathered chicken pointed at the big fish that had been gutted by the calico cat and said.

"It's not the length of a friendship that matters, but its depth. Chef, you've studied me inside and out, don't you know who I am?"

Liu Zheng said without changing his expression.

"I really don't understand what kind of person you are. I just know that you are not completely human."

The white-feathered chicken complained.

“Ahahaha.”

"When do you want it?"

The white-feathered chicken paused and asked.

"Of course the sooner the better."

"I'm not free now. The earliest will be in the evening."

The white-feathered chicken said.

It's a hotel right now and it can't get away at all, let alone be a model for Liu Zheng.

"That's okay too."

Liu Zheng has not taken any major action for the time being.

"By the way, Mr. Napoleon, do you think it would be better if I put makeup on the cosplay costume?"

He suddenly had an idea.

"How should I know? I haven't used it. You should ask the customer service department."

The white-feathered chicken rolled its eyes.

"Yeah, haha, sorry. What about the wine and bugs?"

"Salmon, fetch twenty bottles of liquor and twenty kinds of bugs."

The white-feathered chicken said to the calico cat that was washing vegetables.

"Okay meow~"

The calico cat put down the vegetables in his hand and walked towards the wine cellar.

"Recently, since fish dishes have been recommended by the chef, the consumption of sewer fish has been very high. This time, the wine and bugs will be paid for with sewer fish."

"But I don't want all kinds of fish. I'll write a list now, and you can buy according to the types and quantities on the list. You can only buy more, not less."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"That's great."

Liu Zheng said happily.

Although he made some extra money, he spent it quickly, so it would be best if he could save money.

Although it is impossible to give the fisherman the fish for free, it is at least better than giving him money now.

"You drink the soup, I'll go write the order."

After the white-feathered chicken gave the order, it paced away.

"Good."

Liu Zheng picked up the soup spoon from the soup pot, scooped a spoonful of soup into his mouth.

It tastes spicy at first, then the flavors of various spices explode on the taste buds, and finally a little bit of sewage.

How should I put it, the soup is good, but it just doesn't have enough juice.

I don’t know whether Napoleon didn’t know how to do it or he just didn’t put his heart into it.

Liu Zheng lifted up the soup pot and poured the entire pot of soup directly into his mouth.

"Hiccup~"

He burped.

"Congratulations to the player for increasing his strength attribute by +5."

"Congratulations to the player for getting a +5 physical attribute."

"Randomly extracting skills"

"Congratulations to the player for obtaining the skill: Kick"

"Kick (Active Skill): Consumes moderate stamina and launches a powerful kick to the back, with strength attribute judgment *1.5."

"This skill is not bad."

Liu Zheng said reluctantly.

Although it is not the area killing or charge skill he wants, it has low consumption and fast activation, and it is also a growth skill that can be used continuously.

It's a pity that it can only last for one copy, otherwise it would be a great harvest.

"I don't know whether this skill belongs to the ox or the ox's father."

Liu Zheng complained.

"Here's the list."

The white-feathered chicken came over and handed him a folded paper.

"Ok."

He didn't even look at it and put it directly in his pocket.

"Why don't you take a look first?"

"No need, I trust your professionalism, Chef."

Liu Zheng said without hesitation.

"Of course, I can't understand it, so I don't bother to read it."

He scratched his head again.

"You'll understand after you help in the kitchen for a month."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"Forget it, forget it. I have a bad memory. I think delivering food is a job that doesn't require much thinking. It suits me better."

Liu Zheng once again declined the invitation of Baiyu Chicken.

In fact, he wanted to say that a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen, but he was afraid of being beaten by the white-feathered chicken so he didn't say it.

As for whether he is a gentleman, that's just a joke. He possesses the four virtues of virtue, righteousness, trustworthiness and benevolence, which have been verified by the power of the phoenix. Who dares to say that he is not a gentleman?

"I got the stuff, meow~"

The calico cat came over pushing a cart.

"My goodness, what kind of wine needs such a big box? Or is it a whole piece inside?"

Liu Zheng looked at the wooden box on the cart and was shocked. "There's no wine in the box, there's bugs."

The calico cat explained.

"What kind of bug is so big?"

he asked curiously.

"Do you want to open it and take a look?"

The white-feathered chicken asked.

"Uh, no thanks. I'm too timid to look at bugs."

Sensing the ill intention in its tone, Liu Zheng immediately refused.

"Well, you're smart. I don't know what you need so many bugs for, but if you don't want to suffer, don't open the box."

The white-feathered chicken gave a rare reminder.

"Thank you for the reminder, Chef. I won't do that."

He thanked.

Given the dangerous level of the metropolis, Liu Zheng wouldn't live to see tomorrow if he got naughty enough.

Of course, sometimes you just can’t help yourself when your brain stops working.

In this damn world, if he doesn’t have a seizure, he will really go crazy.

"Okay, get out of here."

The white-feathered chicken said impatiently.

Although this human has some advantages, he also has a lot of disadvantages.

Especially when he is not his younger brother, those shortcomings are even more annoying.

"Then you guys take your time, I'm leaving first."

Liu Zheng took the cart and took the opportunity to pet the calico cat again before leaving the kitchen.

As expected, the cows and horses were waiting outside the curtain.

"Boss."

he shouted.

"Go back to work."

The cows and horses interrupted him and walked towards the fork in the road on their own.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng stopped talking and followed it silently.

Back in the lounge, Niuma lay down on the haystack and took a nap, while Liu Zheng called the big white goose.

"Mr. Liu called me specifically. What's your treat?"

The big white goose said with a smile.

"Well, how dare I call you Mr. Liu in front of you? Isn't this shortening my life?"

"If you don't mind, just call me Xiao Liu. If you don't mind, just call me that guy."

Liu Zheng said humbly.

"You're so sweet, do you have something to ask of me again?"

The big white goose would never be fooled by him.

"Hehe, nothing can escape your eyes."

He said pretending to be embarrassed.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

The big white goose asked.

"That's right. I want to ask if I use makeup to make the cosplay costume look more like the real person, will the effect be better?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Humans are really smart. They figured this out after just two attempts."

After a moment's silence, the big white goose sighed.

"You mean it's possible?"

He said with some surprise.

His level of clay figurine making is just so-so. Even if the white-feathered chicken stands still for him to study for a month, the final degree of restoration will not be very high. But it will be different if makeup is added.

"That's right. But now I'm the only goose in the Bloody Restaurant who has this kind of makeup skills."

The big white goose said.

“Does anyone else have this technology?”

Liu Zheng's focus is always different.

"Yes, it turns out there is a millipede with similar skills to mine, or even slightly better."

The big white goose said.

"So where is it now?"

"I used a customer to kill him."

The big white goose said lightly.

"Well, as expected of the boss of Ottawa, he really has the means."

He grudgingly praised.

"Young man, not all relationships between colleagues are like the one between you and cattle and horses. Even if they are cattle and horses, if one day you really threaten their status, you may become enemies."

The big white goose gave earnest advice.

“Thank you, Mr. Ottawa, for your guidance.”

Liu Zheng said this, but he disagreed in his heart.

Does what the big white goose said make sense? Of course it does.

If you want to divide the cake without fighting, it is more effective to make the cake bigger than to study the plan of dividing the cake.

If he continued to work with Niu Ma in the takeout department, perhaps one day the situation that Da Bai Goose described would really happen.

But firstly, Liu Zheng himself would not stay for long, and secondly, Niu Ma also planned to leave the Bloody Restaurant and start his own business. There was no competition between the two of them, only mutual help.

Therefore, the situation described by the big white goose was impossible to happen from the beginning.

"Of course, I'm different. After all, I'm retired, and there's no conflict of interest between me and the young people. If you come to the customer service department, I will definitely support you to get the position. At that time, you just need to guarantee my retirement life."

The style of the big white goose painting changed.

"The British minister is in his prime and has outstanding abilities. I dare not have such delusions."

Liu Zheng found an excuse.

What a psycho! He left the takeaway department, which is full of brotherly love, and went to the customer service department where he was unfamiliar with the place. He was under the supervision of an old man with ulterior motives and was scheming against a minotaur who could do anything. He would only do this if his truthfulness value was reduced to zero.

If he really wants to change jobs, he might as well go to the kitchen. At least he has the calico cat to protect him.

"Hahaha. Minister British, you heard me, I said this kid is sensible."

The big white goose laughed.

"Yes, it seems that you are not so arrogant as to ignore me, human."

Britain's cold voice sounded at the side.

"Ahahaha, how could that be, Minister Britain. You will always be this in my heart."

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up over the phone.

"You guys keep chatting, I'm going to a meeting."

Britain's voice faded away.

"Boss Ottawa, it's a bit unkind of you to do this."

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and complained.

"It's okay. I have confidence in you. Besides, if you fall into my trap so easily, then it won't be a pity if you die, don't you think?"

The voice of the great white goose was still smiling, but to his ears it made him feel even colder than Britain's voice.

"."

Liu Zheng couldn't just turn hostile and could only remain silent.

"Okay, okay. I know you're upset. How about this, when you get the cosplay costume, I'll help you put on makeup for free."

The big white goose said.

"The boss in Ottawa is indeed the timely rain for the restaurant, and Hu Baoyi from the customer service department is always a good brother to the employees."

He immediately launched into a barrage of flattery.

"Hahaha, you are much more interesting than that guy Li."

The big white goose hung up the phone with a smile.

"Phew, it's a good thing I didn't choose to go to customer service."

Liu Zheng let out a long sigh.

Given the nature of these guys, he would either die in the constant intrigue or go crazy in the high-intensity open and secret fighting.

The big white goose's actions also made Liu Zheng more determined not to go on the mission with it.

The big white goose definitely had more malice than kindness towards him.

"Dingling bell~"

Just as the Big White Goose hung up the phone, another call came in.

Liu Zheng looked at the number and it was Wang Manni's.

"what's up?"

He asked after the call was connected.

"Mr. Delivery Man, our deputy director asked me to pass a message to you."

Wang Manni said.

"They're still using this trick even after meeting face to face. These leaders really like to take off their pants and fart. Tell me, what message does he want to convey?"

Liu Zheng complained.

(End of this chapter)

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