It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 325: The big stage in the city, don't come if you are not sick

"How long will this take?"

After waiting for a while, Liu Zheng asked.

"It's hard to say, it will probably take a few hours."

The fisherman paused and said.

"Then give me something fun to kill time. It's so boring to wait like this."

He stretched and said.

"You're not too beautiful, where in the sewer can I go to get you something fun?"

The fisherman rolled his eyes.

"Then get me a fishing rod so I can go fishing for fun."

"Dream on! You'll never be able to fish in my territory again in your life."

The fisherman said angrily.

The last time this guy went fishing, he almost died young. Now he has no chance of fishing again.

"Don't worry, my luck is not full this time."

Liu Zheng said.

"That's not OK."

The fisherman was resolute.

"That's no fun, just make me something delicious."

He settled for the next best thing.

"Would you eat only shit?"

The fisherman said expressionlessly.

"嘁~"

Liu Zheng gave him a middle finger with three tentacles.

"What are you doing?"

As they were talking, Shajiang came over from a distance and asked curiously.

"Nothing, just having some fun. Where are you from, brother Sha?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Oh, I just went to check on the potatoes I planted."

Sha-chan said.

“Can you grow potatoes in a sewer?”

He looked shocked.

If I remember correctly, the growing environment of potatoes seems to require sufficient light and low humidity, neither of which is required in the sewer.

Of course, the most important thing is that there is no soil in the sewer.

"Haha, this is my unique secret recipe."

Sha-chan said proudly.

"I'm free anyway, so take me to see your potatoes, brother Sha."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"That won't do."

Shajiang flatly refused.

"Brother, let's be fair. If you ask me to help you fight, even if it's at City Hall, I won't say a word. But you want to see my potatoes. Sorry, I can't do that."

His expression was unusually serious.

".Okay, I am being presumptuous."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

Sure enough, there are no normal people in the metropolis. It's just that the focus of the disease is different.

"By the way, brother Sha, I'll return your clothes to you."

He took off his dragon robe and shroud.

"It's okay, brother, you can use it first."

Shajiang said generously.

"It's not safe to keep such a valuable thing with me. Let's return it to its original owner."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

The main reason is that the death-free effect of a copy has been used, and the effect of this perfect quality equipment has been lost by more than half.

"OK then."

Shajiang did not refuse and took the dragon robe and shroud.

Judging from the raised corners of his mouth, he still likes this cloak very much.

Things became much more interesting when Shajiang came. Liu Zheng instigated the fisherman to get a deck of cards, and the three of them started playing Landlord.

Of course, in the metropolis, this kind of game has a new name: death takeaway.

It was only after asking that he found out that the bloody restaurant was an urban legend in the metropolis.

Many parents threaten their children by saying, "If you don't do your homework well, the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant will come to your house and take you away."

The landlord in Death Takeaway is the delivery man, and the farmers become security guards and property owners.

How should I put it? It fits the style of the metropolis very well.

After Liu Zheng beat more than a dozen delivery men and made the fisherman and Shajiang unconscious, Doctor Nile on the plane finally responded.

"vomit!"

Without even opening his eyes, he lay on the plane and started vomiting into the river.

The fisherman threw away the cards in his hand as if he had been pardoned and walked towards the plane.

"Hey, this hand of cards isn't finished yet."

Liu Zheng said dissatisfiedly.

He had a pair of royal bombs and three twos in his hand, and was about to let the fisherman lick the wall of the sewer a few more times.

"Business is more important. How come you can't tell the difference between the important and the unimportant?"

The fisherman said confidently.

"Indeed, brother, gambling is not good. You should gamble less in the future."

Shajiang quickly agreed.

He also licked the wall of the sewer dozens of times. Although there would not be any adverse reactions given his strength, the taste was also disgusting.

"Tsk, two deadbeats."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

The fisherman swung his arm and fished the Nile doctor to shore.

"Here, drink some water and rinse your mouth."

Liu Zheng handed over a bottle of water.

Come to think of it, this water was brought back by him from At, so it can be considered a local specialty.

Doctor Nile took the water, drank two sips, and then spit it all out.

As expected of a mummy, its vomit is different from that of ordinary people.

The vomit of ordinary people is semi-digested food, half dry and half liquid, with a little saliva and gastric juice.

Doctor Nile's vomit was all dry lumps, and you could even tell what the original food looked like from its shape and texture.

After vomiting for three full minutes, he finally stopped the urge to vomit and sat on the ground with lifeless eyes.

"Is it really that exaggerated? The last time I gave it a laxative, it didn't feel this disgusting."

Liu Zheng said with disdain.

This guy is a doctor, but he doesn't even have this much tolerance.

If anything, the treatment methods of Doctor Nile are as disgusting as those of the sewer, right?
"You can do it."

Doctor Nile, who had recovered, said unhappily.

Last time Liu Zheng was only providing auxiliary treatment, but this time he was performing a serious surgery, which was not difficult at all.

If it weren't for his excellent medical skills and the good cheat he got from Silver Finger, he would have been trapped to death by the hemorrhoids in the sewer this time.

"You two stop bickering and run."

The fisherman interrupted.

"What happened? Did the operation fail?"

"No, the operation was a complete success."

The fisherman shook his head.

"Then why do we have to run?"

Liu Zheng asked in confusion.

"Nonsense, there was no anesthetic used, the sewer was hard just now. Now that the operation is over, it can't hold on anymore."

"What will happen if I can't hold on?"

he asked.

"How's it going? Look over there."

The fisherman pointed to the end of the sewer.

A thick blood-red fog was spreading towards this side, and the sound of howling wind was coming from farther away, like the howling of ghosts and wolves.

"If you don't leave now, you'll just have to wait to become part of them."

The fisherman said.

"Goodbye."

Liu Zheng took out the human bone crutch and ran into the sewer passage first.

However, two metal wings sprouted from the back of Doctor Nile's armor and soon caught up with him.

"Depend on!"

Liu Zheng couldn't help but curse.

Why are these guys so lame as to be more dishonest than the other? They said they would run away, but ended up flying.

"Don't lean on me, just go away."

Doctor Nile flew over his head, and two eagle claws grew out of his feet, grabbed his shoulders, and then lifted him up and flew towards the manhole.

"Don't stop after you get out, and stay further away."

The fisherman's voice was heard, and then it was drowned out by the whistling wind.

The two men followed his advice and continued running forward after getting out of the sewer, and stopped only when they reached the edge of a plane tree.

Just as he took two breaths, a column of blood pushed open the manhole cover, shot up into the sky and turned into a bloody rain.

The roadside tree closest to the manhole cover was splashed and immediately turned into a pool of pus and blood. "Tsk, this blood is full of strong acid, right?"

Liu Zheng exclaimed.

"Fortunately, I knew that nothing good would happen if you went down there, so I put away the tree roots in advance."

The French plane tree also said with lingering fear.

Otherwise, you will be skinned alive if you don’t die.

"Accidents are all accidents."

"Are Mr. Fisherman and Mr. Killer-chan okay?"

Dr. Nile asked.

"He is an old man in the sewers, he should be fine. Brother Sha has a dragon robe and shroud, he will definitely not die."

Liu Zheng replied.

"That's good. If nothing else, I'll go back to the clinic. Let me know if there's any news."

Doctor Nile said.

Although the Sphinx promised to protect the clinic, it certainly didn't care as much as he did.

"Okay, I'll go with you then."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"No need, just go do what you need to do."

Doctor Nile flatly refused.

"Hey, are you the kind of person who would kill me after I've done my job? Are you afraid that I'll drink a few more cups of tea from you?"

He said dissatisfiedly.

"Haha, I don't know who just wanted to eat shit and kiss my daughter."

"Then I haven't eaten yet?"

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"You are not allowed to kiss even if you haven't eaten!"

Doctor Nile made a mummy-style insulting gesture at him and then flew away.

"Hahaha, idiot human, you're still annoying to humans and dogs."

The plane tree said gloatingly.

"What do you know? This is called saying one thing and doing another. Don't be fooled by their words. I don't know how much they respect me in their hearts."

Liu Zheng defended.

"Pah! The people from the Environmental Sanitation Department will be here soon. If you don't want to be caught and fined by them, get out of here right now."

Said the French plane tree.

"It wasn't me who did it, so why should I be afraid?"

He started running as he spoke.

The Environmental Sanitation Bureau certainly doesn't have the courage to collect fines for the sewer pipes, but they not only have the courage to collect fines from him, but they are also very brave.

Liu Zheng didn't stop until he had run two blocks away.

Now he faces a new problem: where to go next?

After thinking about it, he decided to go find Wang Manni first.

The mermaid and the vampire girl should be at work now, and Liu Zheng doesn't want to be electrocuted by the red devil girl again.

When he arrived at Xihe Center, he first went to Bad Luck Coffee.

Looking at the deer head still dripping with blood, Liu Zheng remembered the headless deer corpse he saw in Si Xue's office last time.

By the way, Si Xue also asked him to exchange the deer corpse and the sewer for his brain.

If the sewer is not needed, then he can.
Thinking of this, Liu Zheng walked into Bad Luck Coffee.

"welcome."

The clerk immediately floated over.

“How many will you come today?”

the clerk asked with a smile.

Liu Zheng is considered one of their big customers, and the number of orders placed by one person is more than that of the entire company.

"Don't worry, I want to discuss business with you."

He waved his tentacles.

"What business do you want to discuss?"

the clerk asked.

"Are you in charge?"

Liu Zheng looked at him with sidelong eyes.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have that permission."

the clerk said.

"Then call someone who can make the decision."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"Then please wait a moment."

The clerk glanced at the diamond-shaped brooch on his chest and said politely.

The clerk went back behind the counter, picked up a pair of scissors and stabbed it into the heart that connected all the clerks.

All the shop assistants screamed together, and blood spurted out from the hole like a faucet, forming a blood curtain in the air.

A human face protruded out on the blood curtain, and judging from the facial features, it should be a man.

"What business do you want to discuss? Human."

A clerk said.

"I want to remind you that if the business you want to discuss does not satisfy me, I will make you suffer."

Another clerk continued.

"If you lie, I have the power to make you my employee."

The next clerk continued.

The three shop assistants all made the same sound.

"Don't worry, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

Faced with the other party's threat, Liu Zheng was not afraid and even lay down directly on the sofa.

"Then go ahead, my time is valuable."

Another clerk urged.

"Do you want the body of the deer head at the door?"

He said leisurely.

"Ok?"

The blood curtain shook violently, and the outline of the human face became blurred.

"The deer's body is in your hands?"

A clerk asked in a deep voice.

"Not now, but soon."

Liu Zheng replied.

"How much do you want?"

Another clerk asked.

"One hundred million."

He casually reported a number.

"Human, it seems you overestimate the role that deer can play for us."

A clerk sneered.

One hundred million is enough to buy a headless deer carcass, or even hire someone to go abroad and catch another one.

"I'm asking for an exorbitant price, but you can pay me right here."

Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.

"one million."

Another clerk said.

"Haha, do I look like an idiot to you?"

he sneered.

An old vampire's fortune is worth millions, but how can something that the owner of a bloody restaurant would trade for a brain with a sewer be worth only one million?"

"Human, if you want to talk business, you'd better find out the price of the goods first."

A clerk said expressionlessly.

"That makes sense. Wait a minute."

Liu Zheng nodded, and then made a phone call in person.

"Ah, Mr. Liu, you're back from outside the border so soon?"

Wang Manni's voice, both happy and surprised, came from the other end of the phone.

The good news is that Liu Zheng is back, so her previous investment has not been in vain, and she will definitely get a rich return.

What surprised her was that Liu Zheng came back so quickly, beyond her expectations.

"It's just overseas procurement. It's not something I can do easily with my ability."

Liu Zheng said loudly.

He noticed that when the word "exit" was mentioned, the blood curtain fluctuated again.

"Yes, yes, do you have any instructions for me?"

Wang Manni's attitude was even more respectful than to her own boss.

"Oh, I'm here to discuss business with the Unlucky Coffee downstairs. I want to sell them the body of their signature deer head, but I don't know the right price, so I want you to help me find out."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay, I'll go ask right away. But my ability is limited, so I may not be able to give you an accurate answer."

Wang Manni said cautiously.

After all, although it is the same building, there is actually no connection between the two companies.

"It's okay. Since you have limited abilities, you can ask your deputy director or someone at a higher level for help. You can tell them that after I come back this time, Peacock and Mr. Li will no longer be a problem."

he said lightly.

(End of this chapter)