It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 164 What to do if I don't go to the restaurant

Chapter 164 What to do if I can’t go back to the restaurant

"You thought the city hall was a sewer."

The fisherman was speechless.

"With the cosplay costume, even I can't be fooled."

"Then I'll go out and ask around. You can talk about the deputy director's matter again."

Liu Zheng said.

The fisherman knew a lot, but it was not timely, so he decided to go out and ask the nightingale or the novelist.

"He killed the deputy director of the Environmental Sanitation Department. This is both a bad thing and a good thing."

"The bad thing is that the Environmental Sanitation Department has a lot of power. Unless you can smooth things over with them, even the director of the Public Security Bureau won't be able to directly withdraw the arrest warrant."

"The good thing is that the Environmental Sanitation Department has a close relationship with the sewers. The last person who came to install the eggs in the sewers was from the Environmental Sanitation Department."

The fisherman said.

"What?"

"Because the Environmental Sanitation Department is based on the existence of sewers. Without sewers, there is no way to digest the city's garbage."

The fisherman said.

“Isn’t there a garbage disposal plant?”

"The waste treatment plant handles orderly waste, not municipal waste."

The fisherman shook his head.

"The sewer digests the garbage, and the garbage turns into feces and urine. Where does it go?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The shit and urine are separated. The urine goes to the sea, and the shit goes to another place. As for where, I don't know."

The fisherman said.

It turns out that the sewer leads directly to the sea.

Could it be that the mermaid princess secretly came to the sewer to play and was captured by the Yuanshen sect?
Liu Zheng seemed to be thinking about something.

"Didn't you say before that you would help the sewers cure hemorrhoids?"

The fisherman said.

"If we cure the hemorrhoids in the sewer, can we get the Environmental Sanitation Department to withdraw the wanted warrant?"

He understood instantly.

"That's right. Let me know when you're ready, and I'll change the game from a chicken-shooting game to a hemorrhoid-cutting game. If you can beat it, I can have the sewers take over the sanitation department."

"How difficult is it compared to shooting a flying chicken?"

Liu Zheng asked a key question.

"It should be about the same."

"That's not easy."

He frowned.

If he hadn't had the golden finger just now, he wouldn't have been able to pass the third level, let alone get full marks.

"There's nothing we can do about it. Hemorrhoids are real. The game is just modifying your perception of them."

"Okay, then I'll study this later when I get out. By the way, should I play this game, or should the doctor play it?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Of course it's the doctor who plays."

"Then there is still some hope."

The doctor he had in mind was naturally Nile. Even though the mummy doctor said that he was not good at fighting, he was still better than a human like him, right?

"Brother, this is actually my own business. There is no need for you to make it difficult for me."

Sha-chan finally spoke.

"Brother Sha, don't get me wrong. I'm not doing this for you, but for myself. If I help you cancel the wanted order, you will definitely escort us into the garbage disposal plant, and you will protect us until we complete our goal and safely evacuate the garbage disposal plant. Right?"

Liu Zheng spoke a long string of words.

"Of course, brother, you have helped me so much, I am sure we will not fail."

Sha-chan said, patting his chest.

"So, Brother Sha, you don't have to be embarrassed. Just treat it as a deal. It's just that we are both open-minded people, so the deal was discussed very clearly."

He said calmly.

"Brother, you are so open-minded. I don't know what to say."

"Well, whether you can help me withdraw the warrant or not, I'll take care of this matter. As long as I can get out, I'll take you to the garbage disposal plant."

Sha-chan said seriously.

"Then please leave me your contact information so that we can get in touch."

Liu Zheng said.

"I can't keep this, brother. My phone calls are all monitored. If we make a call, the people from the city hall will come to arrest you immediately."

Sha-chan shook his head.

"It doesn't matter. I'm a delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant. The City Hall doesn't dare to arrest me."

he said confidently.

The last time he fished away the eggs from the sewer, the city hall didn’t catch him, not to mention that he only killed a councilor and a deputy director.

“The city hall won’t arrest you, but they will arrest the people around you to cooperate with the investigation.”

The fisherman said suddenly.

"Where do I have anyone around me?"

The people closest to him are the plane trees and the cows and horses. One is semi-public property and the other is the boss of a takeaway store. The city hall will definitely not touch them.

"You just called me father-in-law, and now you've forgotten about the Ama?"

The fisherman said angrily.

"Uh, okay."

If that's the case, there's also Nightingale and Vampire Girl.

Well, the vampire girl gave him the essence of life, and the nightingale made him feel great, so he really couldn't let them down.

And he didn't want to ask novelists to rescue him anymore.

Whether the novelist agreed or not was secondary. The main thing was that he didn't want to ask Britain for help in arranging a box.

That guy just installed an uncontrollable dildo.

Liu Zheng didn't dare to think about what would happen if he asked it for help at this time.

"Then you and the fisherman can exchange phone numbers and we can contact each other indirectly through him."

He thought about it.

"That's fine, brother. You have a really good brain."

Shajiang praised.

The fisherman did not refuse and exchanged phone numbers with Shajiang.

"Brother Sha, please write the note first."

Liu Zheng took out paper and pen without hesitation.

Although he should wait until the wanted warrant for Shajiang is lifted before going together, there are exceptions to everything.

It is not an easy task to destroy the business of a congressman's family, even if it is an underground business.

A lot of work needs to be done, such as collecting intelligence, gathering forces, and formulating plans.

It is impossible for Niu Ma to postpone his vacation for him.

Therefore, there is a high probability that he, Nightingale and Ama will go to the garbage disposal plant, and then the note for Shajiang can be used.

"no problem."

Shajiang quickly wrote a few lines on the paper, then tore off a piece from the dragon robe behind him and put it in the notebook.

"I have some respect in the garbage disposal plant. If you are in danger, just show this piece of cloth. It may be of some use."

"But don't hold your hopes too high. After all, there are problems with the people at the garbage disposal plant."

Sha-chan pointed to his head. "Understood."

Liu Zheng nodded.

Just look at Shajiang and you will know that even if he had a normal mind, he would not have killed the congressman and the deputy director in a rage.

Even Oink just killed some restaurant employees and then hid in the black market to make a living.

Of course, it may also be secretly accumulating strength to prepare for something big.

Shajiang glanced at Liu Zheng in confusion. He felt that this little brother he had just met seemed to be thinking about something very rude.

But looking at Liu Zheng's sincere eyes, he chose to ignore it.

Liu Zheng was about to ask about the garbage disposal plant when he suddenly saw the sewage river shaking again.

Faintly, he heard the sound of crashing waves.

"Oh no, the sewer is going to be in turmoil."

the fisherman shouted.

"What should I do?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"What to do? Give me the takeaway."

"it is good."

He immediately took out the takeaway and gave it to the fisherman.

"Together?"

The fisherman looked at Shajiang.

"Okay."

Shajiang was stunned at first, then immediately understood what he meant and responded readily.

"Go away!"

The two of them kicked Liu Zheng on the left and right buttocks at the same time.

"grass!"

He only had time to curse before he flew into the sewer like a cannonball.

Liu Zheng turned around and saw the fisherman and Shajiang being drowned by the flood that filled the entire sewer.

"You two bastards will die."

He cursed viciously in his heart.

These two guys must have a better way, but they had to kick his ass and deliberately make fun of him.

I didn't expect that Shajiang, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also play pranks. It really shows that you can never judge a person by his appearance.

Liu Zheng flew all the way to the manhole and stopped only after hitting the wall.

Fortunately, the fisherman and Shajiang didn't really want to hurt him, and their strength had almost dissipated, so it was just a soft tissue contusion.

Looking at the spreading water, Liu Zheng used his hands and feet to climb out of the manhole, and then covered the manhole cover immediately.

"It's such a close call."

He has eaten enough shit in the game and doesn't want to eat it again in real life.

"Hey~ Why do you stink so badly?"

Dai Lego showed a look of disgust from a distance.

"Does it stink?"

Liu Zheng smelled it and felt it was okay.

"I feel alright."

"Your sense of taste has been pickled, so you can't smell something so stinky. Go, go, go over there and take a shower."

Dai Lego pointed to a fire hydrant not far away and said.

"Go, go, go."

He complained in his mind as he walked towards the fire hydrant.

A tree thinks shit smells bad, no wonder it can't grow tall.

He remembered that the plane trees could grow to over 35 meters tall, and Dai Lego's height would be considered a third-class disabled tree among the plane trees.

Liu Zheng walked to the fire hydrant and was about to turn the valve when he suddenly became alert.

"You're not trying to trick me, are you?"

He stared at the plane trees with empty eyes.

"Why would I want to trick you?"

The plane tree's eyes were evasive.

"A fire hydrant should also be considered public property, right? If I open the dam to release water, it won't be considered theft of public property, right?"

"Humph."

The plane trees look up to the sky, their silence is louder than words.

"You really haven't forgotten your original intention."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

"What? I won't kill you. At most I'll just fine you a little."

The plane tree argued convincingly.

"How much is the fine?"

"No more than 100,000 at most."

"That's really the most."

Even a Cadillac owner wouldn't be so generous as to spend half of his fortune just to take a shower.

"whispering sound."

The plane tree closed its eyes and ignored him.

"Okay, I'm leaving."

He turned and walked towards the restaurant.

Soon, Liu Zheng returned to the exit of the takeaway channel.

He walked into this familiar passage, enjoying the feeling of being wrapped in darkness. All the bad experiences he had just had seemed to slowly fade away.

Unfortunately, the smell on his body did not fade away, and it was even stronger in this narrow space.

As Liu Zheng was walking, he suddenly felt the ground shaking.

Then, the entire passage began to shake violently.

"What's going on?"

Before he could think, the ground beneath his feet was quickly lifted up.

Then, Liu Zheng was shaken out.

???

When he stood in the sun again and looked at the closed takeaway channel, he felt really confused.

"Hey, sir, I can't seem to get back to the restaurant."

Liu Zheng called Niu Ma.

"What have you done wrong again?"

The cows and horses didn't sound very surprised.