It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 463 Niu Ma: You are not allowed to mess with my wife!

"Boss, where are you going?"

When he arrived near the restaurant, Liu Zheng saw the cow and horse walking outside from afar and quickly called out to it.

"Of course I'm going to the black market to have fun. Otherwise, how could I go and deliver food?"

Niuma said unhappily.

"Haha."

He couldn't help laughing as he looked at the takeout bag on the cow's horn.

"You still have orders this late?"

"It's all your fault. Before you came, I had a peaceful night and slept all day long."

The cows and horses glared at him.

"a ha ha ha."

Liu Zheng laughed.

"Isn't this the woman who ran away last time? Are you two fooling around together so quickly?"

Niuma glanced at Yasha who was sitting in the passenger seat and said.

"Don't say such harsh words. We are friends now, and she came here specifically to escort me back."

He explained.

"Friends, haha."

I am too lazy to complain about cows and horses.

This kid is so evil that no female can escape his clutches.

No, he must never be allowed to meet his wife again.

"Okay, you don't have to explain to me. I don't want to know about your dirty dealings."

The cows and horses shook their heads and then walked towards another intersection on their own.

Its thick hooves hit the concrete floor again and again, but no sound was made.

On the body as huge as a hill, the muscles rolled like a mudslide.

Yet its movements appear unusually light, ghostly even.

"Are you two on good terms?"

The Yaksha looked at the cows and horses going away, his eyes full of fear.

"Of course, it's my own good brother."

Liu Zheng said without hesitation.

"But I see that it doesn't treat you very well, and you don't seem to be very respectful to it either."

Yasha said meaningfully.

"Respect doesn't have to be superficial, and attitude doesn't depend on what you say. You slave owners won't understand the principles of a real man even if I tell you."

He waved his tentacles.

"I think you short-lived people don't understand the wisdom of the long-lived people."

Yasha retorted.

"If the Immortals were really that intelligent, more than half of the employees in the City Hall wouldn't be humans."

"Living longer doesn't mean you have a better brain, just like a machine's performance only gets worse after it's been used for a long time."

Liu Zheng retorted again.

"Humph."

Yasha was too lazy to argue with him any further.

Of course, in Liu Zheng's eyes, it must be because what he said made so much sense that the other party couldn't refute it.

"Remember my number, human. I want you to contact me soon."

Yasha gave his number.

"Then you should remember mine too."

Liu Zheng also gave his own number.

"Humph."

There was no sight of Yasha moving, and the next second she appeared several meters away.

"correct."

Liu Zheng called her.

"What else?"

Yaksha looked back.

"Forget it, it's nothing, just go."

He waved his hand.

Liu Zheng originally wanted to ask the other party whether he was willing to participate in the annihilation of the Jordan family, but after thinking about it, he decided not to.

After all, the Jordan family once produced a member of parliament, and the family has deep roots and might have some connection with the dark elves.

Even if he wasn't involved, Yasha would most likely sell him out in order to gain the support of the Jordan family.

After all, the friendship of the Jordan family is obviously more valuable than that of a delivery man.

"Inexplicably clever."

Yaksha stretched out her hand, and darkness gathered from the surroundings to her hands, and then from her hands to cover her entire body.

Then she disappeared into the thick night.

"Damn, when will I ever learn this mysterious and cool skill?"

Liu Zheng said with envy.

All he does now is randomly whip and chop, or randomly throw a bunch of props, and then randomly explode.

Maybe it didn't lose in terms of appearance, but it was far behind in terms of fashion value.

But when he thought that cows and horses also walk on four legs, he suddenly felt balanced again.

After returning to the lounge, Liu Zheng first rolled around in the hay pile for cattle and horses, then lay down comfortably for a while. Seeing that there were indeed no orders coming, he sat back on his loyal little stool.

He was exhausted both physically and mentally after the continuous running around and fighting. Now that he relaxed, he couldn't resist the sleepiness.

But he didn't intend to block it. After eating a few dried fish to restore his strength, he leaned against the wall and fell asleep.

In the dream, Liu Zheng scratched off all the prizes from the scratch lottery, made the cows and horses kneel on the ground and sing "Conquer" to him, and took the initiative to give him the haystack and abdicated to let Xian become the honorary director of the takeaway department, while Liu Zheng himself became the real director of the takeaway department.
This dream lasted until the next morning, which was the ninth day that Liu Zheng entered the metropolis.

"Hey hey hey."

He opened his eyes with a smile on his face, and then he saw the big face of the ox and the two horns that were eager to try.

"Morning, sir."

He quickly changed his smug smile into flattery.

"You slept in my haystack again yesterday, didn't you?"

The cattle and horses were unmoved.

"No, no, I just saw that there was no one on your haystack, so I saved a seat for you for a while."

Liu Zheng denied it immediately.

"There are only two of us in the takeaway department. Do you really need to take up a seat?"

The cows and horses were almost laughing because of his anger.

"Isn't there a ghost hand? What if it sneaks in and sleeps on your throne? You can't beat it, and getting angry won't be good for your body, right?"

He looked as if he was thinking about the cattle and horses.

"Bullshit, how can I not beat it? If I can, I will let it use its two hooves and it will let me use one hand, and then we will have a big fight to see who is the only boss in this lounge."

Niuma said angrily.

"Then you might as well just let it admit defeat."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

The ghost hand only has one hand, so what can it do if it gives in?

"If it admits defeat, I will show mercy and spare its life."

Niuma said proudly.

"Crench."

As soon as it finished speaking, the ghost hand pushed open the movable wooden board and crawled in.

"What are you looking at? Your order is here."

The cows and horses ignored Liu Zheng's expression, and lay back in their own haystacks, snoring with their eyes closed.

The ghost hand "looked" at it inexplicably, and then came in front of Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng fed it a small dried fish with his tentacle, then picked up the takeaway order on the ground.

“Dish: One serving of lava strawberry cake”

"Address: 6, Building 202, Workers' New Town"

“Time limit: one hour.

"Boss, do you know the Workers' New Town?"

He asked casually as he took out a map and looked at it.

"Ok?"

The cows and horses that had been pretending to be asleep immediately opened their eyes.

Liu Zheng only felt a gust of wind coming, and the cattle and horses were in front of him.

“Give me the takeout order.”

Niuma said.

"okay."

He is capable of everything.

The cow and horse held the takeout order between their hooves and took a look at it, their expressions changing.

"I'll deliver this order."

It said as it swallowed the takeout order.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Don't you ask why?"

"Why ask?"

He asked rhetorically.

"Aren't you humans very curious?"

Niuma said.

"Even cows and horses can be sneaky and cunning."

"Who do you want to pick?"

The cows and horses glared at him.

"Hey, hey." "What if the tip is really generous?"

Niu Ma said again.

"Forget it. The last order with a generous tip has turned me into a monster. I don't know what I will become if I get another order."

Liu Zheng chuckled.

If it weren't for the sake of survival, who would want to turn into a kelp-headed tentacle monster?

It is also very painful to be reborn into flesh and blood again and again. It is not only physically painful, but also a torture to the spirit.

If you don't look like a human, your physique isn't like a human, and your behavior isn't like a human, then no matter how much you don't want to admit it, it's hard to deny that you are indeed not a human.

"You really don't want to know?"

"It's not that I don't want to. People are always curious. But you are my boss, so I will tell you what you want to say. I won't deliberately ask about what you don't want to say."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Humph, you're trying to play the trick of retreating to advance with me, huh?"

"Boss, how come you are more cunning than humans? Okay, okay, go and deliver the food. I can still take a nap."

He pushed the ox and horse, but of course the latter did not move at all.

It glared at Liu Zheng, then opened the door of the lounge and took a look, only closing the door after making sure that no one was eavesdropping.

"Your sister-in-law lives in the Workers' New Town."

Niuma whispered.

"No wonder."

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

"Then you should go quickly. If you arrive early, you can go home to see your sister-in-law."

He said.

"You decide. Apart from a few brothers who have risked their lives for you, you are the only one who knows about this. If the news leaks out, I will kill you even if you escape beyond the border."

The cows and horses said with fierce eyes.

"Aren't we brothers who have shared life and death together?"

Liu Zheng was not afraid, but looked straight into its eyes as big as copper bells.

"If you say no, I will go to the hospital right now to erase all memories of this incident from my mind."

"Well, that's not what I meant."

Niuma said with twinkling eyes.

"That's all. Go away. You're such a big guy standing here that it's quite a nuisance."

He waved his hands around as if shooing away a fly.

"Oh."

The cows and horses turned around stupidly, only turning their heads sharply when they reached the door.

"I was almost fooled by you. Wait, I'll deal with you when I come back."

It said viciously.

"Oh, I see. You can leave now."

Liu Zheng said lazily.

"Hey, I have a bad temper."

Niu Ma was just about to beat him up without caring about the consequences when his cell phone rang.

"Hey, boss. OK, I'll be right there."

It hung up the phone.

"The boss asked the heads of each department to come over for a meeting."

"Then I'll deliver this order."

Liu Zheng said indifferently.

He is not so averse to delivering takeout now, as long as it is not to big shots like Kong Que or Mr. Liu who he has a grudge against.

"alright."

Niu Ma reluctantly spit out the takeaway order.

"I'm leaving."

Liu Zheng put away the takeout order and prepared to go out.

"Wait a moment."

The cattle and horses stared at him intently, as if they wanted to see into his "flesh".

Liu Zheng stood still and watched calmly.

"Building 8, Building 404."

After a moment, Niuma revealed an address.

"Okay. Do you want me to buy something and go take a look?"

He asked naturally.

"Buy some fruit. It likes to eat fruit."

Niuma said after hesitating for a moment.

"Okay. Is there a designated fruit store?"

"The busy hours at the door are good."

Niuma replied.

"Will anyone really buy fruit with a name like that?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"So what? It's called a leisurely holiday, but someone has to have it. Busy working hours are good, just like its fruit, genuine goods at a good price."

Niuma said.

"Okay. Any code or something?"

he asked.

"What's the secret code?"

Niuma asked back.

"You were so mysterious before, so I thought it was true."

"Nervous. I have indeed offended a lot of people, but it's not to the extent of forming an underground organization."

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"If it asks you who you are, just say you're the one who gave me the Paradise Island vacation voucher."

it added.

"Okay. Is there anything else you want me to tell you? If not, I'll leave."

"Well, if there's anything wrong with it, help if you can. Although I can go out, I can't always go home."

Niuma said somewhat embarrassedly.

"clear."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"I'm warning you, kid. Don't try to hit on my wife, or I'll kill you."

Niuma suddenly spoke fiercely again.

"Boss, you can question my character, but you can't question my orientation."

He said dissatisfiedly.

"Hehe, just look at your harem. You can see all kinds of races."

The cows and horses scoffed at his protests.

“But they are not wives.”

Liu Zheng found the loophole.

"Isn't that the cleaning lady?"

"That's the widow."

"Good boy, you actually want to kill me first and then seduce my wife. I will kill you first."

Niuma said angrily.

"Alright, stop trying to cover up your embarrassment with this poor performance. Go to the meeting quickly, or your boss will beat you up again."

He waved his tentacles.

"whispering sound."

After his thoughts were exposed by him, Niu Ma left the lounge with a slightly red face.

After it left, Liu Zheng also left the lounge.

He first took out a replica of the previous meal.

"Name: Longjing shrimp and pork heart"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: When using offensive words on the enemy, the effect is doubled. It is more effective when used with similar items. It lasts for one hour."

“Note: Shrimp and pig heart, how horrible.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Oh, if only the complete collection of jargon used by Internet giants still existed."

After reading the item introduction, Liu Zheng sighed.

If these two high-quality props are used together, they may produce an effect comparable to that of perfect quality props.

Unfortunately, the complete collection of jargon used by the major Internet companies had already been used to kill Dickins, the first Grand Patriarch of the Blood Healing Church.

"Hey, I think I have another one."

He suddenly slapped his forehead and took out a long-forgotten prop from the system space.

A thin booklet, only two or three pages thick.

"Name: Dirty Words"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: When used, targeted swear words will appear based on the target's race."

"Note: Anyone who is on the line with me will lose his mother within three seconds. As for his father, he would have been ejected along with his brains long ago."

“Can I take out a copy? No.”

"My goodness, aren't these two props a bit too well matched?"

Looking at the effects of the two items, he couldn't help but be amazed.

I feel like if these two are thrown out together, then any game will become a life-and-death game.

(End of this chapter)