It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 415: Respected Great Collector Dai Legao
Chapter 415: Respected Great Collector Dai Legao
First, exclude Britain, Napoleon, Oink and Si Xue.
It was enough for these guys to torture him, so how could they be willing to help him be tortured?
Next, exclude the Red Ghost and the Three Potato Sisters.
The Red Ghost is too strong. The Sanhe Mirror would probably break into pieces just by shining a light on it, let alone torturing it.
The three potato sisters are too weak, and it’s useless even if they copy the dark side.
The rest are the Nile doctor, the plane tree, the novelist, the killer, the fisherman and the cattle and horses.
Among these, Shajiang is the strongest, Doctor Nile and Novelist are the weakest, and Niu Ma has the best relationship.
If you ask for cattle and horses, it will definitely refuse at first, but as long as Liu Zheng uses the magic of money, he can still easily control it.
However, it is meaningless to always catch the "people" like Niu Ma and grab them, and he can basically imagine the dark side of Niu Ma.
Doctor Nile is a bit like him, his strength is basically in external things, so it is hard to say how much strength his dark side has, so it is ruled out.
Not to mention the novelist's ability, we can't find him now, so we can rule him out directly.
The only ones left are Sycamore, Shajiang and the Fisherman.
The French plane tree and the fisherman basically have their own abilities, and the strength of the dark side is definitely guaranteed.
But the plane tree is a tree and its movements are restricted, which means that the scope of application of its dark side is relatively narrow.
For example, if an order is given to hunt down or protect someone, its dark side will find it difficult to complete the task.
The fisherman's abilities are more versatile. Judging from his and the mermaid's several attacks, this race has both offense and defense. They have control and output, and their survivability is also very good.
If Liu Zheng's "Rebirth of Flesh and Blood" were added, it would be a sure kill, but unfortunately it couldn't be added.
As for killing Jiang, he was really unsure.
After all, he didn't actually see the attacks with his own eyes.
But since the fisherman and Shajiang are both in the sewer, we can make a decision after the meeting.
"Thank you, I like this gift very much."
Liu Zheng changed his way of saying it.
"It would be best if Zheng-chan likes it."
When Sumireko heard the word "gift", her eyes narrowed with laughter.
As expected of a man known as the "Metropolitan Succubus", his attainments in language arts are truly extraordinary.
"From now on, you should work hard here. If you have any questions, just tell Sumireko and Keiko."
After finishing the discussion, Liu Zheng said to Xiao Wan.
"Well, I'll work hard. When I save enough money, I'll buy a pair of underwear for Zheng-chan."
Xiao Wan nodded seriously.
"Well I'm looking forward to it."
He struggled for a moment, but decided to give the child some encouragement and reached out his tentacles to touch her head.
"Jing-chan, please have some tea."
Jingzi came over and changed her address.
Looking at her shaking head, Liu Zheng knew what she wanted, and touched her head helplessly.
"Then I'm leaving. Let me know if you have any news."
He stood up and said.
"Zheng-chan, why don't you wait for the Extreme Flavor Group? They should be here soon."
Sumireko asked.
"No, I'm very pressed for time and I don't have anything to do with them for now."
Liu Zheng shook his head and turned to leave the VIP room.
"What a good man."
Sumireko sighed as she looked at his back.
"Aunt, do you want to change your uncle?"
Jingzi asked suddenly.
"He doesn't like a woman like me. Besides, your uncle won't agree."
Sumireko shook her head.
"That's right, she wants to remarry unless I die!"
A sharp voice came from her clothes.
"So what kind of woman does Zhengjiang like?"
Jingzi asked.
"Him? He'll probably be a woman with a lot of backbone. But I advise you not to be his first woman. Wait and see."
Sumireko said.
"why?"
"Too many women have their eyes on him, and now he will only end up being crushed to death. Besides, Zheng-chan is a man who is going to do big things, and a small family like us can't afford the cost of betting all our efforts on him."
Sumireko said.
It’s okay to make a good relationship, but you’ll have to wait and see before you really get on board.
After all, a small boat is easier to turn around, but it is also easier to capsize.
"I understand."
Jingzi bowed slightly.
After all, Aizhu had just died, and she was only slightly interested in Liu Zheng.
Moreover, after experiencing the separation of life and death, her heart has become more mature.
"You too, little girl. Wait until your breasts grow as big as your eyes before you try to hit on him."
Sumireko looked at Xiao Wan and said.
"How did Sister Sumireko know that Masa-chan likes girls with big breasts?"
Xiao Wan said somewhat unconvinced.
"Since Liu Zheng has entrusted you to me, you must abide by my rules. From now on, you must call me Master Jinzi."
Sumireko's tone turned serious.
"It's Sumireko-sama."
Xiao Wan said somewhat aggrievedly.
"Very good, you are a smart girl. Don't think that you have come to heaven after leaving the Hundred Ghosts. Except for Paradise Island, the whole metropolis is hell."
"For Liu Zheng's sake, I will protect you as a family member to the outside world, but I will also discipline you as a family member to the inside."
"Although the punishment in our Yakudo Sento is not as strict as that in the Hundred Demons Parade, it is not that easy to bear either."
"Did you hear that clearly?"
Sumireko said loudly.
"Hi! Sumireko-sama."
"Very good. Come on, I'll take you to choose a room."
Sumireko held one of them by the hand each and led the two of them deeper into the public bath.
After sending Jingzi and Xiao Wan away, Liu Zheng sent Doctor Nile back.
As long as he is in the tank, he is basically safe. It doesn't matter whether there is one more Nile or one less Nile.
Anyone who can kill him under the protection of the "hound" driven by the driver will be defeated in vain unless Doctor Nile directly summons Pteranodon.
After leaving the clinic, Liu Zheng came to Rose Street again.
Apart from the street where the bloody restaurant is located, he is most familiar with this street, just like home.
"I am back."
Liu Zheng said loudly.
"Who welcomes you, idiotic human?"
The plane tree rolled its eyes at him.
"Don't be so cold. We are drinking buddies after all."
Liu Zheng said with a smile.
"Who would be your drinking buddy? You are at most a wine dealer."
The plane tree said with disdain.
"Business is also a relationship. I brought you another bottle of good wine this time. I guarantee it's a rare and limited edition treasure."
"Really? Let me smell it."
A plane tree extends a root.
A true alcoholic can tell whether a wine is good or not just by smelling it.
"Don't worry. I have something to ask our distinguished French nobleman, His Excellency De Lego, for help."
Liu Zheng placed one hand on his chest and bowed slightly.
"Tsk, I knew you, a treacherous human, had no good intentions towards me. Tell me, what do you want to change?"
The French plane tree curled its lips.
"Do you still have the coffin made of your bark last time?"
he asked.
"What do you want that for?"
The plane tree asked back.
"I just went to the cemetery again, and the gravekeeper there wanted this."
Liu Zheng said.
"Oh. No." The plane tree refused decisively.
"Huh? Why?"
He wondered.
This should not be a very precious thing to French Plantain, otherwise he would not have given it to him so easily last time.
"My body and hair are inherited from my parents. My bark is equivalent to my skin. Do you understand? Illiterate human being."
The plane tree said confidently.
"Let's not talk about whether tree bark counts as skin or not. Do you know who your parents are?"
Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.
If granting wisdom is equivalent to granting life, its parents are most likely those evil guys in the Chaos Club.
"You, a human, should stay out of our trees' business."
The plane tree became angry and embarrassed.
"With our relationship, don't be secretive. If you have any questions, just speak up."
He was getting impatient.
"What does anyone have to do with you, arrogant human."
French Plantain refuted him habitually, then paused and said.
"Do you think that a tree can shed its bark randomly? Except for shedding in accordance with its growth cycle, if it wants to shed its bark, it will lose a lot of its life essence."
"The coffin I gave you last time is my last reserve. If you want more, you have to wait until my next natural molting."
"So when is your next natural molt?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"next year."
"You might as well just say you don't have any."
He rolled his eyes.
Not to mention that he couldn't even wait until that time. By that time, the plane trees would have turned into phoenixes, so where would the bark come from?
"Huh, that's pretty much what I meant."
The French plane tree curled its lips.
"That's not right. Didn't you say you were eighteen? Then you must have at least eighteen bark coffins. Where are the other coffins?"
Liu Zheng discovered the blind spot.
"They've all been sold. Otherwise, how do you think I would have so many collections? And how could there be only eighteen? The bark shed once can make several coffins. Otherwise, I would have died of poverty long ago."
The French plane tree said proudly.
"Um"
He was speechless for a moment.
Liu Zheng originally thought that his collection of plane trees was obtained by picking up garbage and collecting tolls, but he did not expect that he actually obtained it by selling his own bark coffins. Now he has truly become a self-employed individual.
“It’s not easy for you either.”
He said in a complicated tone.
For a moment, I didn't know whether to envy or laugh at him.
“It’s not easy for anyone to live in a metropolitan city.”
The French plane tree rarely responded.
"Is there any other way? I really need this coffin."
Liu Zheng told it about the contract he signed with the gravekeeper.
"If you can get me a wood elf corpse, I can give you a coffin made of a whole piece of bark."
After listening to this, French Plantain Tree pondered for a long time and then said.
"The body of a wood elf? Oh, the one you wanted milk and oak nuts from, right?"
He recalled and said.
"Yeah, it's only been a few days and you've forgotten. You're really a stupid human."
The plane tree took the opportunity to mock.
"hehe."
Liu Zheng was too lazy to leave it.
This guy just stands here all day and nothing happens, of course he can remember it.
He has to do so many things in a day. If he can remember everything, he is not a non-human but a superhuman.
"What if the wood elf corpse in the kitchen has been used?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Then you just wait to die."
The plane tree said mercilessly.
"Tsk, I'm going to die, and you'll never be able to drink such a rare wine again."
He took out Jingzi's chewed sake.
"what?"
French plane rolled up the chewing wine, held it under his nose and smelled it.
"What kind of wine is this? It smells so special."
It lights up.
"This is Kuchikamizak, a fine wine that can only be brewed by a pure virgin. This pot was brewed by the most talented girl in a family with a long history when she was fourteen years old. It was originally intended as a ceremonial wine for her successful return to her ancestral home."
"So, theoretically speaking, this bottle of wine is not only a unique product, but also a top-notch product."
Liu Zheng introduced.
"Your tone is exactly the same as those auctioneers at auctions."
Said the French plane tree.
"It goes to show that great minds think alike. Just tell me whether you want it or not."
"Yes! What do you want to change?"
It gritted its teeth and said.
Scarcity makes things valuable, and most of the time the value of a collectible is its added value.
This Hukoujiaojiu may be just an ordinary collection for ordinary collectors, but it is a must-have for French Plantain, a drunkard and collector.
"I originally wanted to change to a bark coffin, but you definitely won't change it. So you can do whatever you want. I trust you."
Liu Zheng said generously.
He also understood the French plane tree. After all, the other party was about to evolve, and it would not be okay to lose a large amount of life essence at this time.
"Here we go again. Humans are really cunning."
The plane tree rolled its eyes at him and began to rummage in the black soil.
Soon, the tree roots broke through the ground and cast a black shadow towards Liu Zheng.
He raised a tentacle to block it, then caught it before it fell to the ground.
When I took it and looked at it, I found that it was a tickler made of bamboo, commonly known as "Laotoule".
However, the palm part is not a prosthetic hand made of bamboo, but several twisted and entangled human fingers.
"Name: The Old Man's Joy (One-time)"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: After contacting the target, the target will enter a state of continuous intense itching. Even targets without corresponding sensory systems will feel mentally uncomfortable. The duration is negatively correlated with the target's mental attributes, with a minimum of one second."
"Note: The more you scratch, the more itchy it gets. The more itchy, the more you scratch."
“Can I take out a copy: Yes”
"Not bad."
Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction.
Of course, the more control items the better, especially those with a minimum control time, which are simply a weapon for a comeback.
"By the way, aren't you unable to move? Then how did you attend the auction?"
He put away the Old Man's Music and suddenly thought of a question.
"Humph, a collector like me who is a little famous can naturally enjoy special treatment. When the auction is held, the organizer will send staff to my place to help me participate remotely."
The plane tree said proudly.
"Great, great. When is the next auction?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"The day after tomorrow night. Why, do you want to attend the auction too?"
"I do have some ideas."
He admitted it.
Buy it, Liu Zheng definitely can’t afford it.
His possessions were a huge sum for ordinary people, but not enough for the auction house.
However, he still has something to sell.
For example, for Shao Yanming's head, if the price offered by Napoleon is not appropriate, Liu Zheng can try to take it to the auction.
"Your Excellency, the respected collector Dai Lego, I have a treasure here. I would like to ask you to take a look at it."
Thinking of this, his smile turned flattering.
(End of this chapter)
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