It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 471 The Identity of the Calico Cat's Owner
"It was originally given to you."

Liu Zheng happily threw the ball of wool into the air.

"Meow!"

The calico cat cried out excitedly, then jumped out of his arms with one kick and pounced on the ball of yarn.

"Meow meow meow~"

It turned upside down, holding the ball of yarn in its arms, scratching and playing with it, having a lot of fun.

"Hey hey hey!"

One is meowing and the other is laughing like a pervert, the scene is quite harmonious.

"By the way, are those two cats taken care of?"

After admiring it for several minutes, Liu Zheng finally remembered the important business.

"Meow!"

The calico cat's body stiffened for a moment, then it curled up, holding its big tail with its paws, staring at its belly, and even ignoring the ball of yarn that rolled to the side.

"It's okay. If it's broken, it's broken. I can just go fishing again."

he comforted.

As an experienced cat owner, how could he not know that this was a typical sign of a cat feeling guilty.

Although it’s a bit sad, it’s still within expectations.

After all, it is normal for cats to break their toys, let alone three cats playing with each other.

With the help the calico cat had given him, the loss of two items was nothing.

"No play, meow!"

cried the calico cat.

"It's just two becoming one."

It turned over, ran to the cat's nest, dug something out of it, and presented it to Liu Zheng.

"What the hell is this?"

He looked at the items on the tentacles, and a thousand horses were running through his mind.

What he got from Treasure Lake was a laser pointer and a bell collar, and now, the laser pointer was welded between the two bells.

This shape looks like the fake dick that Nutong or Si'ai wear on their waist.

"I beat them both up, then let them fight among themselves, and whoever won would be the runner-up, and that's how they became."

The calico cat said with shame and grievance.

"It's okay, it's okay. I don't blame you."

Liu Zheng said something comforting, then looked at the item introduction.

"Name: Black beaver and silver gradient (one-time)"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect: After use, you can summon a powerful laser beam that lasts for three seconds."

"Note: My headband is a headband that breaks through the sky!"

“Can I take the copy out: No”

Two items of unknown quality and type turned into a disposable prop of perfect quality, and he didn't know whether he made a profit or a loss.

But at least, the effect of this item is hard to describe.

"A laser slingshot, huh? A slingshot that breaks through the sky, huh? You don't even bother pretending. Can the items in your metropolis have some fucking class?"

Liu Zheng complained in his heart.

However, although the description is regrettable, the power of the disposable props of perfect quality is definitely guaranteed. He finally has a trump card.

Well, by then all the onlookers will have to be silenced, otherwise his image as a high-quality person in the metropolis will collapse.

"I'm sorry, meow. I didn't mean it, meow."

The calico cat said dejectedly.

"It's okay, this is what I need."

Liu Zheng touched its ears and said.

"Really, meow?"

The calico cat raised its head and said in surprise.

"Of course it's true."

He couldn't help but pinch the calico cat's cheek.

As a female cat, it is a natural talent that her cheeks are so round.

"Have you touched enough, kid?"

The human face finally couldn't help it.

"No."

Liu Zheng told the truth.

"You can keep touching it, but if you find any parts missing, don't blame me for not reminding you."

The human face said grimly.

"My things are all broken, so it's not too much to comfort myself by patting the cat's head, right?"

he argued.

"Stretch out your hand."

The human face said.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng extended his hand as he was told.

The human face was bitten down, and the countless needle-like pain stimulated his nerves and made him enter a fantasy world.

In the illusion, countless fish dressed in water grass clothes were bowing to him, muttering something.

A large fish with white whiskers swam out from the school of fish and raised its head towards Liu Zheng.

"The immortal's immortal food has come down again. Now it's time for us to sacrifice our strong men and women. Otherwise, the immortal will get angry and drain the water and destroy the clan."

"Now listen to my command, anyone weighing more than 150 catties, step out!"

It shouted loudly.

"I don't like fish that big."

Liu Zheng said subconsciously, and then woke up from the hallucination.

"The player gains the 'Digger Immortal' status, which lasts for one instance."

"Bait-making Immortal: You will receive a random blessing after each bait-making. The effect of the blessing is positively correlated with the level of the bait and the level of the fish school. The newly received blessing will automatically overwrite the previous blessing."

"Good fellow, he turned out to be such an immortal."

The corner of his mouth tugged.

Considering the "Never Go Empty-Handed" he had won before, the owner of the calico cat must be a veteran fisherman.

"You don't know the fisherman?"

He suddenly had an idea.

"Hmph. So what if we know each other?"

The human face said.

"I really know you, then why didn't he mention you to me?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

Given his relationship with the fisherman, he would definitely mention it if he had such a strong ally in the kitchen.

"I know him, but he doesn't know me. I was gone when he came to the sewer."

The human face said.

“Are you the previous fisherman?”

Liu Zheng reacted immediately.

"What do you mean by the former fisherman? I have my own name."

The human face said dissatisfiedly.

"So what was your original name?"

he asked curiously.

"Pond owner."

The human face hesitated for a moment and then said.

"If you dare to laugh, I will take back my blessing."

He immediately threatened.

"Hiccup."

Liu Zheng swallowed back the laughter that was about to come out.

"Ahem, don't you have to hand over your work when you resign?"

He changed the subject.

"Resign? You're overthinking it. If you don't want to do this job anymore, either commit suicide or get killed in the sewer."

The human face sneered.

"So how did you get out of the sewer?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Why should I tell you? Do I know you well?"

The human face glanced at him.

"Once is strange, twice is familiar. We have seen each other so many times, how can we not be familiar with each other?"

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Don't even think about it. My method won't work for fishermen."

The human face revealed his thoughts.

"Why don't you tell me first? How can you know if you don't try?"

Liu Zheng did not give up.

"hehe."

The human rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"Well, I've got a job. Can you give me some advice?"

Liu Zheng settled for the next best option.

"You speak first, I'll see what I'm feeling."

"The sewer asked me to catch one of its clones that escaped. Do you think I can do this job?"

He said.

"It has another clone that escaped?"

The human face was surprised.

"He must have escaped a long time ago."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Oh, that should be the one that escaped before I took up the post. He hasn't been caught yet. Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that fishermen are not good enough."

The human face said with some gloating.

"You didn't catch anything yourself, didn't you? If you can't be a fisherman, what else can you do?"

He cursed.

"The job is doable. Although the sewer is not very smart and has a weird temper, he is quite generous when it comes to rewards. Which will are you dealing with?" asked the human face.

"He is the smartest one."

"Oh, it's it. Does it still want you to help it escape?"

The human face asked again.

"Yes."

"Ha, I knew it. It's been trying to escape since my predecessor's predecessor, and it's really persistent. It's a pity that it never thought about it. It knows that it is the smartest one. How could the sewer let it escape?"

"Now the sewers are letting it do things, just to stimulate its enthusiasm for doing things."

The human face said coldly.

"So that's the case. But I don't think it doesn't know it either."

Liu Zheng said.

"Maybe. So there's nothing good about their existence. They're still calculating against each other."

The human face said contemptuously.

"Then how do we find the escaped clone? Do you have any ideas?"

he asked.

"No, I wanted to escape from the day I took over. I never thought about helping the sewers find their clones."

The human face shook his head.

"Then your current state is not the price you paid for running away, right?"

"I guess so. No, why are you asking about me? Are you trying to murder me?"

The human face said warily.

"Oh, no, I can't. I have this problem. I like to know everything."

"Then you need to correct this bad habit quickly, otherwise it will be very annoying."

The human face curled his lips and said.

"I still have to wait for my boss. I'm just sitting around doing nothing. It would be so boring if I don't chat with you."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"You are such an annoying guy. Well, let me tell you something else. If you keep annoying me, I will kill you."

The human face said impatiently.

"Okay okay."

I didn't expect to get such an unexpected gain from chatting. It turns out that I have to talk to NPCs more often when I meet them.

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up to the habit he developed from playing RPG games.

Of course, this is only because he has a good relationship with the calico cat, otherwise he wouldn't even have to do it himself and would have been slapped away by the calico cat.

"Have you ever been down to the river?"

The human face asked.

"Been there."

"Then you are fine? The bloodline of the black goat kid shouldn't be able to help you resist the erosion of the river."

The human face looked a little surprised.

“That’s probably why.”

Liu Zheng took out the Heart of the Ocean (enhanced).

"Oh, I see. You have quite a lot of good stuff."

"With this, you should be able to get the thing I mentioned."

The human face nodded.

"what?"

"You just find a stretch of river and dive in, swim until you can't swim anymore, then take out the bait made of nine kinds of wine, nine kinds of bugs and salmon cat feces, and wait for it to bite the hook."

The human face said.

“Is it a fish?”

he asked.

"It's neither a fish nor a fish. It's a collection of fish resentment. I found it when I was diving, but it's useless to me, so I let it go."

The human face said.

"Then what does it do?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It is a great tonic for the dead, especially the souls. It can also be used as a material for making extraordinary items."

The human face replied.

"How much is a big tonic?"

"If you eat an ordinary soul, your strength will be raised to a higher level. If you eat an incomplete soul, your health will be restored immediately and lost memories can be restored."

The human face said.

"So fierce."

The first person he thought of was Red Pig. If the opponent’s strength was raised to a higher level, the cows and horses would probably not dare to visit the graves.

"Of course, it's not without its shortcomings."

The human face said.

"What shortcomings?"

"If a soul eats it, the soul body will take on the same characteristics as that fish, becoming weaker and stronger as it grows."

The human face said.

"puff!"

Liu Zheng couldn't help laughing when he thought of the red pig that turned into half pig and half fish.

"In that case, the fish must be pretty strong, right?"

A question occurred to him.

"Not bad. But as long as the wine you use is of good quality, you can get it drunk, and then you can do whatever you want."

The human face said.

"I see. Thank you, Master."

"Don't call me Pond Master!"

The human face screamed.

"Uh, what should I call you?"

"Call me the salmon master!"

The human face said seriously.

"Well, thank you, salmon master."

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

"Hmph, that's more like it. Okay, go and do your own thing and don't disturb our Salmon from working."

The human face said with disgust, then disappeared into the hair.

"I have to go to work. Liu Zheng, you can play for a while."

The calico cat spoke.

"Go ahead, go ahead. Come on."

He smiled and touched the calico cat's head to show encouragement.

"Uh-huh."

The calico cat happily returned to its faithful sink.

“This trip was quite rewarding.”

Liu Zheng put the "Black Lycoris and Silver Gradient" into the system space and nodded with satisfaction.

Not only did he get a one-time item of perfect quality, he also got a permanent buff and a clue to a treasure.

Come to think of it, the calico cat came to work in the bloody restaurant, couldn't it be just to help its owner avoid being chased in the sewer?

"Why are you so dazed?"

The loud voice of Niuma interrupted his thoughts.

"Nothing, just thinking about something. Two bosses, have you finished your discussion?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"That's about right. You want to buy some wine, so hurry up and tell me."

Niuma urged.

"Okay. Napoleon, I want twenty bottles of wine and twenty kinds of bugs."

He quickly said to the white-feathered chicken.

"can."

Perhaps the white-feathered chicken was tired of arguing with the cows and horses, so it agreed very readily this time.

"As for wine, I want something with a higher alcohol content, preferably something that can help me sleep."

Liu Zheng added.

"can."

The white-feathered chicken still agreed.

"Uh, Napoleon, are you all right?"

he asked cautiously.

He was a little uncomfortable that the white-feathered chicken didn't pick a fight with him.

"Why, do you really want me to pick a fight with you?"

The white-feathered chicken glanced at Liu Zheng.

"Ahahaha, no no, it's better to be harmonious."

He smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph. Come here."

The white-feathered chicken walked towards a soup pot.

Liu Zheng glanced at Niu Ma, and when he saw the latter nodded, he followed him.

"drink."

The white-feathered chicken pointed at the soup pot and said.

"what is this?"

he asked.

"Poison. If you don't dare drink it, I'll fall down."

The white-feathered chicken said.

"No, that's a shame to waste. The soup tastes better with poison added."

Liu Zheng said with a grin.

"Humph, you look just like that ox or horse. Sometimes I even doubt if you two are biological children."

The white-feathered chicken complained and made way.

"hey-hey."

He walked forward and opened the lid of the pot, and an introduction to the items immediately popped up.

(End of this chapter)