It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 350 My grandmother's bubble bath is the best in the metropolis

Chapter 350 My grandmother's bubble bath is unique in the metropolitan area

"My father and the father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse were brothers in the same martial arts school. They entered the same martial arts school one after the other."

After getting the membership card, Lin Zhengzong calmed down and started talking about ancient stories.

"At that time, the old master died suddenly due to illness. He didn't have time to arrange his funeral affairs and had no immediate family members. In order to compete for the position of the master of the martial arts hall, the brothers fought fiercely."

"Later, the Public Security Bureau came and closed down the martial arts school, and the brothers went their separate ways."

"My father had a good relationship with the father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, so we went to the bathhouse together and became bath scrubbers."

"After working for a few years, the father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse was ambitious and didn't want to earn this hard-earned money, so he asked my father to start a business with him."

"My father was a cautious person, so he didn't agree. But I still gave him all my saved wages, just as a token of our fate as brothers."

"Later, the father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang bathhouse actually made some money and gave my father a share of the profits. My father used the money to open a massage parlor, which is this 'authentic' massage parlor."

Lin Zhengzong recounted the past events.

"That's not right. Isn't the word 'authentic' derived from Boss Lin's name?"

Liu Zheng discovered the blind spot.

"Oh, that's right. There is a rule in my family that the head of the family is called Lin Zhengzong. Even if the previous name is not this, after becoming the head of the family, it must be changed to Lin Zhengzong."

"For example, Yinghu. When I pass the position of boss to him, he will also have to change his name to Lin Zhengzong."

Lin Zhengzong explained.

"Ok."

What he actually wanted to say was, if Yinghu became Lin Zhengzong, then all future Lin Zhengzongs would no longer be human.

But think about it, given the strange rules of the Lin family, it is not certain whether the first generation Lin Zhengzong was a human being.

Thinking of this, he felt relieved.

After all, it's a metropolis, so it's normal for the way of passing on the family line to be a little abnormal.

"The father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse also asked my father if he was willing to work with him. After some hesitation, my father refused. The two of them lost contact afterwards."

"It was not until the last time that the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse and Grandma Tang had a show together that they were short of staff for the opening, that the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse came to me to borrow some people."

"Because of our fathers' friendship, I took some people to help them for a while until they had enough manpower."

Lin Zhengzong continued.

"Then you two are old friends, so why didn't you bring in people to invest when they were short of people?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Hey, you say we are old friends, but in fact it's just a little bit of friendship between the older generation. Besides, the bathhouse street is outside the city after all. There is a lot of money to be made, but the risk is also high. Who knows, it might be shut down by the Public Security Bureau and the City Supervision Bureau one day."

"I run my small massage parlor in the city. Even if I don't make a lot of money, I won't starve to death."

Lin Zhengzong shook his head.

The "authentic" massage parlor is in a good location. Even if it can't continue to operate, it can be rented out and is enough for him and Yinghu to live on.

As for other apprentices, we can only give them some money and let them fend for themselves.

However, Lin Zhengzong didn't want to do this unless it was absolutely necessary.

"That's a wise move. If I want to get the support of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse and use their power to save people, does Boss Lin have any suggestions?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"May I ask, who is Mr. Liu trying to save?"

"She is the niece of the Yakudo Sento Sumireko, Keiko."

he replied.

"It turned out to be them."

Lin Zhengzong pretended to be surprised.

"Then the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse should be willing to help with this."

"Oh? Why do you say that?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Their family is quite famous in the bathing industry, and their service attitude and business level are well-known. Gaga Shuang Bathhouse is actually always short of staff, so they should be willing to do a favor for us."

Lin Zhengzong explained.

"I see. Then should I just go and tell him about this?"

"Of course that won't work. In business, peace is always the most important thing, and making money is the most important thing. If we can't drive Granny Tang out of Bathhouse Street in one fell swoop, Gaga Shuang is not willing to start a war lightly."

Lin Zhengzong shook his head.

"Then what can we do to make Gaga Shuang willing to take action?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"What did Mr. Porco Rosso tell you?"

"It told me to make Gaga Shuang drink until he fell down, and then beat him down."

he replied.

"Well, that's basically correct. But there's one more thing to add: get down on your stomach."

Lin Zhengzong said.

"Press down? Boss Lin, do you mean massage?"

"That's right. Drinking and fighting are life, and massage is work. The bath scrubbing department is the core department of a bathhouse. As long as you control the bath scrubbing department, you can control the bathhouse as well."

Lin Zhengzong nodded.

"Boss Lin helped out at the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse before, so he should be very familiar with the level of their bath scrubbing department, right?"

"Of course. Back then, martial arts schools promoted martial arts masters. The father of the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse was an outstanding martial artist, and my father mastered the essence of massage. I am not very talented, but I have about 80% of my father's skills. I participated in the formulation of the technical standards for the bath scrubbing department of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse."

Lin Zhengzong said proudly.

"Then I want to ask Boss Lin for a favor."

Liu Zheng said.

"Mr. Liu, please speak."

"I would like to ask Mr. Lin to judge whether my massage skills can impress the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse."

He raised his head.

"Mr. Liu actually knows how to massage?"

Lin Zhengzong was surprised.

"I know a little bit."

"Then I'll have to learn a thing or two."

Lin Zhengzong became interested.

I have always heard that the delivery man from the bloody restaurant is deadly when he comes to my house, but today I can actually experience a delivery man from the bloody restaurant coming to my house for a massage.

This kind of adventure is enough for him to brag about for the rest of his life.

"this way please."

He took Liu Zheng to an empty massage room.

"Mr. Liu, do you need any equipment?"

Lin Zhengzong asked.

"No, I've only learned massage for a few years, and I'm not very proficient in acupuncture, cupping, etc."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Quality is more important than quantity. Massage is the root of everything. It is not easy to master it. Please."

He made a gesture of invitation and then lay down on the massage bed.

"Then it's embarrassing!"

Liu Zheng stroked Lin Zhengzong's back a few times, and after roughly feeling the condition of his muscles, he raised his tentacles.

The four tentacles were raised high, with muscles and cartilage stretched straight at the same time, like four steel whips.

Then the front ends were curled up and clenched into fists, like four copper hammers.

"Drink!"

He shouted loudly, and the four tentacles swung down in turn.

"Oh!"

The four hammering sounds rang out in a certain rhythm, sometimes crisp and sometimes dull.

"Oh oh oh~"

Lin Zhengzong's body kept shaking under the beating, and even the massage bed shook slightly.

"My goodness, how come this guy is even wilder than when he pressed me?"

The cattle and horses watching at the door clicked their tongues.

But it doesn't know that this varies from person to person.

The muscles of cows and horses are naturally tighter and stronger, but their state is actually much looser than that of Lin Zhengzong, so the technique focuses on relaxation.

Lin Zhengzong's muscle adhesions were very serious, and even his joints were slightly deformed. At this time, heavy techniques were needed to resolve them.

Of course, this is also due to the strong physical strength of the residents of the metropolis.

If it was the martial arts master who taught Liu Zheng massage in real life, he would be half-crippled if not dead after this set of massage.

"Hey!"

Half an hour later, with a strange cry, Liu Zheng stopped what he was doing.

"How do you feel, Boss Lin?"

he asked.

"Not bad, not bad, Mr. Liu, if you come to our massage parlor, I will definitely give you the highest salary." Lin Zhengzong climbed up, stretched his muscles and praised.

"That?"

"But it's still not enough to subdue the Gaga Shuang Bathing Area."

Lin Zhengzong shook his head.

Liu Zheng's massage skills are comparable to those of his eldest disciple Ying Hu, but are still far behind his own.

After all, Gaga Shuang Bathhouse is one of the top ten bathhouses on Bathhouse Street, and the supervisor of the bath scrubbing department is at least on the same level as him.

"Then does Boss Lin have any good ideas?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"this one"

Lin Zhengzong hesitated for a moment.

"Boss Lin, don't be embarrassed. As long as you introduce me to the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, our deal will be done. However, if Boss Lin is willing to do me this favor again, I will naturally not treat you unfairly."

he comforted.

"Alas, Mr. Liu is such a generous person, how can I not help him?"

Lin Zhengzong sighed.

"In fact, I have three golden needles left by my father. As long as I prick them with one needle, I will be able to receive the initiation from my master and become a massage master in a short time."

"My ancestors told me not to use it unless it is an emergency. But now that Mr. Liu has helped our hospital out of its emergency, I will give you this golden needle as a token of my gratitude."

He opened his mouth, raised his tongue, and spit out a golden needle.

"Thank you, Boss Lin."

Liu Zheng took the golden needle without changing his expression, and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Golden Needle for Initiation (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: You will have the same massage skills as the one who made the golden needles, and the skills will last for the duration of one massage."

"Note: The art of massage lies in precision and sincerity, and in a strong muscle."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"But if I use this golden needle, won't the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse be angry?"

A question occurred to him.

"No, we are from the same school. You used the massage method of your master to subdue his bath scrubber. He is so happy that he doesn't have time to be angry."

Lin Zhengzong said firmly.

"That's great. Then, can you please ask Boss Lin to contact the owner of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse for me?"

Liu Zheng put away the golden needle and said

"No problem, please wait."

Lin Zhengzong left the room and came back in after a while.

"I have already told Mao Huowang that he welcomes Mr. Liu to visit the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse anytime. As for the matter of saving people, we will talk about it after we meet."

Mao Huowang is the owner of Gaga Shuang Bathhouse.

"This time it's Boss Laurin. Here's my number. If you have any trouble in the future, feel free to contact me."

Liu Zheng gave out his number, and Lin Zhengzong also quickly gave out his number.

After exchanging a few more pleasantries, the two left the massage parlor.

"Why do you always make things so troublesome?"

Niuma couldn't help but complain.

Just the pre-process took me almost half of the city hall.

"Then if it were your style, how would you complete this commission?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"Of course I won't take a job like this that requires me to leave the city."

Niuma said without hesitation.

"What if you have to answer it?"

"If you really have to answer, I will sneak in on a dark and windy night, catch him and find out where he is, then rush in, rob him and run away."

Niuma said.

"It's a good strategy, but unfortunately I will probably get stuck at the step of getting in. The difference in strength determines our different styles of doing things. If I can blow up the earth with one punch, why should I look for the lever to lift it?"

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"You know that, kid. Why don't you get stronger? Networks are useful, but your own strength is the foundation of your life."

The cows and horses admonished.

"Boss, have you forgotten that I have only been employed for seven days?"

He said with empty eyes.

".Shut up, if you talk to me again I will beat you to death."

Niuma became angry and ashamed.

Indeed, because this kid has caused so many things, it has forgotten that this kid has only been here for a week.

What can a week do? In a farm, it is just enough for it to grow a few more pounds of meat.

What's more, this kid is just a human being.

"Where to go now?"

The two returned to the car and the driver asked.

"Let's go to the Yakudo Sento."

Liu Zheng said.

Since we agreed that the expenses would be reimbursed, he naturally wouldn't be polite.

Moreover, he also needs to inform Sumireko about the progress of the commission.

"Zheng-chan, you're back~"

As soon as Liu Zheng entered the room, Jinzi came up to him excitedly.

"I'm back. This trip has kept me busy."

He said in a feigned tired tone.

"You've worked hard, Zheng-chan. I'll prepare a meal for you right away and change the water in your own pool."

Sumireko said gently.

"No need to change the water. If you keep soaking it, it will become mutton soup with steamed buns. Just prepare some delicious food and drinks for me and my boss."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

"Niumasang is here too? Why didn't I see it come in?"

Sumireko wondered.

"It's just being pretentious outside. It's okay. Just say a word from me and it will come in right away."

Liu Zheng lifted the door curtain and shouted outside.

"Sumiko said that those who don't come in won't get any money."

"Bullshit! I don't think this woman dares!"

The cattle and horses yelled and rushed in, kicking their hooves.

"See, I told you it works."

He said with a grin.

"How dare you play tricks on me, kid? I think it's been too long since I beat you up."

The cows and horses became furious and raised their hooves to step on Liu Zheng's face.