It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 405: Legendary Delivery Man Suit Activated

Amid Kunguna's roar that had no godly image, the image of the fetus Kunguna gradually changed.

The deformed facial features became regular, the rough skin became smooth, and the spots turned into crystal clear white like white jade.

In the blink of an eye, a freak that could give people nightmares at a glance turned into a little angel that would make its adopters fight for it.

If the deputy minister were still here, he would be able to recognize him. This is the benevolent god Shaoming Kunguna.

"You insult the gods, mortal, and you deserve to die!"

The young Kunguna said with a look of compassion.

"Mortal, you deserve to die!"

Kunguna said with a distorted expression.

The two gods spoke and shut their mouths at the same time, then they thrust their backs forward.

Two flags, one big and one small, actually flew out of the body, and the small flag was directly inserted into the eye of the big flag.

"I am the son of God, Shaoyan, and now I will be punished by the gods and beheaded by the evil demon!"

Kunguna and Shaoming Kunguna returned to their expressionless faces, their tone full of superiority.

Then the flag was raised high and then fell heavily.

A faint, arc-shaped energy force extended from the flag and smashed towards Liu Zheng.

"What the hell is this? A murderous spree?"

He couldn't help but complain.

If you die from this kind of move, you will be embarrassed to bury yourself in the cemetery after death.

If someone from the cemetery next to you greets you, how will you respond?

"Brother, I was hacked to death by someone. How did you die?"

"Ah, I, I was hit to death by someone with a stick."

Well, just thinking about it makes me wish that my body and soul would be destroyed.

While Liu Zheng was thinking wildly, he opened his mouth and spit out the butcher knife.

I don’t know if it’s the system’s bad taste, but after turning into a cow or a horse, the way to take out items also becomes the same as that of a cow or a horse.

He held the butcher knife between his two hooves and chopped forward.

Although this is far less flexible than punching directly, it is safer.

After all, COS can be destroyed, and there are risks in direct contact with such filthy things.

"Shh!"

The butcher's knife made a heavy sound and left a trail of knife shadows.

Liu Zheng's back also caved in, and the large mass of flesh and blood inside was devoured by the "Self-Eating Spirit".

The satisfied butcher knife did not let down its guard, and the serrated edge emitted a scarlet glow, like a shark that had just torn its prey apart.

The shark's teeth quickly bit the flag, making a teeth-aching chewing sound.

Liu Zheng's front hooves sank, and his hind hooves also kneeled down under the huge pressure.

The scarlet light surrounding the butcher knife dissipated directly, and the blade was slightly bent.

The power of the Son of God Shao Yanming, who revealed his true form, was indeed terrifying. He damaged an item of excellent quality while mourning.

And His power was equally strong, completely suppressing this incomplete ox-horse.

"Moo~"

At the critical moment, Liu Zheng let out a long bull cry.

His body, which had already been torn apart by the "burning rage", was further torn apart, and a huge amount of blood gushed out, and there was not even time to recover it.

However, the blood was not wasted and was all absorbed by the simulated cow and horse skin.

The bloody torrent flowed towards the bull's head and finally gathered at the bull's nose.

"Moo!"

Following a short bull cry, two streams of bloody steam spurted out of the big, round nostrils.

Liu Zheng's kneeling hind legs were also lifted up and he stood straight.

"what!"

He shouted out his own voice, and the butcher knife that was pressed to his shoulder by the flag was quickly retracted and chopped out again, directly chopping the flag flying backwards.

"Huchi~huchi~"

Liu Zheng returned to the four-legged standing position, his two bloody nostrils opening and closing as he breathed heavily.

It was originally a simulated body, so using this kind of extreme technique would be an enormous burden.

Fortunately, his physical attributes are not low, and he has the assistance of "Flesh and Blood Regeneration", otherwise he would have died suddenly from that blow just now.

"I have to say, as a mortal, your performance has exceeded my imagination."

Shao Yanming shook his waist, and the flag flying in the air also rotated, and its head turned forward again.

"Unfortunately, you've come to the end here."

He suddenly tore off his robe, exposing his ugly body completely naked.

Then He bent down, and His body swayed in a certain rhythm, muttering something.

The humming and humming voice and exaggerated movements reminded Liu Zheng of the traditional Noh drama in Japan.

However, he could not understand the other party's lyrics at all.

That language didn't seem to be the common language of the metropolis, but a language exclusive to the gods of this lineage, so the system did not help him translate it.

However, Liu Zheng didn't need to understand. He just needed to know that Shao Yanming was using his ultimate move.

"Ao must kill, who doesn't know how to do it?"

He lowered his head and dug his left hind hoof into the floor, creating a deep hole in a few strokes.

His horns gradually lengthened, and spiral patterns appeared on them.

"Whew~Whew~"

Liu Zheng was neighing like a horse, and with every neigh his horns stretched a little longer.

"Cough cough!"

Suddenly, Shaoming Kunguna burst into a violent cough.

He coughed out a mouthful of fragrant milk, which turned into a white cherry blossom and floated towards Liu Zheng.

The white cherry blossom swayed slowly, seemingly slowly but actually quickly, and within a few spins it was above his head.

"Hmm~"

Then, Kunguna let out a soul-stirring moan.

The white cherry instantly turned into black cherry and bloomed, transforming into countless black juices that dripped towards Liu Zheng.

Life is Yang, death is Yin.

Medicine is yang, poison is yin.

The miraculous medicine coughed up by the young Kunguna, after being catalyzed by Kunguna's lustful power, immediately turned into a deadly poison that even the gods could not resist.

But when the black poisonous rain was about to fall on Liu Zheng's back, he suddenly lifted up his ponytail.

The originally tight and smooth ponytail exploded like a frightened cat and became extremely fluffy.

Then, Liu Zheng swung his ponytail violently, and a gust of wind suddenly arose from the ground, blowing the black poisonous rain back.

"I've already told you that sneak attacks are useless, why don't you learn your lesson?"

Although he couldn't speak, his playful eyes fully conveyed his inner thoughts.

Shao Yanming, who had originally turned into a poker face, suddenly broke down and veins bulged on his forehead.

Fortunately, His one-man show came to an end, otherwise He would have been so angry that His divine power would have gone out of control.

"I am the son of the spirit of the Heavenly God Gaohuang, Shao Yanming!"

Shao Yanming let out a strange cry, and the blood veins on the flags in the air swelled up, transforming into angry dragons entwined around them.

Then He jumped up, grabbed the two balls on the flag, and swung them at Liu Zheng like a sledgehammer.

"I'm your father!"

Liu Zheng also let out a strange cry and stomped his hind hooves down heavily. The two horns, which had grown longer than his arms and thicker than his thighs, stood up proudly and pushed towards the flag.

"Boom!"

A huge, dull crash echoed, and shock waves swept through the room.

Those valuable furniture and decorations, each of which was worth a fortune, were twisted and damaged like garbage in a garbage dump.

But no one cared about them at the moment because the room was empty.

In a pit of more than ten square meters, a man and a god stood face to face.

Liu Zheng's horns pierced deeply into Shao Yanming's flag, and Shao Ming Kunguna also pierced his chest.

Not only was there a penetrating wound on his chest, but all the bones in his body were broken by the heavy blow, and his thick neck was twisted into a knot.

However, Shao Yanming was not feeling well either. The real damage suffered by the flag made him fall into a weak state, and the sphere that was cut off at the root by the boning knife caused him to crash.

Originally, Shaoming Kunguna should have wreaked havoc after entering Liu Zheng's body, but he became motionless because he lost control of his original body.

Liu Zheng was at least a little stronger than him. Although his body was severely injured, his mind was still clear.

However, he knew very well that this period of advantage was extremely short.

After all, the other party is a god, far superior to mortals both physically and mentally.

Once Shao Yanming wakes up, Liu Zheng will be doomed to failure.

"no solution anymore."

He sighed, spat out half of the yellowed underwear from his mouth, and the item introduction popped up again.

"Name: The Dirty Underwear of the Legendary Delivery Man (One-time)"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 3: All attributes + after each excretion, lasting for one hour."

"Effect 1: After use, it is considered as the Legendary Delivery Man Suit +. There is no corresponding equipment effect, and only some suit effects can be activated. It lasts for half an hour, and the equipment will be automatically destroyed after half an hour."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Note: Peeing makes you energetic, and pooping makes you feel relaxed."

Liu Zheng originally planned to keep this legendary pair of underwear until he could use it at the garbage disposal site, but there was nothing he could do as plans could not keep up with changes.

However, this was originally the reward that Sumireko gave him for asking him to save Jingzi, so it was not a waste to use it in the action of saving Jingzi now.

He could also use this opportunity to ask Sumireko how she got the legendary pair of underwear.

After all, they are disposable underwear, so it is normal to have a lot of pairs.

Liu Zheng took a deep breath and bit the legendary underwear directly with his teeth.

Originally, the legendary underwear was either worn between the crotch or on the head, but now he couldn't do either of these two ways, so he could only use this more shameful way.

"The Legendary Delivery Man's Dirty Underwear (One-time) was used successfully. Do you want to activate the second effect?"

The system asked.

"activation."

He replied in his mind.

"Effect 2 has been activated successfully. The suit effect is being activated based on the missing parts of the Legendary Delivery Man Suit."

"Suit effect activated successfully."

As the system prompt sounded, the item introductions of the legendary vest and legendary takeout box popped up and disappeared at the same time, and a new item introduction appeared in front of Liu Zheng.

"Name: Legendary Delivery Man Suit"

"Type: Equipment"

"Quality: Legendary"

"Effect 50: All attributes increase by 200, immunity to most rationality reduction, attacks cause true damage to most targets. During the delivery period, all effects are increased to %."

“Effect 2: The takeaway box will automatically detect whether the food is consistent, and the food placed in the takeaway box will not be damaged or spoiled. After the meal is successfully delivered, a copy of the delivered meal will be automatically copied (limited to below perfect quality).”

"Effect three: Gain the active skill 'Delivery Man's Iron Fist'."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Note: Are you ready? Newbie."

"Name: Delivery Man's Iron Fist"

"Type: Skill (Active)"

"Quality: Legendary"

“Effect: Throws a powerful straight punch, causing damage to the target that ignores defense. If the opponent is blocking the player from delivering food, the damage is increased to 1000%.”

"Cooling time: One takeaway delivery completed."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Note: I must deliver the takeaway today, too. City Hall can't stop me. I say it!"

Fierce, very fierce, extremely fierce.

The original effect of the legendary vest has become permanent, which is already powerful enough, and the effect can be doubled during the delivery period.

200% true damage, it’s scary just to think about it.

Effect 2 may not seem to change much, but it can replicate meals to perfect quality, which is even more exaggerated than effect 1.

You have to know that for strong creatures like plane trees, cows and horses, high-quality food can only be considered as food that tastes good.

But for them, food of perfect quality is a treasure that requires huge investment to obtain.

Not to mention the trading value, the attributes added by the perfect quality food itself are also very high, and there is generally no limit on the quantity.

If Liu Zheng ate dozens or even hundreds of perfect meals, he couldn't even imagine what kind of monster he would become when the copy was settled.

Then he would really become the Sword God of Shilipo.

The last active skill added, "Delivery Man's Iron Fist", makes up for the biggest flaw of the legendary vest, which is that it does not do enough damage to meat shield-type enemies.

The true damage that ignored defense directly increased Liu Zheng's attack power to an extremely terrifying level.

If the other party is a security guard, the person who ordered the food, or someone else who will inevitably stop him from delivering the food, then the 1000% damage will be a disaster.

I just don't know how the judgment of "if the other party is blocking the player from delivering takeaway" is calculated.

Because broadly speaking, anyone who is Liu Zheng's enemy is wasting his time and blocking him from delivering food.

Of course, considering that the system is not his biological father, nor his good son, skill judgment should be narrow.

However, even if Liu Zheng only triggered the basic damage of the skill, it was enough to teach the god in front of him a profound lesson.

With the huge attribute bonus provided by the suit effect, his body functions recovered almost instantly.

Based on the improvement of his own attributes, the strength of an ox or a horse provided by COS is further increased.

Liu Zheng just stretched his muscles, and the sound from his joints shook away the rubble around him.

"Die, you perverted clown god."

He raised his hoof and punched.

The surging energy took shape directly, forming a flame-like shape around his hooves.

Liu Zheng's hooves turned directly into iron gray, looking like real steel.

"puff!"

There was no earth-shattering noise, just a sound like a fart, and Shao Yanming's flag was blown into a puddle of mud.

Liu Zheng didn't know what the god's weak spot was, so he chose to attack the flag according to his intuition.

Fortunately, the effect is excellent.

Shao Yanming's eyes, which were about to regain clarity, became dull again, and his body convulsed and fell backwards.

Liu Zheng expressionlessly pulled the Shaoming Kunguna out of his body and crushed it into a meat paste with his hoof.

Then he raised his hoof again and aimed at Kunguna's face.

"Wait! Don't kill me!"

(End of this chapter)