It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 351 Then Jinzi's mother can only let Liu Zheng baby do whatever he wants

Niu Ma went to enjoy the one-dragon dinner, while Liu Zhengze was invited to a private room by Jinzi.

"I have basically figured out the situation and have an idea of ​​how to save people."

He told Sumireko all the information he had so far.

"As expected of Zheng-chan, his connections and ability to take action are amazing."

Sumireko said sincerely.

"I can't help it. There are too many things to do."

Liu Zheng sighed.

If you can just lie down, who would want to be the king of curling?

It's because he has too much work accumulated, and the people who assign him work are more difficult to deal with than others.

"Thank you for your hard work, Zheng-chan."

Sumireko quickly came behind him, put her chest against the back of his head, and pressed down on his head.

Although they have to perform their respective duties, these small gestures of bonding can still be done.

"By the way, how do I confirm Jingzi's identity?"

Liu Zheng asked while enjoying the special head treatment.

"This is simple."

Sumireko plucked out a strand of hair and straightened it.

The smooth long hair immediately became as hard and sharp as a steel wire.

"It will be a little painful. If you are scared, you can hold me tight."

She teased.

"What if I want to hug Sumire now?"

Liu Zheng turned his tentacles over and hugged Jinzi's slender waist, holding her closer to him.

"Then Sumireko's mother will just let baby Masa-chan do whatever she wants."

Sumireko stabbed her long hair into his tentacles while speaking suggestive words.

Accompanied by a stinging pain, the long hair easily pierced the hard skin, then drilled into the flesh and blood until only a black dot was left on the surface of the skin.

"As long as you get close to the eye, this hair will sting Masa-chan. If you get too close, it will come out and shoot at the eye itself."

"And if Zhengjiang is attacked by a curse, nightmare, witchcraft, etc., it can also bear it for you. Of course, the effect is limited."

Sumireko said.

"Oh? That's a good thing."

Liu Zheng was slightly moved.

The legendary vest is only immune to the decline of rationality, but not to negative effects.

He now has more than enough attack power but insufficient defense, and he really needs this kind of item.

"Once Zheng-chan rescues Jingzi, we will work together to make an amulet for you. I guarantee you will like it."

Seeing that he wanted it, Sumireko promised.

Making amulets certainly has an impact on themselves, but compared to winning Liu Zheng's favor, it is nothing.

After all, the Sumireko clan has seen what he is capable of in the city.

If he could rescue Jingzi from Bathhouse Street, he would be successful both inside and outside the city.

Of course, you have to cling to such an awesome person.

"Thank you, Sumireko-chan."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

Now that he has become stronger, he is no longer afraid to take some extra benefits like before.

Moreover, the legendary underwear is only valuable to him, but is trash to others.

Therefore, Liu Zheng was not taking advantage of Jinzi.

"I saw that Red Pig bought a B-level tomb-sweeping package. The original price was 100,000, but after the discount it was 68,000."

"I bought a membership card at a 'genuine' massage parlor and spent 100,000 yuan. There is no discount, but I got 50,000 yuan in deposits."

"I won't bother with you about the other small items."

He talked about reimbursement.

"No problem. Do you want a bank card or cash?"

Sumireko asked.

"Cash."

Liu Zheng replied.

He has a system space to store money, but cash is more convenient and more impactful to use.

In reality, he found that scanning a QR code to pay is more likely to lead to impulse buying than paying in cash.

"Okay, please wait a moment, Zheng-chan."

Sumireko got up and left the private room, and came back a few moments later with a lacquer box.

"Here is two hundred thousand, please count it."

She opened the lacquer box and displayed stacks of folded bills.

"No need, you trust me and I trust you."

Liu Zheng shook his head and took all the money.

Sumireko turned a blind eye to this.

Not to mention the cognitive interference of the system, the metropolis has too much portable space.

"The cow and horse will probably have to wait for a while. Should Zhengjiang eat right away, or finish something else first and wait for it?"

"My father and my grandmother are here. If Zheng-chan wants me to serve you, that's fine."

Jinzi snuggled into Liu Zheng's arms and said while lying on her back.

"Aren't you supposed to be unable to do each other's jobs?"

He used his hands all over.

“It’s not work if you don’t get paid.”

Sumireko smiled charmingly.

"Well, let's play some games that adults can play."

Liu Zheng smiled gently.

"Zheng-chan is so bad~"

Sumireko buried her face into his firm abs.

"You two bitches!"

When Niu Ma arrived at the private room, he became furious after seeing everything.

"You didn't even invite me to play Go. You're simply not taking me seriously."

It stared at the chessboard filled with black and white pieces and shouted.

"Don't be angry, sir. We didn't call you because your chess skills are so poor and we're worried that it would tarnish your identity as a Go player."

Liu Zheng defended.

"Hall hand? What hall hand?"

The cows and horses were stunned for a moment.

As an amateur Go enthusiast, he has only heard of national players, master players, and common players, but has never heard of hall players.

"The first hand of the bloody restaurant, or simply the hall hand."

"Yeah, that's true. I'm not bragging, but I've never lost to anyone playing chess in a restaurant."

Niu Ma boasted.

"That's that."

Liu Zheng agreed with its statement.

After all, apart from the people in the takeout department, who has time to play chess with Niu Ma?

And who among the people in the takeaway department dares to beat it?

"Get out of here, let me go down with Sumireko."

The cows and horses came over and pushed Liu Zheng away.

"Boss, you don't want to eat?"

he asked.

Given the current situation, even if Sumireko lets him go, it will take half an hour, and they don't have that much time to waste.

"Do you think everyone is a starving ghost like you? I'm not hungry. You can eat both portions."

The cow and horse taunted him, licked their hooves excitedly, and then picked up the chess pieces.

"alright."

Liu Zheng shrugged and began to clear the food from the two tables.

His inhuman physique gave his stomach amazing resilience. By the time he finished eating all the food, his belly was as swollen as if he was pregnant.

"Hiccup~"

He burped and felt a little bloated.

But if you really want to eat it, it wouldn't be a big problem to have some liquid dessert or something like that to smooth it over.

“It’s over.”

Sumireko said with a smile, and then moved the white piece to the lower left corner.

This move directly killed the big dragon of Niu Ma. You can tell that Jinzi won without counting.

"Damn it, it's all because you messed up earlier."

As expected, Niu Ma put the blame on Liu Zheng.

"That's right. It's all my fault. I couldn't let the boss have a good time."

He admitted it with his belly bulging.

"No more, no more. I'll let you win this time, so it's a draw. Next time I'll play with you from the beginning, but I won't let you win again."

The ox and horse stuck out their tongues and swept all the chess pieces on the chessboard to the ground.

"Niu Ma Sang is too cunning."

Sumireko complained.

"Be content. It's good enough that it didn't go directly to the chessboard."

Liu Zheng said.

As we all know, the chessboard is also a part of Go.

When you can't defeat your opponent's brain with your chess pieces, you can use the chessboard to blow up his brain.

This can be proved by Liu Qi, the "chess master of the Han Dynasty" and Emperor Jing of Han.

The ox-horse held its head high and walked towards the door with great momentum. No matter how the two men teased it, in its heart, it had won the game.

"Where to go now?"

Back in the car, the driver asked.

"Send my boss back, and then go to Rose Street to find Dai Lego."

Liu Zheng said.

"Why are you looking for that tree? It's even less likely to accompany you out of town."

The cows and horses were puzzled.

"Go find it and ask it if it has finished drinking the wine I gave it last time, and then see if I can find something useful for it."

He said.

"Then go by yourself, I'll walk back by myself."

The cows and horses opened the doors and got out.

"Okay then, I'll call you if I have anything else."

Liu Zheng knew that it was worried that the plane tree would beat it.

"Humph, I'll blacklist your number when I get back."

The cow and horse shook their heads and ran towards the restaurant with their hooves spread out.

In just a few blinks of an eye, it disappeared around the corner of the street.

"This cow and horse really thinks highly of you."

the driver said.

"Oh?"

“This is the first time it has shown this speed in front of me.”

the driver said.

"That may be because you didn't pay enough."

Liu Zheng said.

If you give enough money, you can make cows and horses run fast, even make them do the skin-peeling dance.

"Forget it. I'd rather drive after it than spend money to watch it run faster."

The driver shook his head and started the sports car.

When they arrived at Rose Street, he parked the car far away and let Liu Zheng walk over by himself.

On this street, the plane trees are the undisputed street bullies.

Even a strong man like the driver doesn't want to provoke it unless necessary.

After all, the French plane trees can beat them as much as they want, but if they beat the French plane trees, they still have to worry about the Environmental Sanitation Bureau causing trouble for them.

"Hey, hiccup~"

Liu Zheng greeted him and then couldn't help burping.

"Humph, you are indeed a human without conscience. You eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks, but you don't even bring some back for me."

French Plantain smelled the alcohol and said unhappily.

"I'll definitely do that next time. This time, I came to you to ask for some wine."

He smiled and said.

"Huh? Idiot human, your brain is finally broken. Why don't you ask the bank for money instead of asking me for wine?"

The plane tree sneered.

"The bank is poor and stingy, how can it be compared with our distinguished French gentleman, Monsieur de Lego, who is kind and rich?"

Liu Zheng bowed as he spoke.

"Hehe, that's just... cough cough, idiot human, don't think that I will be fooled by you just because you said that. I will never give you the wine!"

The plane tree tried its best to close its smiling mouth.

"Oh, so you didn't finish the wine?"

"How do you know? Ah, damned human, you're trying to trick me!"

The plane tree was furious.

"Don't say it so harshly. It's just some simple reasoning."

he said with a smile.

"Hmph, cunning human, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

The plane tree moved its face to the other direction.

"Really? I'm going out of town soon. Maybe I can drink some good wine that I can't get in the city."

Liu Zheng tempted.

"I want to drink too."

The plane tree was indeed fooled.

"That depends on whether you can help or not."

"What help?"

"Give me some wine."

He said.

"Why do you want to ask me for wine? Don't you have plenty of it in your restaurant?"

The plane tree felt like it was going crazy.

"I don't think the restaurant has the wine I want."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"What wine?"

"The box of fifteen-year-old Shengtian moss I sold you last time."

He said.

"What do you want that for? Are you finally going to abandon your rationality and embrace extreme pleasure?"

The plane tree asked curiously.

“It’s not for work.”

He briefly recounted the story of saving Jingzi.

"I may not be able to compete with those bath attendants in terms of drinking capacity, so I have to find another way."

Liu Zheng spread out his tentacles.

"Humph, they are indeed evil humans who only know how to do evil things."

The plane tree said with disdain.

As a real alcoholic, he was very disgusted by Liu Zheng's cheating behavior.

"I can't help it. If Lord De Lego could accompany me, I wouldn't have to play such a despicable trick. With your alcohol tolerance, you'll just kill people in the bathing street."

He said in a respectful tone.

"Of course. I'm not exaggerating. The amount of wine I drink in the entire metropolis is no more than that of my tree roots."

The plane tree said proudly.

"awesome."

Liu Zheng complimented.

How many roots does a plane tree have? There must be at least dozens, right?
"How many bottles do you want?"

The plane tree thought for a moment and asked.

"I want as many bottles as you have."

"Human, I advise you not to push your luck."

It glared.

"The main thing is that I don't know how many bottles I'll need. I'll return the ones I can't finish when I get back."

He said.

"Bullshit, when has something in your hands ever been returned to you?"

The plane tree scoffed at his promise.

"Then what can I do? I also want to save it."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

After a trip to At, he probably knew what level an ordinary copy was.

Leaving aside those items that cannot be taken out of the dungeon, if he could keep all the items that can be taken out of the dungeon, then as long as the next dungeon is not as outrageous as the Metropolis, wouldn't it be easy for him to clear it?

However, the opponents Liu Zheng met were stronger than the last, and he couldn't just hold it in and not use it, as that would be tantamount to seeking death.

"I don't care. Whether you have used it up or not, you have to return to me this wine that is as special as the contaminated fifteen-year-old Ascension Hair Moss."

The plane tree didn't care about his difficulties.

"Okay, okay, but I can't guarantee when I'll get it."

Liu Zheng said with a headache.

Fifteen-year-old Ascension Hair Moss is contaminated by the smell of the Chaos Club. What is a wine as special as it? Contaminated by the smell of a garbage disposal plant?
Hey, if we follow this line of thought, would it be okay if it’s contaminated by shit from the sewer?
"Humph, as long as you don't give it back to me one day, I will beat you up every time I see you."

Just as his thoughts were gradually opening up, the French plane tree said.

"Why do I feel that this is your real purpose?"

Feeling the excitement in its tone, Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes narrowed.

"Just tell me if you want it or not."

The plane tree did not give a direct answer.

"want!"

There are many people who want to beat him up, and one more person will just make him eat more food.

"Take it."

The black tree roots turned up the soil and brought out a box of wine.

Liu Zheng opened it and saw that there were still six bottles of fifteen-year-old Shengtian Maotai left.

"I've already given you the wine, so give me something to save my life."

He put away the moss and said with a drooling face.

"Dream on, didn't I give it to you when you left the country?"

Said the French plane tree.

"I've used it up a long time ago. I've also used up what they gave me. I don't have anything left now. Please help me. You don't want to be unable to drink good wine in the future, do you?"

"I'm so annoyed. I should have turned you into tree fertilizer!"

The plane tree said angrily, and then started to rummage in the dirt.

(End of this chapter)