It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 422: It’s okay for men, they can still go up
"stop!"

Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacles and made a gesture to stop him.

The black tabby and silver tabby fish also stopped cooperatively.

"So good. Such a good little kitty definitely wouldn't want to play with a dog, right?"

He said with satisfaction, the toothpaste curled on the tip of the tentacle swayed slowly with the water flow, and it seemed that it could fall out of the tentacle at any time.

"Name: Tindalos's Teething Stick (Disposable)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After throwing, it can summon a Tindalos Hound, which lasts for three minutes."

"Note: Please note that the dog summoned may not be the original Tindaros dog."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

This teething stick was the first trump card he got, and it was also of the lowest quality.

But the threat is no less than those high-quality or perfect cards, and may even be more threatening.

But since getting the trump card, Liu Zheng has never taken it out again.

Because without the item "Msisha's Bone Whistle", this item is an indiscriminate engine that kills everyone.

"There are no sharp angles here, so you can't release it."

Black Lihua stared at the teething stick and said.

"Don't gamble. How can a pretty little kitty like you learn to gamble from humans?"

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Besides, what good would it be if you won the bet? No one would play with you then."

"Then let's play cat and mouse~"

Silver Gradient said excitedly.

Clearly, he was the rat.

"My legs and feet are not good, and I am not good at swimming. I am afraid I won't have enough fun."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"So what can you play?"

Black Lihua asked.

"As for me, I can turn into a small dried fish."

He retracted and released his tentacles, and two small dried fish appeared.

"Little dried fish!"

Black Lihua widened his eyes.

"It smells so good. It smells so good."

Silver Gradient twitched his nose and said excitedly.

After all, this is not a real lake and there are no real living creatures here.

Even if there are collections that transform into fish, they don’t taste like fish when you eat them, let alone being made into dried fish.

Moreover, Liu Zheng’s dried fish are not ordinary dried fish, but dried fish carefully made by the calico cat using fish from the sewer.

Not to mention these collections that are not even edible, even the sphinxes are subject to special attacks.

"Second brother, kill him and grab the dried fish."

Black Lihua said loudly.

"Okay, boss."

Silver Gradient agreed without hesitation.

They didn't care about saying it to his face because Liu Zheng couldn't get away.

"Don't do this, little kitty. Otherwise, there will be no dried fish."

Liu Zheng rolled up his tentacles again, and the dried fish disappeared.

This is the advantage of being judged as an item by the system. It can be stored in and taken out of the system space at any time.

He found these two small dried fishes from the legendary takeout box, and he didn't know when they were put there.

But luckily he forgot about it himself, otherwise he would have given it to the Sphinx last time.

"Human, where did you hide our dried fish?"

Black Lihua asked angrily.

"I have put it into the storage space. Even if you kill me, it won't come out."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"So, if you want to eat dried fish, you have to be a good cat. Got it?"

"Humph, they are just two small dried fish. If you don't want to eat them, forget it."

The black cat raised its head proudly.

"Brother, but I want to eat."

Silver Gradually said weakly.

"Shut up! A cat should have the backbone of a cat. How can it be easily controlled by hateful humans?"

The black tabby raised his paw and gave the silver tabby a "snap".

"Have you forgotten how many cats are killed just because they covet human cat food, cat cans, cat strips, cat meals, and cat toys?"

As it spoke, its saliva began to flow.

"Well, in short, cats need independence and freedom, and they must not get along with humans just because of a little favor."

It paused and said.

"I have more than just these two dried fish."

Liu Zheng's lips curled slightly.

"Have you heard of the sewer? I am good friends with the fishermen who raise fish there. I put big fish like this in sacks."

"Don't you want to play cat and mouse? The black rats in the sewers are so big and can even climb up to the ceiling. It's really exciting to chase them."

He gestured and said.

"Tsk, there are rats here too, much bigger than yours."

Black Lihua said stubbornly.

"Does your rat have meat? Can your rats gather together? Can your rats give birth to litters after litters, so many that we can never catch them all?"

Liu Zheng asked disdainfully.

"Hmph! You disgusting human, I'm going to tear your mouth to pieces!"

Black Lihua had no way of refutation and could only show his teeth and claws in anger.

"Don't be so mean. I'm actually a very nice person, otherwise I wouldn't have so many cat friends."

"Really? Do they look like us?"

Silver Gradient asked curiously.

"That's different. One is a calico cat, and it made the dried fish. The other is a black cat, and it's a novelist."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Calico cat!"

Silver Gradient cried out excitedly.

"Um, can you introduce me to it?"

After calling out, it spoke somewhat shyly.

"Meow!"

The black cat roared at the silver shade.

"What do you mean, old man?"

Just when Liu Zheng thought it was going to promote some cat-Sis ideas again, it continued.

"You're trying to steal the female cat from the boss, right?"

"Uh"

Liu Zheng curled the corners of his mouth.

"Then you must go first, Boss, and then I will go up."

Silver Gradient said flatteringly.

"You're smart, kid. Don't get on with it. Isn't there another black one? That one's for you."

Black Lihua said with satisfaction.

"That black cat is a male."

He interrupted.

"A male? No problem, you can still do it."

Black Lihua doesn't care.

"actually."

Yin Jianceng seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"Dislike? If you dislike that black cat, I want it too."

Black Lihua widened his eyes.

"Don't mind, don't mind, the male ones are pretty good too."

Silver Gradient said quickly.

"Human, hand over those two cats to us, and give us the dried fish, one cat and one sack, and I will spare your life."

Heilihua looked at Liu Zheng proudly.

"It's no problem for me to give it to you, but I don't have it with me right now."

Liu Zheng said in embarrassment.

"Then you go die."

The eyes of Blackbeard and Silver Tabby became dangerous again.

"This is the first cat king, oh, and this is the second cat king."

Silver Gradient nodded with satisfaction.

"I can't beat you anyway, so just follow me out. If I don't keep my promise, you can kill me in time. Do you think this is okay?"

He proposed a solution.

"Um"

Black Lihua looked a little hesitant.

"Anyway, if you keep it here, you can only fight with the other collections. You won't get tired of fighting for hundreds of years, but you will get tired of fighting for thousands of years, right?"

"I don't know when the next time someone comes, and it may not be you who are found." Liu Zheng struck while the iron was hot.

"Second King, what do you think?"

The black lynx looked at the silver leopard.

"Boss."

"Ok?"

The black cat glared at it.

"Oh, great king. I think it's fine, of course. In the end, I still have to listen to you."

Silver Gradient quickly changed his words.

"Ah."

After tilting its head and thinking for a while, the black cat suddenly raised its paw and pointed at Liu Zheng.

"Humph! Human, remember this. I was not convinced by you. I came up with this idea myself."

It said in a serious tone.

"That's right, how could a stupid human like me come up with such a good idea?"

Liu Zheng said humbly.

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

The Black Beaver and the Silver Gradient cried out at the same time, then turned into two beams of golden light and rushed towards him.

Liu Zheng quickly raised four tentacles to block his chest.

The two golden lights carried a violent impact force, smashing his four tentacles and sternum into pieces.

"Good fellow, you're still trying to do this after you've already taken the bait. Do you think I haven't made enough nests?"

He said with a grin.

The blood spread in the water, and the bloody smell seemed to spread farther than in the air.

"Ow!"

"Roar!"

"Who are you, little thief, to dare to come here and act so recklessly?"

"Another fisherman is here, brothers, let's go see what's going on?"

A myriad of voices entered Liu Zheng's ears.

"Damn, this is disturbing the fish nest."

His hair stood on end and he pulled the fishing line hard regardless of the pain, while at the same time swimming upwards with both hooves.

"What? You're not going to fish anymore?"

Si Xue's voice came from above.

"That's not in character for you. I thought you were going to turn the lake upside down."

She teased.

"Ahem, that was when I first came here and I was ignorant. Now I have become more mature."

Liu Zheng said shamelessly.

"Really? Then it seems like you're useless."

Si Xue's tone turned cold.

"Of course, being steady or impulsive depends on the needs of the job. Boss, if you need me to be steady, I will be steady. If you need me to be impulsive, I will rush right away."

He immediately changed his tone.

"Glib."

Si Xue said lightly.

Then a huge force came from above. Liu Zheng only had time to hold on to the two golden lights before his body broke through the water and soared into the air.

He looked into the lake, and saw dozens of golden lights rushing towards the place where he had just floated like sharks smelling blood.

"No matter what you do, you can always make yourself so embarrassed."

Looking at his miserable appearance, Si Xue shook her head.

"Because I'm a foodie."

Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.

It doesn't matter if it's embarrassing, as long as you can survive.

If you want to look cool in front of others, you have to suffer behind their backs.

Well, although he seems to be suffering in front of others and behind their backs.

"The legendary delivery man back then was much more cool and stylish than you."

Si Xue commented.

"I dare not compare myself with that big guy."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"Do you think you can get away with it? We are all human beings, and we all like to stir up trouble. You even inherited his vest and takeout box."

"You may think it's just a coincidence, but in the eyes of others, you are his chosen successor."

"Some people even suspect that you are his illegitimate child left outside."

Si Xue sneered.

"Uh, the age doesn't match, does it?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"There are many ways to change your age, and there are also ways to freeze time. For someone like the legendary delivery man, it's not a difficult task."

Si Xue shook her head.

"There's nothing I can do about it. I just know I'm not good enough. As for what others think, that's their business. I just need to do my job well."

He shrugged.

Anyway, whether Liu Zheng is the illegitimate son of the legendary delivery man or not, it makes no difference whether these bastards want to kill him or not.

Then again, how is he similar to the legendary delivery man?

He would never do such a thing as using clothes to pick up prostitutes or using underwear to pay the bill.

Well, probably not, right?
"is it?"

Si Xue glanced at Liu Zheng, threw the fishing rod to the ground, and returned to the pavilion.

He lay quietly on the ground, looking at the ice-covered cave ceiling, waiting for his body to recover.

After a while, four thin tentacles grew out and the shattered sternum began to take shape.

He climbed up and casually picked up the fishing rod on the ground.

As expected, the item description did not pop up.

"whispering sound."

Liu Zheng curled his lips, threw away the fishing rod like Si Xue did, and looked into his arms.

A black laser pointer and a silver bell collar.

Judging from the color, the former should be the prototype of the black leopard flower, while the latter is the prototype of the silver gradient flower.

He picked up both the laser pen and the bell collar, but the item description still did not pop up.

"Ok?"

Liu Zheng frowned and entered the pavilion with two items.

"Boss, I am a little confused."

Before he could open his mouth, Si Xue interrupted him.

"I know what you're going to ask. The two of them just followed you out without really recognizing you."

“Only when you gain their approval do they become real objects.”

"As of now, they are still in a state of half object and half living being."

"But after leaving Treasure Lake, their spirituality will gradually disappear, and eventually the entire item will lose its function."

"Once they leave the metropolitan area, they will immediately lose their effectiveness."

she explained.

"I see. Thank you for clearing up my confusion, boss."

Liu Zheng nodded.

No wonder the two cats agreed so readily; it turned out they were waiting for him here.

I guess he will turn back into cat form when he thinks he is not going to keep his promise, so I will kill him and then go back to Treasure Lake.

But the problem is, even if Liu Zheng fulfills his promise, the spirituality of these two will become less and less, and they won’t be able to roam around for long, right?

Would they rather give up their lives for a brief moment of freedom? He couldn't expect him to bring them back to Treasure Lake regularly to replenish their spirituality, could he?

Huh? It seems that it is not impossible.

If Liu Zheng felt that they were important, he would naturally find a way to maintain their spirituality in order to prevent them from becoming ineffective.

"Fuck, cats that can talk are really smart."

He cursed in his heart.

"Boss, do you know what the effects of these two items are?"

Liu Zheng asked shamelessly.

Without any introduction to the items, he could only ask Si Xue.

It must be said that although the system's presence seems to be very low, the introduction of an item can be regarded as a plug-in.

As for the system space, it is a plug-in.

"Laser pointers can be used to attack enemies, but they can also be used to control them."

"The bell collar is a summoning item that can be used multiple times or once."

Si Xue said.

"Okay, thanks boss."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

Although there is no specific introduction, judging from this vague description alone, these two items cannot be bad.

It seems that he really needs to go look for the calico cat and the black cat.

"Then boss, I'll take my leave first."

He bowed.

"You want to leave now?"

Si Xue crossed her legs, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin.

(End of this chapter)