It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 165 Si Xue: Come back after washing

"Did you secretly go out to eat shit behind my back?"

Niuma blurted out, and immediately realized that something was wrong.

"Did you secretly eat shit after you went out?"

It changed its tone.

“I didn’t eat shit, but I got beaten by shit.”

Liu Zheng recounted the story of using the sewer to clear the intestines and relieve constipation.

"Tsk, how come you always run into this kind of shit?"

The cattle and horses were amazed.

"Who made me unlucky?"

He was also speechless.

When people are chosen by some god, they either fight for life and death in movies or start a harem in anime.

He was brought to this weird world like Metropolis, where he either helps people find trouble or helps them have bowels.

"Then wait for me to ask the boss for instructions."

Niuma said.

Although the restaurant has no requirements on the deliveryman’s return time, it is definitely not okay for him to stay outside all the time.

"Boss, hurry up. I don't feel safe staying outside."

Liu Zheng said.

"understood."

Niuma hung up the phone.

He turned and looked at the buildings not far away, where several shadows were wandering.

From the moment he left Rose Street, Liu Zheng felt that something was following him, and the number of people was increasing.

I didn't expect that after entering the restaurant, these few were the only ones left.

If I'm not mistaken, they were all attracted by the smell of shit on him, and the remaining few are the winners of the competition.

However, they didn't dare to enter the restaurant and could only watch from outside.

If Liu Zheng stepped out of this circle, he would be attacked by them immediately.

But he was not particularly panicked. He had followed for so long without taking any action, so he should not be that strong.

At worst, he could just run back to the French Plane Tree and spend 100,000 yuan to take a shower.

A few minutes later, Niu Ma called.

"The boss told you to find a place to wash yourself clean and come back. If you can't wash it clean, she will use lava to wash it for you."

Niuma's tone was full of gloating.

"Can't you get a plumbing hookup from the kitchen to flush it for me?"

Liu Zheng sighed.

"Of course not. How would it look if someone saw a naked man taking a shower outside a restaurant?"

"Okay. Where can I wash it? A fire hydrant costs 100,000 yuan. I can't afford it."

he asked.

"Where are you now?"

Niuma asked.

“The exit of the takeaway lane.”

"Then walk away from the exit and to your left. After about four or five kilometers, you will see the bathhouse."

Niuma thought for a moment and said.

"Ah, there are bathhouses in the metropolis?"

Liu Zheng said in surprise.

"How refreshing! How can such a big city not have bathhouses? Not only does it have them, but there are also many different styles."

"What style is this bathhouse?"

he asked.

"I don't know about that. Anyway, everything inside is made of wood. You have to rinse yourself before taking a bath. After you're done, they'll ask if you want some milk or something."

Niuma said.

Oh, that's Japanese.

Liu Zheng has never been there, but he has seen it a lot in anime.

“Is it expensive?”

"If you just want to take a shower, the ticket is only a hundred yuan. But in your case, I guess there will be an additional charge, but it will only be a thousand yuan at most. There aren't many people at this time anyway."

Niuma said.

"That's fine."

A few thousand yuan was a huge sum of money for Liu Zheng who had just entered the dungeon, but it was just a small amount of money for him now.

"Is there anything I should be careful about?"

he asked again.

"It seems there is nothing special to pay attention to. Oh, by the way, there is a shrine between the men's and women's hot springs. If you move the shrine away, you can see the other side."

"But you'd better not be naughty. If you're lucky, you'll have a romantic encounter. If you're unlucky, you'll have a romantic encounter."

"What happens if you have bad luck?"

"I don't know, because those unlucky people never showed up again."

Niuma said.

"Got it. I definitely won't do that."

Liu Zheng said.

If it were a hot spring in real life, he might give in to his inner desire, but forget it in the metropolis.

What if once the shrine is moved away, you see a golden cow-horse posing in a coquettish manner on the opposite side?

Physical eyes can grow back if they are blind, but spiritual eyes can never grow back if they are blind.

"Hehe, that's what those people said before they disappeared."

Niuma put a flag on him.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng did not leave immediately, but opened the takeaway box first.

After opening the lunch box, a piece of hairy whole wheat bread blinked its little eyes and looked at him.

“Is it really just mealworms?”

Liu Zheng looked at the circle of long and thin legs like centipedes next to the whole wheat bread and felt a chill.

He should have thought of it earlier. The takeaway from the Bloody Restaurant focuses on realism.

Of course, the mealworms that blink after being blanched are also quite magical.

"Name: Blanched Mealworms"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Restores a moderate amount of physical strength."

"Note: The ultimate solution to the dispute between vegetarians and meat-eaters, of course, could also be the beginning of an all-out war."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

Such a piece of mealworms can actually restore a moderate amount of physical strength. No wonder those apocalyptic novels all raise insects.

Of course, Liu Zheng wouldn't eat it.

The mealworms looked plump and juicy, healthy and environmentally friendly, and the socially anxious spider would definitely like them. He put away the blanched mealworms, took out the human bone crutch, and walked in the direction that Niuma said.

With every step he took, the dark shadows became agitated.

By the time Liu Zheng reached the edge of the restaurant, their scarlet eyes had already been revealed.

"By the way, this is also considered a business trip, can I call a taxi?"

Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea and then did it.

"I got a portion of blanched mealworms. I'll lure it out and try it when I get back to the restaurant."

When the call was connected, the first thing he talked about was the socially anxious spider.

"Oh, well, it should like it then."

The driver agreed.

"As long as the work clothes are damaged, they should send new ones, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yes. But if you intentionally damage your work clothes, your salary will be deducted."

The driver replied.

"That doesn't matter."

He didn't expect to get paid anyway.

"Are you renting a car?"

The driver asked proactively.

"Yes, okay?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"According to the regulations, you definitely can't do this without a list in hand."

The driver hesitated.

"You don't have to deliver food to rent a car. I'm taking a shower on the orders of my boss, so it can be considered official business."

He sensed the driver's hesitation and gave chase.

"Okay. So what kind of car do you want to rent?"

The driver hesitated for a moment, but finally agreed to Liu Zheng's request.

“Just the Ferrari.”

"it is good."

Ten seconds later, the familiar Ferrari drove up in front of him.

"No wonder you wanted to rent a car, it turns out you were targeted by the Fly Man."

The driver looked into the distance and said.

"Fly Man?"

"Yes, they are an inferior species that feeds on garbage and decaying things. They are not very strong and have low intelligence, but because the Environmental Sanitation Department needs them to work, they are also included in the protection list. Even non-citizens cannot hunt them at will."

The driver introduced.

"There is such a thing. What if they attack me?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Of course you can just kill them. But I suggest you don't do that. Their bodies are worthless and they might explode when they die. The smell will last for a month or two."

the driver said.

"It doesn't matter. The smell on me won't go away anyway."

He said with a stern face.

"I was wondering how you could be targeted by the fly people. They are not very courageous and will not easily provoke people from the restaurant."

The driver suddenly realized.

"Can't you smell it?"

"I'm not a living person, of course I can't smell it."

the driver said.

"Ok."

If he is not a living person, then he is a dead person?

But looking at his appearance, he is somewhat different from ghosts like Porco Rosso.

"If you don't want to fight them, hire me to drive."

the driver said.

"Can't I get rid of them myself?"

"There's a reason why I charge so much."

The driver said mysteriously.

"Then trouble you."

Liu Zheng said decisively.

In the metropolis, the easiest things are the ones that can be solved with money.

When he got in the car, the driver didn't drive but pressed a button.

The exhaust port at the rear of the sports car fell off automatically, and two huge jet nozzles that looked like those taken from a fighter jet extended out.

The driver stepped lightly on the accelerator, and blue flames immediately spurted out of the nozzle.

The roar of the engine increased more than tenfold, shaking the entire street.

"Brilliant."

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up and his eyes moved slightly.

"Don't even think about it. This function is only available to me."

The driver saw through his thoughts at a glance.

"I didn't think of anything."

Liu Zheng said stubbornly.

The driver smiled faintly and stepped on the accelerator.

Dazzling blue flames gushed out from the nozzle, making the surrounding air blurry and illusory.

The body of the Ferrari shot out in an instant, and at the same time, the dark shadows that had been lurking also shot out.

When they were exposed to the sun, Liu Zheng finally saw their appearance clearly.

Rather than saying they are fly "people", it would be more accurate to say that they are monsters made of flesh and blood that have some fly and human characteristics.

They have flat, round heads, and two huge red compound eyes occupy two-thirds of the entire face.

They have two huge hooked teeth on their lower jaws, with the roots buried in the flesh tubes extending all the way to the protruding forehead.

There is also a circle of varying numbers of fleshy granulations on their lower jaws, with honeycomb-like holes on the granulations.

What is even more disgusting is their skinless torsos, which are covered with sparse, long, curly black hair, and beneath the black hair is light red, uneven fat.

Their bodies are abnormally hunched and their limbs are abnormally bent.

Two fleshy wings covered with mucus extend from their backs, and the criss-crossing mucus webs are the wings.

Looking at the speeding sports car, their fleshy buds twitched slightly, and the cavities opened and closed constantly, just like nostrils.

"Buzz buzz!"

The leading fly man made a sharp trembling sound, and the other fly men responded with the same trembling sound.

They formed a triangular formation with the fly man in the lead as the arrow and chased after Liu Zheng.

(End of this chapter)