It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 404 I am not an ordinary cow or horse

Chapter 404 I am not an ordinary cow or horse
"Amaterasu Omikami!"

As soon as the golden magatama appeared, Kunguna was immediately shocked.

He stood up straight like a zombie, and the body of the beauty behind him immediately turned into a puddle of mud without the support of divine power.

"Mortal, what is your relationship with Amaterasu?"

Kunguna asked with a serious expression.

"What do you think?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"Are you the male favorite of His Excellency the Great Sun? No, He would not like a filthy thing like you."

Kunguna said after thinking for a moment.

"Kiririhime personally arranged for me to meet the great god of the sun. Who the hell are you to guess the god's preferences?"

He said it bluntly.

"Are you really the male favorite of His Excellency the Great Sun?"

Kunguna asked suspiciously.

"No, you are not. You do not have the aura of His Excellency the Great Sun."

Without waiting for Liu Zheng to answer, He gave the answer himself.

"If you think it's not true, then come and kill me."

Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.

"Do you think I dare not, mortal?"

Kungu's cold gaze was like a hooked tongue, licking his cheek and making his skin hurt.

"Then why don't you move? Have your legs become weak from lying down for too long?"

He asked rhetorically.

"Mortal, you'd better not challenge my patience again."

Kunguna’s gaze grew increasingly gloomy.

"You are testing my patience. You rotten-ass Yin-Yang God, are you going to fight me or not? If not, I will have to do something else."

Liu Zheng said impatiently.

Kunguna's face twitched slightly, and his already ugly features looked even more terrifying.

His gaze swept across Liu Zheng's entire body, finally stopping on the phantom of the golden magatama.

"Go away, mortal."

After a moment's silence, Kunguna said.

"Then you have to go too."

"Mortal, even if His Excellency the Great Sun comes in person, you cannot force me to do something."

Kunguna said angrily.

"Okay, next time I meet the Great Sun God, I will tell her your words truthfully."

Liu Zheng said immediately.

"Mortal, you are seeking death!"

Kunguna was shocked and angry.

"Of course, you can also say some flattering words to the great Sun God, and I will also tell her. It's your choice."

He changed the subject.

“Of course I choose that.”

Kunguna looked like he was in deep thought.

"Kill you!"

He suddenly opened his mouth and his purple-black tongue shot out like a sharp arrow, but it was much faster than an arrow.

Almost at the moment he opened his mouth, the tip of his tongue had already reached Liu Zheng.

The thick tongue once again split into countless tiny heads and shot towards his seven orifices.

God’s might is inviolable, God’s might is unfathomable, and God’s might is unforgivable.

Anyone who offends the majesty of God must never be allowed to survive in this world.

"I guessed you were going to do this."

Liu Zheng chuckled and stood up.

The huge horse hoof trampled downwards, and invisible energy gathered around the hoof, crushing all the tongues under the horse.

The so-called "the better off you are, the better off you will be". He sneak attacks others every day, so how could he not be on guard against others' sneak attacks?

When Kunguna said the first word, he was already wearing the COS costume.

Compared with the last time, the leather suit Liu Zheng made this time was more similar to cows and horses.

He also seriously considered whether to pinch out two hands to make it easier to use the butcher knife and the boning knife.

But after some thought, he gave up the idea.

No matter what, it is just a weapon of excellent quality, and it is definitely not as good as the strength of cattle and horses that are lost due to the reduction of similarity.

"oxen and horses?"

Kunguna looked at Liu Zheng's appearance with surprise.

"It's just a cow and a horse, how can its fake be so strong?"

"This is no ordinary cow horse. This is the supervisor of the takeout department of the Bloody Restaurant, the bassist of the band 'Animal Farm', my good brother, cow horse."

Liu Zheng introduced proudly.

"There are quite a lot of names, but unfortunately I have never heard of any of them."

Kunguna said coldly.

"Then you deserve to die even more!"

He raised his other hoof and was about to crush Kunguna's tongue into mud.

"I think it's you who deserves to die!"

Kunguna jerked his head and pulled his long tongue back from under his hoof.

The parts that were stepped on have turned into thin pancakes.

"Damn it, I should have used a boning knife just now."

Liu Zheng said regretfully.

Look at how neatly this pancake is laid out, and you can tell at a glance that the ingredients must be of high quality.

Kunguna looked at the crushed tongues and put them back into his mouth expressionlessly.

"Mortal, you really make me angry."

His voice filled the air.

"Why don't you speak with your mouth? Is it because of your big tongue?"

Liu Zheng taunted.

"I will torture your body for 500 years, and your soul for another 500 years, and then destroy you completely!"

Kunguna said angrily.

He grasped his lower body with his hands and pulled it hard, and the ugly flag immediately rose high.

The bodies of the waiters who were tortured to death by Him also stood up and surrounded Liu Zheng.

This also includes children who built pyramids.

There were happy smiles on their lips, but the expressions on their faces were clearly painful.

Even though they are dead, they still cannot escape the fate of being manipulated.

"You are so ugly and so cowardly. If all the gods in the eight directions are like you, then I think the Bathhouse Street will be destroyed sooner or later."

Liu Zheng's "irritability" worsened and he spoke even more recklessly.

"How dare you blaspheme the noble God Kunguna!"

The waiters shouted in unison, like a group of fanatics.

Combined with their distorted expressions, it is enough to make ordinary people bow down in fear.

However, Liu Zheng only showed a disdainful expression.

"Pretend to be a ghost."

Not to mention that these waiters are dead, even when they were alive, they were not believers of Kunguna.

He couldn't help laughing when he thought of Kunguna controlling them to flatter him.

Seeing his sneering expression, Kunguna became even angrier.

He waved the flag, and the waiters immediately flew up and swooped down towards Liu Zheng like vultures.

"Reincarnate into another world in your next life."

He sighed and threw a hoof into the air. There was no boxing technique, just pure violence, and the wind from his punch was like an industrial fan.

The waiters' momentum was stopped by the wind from their fists and they stopped in the air.

But when Liu Zheng's fist was about to touch them, the body fluids on their bodies suddenly floated up and formed a colorful shield.

"puff!"

The punch hit the shield, making an indescribable sound.

The place where it was hit bulged upwards, directly smashing an unlucky waiter into pieces.

However, even though his hoof had completely sunk into the depression formed by the shield, the shield remained resilient.

"That's disgusting."

Feeling the slippery and wet feeling from the hoof tip, Liu Zheng showed an expression of disgust.

"Straight punch doesn't work, right? Then try this."

He stepped out with his right hind hoof and stomped down hard.

"Boom!"

The stomping sound was like a bombardment, and the whole room was shaken.

The smaller pieces of furniture were lifted off the ground, and ornaments such as vases and cups were shattered all over the floor.

"Hi!"

Taking advantage of the recoil force, Liu Zheng exhaled and shouted, his left front hoof struck his chest horizontally, and his right front hoof soared into the sky, striking the shield again.

It is one of the twelve cannons in Changquan, the Sky-robbing Cannon!

"puff!"

The sound of the hoof and shield colliding was still difficult to evaluate, but this time the shield did not arch high, but was directly rushed up by the shockwave of the fist, knocking all the waiters into the air and then smashing down heavily.

The shield that had been condensed into a pool of dirty liquid, and the waiters turned back into a pile of motionless corpses.

"now you."

Liu Zheng put down his hoof and walked slowly towards Kunguna.

For a while, he loved watching videos of ponies, so he learned how they walk.

What needs to be said is much more elegant than the way cows and horses walk.

Kunguna did not respond, but just looked at him quietly.

When Liu Zheng passed by the pool of dirty liquid, it suddenly condensed into a shimmering cylinder and poked towards him.

"Here you go again. You're just a dog that can't change its nature."

Without even raising his eyelids, he slammed the cylinder with his hoof, causing water to splash all over the sky.

The invisible force of energy blew away the water splashes, and not a drop fell on him.

Kunguna looked at this scene with a gloomy expression.

In fact, the waiter zombies and the dirty liquid whip in front were all feints. His real purpose was to get the dirty liquid on Liu Zheng's body.

However, whenever Liu Zheng threw a punch, there was a gust of wind. This defect of being unable to control his own strength unexpectedly created a huge advantage.

Of course, even if he could control the strength accurately, he would still deliberately create wind with his fists.

After spending so much time in the metropolis and witnessing the harm of "blood therapy" in Art, he would never let these apparently indecent liquids get on his body.

"What a troublesome mortal."

Kunguna said in a grim tone.

"You gods are the real trouble. For example, you, don't you have an image called Kunguna?"

"Then why don't you just play with Shaoming Kungu if you want to play something? You two are of one mind, so you can play whatever you want. Even if you die in the game, it's consensual, and you don't even need to pay compensation. Why do you have to trouble us mortals?"

As Liu Zheng spoke, he came in front of Kunguna.

"I told you you were going to die, are you ready now?"

he asked, raising his hoof.

"It is you who is going to die, mortal!"

Kunguna suddenly straightened his waist and raised the flag high, stabbing it straight at Liu Zheng like a spear.

"No, you are a god after all, why are all your moves so cheap?"

He generally complained, swinging his hooves.

The collision of the horse's hooves and horse's hooves created a strong gust of wind that made Kunguna's robe rustle.

"Da da da!"

Liu Zheng was pushed back three steps by the reaction force, while Kunguna took a step back, turning the beauty's body into a bloody mist.

Judging from the number of steps taken backwards, Kunguna has a huge advantage in this wave.

After all, it's just the ability imitated by the cos costume, and even the cos costume is not very lifelike.

But the other party is a genuine god, and he is from the metropolis, not those country bumpkin superiors like Art.

However, Liu Zheng acted as if nothing had happened and just turned his hooves.

But Kunguna looked at his flag with a serious expression, and a hoof print was clearly imprinted in the middle of the horse's eye.

"how is this possible?"

His tone was full of disbelief.

This is not a tongue, but His banner, which is essentially an aggregation of divine power.

Even if mortals can hurt Him, they cannot change the form of His divine power.

And now there are hoof prints on His flag, which means that the structure of that piece of divine power has been destroyed.

"How can a mortal hurt a god?!"

Kunguna shouted.

"No, have you been in the countryside for too long and your brain has been damaged?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"It's fine if you just brag outside, but aren't there a lot of mortals in the metropolis who can beat you?"

Even he, a low-profile version of Niu Ma, had to fight back and forth with Kunguna, not to mention Niu Ma itself.

As for the legendary delivery man, I guess he could knock the shit out of him with just one punch.

"Those who insult God will die!"

Kungu was really angry this time because his vital parts were injured.

He thrust his hands into his swollen abdomen and tore it open.

A fetal version of Kunguna popped out from inside and crashed into Liu Zheng with its long umbilical cord.

"Fuck!"

He was shocked for a moment, then quickly waved his hooves.

A quick and sharp jab hit the top of the fetal Kunguna's head.

Generally speaking, the skull bones of babies are not tightly connected, so there are many gaps, which are called fontanelles.

The diamond-shaped gap on the top of the head formed by the sutures between the frontal bones and the parietal bones is called the anterior fontanelle, which is the largest gap.

Therefore, pediatricians and experienced elders will advise not to touch the top of the baby's head.

However, Liu Zheng's hoof did not feel any softness, but instead felt like he was stepping on a titanium alloy steel plate.

"hiss!"

He retracted his hooves and retreated on three legs.

In fact, the fetal Kunguna's strength is not very great, but the physique of his cosplay of a cow and horse is far inferior to the original one.

So, just now, Liu Zheng caused himself to have a minor fracture.

"You feel the power of God, mortal. How can your inferior fake body compare to my natural divine body?"

Kunguna said proudly.

"You look more like a clown than a god, with all your complacency."

"The battle between the two of us is more like a battle between normal people and clowns than a battle between gods and mortals."

"No wonder you can only come to this kind of country bathing place to vent, and can't go to the heavenly river where the great sun god goes to enjoy it."

"Are you forbidden to bathe in the Tianhe River because you are ugly and cheap?"

"How pitiful, how pitiful, being despised by other gods, he can only separate himself to play with himself."

"I'm sure there's no god willing to pair up with you. This baby is also yours, right?"

"As a pathetic god like you, you should find a place where no one can see you and commit suicide quietly. This will also reduce the death rate in the metropolis."

"After all, no one wants to die when they think about dying the same way as you."

Liu Zheng spoke very quickly, but every word was clearly heard by Kunguna.

"Mortal, I want you to die! Aaaaaaaahhhh!"

(End of this chapter)

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