It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 464: Hard Things in the Takeaway Channel
Chapter 464: Hard Things in the Takeaway Channel
After putting away the two taunting artifacts, Liu Zheng opened the lunch boxes on the food cart.
As soon as he opened the lid, the firelight illuminated his face.
The thick lava flowed on the surface of the round cake without actually running down, just like a chocolate shell.
There is a number 13 on the surface of the cake made of bent iron wire, and above the number is a dehydrated strawberry. The surface of the strawberry is coated with a layer of white powder like wall putty, probably some kind of insulation material.
How should I put it? The overall style is very metropolitan, with both low-end and high-end elements coexisting.
"Name: Lava Strawberry Cake"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: After consumption, the patient will be burned. The degree of burns depends on the patient's constitution."
"Note: I'll teach you a lesson if you ever steal my takeaway again! Eat it, eat it, eat it!"
“Can I take out a copy: Yes”
"No, how can an item with purely negative effects be considered excellent quality?"
Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.
“Oh, that seems reasonable.”
If you don't eat it yourself, but use it as a lethal item, it is still somewhat useful, after all, it can cause a persistent debuff.
But then again, anyone who dares to eat it with this shape is definitely not afraid of being burned. If someone who doesn't dare to eat it can be forced in, he will be killed.
Forget it, it’s free anyway, why not miss it?
Liu Zheng put the lunch box into the legendary takeaway box and walked into the takeaway channel.
As he walked, he felt something was wrong.
Today's takeaway aisle seems particularly narrow.
He stretched out his tentacles to both sides, then walked forward quickly, and the speed at which the takeaway channel shrank also increased.
After Liu Zheng took about ten steps, the takeaway channel had completely trapped him.
"What do you mean?"
Considering that the takeaway lane might be part of the restaurant, Liu Zheng used honorifics.
The takeaway channel did not respond, but continued to shrink slowly.
However, the rate of contraction has slowed down.
He frowned, but still did not take out the butcher knife or the boning knife. Instead, he tried to use his tentacles to resist the pinch of the takeout channel.
What he didn't expect was that his tentacles actually sank directly into the wall.
"Ok?"
Liu Zheng was stunned at first, then he searched the wall thoughtfully.
Soon, he felt something hard.
"not"
He had a bad feeling and squeezed twice.
Fortunately, it feels like ceramic, not a hard piece of meat that is engorged with blood.
Liu Zheng circled the thing tightly and then slowly pulled it out.
As he pulled, the walls on both sides retreated and the takeaway passage became relaxed again.
Apparently, his guess was correct, the takeaway channel wanted him to take this thing away.
"can I go now?"
Liu Zheng asked politely.
Since the delivery channel didn't respond, he took it as consent.
Walking out of the takeaway aisle, he looked at the item in his hand.
It was a small white porcelain jar that looked a bit like a pickle jar and a bit like an urn jar. There was nothing special about its shape.
However, there is a golden statue on the lid of the jar, which looks like a scholar reading a book.
Liu Zheng raised the jar to the morning sun, observed the reflected light, and then bit it with his teeth.
"Yes, it's gold."
He nodded.
He opened the lid again and looked inside. There was nothing inside, but he smelled a strange smell.
Liu Zheng couldn't smell what it was, but instinctively felt that it was some kind of spice or herb.
"Take it to Doctor Nile to smell it later."
The main thing is that the Workers' New Town and the clinic are in the same direction, and if it wasn't on his way, he wouldn't waste his time.
After putting the pottery jar into the legendary takeout box, he did not rush to the Workers' New Town, but stayed there and waited.
Soon, a pickup truck drove in front of Liu Zheng.
"The car you wanted."
The driver leaned out of the roof and spoke to him.
"Thank you Colonel."
"That's a small matter. But, did you set off another explosion yesterday?"
the driver suddenly asked.
"You know all this?"
"You smell like gunpowder. I can't hide it from my nose."
The driver said proudly.
"awesome."
"Then why didn't you call me?"
the driver questioned.
"You said it was inconvenient to rest, so I didn't disturb you."
He explained.
"I can handle the explosion anytime I want. Next time you have something like this, you must tell me, otherwise I will be really angry."
The driver said seriously.
"Uh, okay. Mainly because I didn't expect it to explode."
Liu Zheng talked about the effects of expired pesticides and the incident of an insect accidentally exploding by spitting fireballs.
"Okay, I'll forgive you this time. I hope this kind of thing won't happen again next time and affect our relationship."
The driver disappeared into the cab after saying this.
"I really need to let those people who spread rumors about me see that this is a real bombing maniac."
Liu Zheng shook his head and got into the driver's seat.
The reason for choosing a pickup truck is that it can be used for both passengers and cargo, and its power performance is better than that of a sedan, and the cargo box at the back is more flexible to use than a carriage.
No matter what his wife Niu Ma needs at that time, he can deal with it calmly.
It's impossible for the other party to say that he is actually a racing driver and ask him to drive a pickup truck to compete for him, right?
If this is true, then even in the Metropolitan, Liu Zheng can only think that Niu Ma is making fun of him.
Starting the engine, he stepped on the accelerator and quickly arrived at the door of the clinic.
"Here, it's new product, quality is guaranteed."
Liu Zheng took out a handful of dried fish and placed them in front of the sphinx.
The sphinx sniffed its nose, then lazily picked up a small dried fish with one of its paws and put it into its mouth, chewing it slowly, with a satisfied expression on its face.
He resisted the urge to snore and walked into the clinic.
"Here I am. Wait a minute. I have seen this patient."
Dr. Nile was seeing a patient. He looked up, said hello, and then turned his attention to the patient in front of him.
He was a dwarf only about 1.2 meters tall, wearing overalls and a T-shirt, with a 3:7 hairstyle.
On the surface, there doesn't seem to be anything special, and there's no sign of illness.
"Oh, it's bigger than the last time I saw it. Conservative treatment won't work now. Surgery is necessary."
Doctor Nile looked at it for a while and said.
"Doctor, do you want to remove a part of it?"
the dwarf asked.
"It won't work if you cut off part of it. On the contrary, it will stimulate its growth even more wildly. It must be eradicated."
Doctor Nile shook his head.
"Ah, what will I use that root for after I die?"
The dwarf said with a sad face.
"It's okay. I'll change it for you. Although it's a little small, it still has all the functions."
Doctor Nile said.
"How small?"
the dwarf asked.
“It’s about this small.”
Doctor Nile held out a pinky finger.
"Ah? Even if it's hard, it's not enough, right?"
"Well, actually this is the size when it's hard."
Dr. Nile scratched his head and said.
"No!"
The dwarf screamed and fainted on the spot.
Liu Zheng quickly caught him and saw the bedding he had dragged to the ground.
"Fuck!"
Liu Zheng blurted out.
This fucking horse is almost as long as the dwarf himself, and its thickness is also extremely exaggerated.
"Isn't it amazing? I've been practicing medicine for so many years, and I've seen patients of all races and all kinds of instruments, but this is still the biggest and thickest one I've ever seen."
Doctor Nile said proudly. "It's not yours, why are you so proud?"
He said speechlessly.
"It will be mine soon."
"The patient hasn't agreed yet. Are you planning to perform a forced operation?"
Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.
Even in a metropolitan city, this practice is extremely unethical.
"He will agree. Life is more important than mourning. Besides, it's not like I won't give him a new one. A small one is cute too."
Dr. Nile said nonchalantly.
"It's not life-threatening, it's just inconvenient at best."
Anyway, he knew that many males were willing to bear this inconvenience for various reasons.
"Hehe, do you know how tall he was?"
Dr. Nile asked.
"How tall?"
"He's two meters and five centimeters tall and weighs more than 500 kilograms. One punch from him can send you flying from the entrance of the clinic to the other side of the street."
Doctor Nile gestured as he spoke.
"My goodness, how did he become like this?"
"This thorn has sucked away all the life force. To some extent, this thorn has become a parasite. If it is not removed, it will continue to drain the life force of the host until the host dies."
Doctor Nile said.
"You still want more? You can't handle the suction anymore, right?"
"I didn't say I would use it myself. Poison can also be used as medicine if it is used properly. Who knows when a patient with excessive vitality will come in? Then this stick will come in handy."
Doctor Nile said.
"Makes sense."
Liu Zheng nodded, and a thought flashed through his mind as to whether he should buy the mourning paper and give it to Britain.
But soon, he gave up this plan.
No matter how good the rich woman is at sitting on the ground and sucking up dirt, she probably can't withstand the firepower of Britain and this guy. If anything goes wrong, he will have to clean up the mess.
It is better to avoid such troublesome things.
"Then shall I help you wake him up?"
Liu Zheng asked.
As for how to wake him up, of course it’s the big-eared guy from the fourth company.
"No, let him stay with his giant for a while. He won't die for a while anyway. What are you doing here this time?"
Doctor Nile said.
"Two things. By the way, where is Niu Daji?"
he asked.
"I asked it to go and help with the restocking. It should be back soon. Why, do you want to use it?"
Dr. Nile asked.
"Oh, just asking. It's not convenient to bring it with you this time."
The cattle and horses trusting him does not mean they trust Niu Daji.
Although both of them are powerful people, they have not met each other yet. They need to at least meet a few times to establish a trusting relationship.
"Then you have no objection to me using it?"
Dr. Nile asked.
"No problem. I'm just sitting there doing nothing. But when I need it, please don't leave me alone."
Liu Zheng said half-jokingly.
"You talk as if I'd rarely use it."
Dr. Nile rolled his eyes.
"Haha, I'm just saying, don't think too much. Come, take a look at this."
He pulled out the clay pot he got from the takeout aisle.
"It looks familiar. Let me see."
Doctor Nile lifted the lid and smelled the contents.
"No doubt about it, this should be the medicine jar for Di Yejia."
He said.
"What is Diyega?"
"Well, it's a general term for a class of medicines. The main ingredients are the same, but the ingredients vary."
Doctor Nile said.
"What's the main ingredient?"
"Tooth bird slices."
Doctor Nile replied.
"I don't know if what you said is the same as what I know."
Liu Zheng said.
Many things in the metropolis are similar to those in reality, and the names do not represent the same objects.
"You'll know after you take a look. I have some ready-made here. Xiaomei, take out the bird slices."
Doctor Nile shouted towards the inner room.
"Good doctor."
The sound of cleaning staff came from the inner room.
After a while, the cleaning lady came out with a box.
"Here, this is it."
Doctor Nile took the box and opened it to show Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng looked at the dark brown mass inside and took a sip. A strong smell of stale urine hit his nose.
"Well, it should be the same thing."
He nodded.
"But this effect shouldn't be enough for non-humans, right?"
"Being physically strong doesn't mean you have strong tolerance. Some species are naturally strong, but their tolerance to toothbird slices is very poor. A small piece can make them feel like they're in ecstasy."
"Moreover, this is just the original tooth bird slice, which needs to be further purified and supplemented with auxiliary materials."
Dr. Nile explained.
"So what are the ingredients in this medicine jar?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"How would I know? I'm just a doctor, not a god of medicine."
Dr. Nile said unhappily.
"However, I can probably smell that there are four kinds of ingredients in it: Aristolochia, Asphalt, Rue, and Wild Pea. These four are also the four most commonly used auxiliary ingredients in Di Yejia."
"This medicine probably uses more than a dozen excipients, but I can't smell the rest."
"Do you know anyone who can smell the complete formula?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"What do you want? If you want to try it out, I have other medicines here that are more effective than this one."
Doctor Nile said as he was about to untie the bandage.
"No no no, I don't need it, thank you."
He quickly stopped it.
"What do you want this for?"
Dr. Nile asked.
"Someone gave me this jar. I think it wants me to find the medicine inside and give it to it."
Liu Zheng explained.
"Oh. Then go ask here."
Doctor Nile tore off a small piece of bandage and wrote an address for him.
"When the time comes, just show it this bandage and say that I introduced it to you."
Doctor Nile said.
"Okay, thank you, doctor."
Liu Zheng took a look at the address above and put it in his pocket.
"But that guy has a bad temper and is very greedy for money. You should be prepared to spend a lot of money."
Doctor Nile warned.
"Is this also the case with acquaintances introducing you?"
he asked.
"Kill half of the strangers, and get the grand slam from the acquaintances. Haven't you heard this saying among you humans?"
“I’ve heard of it.”
"My reputation will at most prevent it from tricking you into being a drug tester, or selling you fake drugs."
Doctor Nile said.
"Okay, that's not bad."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
Niu Ma was beaten half to death for selling fake wine to French Plantain Tree. If he sold fake medicine to the takeaway channel, the result would not be much better.
"What's your second thing?"
Dr. Nile asked.
(End of this chapter)
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