It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 183 Liu Zheng: I'm a dog
"My husband is very powerful. He will give your crotch a pinch."

A very penetrating female voice sang.

"Pinch your hips."

"Pinch your hips."

The bikini insects also sang along.

Some are the buzzing of flies.

Some are the hissing sounds of poisonous snakes.

Some are the croaking sounds of toads.

Some are the friction sounds of centipedes crawling on the ground.

More than a dozen different kinds of human-like but inhuman singing voices formed a terrifying yet harmonious symphony, which penetrated into Liu Zheng's ear holes and stirred in his brain.

And his crotch was still enduring their fierce attack.

The large bullets were shattered into pieces by their grasping and biting, and then divided and eaten.

Then, he was instantly reborn under the influence of some force, and then was pinched and bitten violently again.

The pain that exceeded human limits continued to beat Liu Zheng's intuition.

The pain-reducing effect brought by "flesh and blood deformation" was infinitely weakened. He could only rely on the strong will forged from countless flesh and blood rebirths to withstand the triple torture from pain, hearing, and vision.

After his hips were pinched for who knows how long, his singing finally changed.

"I'm not trying to drive you away. I'm trying to drive you away. My husband will do it if he sees me."

All the bikini poisonous insects disappeared in an instant, and a huge figure appeared from the distant mountains and rushed towards Liu Zheng.

When I got closer to him, I realized that this was not a real person, but a faceless silhouette.

It looked down at Liu Zheng. Its height of more than ten meters brought him deep fear without doing anything.

Then it slapped.

"You come down and he's big, so beating you is like beating a dog."

The singing continued.

Under the fierce palm wind, Liu Zheng found that his body was constantly shrinking and deforming.

In the end, he really turned into a long-haired dog with white fur, red nose, red eyes and red mouth.

Liu Zheng even knew this kind of dog.

This dog is called Xiasi Dog. It is a famous dog in Guizhou Province in reality and the only world-class hunting dog breed in China.

"I'm so awesome."

He chuckled.

"Where is my master?"

Liu Zheng thought again.

"It's so scary. I want to run away and find my master."

He saw the slap coming down and started running frantically.

As expected of a world-class hunting dog, he spread his four legs and escaped from the area covered by the palm like the wind, his white fur blooming like a dandelion in the wind.

"Where am I running to?"

Liu Zheng thought.

He saw the stilt houses in the distance.

Yes, the master must be there.

Liu Zheng ran frantically.

He stuck out his equally red tongue, spitting out saliva.

Behind him, there were the sounds of huge footsteps and the thunderous breathing of a giant.

Liu Zheng is most afraid of thunder.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

He whimpered pathetically.

But he knew that as long as he found his master, he would be protected.

The master is the most powerful in the world, so there is no need to be afraid even if there is thunder.

Master, master, where are you?
Liu Zheng was getting closer and closer to the stilt house.

He saw it, he saw the small door and the little owner squatting on the long bluestone steps.

She also saw Liu Zheng.

She stood up and ran towards Liu Zheng. The silver ornaments on her body collided with each other, making pleasant tinkling sounds.

That was also the voice Liu Zheng was most familiar with.

“Woof woof (master)!”

He leaped forward, ready to throw himself into that little embrace.

And she also stretched out her hand hidden in the five-color batik sleeves, ready to welcome his return.

"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompt sound penetrated all other sounds and went straight into Liu Zheng's soul.

His eyes changed and he twisted his waist abruptly, flipping in the air.

When he landed, he had turned back into the tentacle man.

The small figure opposite Liu Zheng also turned into a zombie wearing formal clothes and with a half-weathered body.

Different kinds of poisonous insects were drilling in and out of her body, sometimes preying on each other, and sometimes gnawing on the remaining internal organs and flesh.

They suddenly looked at Liu Zheng together, with smart and vicious light flashing in their little eyes.

"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompt sounded again.

"Again?"

He felt something was wrong and wanted to step back.

But the familiar gust of wind came again, and it was obvious that the giant had swung his hand again.

There is a wolf in front and a tiger behind.

Liu Zheng gritted his teeth, walked around the zombies and rushed into the stilt house.

His actions aroused the attention of the poisonous insects, and the buzzing sound of their flapping wings filled the air.

Some wingless poisonous insects simply bent their bodies and shot towards him.

Fortunately, Liu Zheng was very close to the door.

In addition, his attributes did not fail, and he rushed into the gate in one step.

But after passing through the gate of the stilt house, what he saw were the two fluttering butterflies and the dazzlingly gorgeous landscape background.

"You actually cracked all the locks."

The shop owner looked at Liu Zheng as if he were a monster.

"Are you human or not? Are you so awesome just because you have the blood of a black goat kid?"

"My abilities today have never been based on bloodline."

He said righteously.

He was telling the truth, and the system must have agreed with that.

"Haha. If ordinary humans could be as awesome as you, Metropolis would have been ruled by humans long ago."

If the owner hadn't been afraid of dripping and dirtying the floor, he would have spat a large, thick, yellow phlegm into Liu Zheng's face.

"Who is ruling Metropolis now?"

Liu Zheng followed up on his words and asked.

"Yes"

The shop owner was about to speak when he realized what was happening and held back. "You're still expecting to get information for free? No way. You really are worthy of being Niu Ma's little brother. You look exactly like the one who always wants to get something for free."

He looked at Liu Zheng with contempt ×4.

"Just give it a try. It doesn't cost anything to try."

Liu Zheng spread out his tentacles and said.

He was just trying to get information out of habit, and didn't really care if he failed.

Who is the ruler of the metropolis or what race it is? This kind of information seems important, but it is actually useless to him, a player who just wants to do a quick job and leave.

The system doesn't expect him to overthrow the ruler of the metropolis in a dozen days, right? No way, no way?

"Hmph. I mean what I say. Take the stuff."

The shop owner handed the skill CD to Liu Zheng, and the item introduction finally popped up.

"Name: Damaged Sheriff's Bureau Temporary Worker Skill Training CD"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After use, you will gain a random offensive skill, which is most likely to be a consumable skill, with a small chance of being an active skill, and a very small chance of being a passive skill."

“Note: The good thing about being a temporary worker at the city hall is that if you make a sacrifice, you will actually receive a pension.”

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"You can't take the copy out."

Liu Zheng sighed secretly.

It must be very difficult to acquire passive skills. If possible, he would like to save them for use later when his luck value is higher or he obtains luck items.

I don’t know if the fisherman still has black koi.

But even if he had it, he wouldn't dare to use it.

After using it last time, Liu Zhengguang experienced life and death situations several times.

If it weren't for the cattle and horses that helped ward off the disaster, he would have been in the cemetery by now.

If Niuma were willing to help him buy a piece of land for a grave.

Moreover, Liu Zheng now has several times more karma than before, and each one is more deadly than the last.

If he uses black koi again, I'm afraid even cows and horses won't be able to help him carry it.

However, he had a lucky clown card on him and had eaten the sea bream from the Ebisu God, so his luck value was higher than that of ordinary players, so it was not a loss.

When he goes back later, he will let the big white goose help him turn into a clown, and then use the CD.

With Big Brother’s makeup skills, you can definitely maximize the effect of the Lucky Joker card.

"Let's go out and pick out some magazines."

The owner said.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng agreed verbally but did not move.

"Why? You want to read those books?"

The shop owner followed his gaze.

"A little curious."

He tells the truth.

"Then take a look."

The shop owner said generously.

"free?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"free."

The shop owner nodded.

"That's it."

He walked out of the small dark room without looking back, leaving the two butterflies, like drunken butterflies, in the colorful world.

Back in the lobby, Liu Zheng suppressed all his curiosity in his mind.

If the store owner offers a high price, then he might actually try it. What good will it do if he sees it?

But the owner actually offered it for free, so Liu Zheng wouldn't watch it even if he forced him to.

After spending a few days in the metropolis, he came to understand a truth deeply.

Free things are the most expensive, and what’s often required is more than just your life.

"When you get scared, you look exactly like a cow or a horse."

The shop owner chased out and said.

"Perhaps we are brothers who have been separated for many lifetimes."

Liu Zheng said casually.

"So the more I look at you, the more I hate you. Hurry up, buy your things and get out of here. I'm afraid I'll treat you like a beast of burden."

The shop owner said impatiently.

"Why don't you just help me choose? You must know what it likes."

He said.

"I help it choose? I wish I could stick the thickest toy through its fur and into its mouth."

The shop owner said through gritted teeth.

"Then you'll just have to endure me hanging around in front of you. Let me make it clear, I might take a long time to choose."

"You won't. I know a newbie like you can't come out without an order."

The shop owner said proudly.

"Then did you know that I can have people order takeout with a long time limit?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

"You, a newcomer, have this ability?"

The shop owner expressed disbelief.

"Did you hear the explosion this morning?"

"I heard it, and it shook my sausage off."

The owner nodded.

"I did it. I blew up that street."

He said calmly.

"."

After being silent for a moment, the owner became happy.

"Niu Ma is really lucky to have a little brother like you."

he laughed.

"I think so."

Liu Zheng said shamelessly.

"Okay, then I'll help you choose, and I'll make sure it cums until it pees blood."

The owner said.

"Sure. By the way, do you have any toys with a higher durability?"

he asked suddenly.

(End of this chapter)