It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 342: I attack the sewer clone?

Chapter 342: I attack the sewer clone?
"I have already told the sewer about your request, and it has agreed."

The fisherman said.

"It's not the Sanitation Department's business. Our boss asked me to find the sewer to buy some stuff."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"what?"

"Its brain."

he replied.

".I think you and your boss should go buy a new brain first."

The fisherman looked at him as if he were an idiot.

"Last time you fished for an egg, you caused an earthquake in Metropolis. This time you want the brain. Are you afraid that Metropolis will become a ruin?"

"What can I do? My boss assigned me this job. Do I have the right to refuse? And I'm not taking it for free this time. I'm getting something in exchange."

Liu Zheng took out the wrapped black deer head from the takeaway box.

"What the hell is this?!"

When the fisherman saw the black deer's head for the first time, he jumped backwards to the other side of the river.

He had all sorts of fishing gear growing out of his body, including fishing rods, harpoons, fishing nets, harpoons, etc. He looked like a stressed porcupine.

"No, is this thing that scary?"

Liu Zheng looked strange.

Isn’t it just a foot basin used by Si Xue?
"You're not strong enough, so of course you can't feel it. The pollution on this thing is no worse than that in the garbage disposal plant."

The fisherman remained on guard.

"If it's so scary, why didn't anyone look at the sewers?"

he questioned.

Last time, he cosplayed as a cow and a horse and attracted the attention of the sewer. This thing can’t be worse than the monkey version of a cow and a horse, right?

"You know shit. The sewer pipe is not as sensitive to dead things as living things. Besides, it just had an operation and has already entered a semi-anesthetized state."

The fisherman explained.

"I see. Can you still contact it?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Half anesthesia is not full anesthesia. But are you sure you want to show this thing to the sewer? It took a lot of effort to calm it down. If it gets stressed again, I may not be able to protect you."

The fisherman said.

In fact, he might not even be able to protect himself.

After all, he had just been injured and did not have monstrous recovery abilities like "regeneration of flesh and blood".

"It should be fine. My boss wants to kill me, so there's no need to go through so much trouble."

Liu Zheng hesitated.

"It's up to you. If you're not dead, please help me take good care of the Ama."

The fisherman said.

"You've figured out how to set a flag in reverse, Lao Deng."

He said with empty eyes.

This old guy, I don’t think he wants to transfer the death flag to him in this way.

"I'm not as bad-minded as you."

The fisherman chuckled and put his hand into the river.

After a while, a huge white tumor grew on the ceiling.

The white tumor broke slightly, and a network of mucus flowed out.

Only a line of blue-gray eyeballs was revealed, giving people a sleepy feeling.

"Open the cloth."

The fisherman spoke.

His voice was exceptionally low and hoarse, like the voice of a smoker who had a bad cold and had just woken up.

Liu Zheng's intuition told him that even if the one speaking was not the sewer, it was a mixture of the sewer's and the fisherman's will.

"Ok."

He opened the cloth bag as he was told, and the black deer head was exposed to the air again.

“Who is the current owner of the restaurant?”

The sewer glanced at Black Deer Head and asked something else.

"I don't know if I can tell you."

Liu Zheng was about to say it when he suddenly remembered the rule that he could not disclose the internal situation of the restaurant.

"Tell me, and I'll protect you. If you don't, I'll beat you up."

Said the sewer.

"Okay then, the current boss is Si Xue."

He had no choice but to say.

Facing the sewer where the will descended, he didn't think he had any chance of resistance.

As soon as Liu Zhenggang said the name, a creepy feeling rose from the bottom of his heart and spread to his whole body.

Although his body looked unchanged, Liu Zheng felt like he was "freezing".

"Let me ask you what's wrong. Who asked you to teach an employee a lesson here?"

The sewer stretched out his arm and slapped him in the face.

With a crisp "pop" sound, Liu Zheng felt the ice shattered immediately, and his face felt burning with pain.

"Mr. Sewer, the restaurant won't give me trouble afterwards, right?"

He asked worriedly, covering his face.

"No. What do you want to change?"

The sewer asked.

"If I tell you, can you promise not to beat me?"

Liu Zheng asked cautiously.

"Tell me. If you don't, I'll beat you up."

"My boss asked me to trade this for your brain."

After he said that, he immediately used four tentacles to protect his face.

Although this is useless, it at least provides a sense of security.

"Haha. Last time you took my basket, and now you want my brain. What else do you want from me next time in your restaurant? How about I go up and you come down."

The sewer sneered.

"Ahem, this shouldn't be the case, right?"

Liu Zheng said guiltily.

After all, if he hadn't fished out the sewer's eggs, Si Xue wouldn't have thought of replacing the sewer's brain.

"Hmph, your restaurant."

The sewer seemed to want to say something bad, but stopped himself.

It seems that even it can't say everything.

"So, can you change it, sir?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I can't make the decision in this matter."

The sewer shook his head.

"Huh? Good fellow, you are a fisherman. Then why were you pretending to be so arrogant in front of me just now?"

He glared.

Old Biden took the opportunity to slap him in the face.

"With your brain, no wonder you can do something like fishing my balls."

The sewer frowned and said.

"So it's really you, Mr. Sewer. I thought you were the fisherman pretending to be him."

Liu Zheng was dumbfounded.

"He doesn't have the guts to pretend to be me."

"Then you don't seem to hold a grudge against me."

He shrank his neck and said.

"Since you have already completed my request and the balls have been returned to me, there is no need for me to punish you any further. Of course, if you fail to do your job well next time, I will settle both old and new scores."

The sewer sneered.

"a ha ha ha."

Liu Zheng laughed awkwardly twice.

"So what did you just say about not being able to make the decision?"

“What is the brain used for?”

The sewer asked back.

"Uh, for growing?"

He thought for a moment and said.

"I don't think so. You have no brains if you can come up with such an answer."

The sewer taunted.

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Liu Zheng was speechless.

He always thought that the sewer was a moron, but he didn't expect to be laughed at by a moron.

"The brain is used to store will. Giving you the brain is equivalent to losing a will. I am just one of the many wills in the sewer, and I am not qualified to make decisions for other wills. If you want to exchange, I can only return myself to you."

"Do you think it's possible?" Sewer stared at Liu Zheng and said.

"I don't think it's possible."

Liu Zhenghao had a hard time resisting the urge to commit suicide.

"It's good to know."

"Then, forget about the brain replacement."

"I didn't say no."

Said the sewer.

"Ah? Didn't you just say that you have no say in this matter?"

he wondered.

"I just said I couldn't make the decision, I didn't say it couldn't be done."

The sewer said expressionlessly.

"What do you mean?"

"You should know that I can go to the ground, right?"

"I know."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

The fisherman had told him that if his hemorrhoid surgery failed, the sewers would come straight up to get him, and not even the bloody restaurant would be able to protect him.

"I once sent out a clone for a matter. The matter was completed, but due to an accident, the clone developed its own will and stayed outside and did not come back."

"He and I finished the cutting, so I don't know what happened to him afterwards, but with my natural resonance, I know where he ended up."

"So, if you can catch him back, I'll give him to you in exchange."

Said the sewer.

"Ah I?"

Liu Zheng's expression turned into that of a catfish spirit.

He doesn't have a cosplay costume, and he can't even beat the fish in the sewer. Now the sewer asks him to catch its clone?

It would be simpler to let him challenge Peacock in a one-on-one duel.

"Aren't you very brave? Why are you scared by such a small thing?"

The sewer glanced at Liu Zheng.

"Well, you may not know that I'm actually a coward. I don't dare to penetrate too deep when I penetrate someone."

He said shyly.

"Stop talking nonsense and take out the map."

The sewer glared at him.

"okay."

Liu Zheng unfolded the map swiftly without even thinking about why the sewer knew he had the map.

"He's here, got it?"

The sewer pointed to the location of the cemetery on the map.

"he died?"

He reacted immediately.

"The body is definitely dead, but the soul may not be. After all, it is my clone. Even without the nourishment of the original body, the strength of its will is incomparable to that of ordinary people. But compared to when it had a physical body, it must be much weaker."

"Besides, he has been dead for more than ten years and is even weaker than when he first died."

Said the sewer.

"Ah? I don't think those souls have become weaker. They've even become stronger."

Liu Zheng asked doubtfully.

Anyway, the Red Pig is obviously stronger than when he was alive. Even if the cows and horses give in to him, he will not passively take a beating.

It can beat the cows and horses so much that they dare not go to sweep the graves, so it must be quite capable.

"Can my clone be the same as a normal soul?"

The sewer said contemptuously.

"That's that."

He said cooperatively.

"My clone's soul will not be strengthened by the power of the cemetery, but at the same time it will not be infected by the power of the cemetery. The souls you saw cannot leave the cemetery at all."

"Even those who are not dead yet, after staying in the cemetery for a long time, will inevitably return to the cemetery after death, unless their souls are also destroyed."

Said the sewer.

"Huh? Then why didn't someone I know return to the cemetery?"

Liu Zheng told the story of the old vampire.

"In Metropolis, ritualistic attacks often harm both the body and the soul. The little vampire you mentioned apparently had his soul sucked dry."

The sewers quickly provided the answer.

"I see."

He suddenly said.

I got another very important but useless piece of knowledge.

"Okay, I'm going back to sleep. When you bring my clone back, I'll give you his brain."

Said the sewer.

"Didn't you say he was dead? Is his brain still usable?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The brain is just a container for will. If you bring it back, I will naturally be able to grow another one. Although it won't be as useful as the original one, it will be enough to satisfy your boss."

Said the sewer.

"I see. If that's the case, I have one more thing to discuss with you, Your Excellency."

He smiled sheepishly.

"explain."

"Look, can I keep the black deer head and exchange it for your brain with something else?"

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The sewer stared at him in silence, like a fish that seeks out its own hook.

"Did I give you the illusion that I'm easy to talk to? Although I am the most sober and intelligent one among all the wills, I don't have the best temper."

he said coldly.

"Don't be angry, this is it."

Liu Zheng revealed the entire transaction with Bad Luck Coffee.

"Human, you really are good at having the best of both worlds and killing two birds with one stone."

The sewer looked at him with disdain.

"There's nothing I can do. I'm so weak. If I want to survive in the metropolis, I must seize every opportunity I can to become stronger."

He said calmly.

And as long as order in City Hall can be maintained, becoming richer is also a form of becoming stronger.

"You are not weak. You are a hybrid of the black goat kid who has heard the gospel. You are considered a rare flower among many families. Not only that, you have so many terrible messy marks on your body, some of which I have never seen before."

The sight of the sewer swept across Liu Zheng's tentacles, where there was a golden human skull mark.

"Well, I said I don't really want to either, do you believe me?"

He shrugged.

"I believe it. To have one master is to be loyal, to have two masters is to be a rare commodity, and to have multiple masters is to be torn into pieces and put into a pot."

The sewer nodded.

"Yes. To be honest, I am also exhausted."

Liu Zheng said with great agreement.

Before finishing this big boss's work, he has to deal with another big boss's work.

He couldn't afford to offend anyone. In serious cases, he would die on the spot, or at least he would be severely beaten.

If it weren't for his childhood experiences that gave him a spring in his arm, he would have collapsed long ago.

"Everything has a price. Being able to be someone's dog is already a blessing."

Said the sewer.

"I thought you would let me be your dog alone."

Liu Zheng was a little surprised.

"I originally thought so, but considering my situation and your expertise, it might be better for you to continue to be everyone's private dog. As long as you serve me well, it doesn't matter whether you are my exclusive dog or not."

"I already have a dog of my own anyway."

The sewer said bluntly.

And the dog he was referring to was obviously the fisherman.

"Okay. Do you agree?"

Liu Zheng asked expectantly.

"It's impossible to give you all of it, but I can give you the heart of the deer corpse."

Said the sewer.

"That's fine, any profit is good. What are your conditions?"

he asked.

"It's very simple."

The sewer paused and said.

"Just help me beat up the Red Ghost."

(End of this chapter)

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