It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 182: Surrounded by bikinis is not necessarily heaven
"Then wait a moment."

The owner said helplessly.

Then he squatted down and searched for a long time, and finally found a corn sausage.

"Want to grill it?"

the shopkeeper asked.

"No need, just give it to me."

Liu Zheng said generously.

I took the corn sausage, but there was no introduction to the item.

"Not even a piece of junk."

He curled his lips.

Never mind, you can’t ask for too much for free stuff.

"Then let's get started."

Liu Zheng pulled the whole corn sausage apart and swallowed it in a few bites.

"Then come in."

The shopkeeper opened the door of the newsagent's shop.

"You don't want to close the door and beat the dog, do you?"

He said alertly.

"I don't need to close the door, I can blow your head off right now."

The shopkeeper raised the double-barreled shotgun again.

"If I die, you won't be able to live."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"I'll die if I want to. How comfortable do you think I am living guarding this newsstand?"

The shop owner sneered.

"After all, he is a self-employed person, which is better than those of us who work for others."

He comforted in return.

"Oh, you'll know in a moment."

The owner was too lazy to say more, so he waved and asked him to come in quickly.

Liu Zheng took out a teething stick and held it in his hand before walking into the newsstand.

The shop owner saw it but didn't pay any attention to his little action.

Once you enter the newsstand, you'll find a whole new world inside.

Although it is not as exaggerated as Si Xue’s cave, it is also the size of an ordinary bookstore.

A wide variety of books, magazines, and pamphlets are placed on the densely packed bookshelves, and the walls and sides of the bookshelves are covered with various posters.

The books for sale were as unclear as those outside, but the posters were very high-definition and without any coding.

The first thing Liu Zheng saw was a pink starfish, which was posing in front of him.

It has the head of a lantern fish and the tail of a starfish.

Or maybe the tail is a lantern fish and the head is a starfish.

The lantern fish does not have a lantern on its head, but a thick, curved strip of meat with a button-sized round protrusion at the end.

The middle of the starfish is not a crack, but a tight round hole with many wrinkles on the edges.

Liu Zheng opened his mouth to speak, but stopped.
"Did you see it?"

The shop owner who came over raised his eyebrows.

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."

He quickly denied it.

"Yes, this is the latest trend."

"No! Don't say it!"

Liu Zheng shouted in despair.

"A dual-use self-masturbator for both men and women, and it's a special version for male Piyan."

Of course the shop owner ignored him, but he still spoke out.

"No, no, I heard nothing."

Liu Zheng covered his ear holes and hypnotized himself madly.

Are you kidding? If he accepts the existence of such cult toys, how can he look at his collections when he returns to reality?

He spent a lot of money and effort to collect them.

"That's unbearable. You're still a human being."

The shop owner looked down upon him.

"Are you, well, you really aren't."

Liu Zheng glanced at the shop owner and said.

Under the baggy leather jacket, there was no torso or legs, but a huge sausage of pure meat.

There are some black spots on the surface of the sausage, which should be black pepper.

"The sausage you just handed me"

He suddenly had an association.

"Yeah, it's so expensive to purchase from takeout."

The shop owner said as a matter of course.

"Phew, that was a close call."

Fortunately, he didn't like pure meat sausages, so he asked the owner to change them to starch ones.

"By the way, do you have any misunderstandings about humans? We humans also have conservatives, okay?"

Liu Zheng felt it necessary to justify his race.

"Yes, but you humans' conservatives are either in the city hall or in the factory. If you were a conservative and wandering around the city like you, you would have died long ago."

The owner said.

He was in charge of the newsstand, and there were many strange residents coming and going to buy things, so he was quite well-informed.

"cut."

Liu Zheng found that he had no way to refute it.

As for the things he did to survive, although it cannot be said that he had no bottom line, it can also be said that he had no moral integrity at all. Even the radicals thought it was too radical.

"Come here."

The owner led him into a small room inside.

There was no light in the narrow room, only the screen of an old, big-butt color TV was on.

There was no image on the screen, but instead the classic colorful "big disc" pattern.

When Liu Zheng was a child, he didn’t know what this was, but later he found out after he looked it up online out of boredom.

This is called a "TV signal test chart". The various colors and lines on it represent various parameter indicators of the TV picture tube, which can show the color difference, brightness and level of the TV screen display, so that maintenance personnel can understand the situation more easily.

Below the color TV is a DVD player, which looks not much younger than him.

Not to mention, Liu Zheng really misses the days when he used to go around looking for CDs.

He can still remember clearly the incident in particular, when he found a disc that he shouldn't have found and went to a classmate's house to watch it, which led to his classmate being beaten by his parents while he watched on with glee.

"Aren't you here for books? Why are you asking me to watch a DVD?"

Liu Zheng put away his smug smile and asked.

"Who told you that you can't play books on DVD?"

The shop owner looked at him as if he were a bumpkin.

".OK."

Don't ask, it's the Metropolitan's characteristic black technology. The owner took out a paper box from under the DVD player, and inside it was a stack of books covered with oil paper.

There was nothing on the cover, just some suspicious white spots mixed with red.

"Here, that's all. Put it in the DVD and it will play automatically. After you finish reading one, I can sell you the magazine. After you finish reading three or more, I'll give you a 50% discount. After you finish reading five or more, I can sell you the non-sale items."

"What if I read all of them?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Although he was not sure how many books he could read, he still had to negotiate the terms first.

"If you can finish reading all of them, I will give you a big treasure."

The owner said.

"The big treasure you're talking about isn't that starfish?"

Liu Zhengxu asked with his eyes fixed.

"I don't have the stock you want yet. It's very popular. Every time it's in stock, it's sold out."

The owner said.

"What is that? Check it for me first, or I won't look at it."

He said.

It was hard for him to have any expectations for the things sold in the newsstand.

"Look at your suspicious look, you really are worthy of being a human being."

The owner was contemptuous again.

Liu Zheng remained unmoved.

Just despise him if you want. After he entered this world, there must be at least ten people who despise him, so this pure meat sausage is not a big deal.

"Wait."

Seeing his firm attitude, the owner had no choice but to speak.

He squatted down and rummaged under the DVD player for a while, then found a box of discs.

"Give."

He handed the CD to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng opened the case and saw a half-full CD inside with no logo on it.

"what is this?"

he asked.

"The Sheriff's Department's temporary worker skills training CD."

The owner said.

“Why only half?”

"Nonsense, I dare to sell it intact, do you dare to buy it?"

The owner rolled his eyes.

Liu Zheng curled his lips and said nothing.

Who do you look down on?
If you have the guts to sell it to him in ten days, he would even dare to take it, not to mention a complete CD, even if you move the Public Security Bureau over.

"So what skills are in it?"

he asked.

It would be funny if it was something like quick typing or quick stamping.

"I don't know, but it should be offensive."

The manager shook his head.

"How many skills do you have?"

"I don't know. With this kind of scrap, you just have to take your chances, but it's guaranteed that there will be at least one."

The store manager said.

"alright."

Liu Zheng reluctantly agreed.

He was somewhat aware of the great reputation of the Sheriff's Bureau. Although he had only been arrested by the Green Vests once, that was because he had the support of the Bloody Restaurant.

Otherwise, he would have been caught by the Sheriff's Bureau and had to undergo a major memory recovery operation after that incident in the sewer.

The skills that the Sheriff's Bureau uses to train temporary workers shouldn't be too bad.

Moreover, Liu Zheng does lack offensive skills now.

"You're still not happy. Do you know how difficult it is to get this disc? If this batch of goods wasn't really important, I wouldn't give it out as a reward."

"Oh. Let's get started then."

He said.

"Then you should let it go."

"Please help me put it."

Liu Zheng said.

"Why?"

"This is such a difficult job, I have to conserve my energy."

He said confidently.

"Just do the manual work and conserve your energy."

The shopkeeper looked down upon me for the third time.

But he had no choice but to pick up a book and put it into the DVD player.

“Look at the screen.”

The shop owner said, and then closed his eyes.

Liu Zheng also wanted to close his eyes, but he had to be loyal to the person who entrusted him with the task, so he could only stare at the TV with wide eyes.

A burst of noisy electronic music sounded, and two butterflies flew down from the upper left corner of the screen.

As the butterflies flap their wings, brightly colored landscape patterns with ultra-high contrast extend from their wings across the screen.

Five large golden characters "Mao Zhenduo Film and Television" appeared in the center of the screen, then flew out of the screen and hit Liu Zheng on the forehead.

His vision went dark in an instant, and when he woke up again he was already in the center of a square.

The square is surrounded by white Roman columns, but in the distance are stilt houses full of southwestern ethnic minority style.

Just as Liu was about to observe carefully, a passionate and dynamic music suddenly sounded.

The moment the music started, he could no longer control his body and began to twist his body to the music.

At the same time, more than a dozen dancers in bikinis appeared in the square to dance with him.

However, Liu Zheng was not happy at all.

Because those wearing bikinis are not human beings, but fat drug addicts.

They look different, yet they are all the same.

Because all of their characteristics are taken from more than a dozen poisonous insects such as centipedes, silkworms, earthworms, spiders, venomous snakes, toads, etc., and then randomly combined.

Liu Zheng looked at their swaying limbs, then at the stilt houses in the distance, and inexplicably thought of a legendary existence.

Gu insect.

As the music played, the bikini insects moved closer and closer to him until they surrounded him.

Then, the prelude finally ended, and a high-pitched and loud voice suddenly sounded.

"Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake friends"

Upon hearing the song, the bikini insects stretched out their forelimbs, and those without forelimbs squatted down and stretched out their mouthparts.

"grass!"

Liu Zheng only had time to curse before he was attacked by the group.

(End of this chapter)