It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 423 I asked you to take off your shoes but you wanted to have more food?

Chapter 423 I asked you to take off your shoes but you wanted to have more food?

In a flash, Liu Zheng took a glance.

Very good, put on your shoes.

Another glance.

"Fuck, I'm not wearing anything."

Liu Zheng groaned inwardly.

I won’t let him lick there this time, will I?

If you lick his feet, he will be half dead. If you lick there, he will be dead.

Perhaps some innate metropolitan saints will think it is a benefit, but no matter how great the benefit is, you have to have the ability to enjoy it.

Anyway, Liu Zheng doesn’t have that ability, so whoever falls in love can have it.

"what are you thinking?"

Si Xue asked with a smile.

"I was thinking that the toga would be more suitable with linen flat shoes."

He said seriously.

"I don't like numbness."

Si Xue shook her head.

"The silk one is also good, it suits your temperament better."

Liu Zheng immediately changed his words.

"Why? You want to give me a pair?"

Si Xue glanced at him.

"One pair is not enough. For a boss of your status, you need at least four pairs of shoes."

"Okay."

Si Xue raised her foot.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

"Take off your shoes, or else I'll let you have extra food?"

Si Xue said unhappily.

"oh oh."

Liu Zheng smiled embarrassedly, squatted down and carefully took off her shoes.

The dorsum of the foot is pale and cold, and the blue meridians are clearly visible, which makes people feel pity.

Of course, his focus is not on this.

Very good, this time no black water seeped out of Si Xue’s pores.

"Four pairs of shoes, you said so yourself."

Si Xue put down her foot.

"Of course, it is my honor to buy you shoes."

Liu Zheng said respectfully.

"Okay, get lost."

Si Xue waved her hand.

"okay."

He skillfully rolled himself into a ball and rolled all the way into the elevator.

Si Xue snapped her fingers and imprinted the golden magatama on Shao Yanming's forehead.

Then he poured the remaining tea on Shao Yanming's head, freezing it quickly.

"You're going too far, Si Xue."

Suddenly, the lake water rushed up into the sky and condensed into a transparent human figure, which opened its mouth and spoke.

"I think you've gone too far, Lake God."

Si Xue said lightly.

"Just now Liu was here, and if you didn't come out to greet me, I wouldn't have argued with you. Now that he's gone, what should you call me?"

She put her hand directly into the fire, but the flames of thousands of degrees could not even blacken her hand.

Si Xue grabbed the fire and tossed it up and down in her palm, as if she might throw it out at any time.

".boss."

The lake god said after a moment of silence.

"Is this how you talk to your boss? Standing taller than me?"

Si Xue frowned.

"."

The lake god hesitated for a moment, then silently sank back into the lake, leaving only half of his body exposed.

"Very good, go on."

Si Xue threw the fire back into the stove.

"That guy just now is not an outstanding employee, and he hasn't worked for ten years yet. It's against regulations to let him fish in Treasure Lake."

The lake god suppressed his anger.

"Whose rules? Yours?"

Si Xue asked back.

"This is what the restaurant agreed with me."

The Lake God said angrily.

"What does the restaurant have to do with you?"

As soon as Si Xue said this, the lake water suddenly shook, and then the entire cave began to shake continuously.

"What? You and Liu Zheng can play tricks on me, but I can't play tricks on you?"

She stood up, put her hands on her hips, and cursed at the top of the cave.

"Tell me yourself, how good of a boss am I? Without me, would your takeaways be sent to the sewer?"

The cave still shook.

"Did you discover Liu Zheng? Did you negotiate with the city hall? If you have the brains to do this kind of high-end work, why do you need us bosses for anything?"

Si Xue said bluntly.

The cave shook even more violently.

"Given Liu Zheng's personality, can you get along with him? It's easy for you to kill him, but it's hard to find another one."

"He has so many marks on his body that if you kill him, you'll offend half of the metropolis."

"If the performance is not good, I will be used as cannon fodder, and the personality you have worked so hard to put together will be wiped out."

Si Xue remained unmoved.

The frequency of the cave vibrations gradually slowed down and finally subsided.

"Tsk, as expected, no matter what it is, once it has a personality, it will become terrifying."

Si Xue sneered.

"Do you still have any opinions?"

She looked towards the Lake God.

"I have an opinion. I have no right to interfere in the restaurant or your business, but it is my responsibility and my right to manage Booty Lake. If all bosses invite people to fish casually like you do, how can I manage it?"

The lake god said with his neck stiff.

"You're still feeling wronged. Why don't you tell me that I put my own treasures into the lake as well?"

Si Xue sneered.

"If it weren't for my treasures, would you be able to steal so much spirituality?"

"Stop talking, stop talking."

The lake god quickly dissuaded her.

"If you told me not to say it, then don't say it. Who do you think you are? And..."

"Auntie, I was wrong, I was wrong. From now on, you can fish however you want, even by electrocuting fish. Okay?"

The lake god was so frightened that he kowtowed immediately.

"You are not a blacksmith, why do you have to do such a shameless thing?"

Si Xue looked at him with contempt.

"Then I'm going back."

The lake god smiled bitterly and prepared to return to the lake.

"Who told you to leave? I was just worried about not having an audience, and you just happened to come to my door. Stay there and don't go anywhere."

Si Xue ordered.

"This, I, ah!"

The lake god sighed and stood still.

Si Xue took out her cell phone and made a call.

"Hey, Birdman, are you still alive?"

She said with a smile on her face.

"How can I die when a reptile like you is still alive?"

The female voice on the other end of the phone replied coldly.

"That's great. Just thinking that someone like you is still living shamelessly makes life easier for me."

Si Xue kept smiling.

"Difficult? If you hadn't used some shameful means to become a restaurant owner, how could you be on equal footing with me? I can eat more than a hundred lizards like you in a day."

The female voice taunted.

"Your business hasn't improved in the past few years, but your tone has increased a lot. There are more than a hundred of them. The restaurant can't even purchase that many. Are you counting those that have turned into something after drinking urine or eating feces?"

"No wonder your mouth stinks."

Si Xue's smile widened.

"You are speaking even more vulgarly now than before. You are really bringing shame to our upper class society."

"Really? I think my words are becoming more and more touching."

Si Xue said complacently.

"You called me just to argue? If so, I'm hanging up. My time is much more valuable than yours."

"After all, you can only stay in your filthy restaurant and rot, while I have to attend all kinds of high-end balls, salons and auctions."

The female voice countered.

"Of course not. Speaking of auctions, how did you know I got two pieces from the Takamagahara collection?"

Si Xue felt that the time was right and finally dropped the bomb. "It's just two pieces. My treasure house is almost full. If you like, just kneel down and beg me, and I'll throw ten or eight pieces to you to pick up."

The female voice was silent for a moment, then spoke immediately.

"Really? Do you have Shao Yanming's head too? It was just chopped off."

"."

"Oh, yes, there is also the mark of Dayi Nianggui, which was also just taken off and is still steaming."

"."

"Bitch."

The female voice cursed and then hung up the phone.

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

Si Xue held the cell phone and laughed wildly, shaking the entire cave and even the body of the lake god was on the verge of collapse.

"This crazy woman."

The lake god dared not speak out but was angry.

Si Xue laughed for several minutes before finally stopping.

"Okay, you can get out."

She waved to the lake god.

"okay."

The lake god seemed to have been pardoned. He collapsed into a drop of water and returned to the lake.

"Napoleon, give Liu Zheng what he wants, and bring me a whole bird feast."

Si Xue made another call.

"What standard? Special grade, right?"

She downplayed it.

Si Xue hung up the phone, holding the phone eager to try it out, as if she wanted to show off to someone else.

But she poked her fingers on the screen again and again, and finally stopped typing.

"Ah."

She put away her phone, turned back to the pavilion, silently took out two sweet potatoes and started roasting them again.
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"Boss Chef, here I come."

Liu Zheng walked into the kitchen.

"Hey, why are there so few people this time?"

He asked, looking around.

"Going to unload the cargo."

The white-feathered chicken was squatting on the ground studying the corpses of the monsters from Mount Oe, and said without raising his head.

"Another Yuanshen sect?"

Liu Zheng asked casually.

"Idiots. Those guys can handle some smuggled goods, but if they rely on large-scale transactions, everyone in the restaurant will starve to death."

The white-feathered chicken cursed.

"Oh. Are these smuggled goods or legitimate goods?"

He pointed at the monster corpses and said.

“It’s an unexpected bonus.”

The white-feathered chicken replied.

"Haha. I didn't expect you, Chef Boss, to have a sense of humor."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"Don't think that you humans are the only ones who understand humor. I'm busy right now, let Salmon take you to get your things."

The white-feathered chicken waved its wings and said.

"Okay, you go ahead and do your work."

This was exactly what he wanted.

Liu Zheng walked past the white-feathered chicken and went to the vegetable sink.

Sure enough, the calico cat curled up in the cat bed and took a nap again.

As if sensing someone approaching, a human face emerged from the hair.

"Good evening, Chef asked Salmon to take me to get something."

Liu Zheng greeted him.

"Humph."

The human face snorted heavily and returned to the hair.

Then, the calico cat opened its eyes with difficulty.

"Meow~"

It called lazily and then stretched its body.

Liu Zheng used up all his strength to resist the urge to push it down and suck its tripe.

No wonder the silver tabby was so excited when he heard about the calico cat. Not to mention the cat, even he, a human, couldn't stand it.

"It's Liu Zhengmiao~"

The calico cat didn't even open its eyes, but it smelled Liu Zheng's scent with just a sniff.

"Liu Zheng, I want a hug, meow."

The calico cat stretched out its paw towards him.

"Oh, okay~"

Liu Zheng held his throat, happily lifted it up by its butt, held it like a baby, and then tickled its chin with his tentacles.

"Gululu~"

The calico cat made a comfortable engine sound.

After rubbing for a few minutes, the calico cat slowly opened its eyes.

"Liu Zheng, what are you doing here meow~"

It asked, licking its paw.

"The chef asked you to take me to retrieve the body of the Wood Elf King."

Liu Zheng said while rubbing its little kitten's head.

"The corpse of the Wood Elf royal family, what is that?"

The calico cat blinked its big eyes.

"Give him the stuff in the cold storage, number 6238. Also, let him pick one from the cabinets numbered 6377 to 6386."

The sound of the white-feathered chicken came over.

"Oh, okay meow. Let's go meow~"

The calico cat exerted a little force and jumped to the ground.

Although it is a pet cat that loves to act spoiled, it is still very serious and responsible when working, otherwise the white-feathered chicken would not pamper it so much.

The calico cat brought Liu Zheng to the cold storage, and then found the cabinet numbered 6238 that the white-feathered chicken mentioned as if he was familiar with the place.

All the cabinets here are the same size, just like the freezers in the morgue.

Obviously, space folding technology must have been used inside.

The calico cat grabbed the handle and pulled out the drawer, and a frozen corpse appeared in front of them.

The corpse looked similar to a human, with a slender and strong body. It was naked on both the upper and lower body, except for an apron woven from leaves and vines around its waist.

As for the pair of huge pectoral muscles, they were exposed openly.

The only thing that made her different from humans was her antler-like hair and two pointed ears.

The wood elf still had a necklace woven from vines around her neck, but the inlay in the pendant was gone.

Liu Zheng estimated that what was originally embedded there should be the Epoch Oak.

He reached out and touched the corpse, but no item prompt popped up.

This is a bit troublesome.

"She won't be resurrected, right?"

Liu Zheng asked cautiously.

The decorations they carry with them can make the plane tree evolve. Since they are a royal family, their strength is conservatively estimated to be no worse than that of cattle and horses.

Don’t let the wood elf come back to life and slap him to death and then walk away just as he is transported out of the restaurant. That would be too funny.

"No, meow. If it's not dead, a red light will light up there."

The calico cat pointed at the indicator light on the cabinet and said.

"That's good."

He nodded.

"Is there anything you can help me transport out?"

Liu Zheng asked again.

"There is a cart, but you can't take the cabinet out, meow."

The calico cat said.

"Then she won't thaw quickly?"

he asked.

"No, meow. Without the thawing equipment in the kitchen, it won't melt even if you boil it in magma for a month."

The calico cat said proudly.

"The thawing equipment you mentioned, isn't it the row of rusty faucets?"

Liu Zhengxu asked with his eyes fixed.

"correct."

The calico cat said as a matter of course.

"Those spots aren't rust, they're actually a specially cultivated strain of bacteria. With them attached to the faucet, the water that flows out can not only thaw and cool down, but also sterilize and remove odors."

It introduced.

"awesome."

He drummed his tentacles.

"Let's go get the other stuff then."

The calico cat pulled out the drawer with force, and then it dropped to the ground with a clang.

(End of this chapter)

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