It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 414 I only recognize pants, not people

Chapter 414 I only recognize pants, not people
"Aunt Sumireko."

Jingzi climbed out of the tank and rushed towards Sumireko who was waiting at the door.

"stop!"

Sumireko was so frightened that she took several steps back.

"You, go wash yourself and change your clothes. This is too embarrassing for our family."

She said with disgust.

"Oh~"

Jingzi stuck out her tongue, turned around and bowed to Liu Zheng and the others, then skipped into the women's bath.

It can be seen that she is indeed very popular in the family.

"Zheng-chan, why did you get yourself into this state again? This time you even brought Jingzi and this little girl with you."

Jinzi looked at Liu Zheng and said speechlessly.

"You don't understand. The path to salvation is only in shit and piss."

He said with a serious face.

"Is the avenue in the shit and urine?"

Jin Zixu said with a narrowed eye.

"One meaning, one meaning."

"You and Mr. Mummy, please go take a bath first."

Sumireko gestured for invitation.

"Will you charge money? If you want money, just connect us a water pipe and we'll flush outside."

Liu Zheng joked.

"Forget it. If others see us, it will affect our business. This time it's my treat."

Sumireko said half-seriously.

"Then I'll pay for it myself. It's the hardest to accept the kindness of a beautiful woman."

He took out a stack of banknotes, rubbed them on his body deliberately, and then stuffed them into Jinzi's chest.

"ah!"

Sumireko was caught off guard and let out a scream.

But after she screamed, she found that Liu Zheng's tentacles were hovering half an inch in front of her chest and did not actually touch her.

"hey-hey."

Liu Zheng stuffed the money into her pocket, then swaggered into the men's bath with Doctor Nile and Niu Daji.

Familiar detergent, familiar process, but this time there are two more brothers in distress.

"Boss, do you need me to give you a bath?"

After entering the shower room, Niu Daji asked attentively.

"No, I like to do this myself."

Liu Zheng declined politely.

"Can't you see? Your boss despises you for not being a female. Come here and rub me. I don't despise you."

Niu Daji wanted to persuade him again, but was stopped by Doctor Nile.

"Oh, that's good."

There was a hint of resignation in the minotaur's sigh.

There is no way. The other party is better at fighting than it and has more seniority than it. In the future, he may become the boss's father-in-law, which means he is its grandfather.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

Liu Zheng turned a blind eye to Niu Daji's tragic experience.

Rubbing someone's grooves sounds embarrassing, but it also depends on who you are rubbing them for.

The mere fact that he was a doctor with his own clinic was enough to attract all kinds of evil people to the Nile.

Even though his treatment methods are nonsensical and disgusting, they are already at the level of a miracle doctor compared to those therapies in black clinics with unknown efficacy and severe side effects.

What, you mean the hospital?

Not to mention the ordinary residents of the metropolis, even a rich second-generation like Nightingale would go bankrupt if he went there a few more times.

After taking a nice shower, Liu Zheng changed into the high-end yukata that Sumireko bought for him and came to the VIP room.

As for Niu Daji and Doctor Nile, they naturally went to enjoy the service.

"This time it's all thanks to you, Zheng-chan. Jingzi, why don't you go and get some wine for Zheng-chan."

Sumireko commanded.

"Yes."

Jingzi walked up to Liu Zheng in small steps, then knelt down and poured him a glass of wine.

After dressing up carefully, she was even more beautiful than when they first met. Even though she had a face similar to Sumireko, the subtle differences made her look more pure.

"Zhengsang, please drink this cup to the full."

Jingzi whispered, her eyes like water.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng raised his glass and an introduction to the items popped up immediately.

"Name: Kuchikashi"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Randomly gain the 'Hidden' or 'God-like' status."

"Note: Kuchikamzushi must be brewed by a virgin, but a virgin is not necessarily a girl."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

“God of Hiddenness: Players are more likely to be ignored by gods or god-like beings.”

"Theadvocate: The player is more likely to be noticed by gods or god-like beings."

"This was brewed when Jingzi turned fourteen. I had planned to use it as a celebration after she successfully returned to her ancestral home. I took it out to thank you, Zheng-chan, for saving my life."

Sumireko introduced.

Jingzi lowered her head and smiled shyly.

"Then I'll shamelessly accept it."

Liu Zheng put the chewing wine directly into the system space.

"Does Jung-sang dislike me?"

Seeing that he didn't drink, Jingzi raised her head, and there was mist in her eyes.

In the metropolis, there are all kinds of people, both human and non-human. There are those who eat everything without any taboos, and of course there are also those who are conservative and old-fashioned and don't drink.

"of course not."

Liu Zheng said without blushing or beating his heart.

"It's just that I have a friend who likes to drink. If I give this wine to him, I can get more benefits. Besides, I just happen to need his help with something."

"If you don't agree, I can drink it now."

he said candidly.

"I see. It's okay. This is just a small token of my appreciation. You can do whatever you want with it."

Hearing his words, Jingzi said quickly.

"Jin-chan is as sincere as ever."

Sumireko sighed.

“Sincerity is the ultimate weapon, isn’t it?”

"Yes, this is also the important reason why we entrusted you, Zheng-chan."

Sumireko said seriously.

"Now that you've said that, I won't hide it anymore."

Liu Zheng adjusted his sitting posture to make himself look more formal.

"Please speak, Masa-chan."

Seeing this, Jinzi also sat up straight.

"Is my completion of this commission acceptable?"

"very perfect."

Sumireko said without hesitation.

Jingzi was rescued in less than a day, and she was safe and sound, without even asking their family to do anything.

This efficiency is no better than finding professionals on the black market.

"But the consumption is also very high. Not only did I use up the legendary underwear, but I also used up all the cosplay clothes."

Liu Zheng talked about the effects of the cosplay costumes.

This technology is not exclusive to the Bloody Restaurant, but only the restaurant can produce it stably, so it is not against the rules to talk about it.

"You actually let Zheng-chan use such a precious treasure. Don't worry, our family will do our best to compensate you."

Sumireko assured him, patting her chest.

Theoretically speaking, they had no obligation to compensate Liu Zheng. After all, the reward was agreed upon at the beginning, and they did not ask Liu Zheng to rescue Jingzi in this way.

But Jinzi is not stupid. For a small family like theirs, making a friend as powerful and easy to get along with as Liu Zheng is simply a windfall, and she will not give up easily.

Although the cosplay costume is certainly valuable, it is still not as valuable as a reliable and powerful ally.

Sumireko's family is not actually short of money, what they lack is the channels to convert money into high-quality resources.

"That's not necessary. The money and goods have been paid. I'm not the kind of person who goes back on my word."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"So what does Zheng-chan mean?"

"Forget about the cosplay costume, but the legendary underwear is very important to me. I have a very dangerous operation coming up, and I need the legendary underwear to protect me."

"So, I would like to ask you to help me collect another pair of legendary underwear. I will pay for it myself."

He said.

"Also, her name is Xiao Wan, and I rescued her from the Hundred Demons Bathhouse. I hope you can take her in and let her work in the sento. It doesn't matter if the work is hard or the salary is low, just try your best to ensure her safety."

Liu Zheng originally wanted to let Xiao Wan go to the clinic, but after thinking about it, he realized that he already had a cleaner, and it seemed a bit too much to add Xiao Wan.

Moreover, she was originally rescued from a bathhouse, so placing her in a Yakuza public bath was a professional match.

"The second thing is no problem. It just so happens that the sento is short of staff recently."

Sumireko replied immediately.

Even if there is no shortage of people, she will create a position.

As for work, there will always be work to be found if you look for it. At worst, their family can pay for the salary.

“But first things first”

Jinzi wanted to say something but stopped herself.

"It's okay, you just need to tell me the channel and I'll find a way myself."

Liu Zheng said.

If it was something else, he wouldn't even want the channel.

After all, it is difficult to obtain channels, and leaking channels is also dangerous.

But the legendary underwear was too important, so he had to do it reluctantly.

"Well, this is our family's dark history, and we can't tell outsiders. But Zheng-chan is half an insider, so I'll tell you."

Sumireko said after hesitating for a long time.

"In fact, this pair of legendary underwear was not bought, but was given to us by Li himself."

Li is the name of the legendary delivery man.

"Huh? Why did he give you this thing?"

Liu Zheng’s head was full of black question marks.

Without the legendary delivery man three-piece suit, the legendary underwear is really just a pair of underwear, and it’s even dirty.

"To be precise, it can't be considered a gift. When Li came to the store and made a purchase, he had no money to pay the bill. The receptionist at the time, who was my grandmother, asked him to work to pay the bill. He threw his dirty underwear and said he would use it to pay the bill, then he ran away without a trace."

Sumireko said.

“And your boss agreed?”

"Of course not. Later my grandmother paid for it herself."

She pouted.

"Then your grandmother actually kept the underwear instead of throwing it away."

Could it be that he has some special hobby?
"I wanted to throw it away, but my grandmother thought that Li was a talent since he was able to escape the bill successfully. I thought that this pair of underwear might be useful in the future, so I kept it."

Sumireko said.

"Your grandmother is quite talented too."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

After hearing this story, he had a new understanding of the legendary delivery man.

He originally thought that Niuma was already a disgrace to the deliveryman community, but he didn't expect that the legendary deliveryman was the real bottom line.

The white-collared French plane tree threw a vest, the debtor Qian Tang threw a pair of underwear, and Liu Zheng didn't dare to think about what he would use to pay off the debt if he owed a fine to the city hall. A scarf made of pubic hair?
"Anyway, we don't know where else we can get Lee's underwear."

Sumireko said she could do nothing to help.

"Does he always come to your hot spring to bathe?"

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and asked.

"That's not the case. He hasn't been here since the underwear debt incident."

"That's good."

He was not surprised but delighted.

Since the legendary delivery man came to the bathhouse to take a bath, it means he has this need.

If you don’t come to Jidao Hot Spring, you will go to other bathhouses.

But people are path-dependent. Once they take a shower by throwing away their underwear, they will most likely throw them away a second and third time.

"Then please contact all the bathhouses in the city and ask if the legendary deliveryman has ever used his underwear to pay off his debts. If so, I will buy it back at a high price, with no limit on the quantity."

"The first person who sells me underwear can make a reasonable request or a commission that is within my ability."

Liu Zheng said.

"What if we get the panties and sell them to you?"

Sumireko asked tentatively.

"This condition applies to everyone. I only recognize underwear, not people."

"Of course, given our relationship, we don't need such conditions."

He raised an eyebrow at Sumireko.

"That's a shame. The kids are still here."

Jinzi said coquettishly.

“Isn’t this more exciting?”

Liu Zheng showed the same smile as cows and horses.

"abnormal!"

Xiao Wan rolled his eyes and curled his lips slightly.

"Okay, I'll notify the family right away to contact the various bathhouses."

Sumireko said, putting away her smile.

"Then please."

Liu Zheng also said solemnly.

"Then I'll go now, Jingzi, you can have a couple of drinks with Zhengjiang first."

After Sumireko gave her instructions to Seiko, she hurriedly left the room.

This matter is also a big event for their family. If it is handled well, it may be able to improve the status of the entire family in the bathing industry.

After three rounds of drinks, Jinzi hurried back.

"The family has already been notified, and the elders have expressed their full support and will not let our good friends down."

"Besides, Zheng-chan has made such a great sacrifice to save the future of our family. Even though you have kept your promise, we can't be completely ignorant of the ways of the world."

"This is the family's compensation to you. Just think of it as a bonus for completing the commission beyond expectations."

She took out a lacquer box from her bra and placed it in front of Liu Zheng.

He opened the lacquer box and found a mirror without a mirror inside.

The mirror body appears to be made of bronze, but has rusted from golden yellow to dark blue.

Liu Zheng picked up the mirror and the item introduction popped up again.

"Name: Santa Mirror"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: The holder will be constantly tortured by his inner self until he can no longer bear it. The dark side of the holder's heart will be copied into the mirror, and the player can release it and impose a command on it. The longer you persist, the more complete the dark side will be. The duration is negatively correlated with the strength of the dark side."

"Note: I've told you so many times that you can't use the Santa Mirror to have children with yourself, you idiots!"

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"this thing."

Liu Zheng was playing with the mirror.

The effect of the Sanke Mirror is similar to that of the cosplay costume, but its practicality is far less than the latter.

The cosplay costume can be used by simply imitating the other party's appearance, and it can also strengthen the player himself.

The Santa Mirror needs to be held for a long time, and the holder must be constantly tortured, which first excludes enemies and people with whom the relationship is not close.

Moreover, after the dark side is summoned, it cannot be fully controlled and can only be issued a command.

Of course, there is really no comparison between the two, as one is an item that can be obtained at the front desk of the public bath, and the other is a limited-edition treasure in the bloody restaurant.

"But who should this thing be used for?"

Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.

(End of this chapter)

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