It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 324 Fisherman: Why don’t you fix this kid’s brain?

"What do you think a dragon looks like?"

Doctor Nile asked rhetorically.

"There are two kinds. One is a giant lizard with wings that can breathe fire, and the other has horns on its head, a head like a horse, and a body like a snake."

Liu Zheng took out his draft book and made a rough sketch.

"With your drawing skills, you'd be embarrassed to draw a dog."

Doctor Nile said with disgust.

"Hey, what are you talking about? How can you talk like that?"

he yelled.

"hehe."

Doctor Nile took the paper and pen and started writing quickly.

Soon, a mythical beast appeared on the draft book.

Although it was just a pencil sketch, the sacred and majestic aura was still vividly displayed on the paper.

"how?"

He picked at the bandage.

"Just so-so."

Liu Zheng said stubbornly.

"You are just like an ox or a horse. Your mouth is the most stubborn part of your body."

Doctor Nile showed the painting to Sycamore.

"The Pteranodon is different from the two dragons you mentioned. It is closer to birds."

he continued.

The mythical beast on the draft book had two huge bat-like wings, and there were wing-like decorations on its head and various joints of its body. Its segmented body gave people a mechanical feeling.

“It looks like a robot.”

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"That is armor, armor forged from the power of Ra and gold."

Doctor Nile said.

"Can you still take it off? Wearing this every day will make it inconvenient to sleep and poop, right?"

he asked curiously.

".How about I beat this guy up first, and then we can talk?"

Doctor Nile said to the plane tree.

"I have no problem with that, just don't let the blood splash on my soil. The blood of this idiot human is too smelly and will dirty my roots."

Said the French plane tree.

"You hate the smell of my blood and you're still trying to eat me every day. What? Do you like eating shit too?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes wide open.

"Idiot human, say it again if you dare!"

The plane tree was furious, and its originally wilted branches and leaves stood up.

"Okay, okay, stop scolding yourselves and get down to business."

Doctor Nile was trying to mediate the fight.

"Humph."

The man and the tree turned their heads away.

"Except for Ra, no one has ever seen the true appearance of the Pteranodon. However, when the Pteranodon is fatally injured, the armor will turn into a raging fire that wraps it. As long as the flames are not extinguished, the Pteranodon will not truly die. The Pteranodon in this state is called Ra's Phoenix."

Doctor Nile drew another picture, in which the firebird spread its wings and was about to fly.

"Well, this looks more like a bird."

"That's right. There was once a priest who loved traveling and went to the far east, where he saw the legendary phoenix. He speculated that the pterosaur and the phoenix should be distant relatives."

Doctor Nile nodded.

"So if Dai Lego can evolve into a Phoenix, it can also evolve into a Pteranodon, right?"

"Yes. Of course, I still need to perform a ceremony and ask for my Lord's blessing."

Doctor Nile said.

"Which one is stronger, the Winged Dragon or the Phoenix?"

The plane tree asked.

"Of course, the Pteranodon is more powerful."

Dr. Nile said without hesitation.

"Of course, this is compared to the phoenix that the priest saw."

he added.

"What about the Pteranodon from before?"

"Died in battle."

Doctor Nile said with a sad face.

"Didn't you just say that the Pteranodon wouldn't die unless the flames were extinguished?"

The plane tree asked.

"Even the sun will fade one day, so how can a flame never go out? In that earth-shattering war between gods, the previous generation of Winged Dragon died under the siege of several evil gods in order to protect my master."

Doctor Nile said.

"If I become a pterosaur, I will also have to obey the orders of your god, right?"

"Of course. The Winged Dragon was born from the power of my Lord. It is not only my Lord's subordinate, but also my Lord's offspring and my Lord's clone."

Doctor Nile replied.

Wow, what a sun god version of the Trinity.

Liu Zheng, who was listening in, raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, you sound so nice, but you're still just someone else's dog."

The plane tree sneered.

"Aren't you also a tree planted by the City Hall now?"

Dr. Nile said calmly.

In this world, if you want to survive, you have to be a dog. All you can do is choose a good master for yourself.

"At least the City Hall doesn't need my protection, nor does it need me to risk my life."

The plane tree retorted.

"My Lord doesn't need you to do anything for the time being. The cultivation of gods often takes thousands of years. By the time my Lord needs you to fight for Him, you might have already killed yourself."

Doctor Nile told Liu Zheng some true things for Liu Zheng's sake.

In fact, Ra was almost dead in the last war of gods.

To recover to the point where it can jump around again, it would normally take at least five or six thousand years.

"Then what do I get?"

Said the French plane tree.

"First, you will receive help from the 'Descendants of Ra.'"

Doctor Nile said.

"There are only three descendants of Ra left now, and one of them is a traitor."

Liu Zheng interrupted.

"Hey, is there anyone who would spoil the show like you?"

Dr. Nile glared at him.

"You just hurt me with it."

He rolled his eyes.

"With your broken mouth, I'm lucky I didn't hit you. Secondly, you will be able to complete the evolution smoothly."

Doctor Nile continued.

"With just you, your people, and that half-dead god, can you protect me?"

The plane tree doubted.

"You don't need our protection."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"If you want to evolve into a Pteranodon, you must also turn into an egg first. But unlike the fragile phoenix egg, the Pteranodon egg is when it is at its strongest."

"When the Pteranodon is in the form of an egg, beings below my master status cannot even touch it, let alone attack it. Of course, the Pteranodon egg cannot actively attack others."

"And once you break out of your shell, you won't need protection any more."

"Because Pterosaurs are born strong?"

The plane tree asked.

"That's not the case. Since Pteranodon cannot be tamed and is not tasty, no one should come to capture you."

Doctor Nile shrugged.

"Not necessarily."

Liu Zheng muttered to himself.

Given Si Xue's love for gold, she might catch the pterosaur and skin it to use as a bathrobe.

"I'll think about it again."

The French plane tree pondered for a moment and said.

"Of course. Yeah."

Doctor Nile glanced at Liu Zheng, hesitated for a moment, and then spoke.

"Actually, if you can't decide, you can choose to evolve into a phoenix first."

"why?"

"As long as you haven't completed the five virtues, you are not a complete Phoenix. You can still go through the ritual to reincarnate into a Winged Dragon," Dr. Nile explained.

However, it is extremely difficult to complete the practice of the five virtues in a metropolis, which is equivalent to providing a way out for the plane tree.

Of course, for "La", it would be safer to evolve into a Pteranodon at the beginning of its evolution.

If it wasn't for Liu Zheng's sake, Doctor Nile wouldn't have said it so quickly.

After promoting the corporate culture of the "La" cult for a while, the two said goodbye to the plane trees and walked towards the manhole cover.

"How come you still remember so much?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

Isn't it said that once you enter the metropolis, your memories before entering will be blocked?
"'Ra' told me. All 'Ra's' priests will go to 'Ra's' kingdom after death, and their life experiences will be displayed before 'Ra'."

"Of course, in order not to cause dissatisfaction with the city hall, God Ra can't tell me too much."

Dr. Nile explained.

His situation is considered an unspoken rule, so it’s okay to speak it out.

But there are pros and cons. The city hall supervises believers more strictly than ordinary residents.

“City Hall is awesome.”

Liu Zheng sighed.

Every time he came into contact with a new field, he would refresh his understanding of the strength of the city hall.

"Aren't you already connected with the city hall?"

Dr. Nile glanced at the brooch on his chest and said.

After a trip across the border, he became a family member of a city hall employee when he came back. This guy's ability to build relationships is truly amazing.

"Hey, it's just something a kid wears for fun, it's not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Liu Zheng puffed out his chest as he spoke.

"Haha. Do you think your friend will agree to become a Pteranodon?"

In order to avoid being treated as Versailles by him, Dr. Nile changed the subject.

"I don't think so."

He shook his head.

"Oh why?"

"If it wasn't for freedom, it wouldn't have wanted to evolve into a phoenix in the first place."

Liu Zheng said.

No matter how safe Pterosaur eggs are, are they as safe as roadside trees?

How can the blessing of the god "La" compare to the iron fist of the city hall?

"Maybe, but it'll figure it out one day."

Doctor Nile also said this with confidence.

The probability of completing the five virtues cultivation in the metropolis is about 0, just like cattle and horses not being greedy for money and Liu Zheng not being a servile person.

And a phoenix that is unable to complete the practice of the five virtues has no freedom at all.

"That's its own business."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

He will help his friends make plans, but he won't help them make choices.

Besides, French Plantain is much stronger than him, so he won't be so reckless.

When we got out of the manhole, the fisherman was already waiting at the exit.

"Lao Deng, were you bitten by a fish while fishing?"

Liu Zheng immediately noticed the damage on his palm.

"You're asking questions even though you already know the answer, right? Believe it or not, I'll break off your fingers too."

The fisherman glared.

"You also broke your fingers last time, how come it grew?"

"You're f*cking leaving the country, how can it be the same? Giving you that one finger is more expensive than ordering takeout twice."

The fisherman said through gritted teeth.

This is also the fault of the fire mage, who gave him perfect quality equipment right from the start.

According to his original plan, giving a few fish with special functions would be enough.

"It's okay, it's fine. With one finger missing, you look more unique. I'll talk to the Ama and ask her to make some pork rib soup for you."

Liu Zheng patted the fisherman on the shoulder and said.

"If I can't drink the haenyeo's soup this week, I'll drink your pork ribs soup."

The fisherman said expressionlessly.

"Easy to say, easy to say."

He will be gone by Monday, leaving only some dead skin on his hooves for the fisherman.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Nile."

Doctor Nile took the opportunity to introduce himself.

"Just call me Fisherman."

The fisherman held out his hand and shook it.

"You are so familiar with this boy, why don't you help him heal his brain?"

The fisherman taunted.

"Unfortunately, in his case, even if I perform brain surgery on him, he will soon grow back to his original state. Brain disability is completeness for him. This belongs to the realm of philosophy. Medicine can do nothing about it."

Dr. Nile said seriously.

"If you two keep teasing me, I'll ask Sesha and the Ama out to play."

Liu Zheng said with a bad look on his face.

"impossible!"

"You're dreaming!"

The two old fathers roared together.

"Haha, one of you relies on me to cure your daughter's brain, and the other relies on me to drive away the yellow hair from your daughter. What can you use to fight me?"

He said proudly.

".Hurry up, get out of here after you finish your work. I'm annoyed by the sight of you."

The fisherman became angry and embarrassed.

He swung out his arm, which had become a fishing rod, and fished the seaplane out of the lower river.

"Why is it still the same thing? I thought they would change the equipment."

Liu Zheng complained.

"It looks the same, but the gameplay is different. How about it, do you want to try it?"

The fisherman asked maliciously.

"Forget it, games are the root of all evil, and young people like us with lofty ideals must resolutely resist them."

He looked righteous and dignified.

"Pfft. Please, doctor."

The fisherman spat on the ground and made an inviting gesture to Doctor Nile.

"If the operation is successful, I will feed you a ton of shit through the sewer."

Doctor Nile got on the plane and threatened Liu Zheng.

"Okay, I'll go and give Cesha a French kiss right after I finish eating."

He said nonchalantly.

"Fuck you!"

No matter how elegant and easy-going the High Priest was, he was still made to speak foul language by Liu Zheng.

"Shut up, you."

The fisherman took out a dead fish from somewhere and stuffed it into Liu Zheng's mouth.

He bit it subconsciously and almost knocked out all his teeth.

He raised his tentacles and tried to pull it out, but found that the surface of the dead fish secreted a glue-like mucus that stuck to his mouth tightly.

The key point is that the mucus is smelly and fishy, ​​like canned herrings soaked in ophiopogon water and exposed to the sun for three days.

"yue!"

Liu Zheng was retching from the smoke, but couldn't vomit, so the acid sprayed out directly from his nose.

"Deserve it!"

Doctor Nile felt relieved and entered the game happily.

"Why do you have to do this?"

After the game started, the fisherman also took out the stinky fish from Liu Zheng's mouth.

"What's the difference between a life without being a jerk and a salted fish? Besides, being a jerk makes you happy and others happy too, so what's wrong with that?"

Liu Zheng took out a bottle of water from the takeaway box and spoke while rinsing his mouth.

“I don’t find myself happy.”

The fisherman curled his lips.

"Isn't Doctor Nile very happy?"

He smiled.

"You have to smile when playing games. If you enter the game nervously, your chances of completing the game will be lower, right?"

"You have good intentions. What? Are you really planning to seduce his daughter?"

The fisherman's eyes flickered.

"I just don't want to waste a rare item."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

(End of this chapter)