It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 343 I will not only beat up the Red Ghost, but also record it
Chapter 343 I will not only beat up the Red Ghost, but also record it
"Sir, are you sure you are the most sober and intelligent one?"
Liu Zheng said suspiciously.
The Red Ghost was able to beat up the Sewer in the Sewer, and now the Sewer asked him to beat up the Red Ghost.
"It's not that I can't do it, but I'm too familiar with it. How about you change your target and I beat up the city hall?"
he suggested.
Since you're going to die anyway, you might as well die in a more glamorous way.
"I don't care. I just want to vent my anger. I don't believe you can't think of a way."
The sewer stared at him and said.
"I don't have a shit. Okay, I'll think of a way."
Liu Zheng said with a headache.
"Very good, I didn't speak for you in vain."
The sewer slapped him in the face.
"what?"
"Do you think you could have walked out of the sewer alive if I hadn't stopped them? I gave you a chance because you're so good at making trouble and might be useful. Of course, it seems that you have indeed seized this opportunity."
The sewer had a smile on his face and cold eyes.
"Thank you for your compliment, Excellency."
Liu Zheng didn't care whether what he said was true or false and accepted it all.
"."
Sewer stared at him for a long time, until he saw that he was a little scared, and then he finally spoke.
"I have a personal commission, are you willing to take it?"
The sewer asked.
"You say."
"Wreak havoc in the sewers, preferably one that causes serious injury to me."
Said the sewer.
"Huh? Why?"
Liu Zheng asked in confusion.
Is it possible that sewers have some masochistic hobby?
Then why was it so angry when he took its eggs last time?
"Don't ask so many questions. Just tell me whether you are willing to take it or not."
The sewer waved his hand and asked.
"If I blow up the sewer, will you come after me?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Yes, and the one who is hunting you down should be me."
The sewer nodded.
"Well, I understand."
He thought of the conditions for replacing the brain, and an idea suddenly occurred to him.
"It's good to understand. But a truly smart person should know how to talk less and do more."
The sewer's cold gaze was like two long nails nailing his mouth.
"Uh-huh."
Liu Zheng made a sound through his nose and made a zippering motion.
"I will not show you mercy when the time comes. I will still use all my strength to hunt you down. As the smartest will, although I am not the strongest, I am the most difficult to deal with. You'd better be mentally prepared."
"Also, don't even think about hiding in places like the Bloody Restaurant or the City Hall. They will just hand you over."
"Don't expect Red Ghost to protect you. He really won't give me face, but this hunt won't end either."
Said the sewer.
"What about the garbage disposal plant and the Chaos Club?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Do you think there aren't sewers underneath the garbage disposal plant and the Chaos Club?"
The sewer sneered.
"I see. What about the reward?"
he asked.
"I can help you once, as long as you don't deliberately try to trick me. Even if it means a fight to the death, it doesn't matter."
Said the sewer.
"Ah? If I ask you to fight to the death for me right after I complete the commission, what's the point of your commission?"
Liu Zheng was puzzled.
"You short-lived people don't understand. One day of freedom is better than a thousand years of bondage."
The sewer closed his eyes after saying this.
The white tumor eyes on the ceiling slowly closed and then shrank into the ceiling.
"Are you done talking?"
The fisherman opened his eyes and asked.
"We're done talking."
"Then why is this thing still here?!"
He looked at the black deer head on the ground, which had turned into a porcupine again.
“Because the transaction content has been expanded.”
Liu Zheng put away the black deer head and said.
"Can't you just calm down, kid?"
The fisherman said with regret.
It is obvious that the transaction content that can be modified by the sewer himself is aimed at costing lives.
"Why, Lao Deng, are you afraid that the mermaid will become a widow and won't be able to get married?"
He raised his brow and said.
"I'm not afraid of shit. With my daughter's looks, she can get married no matter how many times she's been a widow. No, when the hell did I agree to let you be my son-in-law?"
The fisherman blew his beard and glared.
"Oh, then I'll be her witness."
Liu Zheng said calmly.
"What witness?"
"Witness her grand wedding with Nightingale."
He said.
"Bullshit, the Ama would rather marry you than that yellow-haired guy!"
The fisherman was furious.
"Look, you still agreed to let me be your son-in-law."
Liu Zheng gave a sly smile.
".If I wasn't injured, I would have taught you what it means to catch and kill now."
The fisherman's chest rose and fell violently, and he spoke through gritted teeth.
"I just wanted to help you get your blood flowing because I saw you were injured. Look, your face is so red now."
He said shamelessly.
"That's because I'm angry at you. Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"
The fisherman said unhappily.
"How can you help? Can you walk me to the cemetery?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"No."
"Then can you help me find the Red Ghost?"
he asked again.
"Then what can you do to help me? Useless old Deng, no wonder the sea girl wants to find the yellow-haired man."
Liu Zheng laughed.
"Although I can't help you find the Red Ghost, I can tell you where he is."
The fisherman said leisurely.
"Where?"
"Behind you."
The fisherman said.
"Ok?"
When Liu Zheng turned around, a security door appeared in front of him.
"Good guy."
If he doesn't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to him.
"and you."
When he looked back again, the fisherman was gone.
"Ginger is still spicy when it's old."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
Apart from anything else, this ability to escape is still several versions ahead of him.
"Ccrunch."
The valve was slowly opened, and Tonya waved her little hands and greeted him excitedly.
The Red Ghost stood behind her with a loving look on his face.
"Mr. Electrician, come in quickly."
Dong Niya shouted to Liu Zheng.
"Okay."
He responded with his mouth but did not move his feet. He looked at the Red Ghost.
"come in."
Red Ghost nodded.
"it is good."
Liu Zheng walked into the shelter and the valve closed automatically.
"The teacher needs to talk to the electrician about something. You guys can just play by yourselves first."
Looking at the children who gathered around him, the Red Ghost spoke gently.
"Be good, I'll come play with you guys in a bit."
He also chimed in.
"Okay~" Although the children were disappointed, they still obediently returned to their seats.
"Did you go outside?"
The Red Ghost took him to the storage room and asked.
"Yes. I wanted to come to you to borrow something useful, but I couldn't contact you."
Liu Zheng said frankly.
"There aren't many things I have here that are suitable for you. Besides, it's not suitable for you to have too much contact with me."
Red Ghost shook his head.
Especially since he came to visit him before leaving the country, the city hall might directly cancel Liu Zheng's exit qualification.
"Too."
"What did you see outside?"
Red Ghost asked.
"Can you tell me?"
"Sure. You can say whatever you want in this shelter."
Red Ghost said calmly.
"Well, I went to a place called Art"
Liu Zheng briefly described his experiences during this trip abroad.
"Oh, the church. They are like this wherever they are."
Red Ghost sneered.
"That Karkalens Academy is even more ridiculous. Albert, as the dean and great scholar, is unable to unify the academy's thoughts. Even most of the elites were taken away by his own disciples. I think what they need is not the sacred blood or the inner eye, but a committee member."
he commented.
"In the Steam Age, we can't ask for too much. After all, they really do have gods there."
Liu Zheng still said something fair.
Just like if there really was a Dragon King in reality, even if Zhang Zongchang had ten times the courage, he would not dare to threaten to bombard the Dragon King Temple with artillery.
Of course, if he was using some kind of Heavenly Court-style demon-killing cannon or something like that, that would be another matter.
"god."
The Red Ghost snorted the word, shook his head, and ended the topic.
"What do you want from me?"
he asked.
"You didn't come to see me?"
"The sewers tampered with the shelter's entrance and moved it here. It had no reason or courage to do so, so it could only have done it for you."
Red Ghost said.
"I see. I was wondering why it was such a coincidence."
Liu Zheng suddenly realized.
"I do have something to talk to you about, but let me make this clear first. No matter whether you agree or not, you can't beat me up or drive a tank into me."
"Don't worry, for the sake of the children, as long as you don't do anything that endangers the shelter, I won't hurt you."
Red Ghost said.
"I don't know if it counts as endangering the shelter. Didn't you beat up the sewer last time? This time my boss asked me to make a deal with it, but it insisted that I beat you up before agreeing to the deal."
He said, touching the kelp on his head.
"Is that all?"
The Red Ghost asked calmly, not looking angry at all.
"Yes, that's it. If you don't agree, forget it. I'll find another way."
"Don't worry. The sewers went crazy again today and consumed a lot of electricity in the shelter. Now that you're here, it's a good opportunity to generate some more electricity."
Red Ghost said, pointing at the electric chair.
"Hey, didn't you say you wouldn't hurt me?"
Liu Zheng protested.
"If I cure you, it won't be considered an injury."
"You are using strong words to make sense!"
He protested again.
"I think the logic is fine. Do you really want to beat me up?"
Red Ghost asked.
"It's not me who wants to beat you up, it's the sewer that wants to beat you up to vent its anger and asked me to do it for it."
Liu Zheng corrected.
"What's the difference?"
"Of course there is a difference. If you can come up with another solution, I won't beat you."
He said loudly.
"No. But I can grant your request."
Red Ghost said.
"Really?"
Liu Zheng couldn't believe it for a moment.
How valuable must the reputation of a big boss who can go against the city hall be? How could he let an ant destroy it?
"Really, but there is a condition."
Red Ghost said.
"What conditions?"
"The children loved the Hades milk you sent last time. If you send me another twenty buckets of Hades milk, I will not fight back and let you beat me up."
Red Ghost replied.
"Well, can we record it?"
He asked more aggressively.
If there was no video, he was worried that the sewer company would not admit it.
"Okay, twenty more."
Red Ghost nodded.
"Row!"
Liu Zheng gritted his teeth and agreed.
A barrel of Hades' milk costs 10,000 yuan, and 40 barrels cost 400,000 yuan. Even in reality, it would be enough for him to live for a lifetime, not to mention that the purchasing power of currency in the metropolis is quite strong.
But considering that you can beat up a big guy like Red Ghost for free with just 400,000, it seems like a huge deal.
If the Red Ghost sets such conditions for the City Hall, the central bank's printing press will probably have to print money non-stop for 25 hours.
"Then I'll go out and play with the kids."
Liu Zheng said this and was about to slip away.
"Wait a moment."
The Red Ghost called him.
"What can I do for you, old man?"
he asked respectfully.
"Since we are here, let's generate some electricity before we leave."
Red Ghost said, pointing at the electric chair.
"Didn't I generate electricity for a whole year last time?"
Liu Zheng wailed.
"Thanks to you, the children have been much more active recently, and the power consumption has also increased. Besides, the shelter has a large power storage capacity, so it can accommodate even another hundred years of electricity."
Red Ghost said.
"One hundred years, you can just weld me to death on the electric chair."
While complaining, he walked obediently to the electric chair and sat down.
There is no way, the situation is stronger than the person.
"With your strength, you don't have that much power yet."
The Red Ghost belittled him while pressing the execution button.
Although it agreed to Liu Zheng's request, it did not mean that it did not feel humiliated.
On the contrary, it has an arrogant, irritable and aggressive side to its character.
If it weren't for the fact that Liu Zheng's favorability had already been high enough and his strength posed no threat to him, he would have been dead the next second after he said that.
Of course, Red Ghost also wants to use this opportunity to repair its relationship with the sewer.
A close neighbor is worse than a distant relative. The shelter will have to stay in the sewer for who knows how long, so we should try our best to have a good relationship with this neighbor.
After all, although the sewer cannot defeat the red ghost, it still has the ability to annoy it.
The electricity came out again, and Liu Zheng stared at the Afro and the children playing simple board games for a while, then left the shelter.
Back on the ground, he called Niuma.
"If you have anything to fart, hurry up and fart. I'm busy."
A lazy voice of Niuma came from the other end of the phone.
"whispering sound."
What a waste of time! He knew without even looking that the cow and horse must be lying on its haystack right now, with one hoof holding a wine bottle and the other flipping through the erotic magazine that he bought for it last time.
"A-choo, are you slandering me in your heart?"
The cows and horses shouted.
"How is that possible, sir?"
Liu Zheng flatly denied it.
Can telling the truth be called black?
"No, that's the best. What do you want from me? Tell me now."
Niuma urged.
"Boss, do you know Bathhouse Street?"
he asked.
"Nonsense, Porco Rosso even told you, how could he not tell me?"
"No, I mean, a deeper understanding."
Liu Zheng explained.
"Hmm? What are you going to do? The city can no longer satisfy you. You finally want to go outside the city and make trouble, right?"
The cattle and horses are in high spirits.
"Boss, we may be familiar with each other, but be careful or I will sue you for defamation. I was trying to save people, and the explosion was just a means to save people."
"So who are you going to save?"
Niuma asked.
(End of this chapter)
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