It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 453: Metropolitan Version of Crotch Bomb
"Got it. Goodbye, boss."

Liu Zheng arched his tentacles and prepared to leave.

"Since you're here, why don't you give me a fortune telling? It's free today."

The Yorozuya said.

"Forget it. The more I calculate my life, the more worthless it becomes. My life is already worthless enough. I can't let it get any more worthless."

He was slightly tempted and then rejected the proposal of the Yorozuya.

The door closed, the candles went out again, and the room fell into darkness again.

Only the gaze of the Wanshiwu is immortal, burning quietly.

"It's still a little off. Was it because the free service scared him away?"

It muttered to itself.

However, given the other party's level of caution, this was also expected.

He actually brought the Heavenly Butcher with him both times. This kind of caution is quite rare among humans.

"Then try again."

The Wanshiwu spat out the confidentiality agreement that Liu Zheng had just signed, and then ignited the half-dried yarrow with his eyes.

The flame, half orange and half dark green, baked the confidentiality agreement. The words on the A4 paper gradually disappeared, and new words slowly emerged.

“Outside the territory.”

"boom!"

The Yorozuya reads out the contents on the A4 paper that only it can understand.

But just after he read two words, a gunshot occurred out of nowhere, and then the A4 paper was shot into pieces.

Immediately afterwards, several forces such as pale flames, golden magma, and red sparks appeared in turn, destroying the already broken A4 paper even more thoroughly.

"It's ok for you to come uninvited, but at least you should leave some for me, right?"

The Yorozuya said unhappily.

However, those wills had no intention of paying attention to it.

"Really? Don't take me so lightly."

The Yorozuya opened his lower jaw with great effort, propped himself up and leaped into the air, picked up a piece of scrap paper and threw it heavily to the ground.

"It hurts."

It said, moving its crooked jaw.

Then he looked up and watched the other pieces of paper burn to ashes.

"You're watching me really closely. But the more closely you watch me, the more I want it. Hahaha~"

The Yorozuya let out a hoarse and hollow laugh.

All living beings are a combination of the desire to survive and the desire for self-destruction.

Even if it knows the water is muddy, it will still reach in to fish out some.

Not for anything else, just for fun.

"Is this the end?"

Seeing Liu Zheng coming out of the Wanshiwu, Niu Ma asked.

"It's over."

He nodded.

"Okay, go back then."

Niuma said.

"Ah? Boss, aren't you going back with us?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Since I'm here, I must go play a few rounds before leaving."

Niuma said as a matter of course.

"Didn't you offend the owner of the casino last time? Are you still going?"

"You are the one who offended the devil, not me. Besides, can we stop customers from entering the restaurant when we are open for business? This is not a membership-only restaurant."

Niuma said.

Moreover, after delivering food crazily these past two days and doing high-intensity physical labor, it feels that its sexual desire seems to have recovered a little bit.

Practice is the only criterion for testing truth, and it decided to go to the custom shop that it visits most often to test it carefully.

"Okay, what if the order comes in later?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Isn't there still you?"

"But I'm still on vacation?"

"Then you can just cancel your leave."

Niuma said as a matter of course.

I've had a whole day off, it's time to rest enough.

"Boss, are you sure you want me to go to my boss to cancel my leave at this time? If my boss asks, I will tell him the truth."

He said with empty eyes.

Although I don’t know whether Si Xue is asleep at this time, it is not a good idea to disturb the boss late at night.

"Hey! You kid."

The cows and horses raised their hooves to kick him, but he dodged and hid behind Oink.

"Big Boss, help me, you don't want to lose your only little brother, right?"

Liu Zheng shouted.

"You dare to hide, kid? Even the Supreme Chancellor can't save you today. I'll kick you into a mutton paste!"

Niuma was furious.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Oink helplessly held down one with each hand to stop the farce.

If I had known, I wouldn't have followed them out. These two guys embarrassed themselves, but they also embarrassed it as well.

Even though the lights in those rooms are off, the people inside must be laughing secretly.

"Get out of here now. I have soup cooking on the stove and I don't have time to watch your farce."

Oyinke kicked them out of the black market one by one like a ball.

"It's all your fault. You got me kicked."

The cow and horse got up and immediately kicked Liu Zheng.

"whispering sound."

Liu Zheng was angry but dared not speak.

"If I had known, I would have brought Niu Daji here."

He thought again in his heart.

"Ok?"

Just as the cow and horse were about to take a step, they suddenly stopped and looked around with a pair of eyes as big as copper bells.

"What's wrong, boss?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Someone is following us, and they're hiding pretty deep. I just discovered it. Of course, it's possible that they just arrived."

Niuma said.

"Where are they?"

He took out his butcher knife and boning knife and prepared for battle.

"It's hard to say, but he's nearby. I haven't offended anyone recently, so he must be targeting you."

"How can you insult someone out of thin air? Well, it should be."

Liu Zheng couldn't refute.

He had offended several forces today alone, plus those he had offended in the past few days, the people who were motivated to follow him could fill up this street.

"You just keep looking for trouble for me. Oh, I found it."

The cow and horse raised their right front hoof and then stepped down heavily.

The ground cracked instantly, and an invisible force of energy rushed towards the southeast along the crack.

"what!"

With a scream, a woman wearing very little cloth emerged from the darkness.

She is tall and slender, with waist-length hair as black as ink, and skin as white as milk, but her muscles are clearly defined, giving her a beauty that combines both art and strength.

However, she looked very embarrassed at the moment.

The already shaky fabric became even more tattered, and there were several scratches on the body.

"Oh, you have a nice body. Since you didn't go to a brothel, you can play with me."

The cows and horses whistled obscenely.

"Boss, you are so wild, aren't you afraid that your sister-in-law will punish you by making you kneel on the washboard?"

Liu Zheng said with disdain.

"How dare it! My position in the family, humph, that's not bragging, just four words, do whatever you want."

The ox-horse raised a hoof.

"Where did these four words come from?"

He said with empty eyes.

"It's none of your business. Besides, I'm just having fun outside. My heart is with my wife. You have so many concubines in your harem that your heart wouldn't be enough to share even if you split it into eight pieces. How dare you say that about me?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"That's different. I don't have any deep contact with them. No, I'm just friends with them. There's no harem or no harem."

Liu Zheng argued. "How do I know if you had any in-depth contact? You don't have any uterine blood."

"Good fellow, you even know the details about the toad's blood."

he said in surprise.

"Humph, don't think you're the only one with culture. I also read a lot of literary works, okay?"

Niuma said with a little pride.

"How can Shougongsha be considered a work of art? No matter how you think about it, it must have come from some messed-up novel, right?"

Liu Zheng complained.

"Are all the people in the Bloody Restaurant so rude?"

The woman who had been left out for a long time couldn't bear it anymore.

"Good boy, I almost forgot about you."

He could see the woman clearly in the moonlight.

"Hey, aren't you the boss of the black-armored man?"

Liu Zheng recognized her face.

"What black-armored people? We are dark elves."

The woman said dissatisfiedly.

"That's about right. The bodies of the Wood Elf royal family have all been digested. Why are you still following me furtively?"

he asked.

"You haven't fulfilled your promise yet."

the woman said.

"I promised to take you with me if I go to Oeyama, but I haven't gone yet, right? If you can't wait, just contact the people at the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse on Bathhouse Street and mention my name. Maybe I'll even give you a fruit basket."

Liu Zheng said half-jokingly.

"Then when are you going?"

the woman asked.

"It's hard to say. It probably won't be for a few days."

It will definitely take a long time to get to the Shiwandashan Mountains, and he will basically have to use this sick leave note, so he has to plan it well.

And, if possible, he would still like to go when the food is being delivered.

After all, without the attribute bonus and true damage of the legendary vest, Liu Zheng's hard power was greatly weakened.

Now, since the legendary delivery man’s watch and underwear have their own functions, there should also be items that can forcibly activate the effects of the legendary suit, right?
"I don't trust you unless you sign a blood contract with me."

the woman said.

"It's another contract. If you don't sign it, you can believe it or not."

He refused without hesitation.

"And you don't seem to understand the situation. Now you are at my mercy."

"Cough cough."

Niuma coughed heavily.

"You were discovered by my handsome and graceful ox-horse boss. Why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy, so that I, the mighty and powerful ox-horse boss, can let you go? You still dare to make demands. I think you are tired of living."

Liu Zheng continued speaking.

"Hmm~"

The cow and horse nodded their heads approvingly.

"How naive it is to think that you can leave a dark elf behind in the middle of the night."

The woman sneered.

She lifted up her loincloth and put her hand in.

"Oh oh oh!"

The cattle and horses uttered exclamations and their eyes widened.

"Seduction, huh? I'm telling you, a gentleman like me will never fall for that."

Liu Zheng said with a serious face and fixed his eyes.

"Seduction? Yasha's beauty belongs directly to the great Bloody Kane. It would be blasphemy for you lowly mortals to even take a look at her."

The woman said coldly.

"I advise you not to say that. I don't mind, but my boss will definitely be more excited."

He said kindly.

Looking back, I saw that, sure enough, hot air began to spew out of the nostrils of the cows and horses.

"What a lowly creature."

The woman snorted disdainfully and pulled out a claw-like black dagger from her bottom.

"Holy shit, awesome."

Liu Zheng was shocked when he saw this scene.

He remembered watching a movie in real life, where the hero was on trial in court, and the heroine said that if the situation was not right, she would kill everyone and escape.

The hero asked her how she was going to escape with her bare hands, and then the heroine pulled out a knife.

The hero was shocked and asked her how she brought it in because she was wearing very cool clothes.

Then the heroine smiled triumphantly. The hero was confused at first, then he looked at her lower body and said "Oh" in sudden realization.

I didn't expect to see such a spoof plot with my own eyes. It really deserves to be called the Met.

"Blood Claws."

The woman swung the dagger, and two drops of blood spurted out from the tip of the knife, which then turned into two ferocious claws and grabbed towards the two men.

The cattle and horses didn't move at all, allowing the bloody claws to grab their heads, and then burst into a bloody mist.

Liu Zheng raised his butcher knife and chopped the blood claw into two halves with one stroke. Then the claws fell to the ground and turned into two pools of blood.

"That's it?"

He asked, shaking off the remaining blood on the butcher knife.

"Blood arrows."

The woman remained unmoved and cast her spell again.

Two pools of blood formed again and shot towards Niu Ma and Liu Zheng.

The two were naturally prepared and blocked it again.

"If that's all you have, you'd better surrender immediately. Since there are no casualties on either side, as long as you pay us some fur care and mental damages, we will generously let you go."

Liu Zheng said.

It is better to resolve a feud than to create one. Judging from the strength of those black-armored men, these dark elves are not pushovers and it is better to avoid making enemies if possible.

"It's to release a cow or a horse."

Niuma corrected.

"All right. We will be generous enough to let you go."

He is quick to accept advice.

"You two idiots, do you really think I want to get involved with you?"

A woman's voice came from a distance.

"Ok?"

The cow and horse suddenly rushed to the woman, and then kicked her with one hoof, turning her into a bloody mess.

"I'll be keeping an eye on you, human, and you'd better fulfill your promise soon."

With every word the woman spoke, her voice became farther away, until it was almost inaudible.

"Fuck, I was actually run away by this bitch."

Niuma said in annoyance.

"With your strength, Boss, you were able to make her run away. It seems that she is quite powerful."

Liu Zheng said.

"Every profession has its own specialties. My specialty is not reconnaissance and concealment. It's normal that I didn't find it."

It was rare for Niuma to admit his own shortcomings.

"Of course, this woman must be capable. Where did you provoke her from?"

it asked.

"Oh, they are the group that wanted to steal the body of the Wood Elf King. In order to distract me, they even ordered takeout. But they didn't realize that I was on vacation and my efforts were in vain."

Liu Zheng explained.

"I was wondering why there was an order from the old city all of a sudden. Normally, we don't get an order for ten days or half a month."

"This gang is quite powerful. I noticed that their store is in the best location in the slave market, and it's quite large. But the person who took my order greeted me at the door, so I didn't even have a chance to go in and take a look."

Niuma said with regret.

Although the slaves in the slave market have not been trained in the brothel, the service level is definitely much lower, but the original ecology also has its own unique flavor.

"There will be a chance."

he comforted.

If Liu Zheng found that the dark elves were following him again, either the other party would politely invite them to visit, or he would come to attack them with cattle and horses.

"Damn it, I fought for nothing again. I'm so tired."

The cows and horses shouted curses.

"Thank you for your hard work, sir. I'll give you a good massage when we get back."

Liu Zheng coaxed.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

A man, a cow and a horse walked side by side, heading towards the bloody restaurant under the bathing blood moon.

(End of this chapter)