It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 452 Liu Zheng: I'm Really Not an Explosion Maniac

"Name: Random Dice (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Randomly disrupt the order of the chance of triggering an item's effect."

"Note: This is Dice Lady's mercy to you unlucky players. Say thank you to Dice Lady."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

Strong, absolutely strong, invincible.

After Liu Zheng saw the effects of the items, this was the only thought in his mind.

If the random dice were given to the Black Carp Dragon's Resentment House, wouldn't it take off on the spot?
But after a brief excitement, Liu Zheng calmed down again.

Although the effect of random dice is powerful, it is not truly invincible.

First of all, randomly shuffling the order means that the order may not change after shuffling.

Secondly, even if the probability drops to 1%, the possibility of death still exists, so it can only be used as a life-gambling tool.

However, even though he recognized the shortcomings of the random dice, it did not hinder his determination to win.

“This is exactly what I need.”

Liu Zheng said calmly.

Those who have thunder in their hearts but a calm face can be appointed as generals.

Although he is not a general, being a delivery man in a bloody restaurant requires more acting skills.

"As long as Boss Liu Zheng is satisfied."

The Yorozuya laughed.

"What about the price?"

he asked tentatively.

"First, give me this half-dried yarrow."

The Yorozuya said.

"This is no problem."

With a 99% chance of great luck, a mere piece of yarrow suddenly loses its fragrance.

"Then, you have to help me do something."

"Uh, can't you buy it with money?"

Liu Zheng asked.

He gets a headache whenever he hears about doing things. Although he is indeed a player, he enjoys killing monsters, not being obsessed with missions.

"Do you think I'm short of money?"

The Yorozuya asked back.

"But you don't look like you need people to do the work."

He said.

"You are wrong. Not only do I lack people to do the work, I am desperately short of people."

The Yorozuya shook his head, and the sound of rubbing against the tabletop was similar to that of wiping glass.

“A lot of people think that a jack of all trades can do everything, and of course, in reality, it’s pretty much the same.”

There was a hint of pride in its tone.

"However, the true meaning of the Yorozuya is not that I can accomplish many things by myself, but that I can always find people who can get things done."

“Both the person asking for help and the person being asked for help will have threads of destiny, and I am the one weaving the web.”

The Yorozuya said.

"Why does it sound like what you did is the same thing?"

The cow and horse poked Liu Zheng's back with their horns.

Expanding personal connections and leveraging other people's power, isn't this the reason why this kid was able to stir up trouble in the metropolis in such a short time?
"That's right. That's why I chose him."

The Yorozuya said.

"How about it? Do you want to join my all-in-one shop? Delivery man boss."

it asked.

"How do you join?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"There are two ways."

"The first way is like now. You ask me to do one thing, and I will ask you to do another. The difficulty of these two things may not be equal, but they are definitely suitable for you. Payment first, then goods."

"The second way is to become a member of Wanshiwu. I will periodically assign tasks to you, and you can earn membership points after completing them. When you assign tasks, you will use your membership points to settle the bill. Based on various circumstances, members can also apply for point installment payment, with goods first and payment later."

The Yorozuya introduced it in detail.

"What if the task issued cannot be completed?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You can submit a reason why you can't complete it. If I approve of it, I will change your task. But if I can't approve of it, I will deduct your points depending on the situation."

“When your points reach zero, if you fail to complete the task again, your membership will be cancelled.”

The Yorozuya said.

"In what sense is it a cancellation?"

he asked cautiously.

"Of course it's a literal cancellation. Even if he's not a member, he's still a rare customer. I won't go against his money."

The Yorozuya laughed.

It sounds like the conditions at the Yorozuya are quite accommodative.

But after a brief thought, Liu Zheng chose to refuse.

"Sorry, I'll choose the first option."

He said.

"Okay. It doesn't matter. There are many customers who choose the first method. You are just one of them."

The Yorozuya said in a friendly manner.

"So what is it that you want me to do?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Oh, it's very simple, just help me get the head of a god."

"Boss of the Wanshiwu, do you think too highly of me?"

He smiled bitterly.

Those who can be called gods in the Wanshiwu are naturally not the indigenous superiors like Art, but at least they must be at the level of the Eight Directions Gods.

Liu Zheng has almost used up all his cards now. Let alone killing a god, even killing a fish is difficult enough.

"Of course not. Since I gave this task to you, it's because I'm sure you can complete it. Besides, you've actually done it once."

The Yorozuya shook his head.

"I did that? You're not saying."

He had a bad feeling.

"Yes, it is Shao Yanming's head."

The Wanshiwu nodded, and Liu Zheng's heart finally settled down.

"Boss of the Yorozuya, I would like to ask, could this mission be issued by some real estate tycoon who does not want to reveal his name?"

He asked with empty eyes.

"Members' information is strictly confidential, so I can't answer your question."

The Yorozuya said.

However, the answer is already obvious.

Apart from Peacock, Liu Zheng couldn't think of anyone else who would specifically look for the Wanshiwu to post a task and ask for this thing.

"I'm afraid I can't complete this task."

He shook his head.

Si Xue would definitely ask him what he wanted Shao Yanming's head for, and he wouldn't lie.

And Si Xue is not a fool, she will definitely guess that it is what Peacock wants.

It would be good enough if Liu Zheng was not slapped to death at that time, but how could Peacock get what he wanted?

"Don't you want to give it a try?"

"Can't even try a little bit."

Although Si Xue was not a petty leader, she absolutely could not accept her subordinates flirting with her mortal enemy, even if it was indirect.

"Okay, then I have another task..."

The Yorozuya said.

"You say."

"This is also very simple, just catch a chicken."

The Yorozuya said.

"What chicken?"

"A chicken named Napoleon."

The Yorozuya replied.

"If you don't want to do business with me, just tell me. Even if the deal doesn't work out, there's still friendship."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

He arrested Napoleon, and it would have been good enough if Napoleon hadn't arrested him.

Why does he need to shuffle the dice when he can beat Napoleon? As long as he survives a little, he can extend his survival time.

“Employers can provide additional assistance to greatly increase the probability of mission success.”

The Yorozuya said.

"What help?"

"I can only tell you this after you accept the mission, and you have to sign a confidentiality agreement. These two also have to step aside first."

The Yorozuya looked at Oink and the cows and horses.

"Forget it. I can't take this mission."

Liu Zheng refused again.

Although the white-feathered chicken didn't treat him very well and was always thinking about using him to cook, it objectively helped him many times.

Needless to say, Liu Zheng’s only two weapons are these.

He couldn't handle the white-feathered chicken, either from a strength or emotional perspective.

"Then there is only one last mission. If you still refuse this mission, then our conversation ends here."

The Yorozuya said. "You say."

"You should know the Shiwan Mountains, right?"

The Yorozuya asked.

"know."

He also made enemies with Dajiangshan in the Shiwanda Mountains.

Of course, it’s hard to say whether those monsters knew it was him who did it.

"The mission is to blow up one of the Hundred Thousand Mountains."

The Yorozuya said.

".The task you assigned to me is really targeted."

Liu Zheng's mouth twitched slightly.

"Of course. I will select the most suitable tasks for each client. First, it is to improve the customer experience, and second, it is to ensure the completion rate of the task."

The Yorozuya said as a matter of course.

"That makes sense. But I want to make it clear that I'm not really an explosion fan."

He tried to clear his name.

"I understand, my clients all say so."

The Yorozuya said with understanding.

".Forget it. What if I accept the mission but cannot complete it?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"As long as it doesn't violate the confidentiality agreement, it's fine."

The Yorozuya replied.

"Okay, I'll accept the mission then."

"Then please go out and wait for a moment. Or would you please sign a confidentiality agreement with me?"

The Yorozuya said to Oink and Niuma.

Of course they would not sign and turned around and left the Yorozuya Shop.

The metropolitan contract is very binding, but it also has many loopholes.

Moreover, signing a contract itself is to establish a connection.

However, Oink and Niuma were obviously unwilling to establish any connection with a guy like the Yorozuya whose origins were unknown.

"Please help me open the cabinet on the bottom row on the far left."

The Yorozuya said.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng walked to the row of old-fashioned wooden cabinets, found the location the Wanshiwu mentioned, and opened it. It was full of white A4 paper.

"Two will suffice."

The Yorozuya said.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng took out two A4 papers and returned to the divination table.

"Please take a look at the contents of the agreement. If there are no problems, you can sign it. There will be two copies, and we will each keep one."

The Yorozuya said.

"Ok."

He picked up the A4 paper and read its contents.

The content is similar to the confidentiality agreement Liu Zheng signed in real life, except that it has some metropolitan characteristics.

So after reading it, he simply signed it.

The Yorozuya's eyes also moved on the A4, leaving words that looked like they were burned by flames.

Somehow, Liu Zheng felt some kind of restraint, and also felt that he had established some kind of connection with the Wanshiwu in front of him.

But there are too many big guys connected with him, so one more won’t hurt.

Anyway, no matter how powerful the Yorozuya is, it can't be stronger than the sewers, the gravekeeper, and Si Xue and the others.

The Yorozuya opened its mouth and swallowed one confidentiality agreement, while Liu Zheng put the other one into the legendary takeout box.

"Okay, then I'll tell you the details of the mission."

As the Yorozuya said this, he dug out another short finger from the pile of junk.

Liu Zheng grabbed the finger that flew over, but no item introduction popped up.

"what is this?"

he asked.

"This is the finger shed by the client. If you carry this finger into the area of ​​the Hundred Thousand Mountains, it will point in the direction of that mountain."

The Yorozuya said.

"End?"

Liu Zheng asked doubtfully.

"That's it, what else do you want to know?"

The Yorozuya was more confused than him.

"Doesn't the mountain have a name? Doesn't the mountain have any features? Are there no buildings on the mountain?"

He asked a series of questions.

"No. The client did not provide any further information."

The Yorozuya shook his head.

"Then I have one more question."

"You said."

“If I were on that hill, would this finger be pointing forward or downward?”

Liu Zheng asked.

"this problem."

The Yorozuya fell into deep thought.

"Would you like to ask for more information?"

He shrugged.

"That makes sense. You are indeed a human that I value. You have a flexible mind. Then you can go out and wait for a while."

The Yorozuya praised.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng walked out of the Wanshiwu.

"Is it done?"

asked the cows and horses waiting outside.

"No, I just encountered a bug and confused it. I'm urgently fixing it now."

He said.

"What do you mean?"

The cows and horses looked confused.

"Well, we just have to wait a little longer anyway."

Liu Zheng explained simply.

He discovered that these non-humans usually had no problem communicating, but sometimes they would get stuck for unknown reasons. No wonder the city hall wanted to recruit so many humans as employees.

After waiting for a while, the door of the Yorozuya opened automatically and he returned into the house.

"Ask clearly, the client is pointing forward."

The Yorozuya said somewhat awkwardly.

"Then how do I find it? Walk by first, then wait for the finger to point backwards before looking back?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

God knows how big the Shiwan Mountains are. If it is a small hill, it would be fine. But if it is a big mountain or even a mountain range, then even if he uses up his sick leave note, it will not be enough.

"Don't worry about that. The client is already processing it and will change it to point downwards."

The Yorozuya said.

"That's the number. What about the other information?"

"The client said he didn't know any other information, he just remembered that there were a lot of apricot blossoms on that mountain."

The Yorozuya said.

"The shepherd boy pointed to the Apricot Blossom Mountain in the distance?"

he blurted out.

Then isn’t that finger the shepherd boy’s finger?
"That mountain may not be called Xinghua Mountain."

The Yorozuya reminded.

"I know, that's all I said. I have to remember the size of the mountain, otherwise how can I calculate the explosive equivalent."

Liu Zheng said.

"Each of the Hundred Thousand Mountains has its own core. If you blow up the core, the mountain will naturally blow up as well."

The Yorozuya said.

"Then how can I find the mountain core?"

"That's your problem. But I can give you an extra piece of information. The Stone Spirit Clan may have a unique secret recipe in this regard."

The Yorozuya replied.

"The Stone Spirit Clan?"

Liu Zheng was stunned for a moment, then he thought of Shi Tiantian who had fainted from his pleasure.

"Oh, it's been taken care of."

The will-o'-the-wisp in the Yorozuya's eyes jumped out and drew a circle of fire on the table.

Then, the shepherd boy's finger appeared out of thin air in the circle of fire.

"Any questions? Human."

After he put his fingers away, the Yorozuya asked.

"One last question, what if I complete the mission but the black market is closed?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"If the Heaven Butcher can open the entrance to the black market in advance, I can do the same."

The Yorozuya replied.

(End of this chapter)