Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 25 This is what bonds are all about!

Short book street.

"Stop! Don't run away!"

"She went that way."

"Go over there and block her."

……

A group of people were chasing Tsunade.

For Tsunade, hiding from debt collectors is perfectly normal.

She is not only one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha, but also a legendary fat sheep.

Addicted to gambling and with terrible luck, he almost never won. The few times he did win, something bad happened. One time he won, his grandfather died; another time he won, his grandmother died, along with his great-uncle, his younger brother, and his lover...

Even now, she's still afraid of winning the bet.

Shizune followed behind Tsunade, panting heavily.

After shaking off the debt collectors, Tsunade quickly used a transformation technique, turning into a girl even smaller than Shizune.

When it comes to looking young, Tsunade has never met her match.

While hiding from her debts, Tsunade didn't forget to keep an eye on the light curtain in the sky.

At this moment, the Konoha Ninja Academy appeared on the light screen.

[Konoha, Ninja Academy: A group of children sit excitedly in a classroom; they've clearly all graduated.]
Sasuke crossed his arms and placed them in front of his chin, exuding an aura of swagger that attracted the infatuated gazes of a group of underage girls, including Sakura Haruno, whom Naruto liked.

"Stinky Sasuke, can't you live without acting tough for a day?"

Naruto, looking annoyed, squatted down on the desk in front of Sasuke, leaning over and glaring at him. Then, unsurprisingly, something unexpected happened. Naruto didn't notice a kid with a pineapple-shaped haircut behind him raise his arm and accidentally bump into him, causing Naruto to lean forward...

Sasuke broke down; he felt a ramen-scented kiss.

"Neruda, I'm going to kill you." Sasuke couldn't keep up the act any longer; he gagged, his eyes flashing with murderous intent.

Naruto: ???
Sasuke:? ? ?
Fugaku:? ? ?
Skunk: My cute little brother... is no longer clean.

Kushina (the undead): ...

……

In Kumogakure, the Fourth Raikage laughed loudly: "Is this the bond of Konoha?"

"So this is what the bonds of Konoha are like."

"It's really incredible."

"I can already feel the Will of Fire and the bonds of Konoha."

……

Naruto was still retching when he suddenly felt a chill. He turned around and saw a group of underage girls approaching with clenched fists.

Sakura: "Nero, how dare you steal Sasuke's first kiss! Unforgivable!"

Then, Naruto was beaten up and his face was bruised and swollen.

(Not only did Sasuke's first kiss belong to Naruto, but yours did too.)

Sakura Haruno: ? ? ?

Haruno Shou: ? ? ?

Haruno Meabuki:? ? ?
"Sakura's first kiss was with Naruto? Was it an accident? Or will Naruto be Sakura's husband in the future?" Haruno Mei frowned.

She didn't particularly dislike Naruto, but she didn't particularly like him either. She was still a little unhappy if Naruto became her son-in-law.

Haruno Shō was thinking.

The one involving Naruto and Sasuke was purely accidental; of course, it could also have been a prank by the light screen.

Even if it's not a joke, it's still when Naruto graduates, which is a few years later.

As for the incomplete statement that Sakura's first kiss was also Naruto's, he felt it was highly credible. Perhaps it was an accident, but how many accidents are there?

"No..." Sakura felt like the sky had collapsed. She was petrified. A cold wind blew by, and her skull felt like it was going to crack. How could her future husband be Naruto?
Naruto was excited outside Ichiraku Ramen.

Sakura gave him her first kiss? Sakura will definitely marry him when she grows up.

However, Naruto failed to notice a little girl with rolled-up eyes looking utterly dejected behind a telephone pole not far behind him. ...

Uchiha clan.

Sasuke was at a loss. On the screen, he and Naruto were kissing, but it terrified him, and his face turned pale.

At this moment, Fugaku, Mikoto, and Skunk were surrounding Sasuke, each with a serious expression.

"Little brother, stay away from Naruto from now on," Skunk said to Sasuke.

Fugaku and Mikoto remained silent, clearly indicating the same meaning.

“Okay.” Sasuke agreed without hesitation.

In fact, after seeing that scene on the screen, Sasuke decided to stay away from Naruto from now on.

In addition, Sasuke had another problem. Naruto on the screen said he was faking it? What was he faking? Sasuke never fakes anything, okay? That loser thing was complete nonsense.

[The brat with the pineapple-head hair who accidentally bumped into Naruto: My divine bump forged a bond surpassing even that of Indra and Ashura, or Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha.]

In the Pure Land, the soul of Hagoromo Otsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, silently watched.

The light screen reveals quite a lot!

Indra was his eldest son, and Asura was his second son. The eldest son was talented, but he went astray.

Indra's chakra was reincarnated as Madara Uchiha, while Ashura's chakra was reincarnated as Hashirama Senju.

When Hashirama and Madara both died, Indra's chakra was reincarnated as Sasuke, and Ashura's chakra was reincarnated as Naruto.

This is a bond that spans three lifetimes.

As for his schemes regarding Hagoromo Otsutsuki, those are not the point.

The Sage of Six Paths was thinking about the peace and future of the ninja world. His mother was too extreme. Although he and his brother sealed her on the moon, there was still a possibility that she could escape.

In addition, there are extraterrestrials whom even his mother fears, so this must also be guarded against.

To his dismay, he still couldn't figure out the origin of the light screen.

It probably really comes from a higher-dimensional world.

For beings in a higher-dimensional world, is the lower-dimensional world just a book?
It's really hard to accept.

Everything is predetermined, proceeding according to a set destiny. What's the point?
Even his birth, aging, sickness, and death, and all his actions as the Sage of Six Paths, were predetermined by a higher-dimensional 'god'.

To be honest, he also found it hard to accept.

He desperately hoped the light screen was a hoax, but as things stood, it was highly likely to be from a higher dimension.

This is a projection of the entire ninja world.

It can even be seen from the moon.

He found such methods unbelievable.

According to the light screen, the 'god' of a higher dimension wants to change the ninja world.

Therefore, the future of the ninja world holds countless possibilities.

Whether the ninja world can ascend to the same level as the 'Creator God' in the future remains to be seen.

But for the people of the ninja world, it is a tremendous opportunity; the key is whether they can seize it.

It seems that some of his plans will have to change.

……

A figure carrying a sickle walked through the ruined village. As far as the eye could see, corpses littered the ground. The figure had short, slicked-back silver hair and a pair of purplish-red eyes...

Too many people have died here; their suffering has made me grow.

It is your honor to be able to offer sacrifices to the evil god...

River Country, Yuren Village.

Hidan, who was carrying a scythe, was stunned. He was surprised to see himself appear on the light screen.

"Interesting, really interesting. If we could offer the light barrier to the evil god, he would be very happy!" Hidan grinned.

Of course, that's just a thought; he can't do it right now.

(End of this chapter)